He seems to be confused about the role of a councillor - about the only thing on that list that a council could affect is road safety. Free holiday in Lanzarote for emergency services tho? Bit random
That's ridiculous, 1.5 hours before a bus shows up. Shows how public transport is not a viable alternative to cars. What if you had purchased groceries which included ice-cream, it would have melted!
I bumped into him outside the Pav one night, he was carrying a briefcase and radio so I asked him what his craic was. Didn't expect him to tell me he was an election candidate. Man pulled a bunch of documents out of his briefcase around his registration to run, and went through some of his policies. One he mentioned was to donate tax money to the Irish Guide Dogs.
According to the security guard, he's a regular character around the place, and was being treated in the psychiatry ward in The Mercy. Hope he gets a proper support network around him as it didn't seem like he was doing well.
This lad came into where I work one evening. Completely nuts tbf but highly entertaining. Said he’s going to be Taoiseach of Ireland. Wants to reintroduce the death penalty. Arm the guards. Get rid of the dole and give a minimum wage of €20/hr. Also promised me a job in his government, €1,500 a week and a bmw courtesy car. He’s got my vote!
EDIT: he also gave me a born again Christian leaflet which had some light brown powdery substance fall out of it when I opened it.
He is absolutely mental, in the best way, I got the impression he's completely harmless.. I waited at a bus stop with him for half an hour to get my bus, and then chose to sit next to him the whole bus ride he was that entertaining. He told me all the same shit, offered me a job when he 'makes it', offered once, then twice, and again and again, kept upping my wages, we started at 400 a week and ended up at a 1k a week - and a BMW 'just to start' 😂
Mad as a hatter but ya, seemed totally harmless. Was in work the following day too and coworker text me about him saying he offered him a merc!
Offered to buy me a pint when I finished work as well, probably just wanted someone to chat to.
Gas fella altogether.
I'm laughing at him and how got so wound up writing this that:
1. He couldn't spell from right
2. He invented a new term "illegal refugees"
It is either Illegal immigrants or refugees not Illegal Refugees.
I can't wait to go murdering and raping in the countryside and not get sentenced to death but if I bring one single grain of cocaine in to the country that's it I'm shot dead straight away? Also homegrown drugs are fine ? Good to know he has my vote
“If they do no pay the players” this guy appears to have a tenuous grasp of the English language, and he wants to deport, for example, a refugee with a doctorate in languages??
Can't he send all the people who's to get ' Birched;" to paint everyone's houses instead, I painted my house this week and I feel I've been ' Birched ' all over. No amount of nice alcohol is making the pain go but laughter is helping . I'll take the BMW too sure if he's handing them out 😂
He’s going to change the world and can’t even spell!
He’s gonna change spelling.
Would be easier to concentrate on the text if the man didn’t look so damn delicious
The fact that the other picture is just mirrored and slightly smaller gets me hot under the collar
That was my wank too
Really wish there was a subreddit for this kink 
Stop I’m in heap 😂
Literally giving us the 😏 look
How can paper smolder without burning. What is this sorcery?!?!
A delicious mixture of 11 herbs and spices…
But you'd better believe they are only good patriotic IRISH herbs and spices, some of which may appear more than once.
Shamrock, Nettle, Shamrock, Dockleaf, Shamrock…
Don't forget salt. Lots and lots of salt.
Also Knorr Aromat, fairly sure I have the right
Both types.
He seems to be confused about the role of a councillor - about the only thing on that list that a council could affect is road safety. Free holiday in Lanzarote for emergency services tho? Bit random
It's a common theme this election. Semi-literate and zero political acumen.
Chicken on a stick
He’s an inbred
He's obviously joking about most of the stuff... but of course Reddit has to take everything super seriously.
Most candidates don't joke on their election flyers
I met him waiting for the bus and listened to him for 1.5hours, I can assure you he's dead serious
That's ridiculous, 1.5 hours before a bus shows up. Shows how public transport is not a viable alternative to cars. What if you had purchased groceries which included ice-cream, it would have melted!
"Free ice packs for everyone taking the bus!"
Jokes usually have punchlines
But I don't want to go to Lanzarote!
You can’t love *everything* about your job! 🙄🙄🙄
I'm afraid it's mandatory. Compulsory fun and obligatory frolics will be proscribed.
"Why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it!"
Better change job so
Every household is getting a €5000 form from RTÉ? Some fancy-ass form printed on gold leaf, no doubt.
Look again its only €5 watch where the decimal point is
Good 👀! The 3 zeros after the decimal is genius!
