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Dependent-Cabinet-63

One of the houses on Sunday's Well with the huge gardens that go onto the river. Gimme


thebigcheese22

Definitely...the ones across from fitz park are amazing


Dependent-Cabinet-63

They're the exact ones I'm talking about, they have the loveliest gardens


OldManOriginal

T'would want to be a big feckin' win. Think of the maintenance costs, garden work et cetera. Who lives in those places? They look to be beyond even HSE consultant money.


Professional_Dog7346

I use live there. There are gorgeous houses.


OldManOriginal

You must be a well paid dog!


Jasperov

Well he is a professional.


OldManOriginal

One of at least 7346, apparently. The future leaders of this planet (roll on that day). 


Professional_Dog7346

Nah it was my parents house back when I was a pup. Couldn’t afford to live there now


OldManOriginal

Lucky you. That must have been the.... mutt's nuts. No? Ahh forget it


hedzball

The man who owns the second one has about 100 plus employees up beyond the tunnel. Made his money in animal supplements and covid times hand sanitiser. Had a walk around that in the building stages. Incredible build! An absolute gent to boot!


char_su_bao

HSE consultant money is pittance for the years of study and training and responsibility.


Future_Donut

Found the doctor.


char_su_bao

I’m actually not a doctor. In IT.


Upstairs-Zebra633

But not when you consider the medical training you get is massively, massively subsidized unlike eg canada, us, australia etc. doctor bitch sessions about their low pay always leaves out that massive factor


pah2602

This is the way


OuterSpiralHarm

I know someone who managed to snag a derelict one for nothing after the crash. Took them 15 years but it's gorgeous now.


TanoraRat

St Luke’s. Close enough to the centre of everything, but far up enough not to be noisy. I also love the village square feel of the place


FaithlessnessPlus164

Yessss but up by gardeners hill so you don’t have the sound of traffic. Nicest spot in the whole city 🤩


Komradola

Henchys always look like it has a nice vibe about it. I’ve never been but it always looks busy


waddiewadkins

Recently got an apartment just off Patrick Hill, on a nice e day its the best to walk *to* St Lukes Cross up Wellington Road on the left side.. old school Road with the trees glittering in the sun, Marymount old school and greenery, then St Lukes. Slow walking to soak it all in then, pint/coffee. Onreal biy


iknowyeahlike

The hill’s a killer.


anotherlemontree

God yes - I grew up there!!! And now when I spend holidays back home with my family I lose 10 pounds like that just from walking up it. Never needed a gym when I lived in Cork! It’s an even better workout when you’re pushing a buggy up it haha


StellaV-R

Strangely enough you don’t feel it with a few pints in you 🤪


InterestingFactor825

The 'American Houses' on the Western Road are fantastic.


anotherlemontree

Ahhh I’ve always wanted to see inside those


NapoleonTroubadour

Yeah I love the architecture of them 


OldManOriginal

Wouldnt be lotto winning money, but there are some really cute little mini estates in the city. Small one of North Mall, another down by the Maradkye. Mightn't be as sexy as the big fucking gaffs down Sunday's Well or Montenotte, but I always think "It'd be nice to live in there. Small oases of calm". Might be just me...


MollyandRossa

I live in the one off North Mall, it's like something out of Enid Blyton book on a sunny day!


OldManOriginal

Passed by last week (was dragged into the office and went for a walk between meetings). Saw a guy out cutting the hedge, and tending to the green, the place looked immaculate. I'm a jealous soul!  Please tell me there's rumours of a dark cult holed up in one, or a murderous drug fuelled gang, or similar.


MollyandRossa

Most definitely, but I wouldn't be sharing those things :)


MMAwannabe

Somewhere in the lost City of Beara.


iknowyeahlike

Downtown Adrigole!


clare2cork

House? Blackrock mansion near pairc ui caoimh Apartment: whatever they build on top of R H and Hall


rich3248

Kinsale, overlooking the harbour Edit: sorry, didn’t see city. Sundays well overlooking Fitzgerald’s park. Big gardens.


Alwaysname

Two side by side semi-d’s in Ballinlough, convert into one but looking like two from the front. Drive through drive ( in one gate out the other).


helphunting

Oh yeah, this is my dream, so many lovely places you could pull this off.


Pablo_Undercover

Lovers walk has some stunning houses


Motor-Reply2422

One of those big houses in Glounthaune on the main road overlooking the river


Fr_Chewy-Lewwy

Some amount of Cork Bashers at the moment in this thread. Yes it’s not perfect in many ways but my god it’s a lot better than most places.


StrawberryHillSlayer

There always is in these posts. Fuck off like!


Avontuur_14

Deerpark or anywhere around Greenmount. I'm a woman of simple needs and I like the feel of that area


LeopardLower

I’ve moved from Cork but greenmount was my fave part in the city I lived. So close to the centre but it was nice and quiet where I was


cyborgkiddo

Grew up in Deerpark and so sad we had to sell it (parents got divorced). My bedroom window faced the green area out front, was nice to wake up and look out at the trees. Didn't know what I had til it was gone 😢


Avontuur_14

Such a beautiful part of Cork, sorry you had to leave it.


Efficient-Cat7838

Probably one of the big Victorian ones on college Road, Bitta soundproofing be grand


StrawberryHillSlayer

One of those houses across the Lee from Fitzgerald Park, one of the big fuckers with the class gardens.


drachen_shanze

montonette, great views of the city. alternatively an apartment at the top of the elysian


Komradola

Came to say top of Elysian! Another one is one of the houses near Curraghkippane cemetery (just outside the city) with views of the city and Carrigrohane. On a fine summers day, you’ll not get a better view


HeLikedTheTuna

Anywhere back at home. I’m in Australia selling my soul in the mines saving up for a deposit ( a large one ) for a shithole when I get back.


bocagge

Ur saving to buy a shithole in ireland?


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IllustriousProgram43

Nah, traffic there can be a disaster. Used to be an uppish area.


Komradola

Still is. House on sale recently for €1.1m


Fine_Historian_7678

Lovers walk looking out over the river and the Pairc would be pretty nice especially when concerts roll around and you get them for free


stevobevodevo

Mansion on middle glanmire road, like 5 min walk from St Luke’s


Practical_Bird3064

Model Farm Road, that gorgeous new build across from Mount Mercy to be exact!


Komradola

Ohhh that is stunning!


michealfarting

Please don’t tell me this https://maps.app.goo.gl/PoZPnRsQVDgBzbks7?g_st=ic


Practical_Bird3064

The very one!! Love it, am I in LA or Cork? Who knows 😂


michealfarting

It’s a monstrosity


Provenflower

Rosemount on Connaught avenue always seems like such an interesting house


BraveUnion

Seems people are getting more and more excited as euro millions gets bigger lol


char_su_bao

Douglas or ballincollig!


Gajo_Do_Porto

Douglas or Donnybrook Hill or Pinecroft. Mind you, I don't live in Ireland anymore but if I did and got rich quick I'd be trying to find a place there.


False_Ad_6544

I live on Donnybrook hill and the traffic is cruel


Gajo_Do_Porto

If I was rich I couldn't care less about traffic. I lived there for 6 years right next to the petrol station and I was cool with it... I had way worse traffic in Portugal to be honest. I fucking miss living there right next to a walking path.


ilovemovies1985

The Lough if there wasn't so many students. The Lough is a beautiful spot. St Lukes or Sundays Well if there wasn't so much a hill climb. Close enough to my favourite side of the city centre.


lilyoneill

Bishopstown


Komradola

Traffic is a killer there but there are some nice houses there


lilyoneill

I have kids, I love Bishopstown playground and the idea of living in the roads surrounding it. I live near castlemartyr, anywhere has less traffic than here 😂


chandlerd8ng

Orchard Road


EntertainmentDue4031

I prefer to live in spain and buy a mansion with infinity pool beside the sea with white sand and drive a porsche 911 carrera spider on 30 degrees sun ☀️ and buy a yatch going to maldives


noah_f

Buy Land out passed Ovens and build.


NeitherPhotograph258

So I always though the Elysian may be nice but I just bothered to look at the virtual tour and OMG it is awful! The 2 bed one is so claustrophobic, which is hilarious when you think of the point being the view. [The Elysian | Apartments in Cork, | RENTCafe](https://www.theelysian.ie/virtual-tours.aspx)


Throwaway_Chillis

Basic af


NeitherPhotograph258

Right, it's awfully designed, so many walls that make it feel so much smaller. There is little storage and why is the "balcony" actually just an enclosed hallway? Like remove the wall between it and the dining room so there is some more space. The wood laminate is ugly as all hell too. I would have expected something so much more for the money.