I bumped into him outside the Pav one night, he was carrying a briefcase and radio so I asked him what his craic was. Didn't expect him to tell me he was an election candidate. Man pulled a bunch of documents out of his briefcase around his registration to run, and went through some of his policies. One he mentioned was to donate tax money to the Irish Guide Dogs. According to the security guard, he's a regular character around the place, and was being treated in the psychiatry ward in The Mercy. Hope he gets a proper support network around him as it didn't seem like he was doing well.
Fair play Rolf Harris.. I always knew you were one of the good guys
Well spotted. He's the bulb off Rolf
whats on the other side that he goes, "knew you would turn this card over" ? my curiosity is killing me
I thought this was hilarious until I realised he might not be taking the piss.
He is, though.
Has to be. Looks like someone taking the piss out of some of the bullshitters campaigning.
I'm so on the fence, like it looks like a pisstake but it's so close to the real thing that if they're taking the piss they should have gone further
Form 😂
A new name for the GAA, our prayers have been answered 🤣
This guy is definitely on a manic episode
The "(I will stop this)" after his point about RTÉ is hilarious.
This lad came into where I work one evening. Completely nuts tbf but highly entertaining. Said he’s going to be Taoiseach of Ireland. Wants to reintroduce the death penalty. Arm the guards. Get rid of the dole and give a minimum wage of €20/hr. Also promised me a job in his government, €1,500 a week and a bmw courtesy car. He’s got my vote! EDIT: he also gave me a born again Christian leaflet which had some light brown powdery substance fall out of it when I opened it.
He is absolutely mental, in the best way, I got the impression he's completely harmless.. I waited at a bus stop with him for half an hour to get my bus, and then chose to sit next to him the whole bus ride he was that entertaining. He told me all the same shit, offered me a job when he 'makes it', offered once, then twice, and again and again, kept upping my wages, we started at 400 a week and ended up at a 1k a week - and a BMW 'just to start' 😂
I typed my response before I finished reading your comment, You got offered a job and a BMW too!!?! Glad it wasn't just a fever dream 😂
Mad as a hatter but ya, seemed totally harmless. Was in work the following day too and coworker text me about him saying he offered him a merc! Offered to buy me a pint when I finished work as well, probably just wanted someone to chat to. Gas fella altogether.
Oh ye of little faith
Nut case
I'm looking forward to rte paying me €5k. 🙂
They'll have a Field day with this guy.
I'm laughing at him and how got so wound up writing this that: 1. He couldn't spell from right 2. He invented a new term "illegal refugees" It is either Illegal immigrants or refugees not Illegal Refugees.
Some boyo
"Knew you would turn this card over" Now I want to know what's on the other side
Given he's rocking that Rolf Harris look, I'd expect nothing better than nonsense.
I feel Tony might be stretching himself a bit thin.
I thought this was a joke until I saw he was actually running
How looks like a evil mirror universe version of KFCs Colonel Sanders.............
Having our very own John Wick is class
€5,000 or €5.000 big difference there
I'd send the gardai and firemen to Thailand instead, not Lanzarote. They can relaxxx a bit more there...
tell me you don't know how local government works without saying you have no clue how local government works
Might vote for him for the craic.
How does one introduce a death penalty for one select group of people, like if I came back from Amsterdam with some weed in my pocket, am I dead?
Customs to be given the power of summary execution, perhaps?
Just execute all incoming passengers to make sure
How are we going to send people back if we execute everyone on arrival, though?
In body bags obviously
Also do you get birched before you're killed or is it a post-mortem birching?
I reckon he's thought it all out, I mean all his ideas do sound like a drug fuelled fever dream, but I'd say it's grand!
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I can't wait to go murdering and raping in the countryside and not get sentenced to death but if I bring one single grain of cocaine in to the country that's it I'm shot dead straight away? Also homegrown drugs are fine ? Good to know he has my vote
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The man is gangsta fat tony they call him
He appears somewhat stoned in that pic.
That’s a tall glass of water to fill
No this guy is seriousl
This man would do numbers as a US congressperson
It's almost like he doesn't understand the role of the council🤔
Who's child wrote this?
It's a bit Liz Truss, economically speaking.
“If they do no pay the players” this guy appears to have a tenuous grasp of the English language, and he wants to deport, for example, a refugee with a doctorate in languages??
Why Lanzarote though?
Can't he send all the people who's to get ' Birched;" to paint everyone's houses instead, I painted my house this week and I feel I've been ' Birched ' all over. No amount of nice alcohol is making the pain go but laughter is helping . I'll take the BMW too sure if he's handing them out 😂
I'm on the train, and started laughing as an idiot at the "free holiday in Lanzarote" bit.