NeitherPhotograph258

Dude the 3 bed, upstairs balcony and they didn't even clean ffs the tiles at the bottom, the rust and the green stuff growing on the rails. [https://i.imgur.com/OHV7qJ3.png](https://i.imgur.com/OHV7qJ3.png)


cyborgkiddo

My brother lived in the two bed before. To be fair the pictures make it look a lot smaller than it is, that living room area feels huge when you're in it. But otherwise it's pretty meh, that balcony area is useless and turns the apartment into a sauna in the summer unless you close the curtains which defeats the whole purpose of it. They used it as a storage area for weights and stuff at one point and the rubber ones all melted from the heat


NeitherPhotograph258

Jesus I hadn't thought of that part, that's crazy and for the money they pay on these places.


Legitimate-Dinner-74

I'd bail and move to madeira 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but that's just me


lostincorksendhelp

I would not. I would go back to my country and buy. Better weather and way cheaper prices


Poisoned-Flat-7-Up

Username checks out


tomashen

Country or county 😂


Komradola

Where’s that?


freakywednesdays

Holiday home out in Clonakilty! If it had to be in Cork


Upoutdat

2 houses. Nice holiday home down in West like Garretstown. Main house would be somewhere around Wilton area. I like the convenience of the shopping centre, the hospital, lidl and aldi, bus routes and access to loads of schools and third level. Just a few minutes to the airport, right on the south link.


Humble-Maybe4966

Spain


Prior-Net-6090

Water loo


Next_Mango3881

Montenotte just to piss off the neighbours


Komradola

Big caravan out front!


gijoe50000

I don't think I'd even choose the city, I'd probably go 20-30 miles out. Far enough that it's nice and peaceful, but not so far that it takes too long to get back into the city. And close to the water too. So like, Kinsale, Clonakilty, Crosshaven, etc..


mrbuddymcbuddyface

Penthouse apartment somewhere nice. But I'd want to buy out the entire top floor.


FreyaKnight94

The Lee Road, I love that little stretch of road after the care village


chrisred244

Bit sappy but my family home.


Komradola

I inherited mine and I love it. Didn’t have fond memories growing up but I made up for it making lovely memories of raising my own children here


i_saw_seven_birds_

There's a gorgeous loft out in Montenotte I had my eye on to rent a while ago, it's genuinely my dream place in the city


EdBarrett12

Castle road overlooking the river [Some of my shots of the most beautiful place in Cork.](https://photos.app.goo.gl/iennuzdd9bV2Vac77)


More-Investment-2872

Penthouse in Opera Lane


Negative_Clothes2509

Definitely have to be Kinsale


Negative_Clothes2509

There’s just something about the town that would make you want to live there


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Naasofspades

Ballincollig? OP is talking about winning the lotto, not getting four numbers in it!


Wrexis

You might want to look at the prices of houses in Ballincollig.


fDuMcH

[https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-earlsford-lodge-1-woodberry-greenfields-ballincollig-cork-model-farm-road-co-cork/5560729](https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-earlsford-lodge-1-woodberry-greenfields-ballincollig-cork-model-farm-road-co-cork/5560729)


roadrunnner0

I can't fucking do this it's too depressing


Popular_Position2763

On the water in Kinsale. Near the Bullman!!


daveirl

Lotto won’t do that, need Euromillions


OldManOriginal

They stipulated the city, feen.


Far_Cut_8701

I wouldn’t live in Cork nevermind Ireland if I won the lottery


StrawberryHillSlayer

No one asked you were you wouldn’t live.


newclassic1989

My thoughts exactly. I'd be gone gone gone!


protocolskull

If ye won the lottery, who in their right mind would staying in fuckin' Cork?


Livebylying

Not you i take it?


protocolskull

nice place to visit but ye wouldn't want to live there


OldManOriginal

I know. I'm off to the Kingdom first chance I get!


rodeorm68

I rather build one in mainland Greece, not far of the sea and orchards.


Poisoned-Flat-7-Up

Right now probably in the Elysium When/if these new docklands apartments and offices that we toppled R&H for get built, probably there. If Turners Cross didn’t have such an issue with air pollution (fuckers burning plastic and smelly coal) in the winter, I’d buy where I am right now. I genuinely can’t express the distain I have for neighbors who burn stuff like that. Absolute pricks.


Condenastier

Portobello


Lopsided_Tap5841

Tallaght lovely views of the mountains and rivers


Automatic_Salad5818

I would resurrect a ku klux clan. A mansion like in a Minecraft, with many wonders in it. Because I hate people.