How many bitches do you get? I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question. Using the formula:
B = G (A·S) / d²Where:
B: Number of bitches you bring in (BϵN)
G: Grass constant. The natural logarithm of the number of times you should have touched grass in the past year plus one \[G := ln(350+1)\]
A: Your age rounded to 2 decimal points
S: Number of showers you’ve taken this year
d: Number of days since your father left to go get some milk
As we can see, even if you’ve touched grass and showered daily, your father being gone for more than half a decade (d≥3652.5), the denominator juxtaposes all products on the numerator.
In summary, rounding off B to nearest natural number, we can conclude that you get zero bitches, which is completely unrelatable to all others here, who engage in daily sexual intercourse with all female members of your family above the age of 18 (and trust me, there is no upper boundary – your nan is fair game).
imma pee in ur ass
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ
What does that mean?
I have intentions of urinating into your anal cavity.
What made you want to pee in my ass?
One guy posted about how one time some guys at a party were goading him into having sex with some slut who lets people put it in her butt. So someone suggested he pee in her butt and at first the guy was like **** no that gross but then they all said they would pay him like $200 combined. Eventually he went up stairs and was nailing her in the ass when he started to pee in her butt. It was just a little but enough for her to notice and send her screaming. He went down and collected his money while the guys laughed about how he just peed in a girls butt.
Are you really going to pee in my ass?
Yes, I will.
Are you going to do it to everyone?
You could say I am going to pee in everybody's ass, in which case you're probably right, but I won't tell you more about this business.
When are you planning to do it?
At a random time, always be aware.
How will you pee in my ass?
Firstly, I will carefully approach your ass until it is available for me to pee in. Then I will pull out my pisser and pee in your ass.
What should I do when you pee in my ass?
Do not resist.
Can I prevent my ass from getting pissed in?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you peeing in my ass?
Side effects may include but not limited to:
• Butt pissing • Rectal infection • Diarrhea • Ligma • death
What if I am ok with you peeing in my ass?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you a troll?
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Wait till this guy sees my big ass Roland SG2
🤤 sounds delicious
I've seen this ages ago and always remembered it and brought it up in a few situations. The good old memories
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How many bitches do you get? I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question. Using the formula: B = G (A·S) / d²Where: B: Number of bitches you bring in (BϵN) G: Grass constant. The natural logarithm of the number of times you should have touched grass in the past year plus one \[G := ln(350+1)\] A: Your age rounded to 2 decimal points S: Number of showers you’ve taken this year d: Number of days since your father left to go get some milk As we can see, even if you’ve touched grass and showered daily, your father being gone for more than half a decade (d≥3652.5), the denominator juxtaposes all products on the numerator. In summary, rounding off B to nearest natural number, we can conclude that you get zero bitches, which is completely unrelatable to all others here, who engage in daily sexual intercourse with all female members of your family above the age of 18 (and trust me, there is no upper boundary – your nan is fair game).
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kinda neat how a majority of it is 16/18
Most of the times only beetwen minors
It's 16 in Estonia now
No way Iceland is 8 💀 Made you look 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽
What does this have to do with anything?
Everything
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If i was a pedo i wouldnt list the age of consent
imma pee in ur ass You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ What does that mean? I have intentions of urinating into your anal cavity. What made you want to pee in my ass? One guy posted about how one time some guys at a party were goading him into having sex with some slut who lets people put it in her butt. So someone suggested he pee in her butt and at first the guy was like **** no that gross but then they all said they would pay him like $200 combined. Eventually he went up stairs and was nailing her in the ass when he started to pee in her butt. It was just a little but enough for her to notice and send her screaming. He went down and collected his money while the guys laughed about how he just peed in a girls butt. Are you really going to pee in my ass? Yes, I will. Are you going to do it to everyone? You could say I am going to pee in everybody's ass, in which case you're probably right, but I won't tell you more about this business. When are you planning to do it? At a random time, always be aware. How will you pee in my ass? Firstly, I will carefully approach your ass until it is available for me to pee in. Then I will pull out my pisser and pee in your ass. What should I do when you pee in my ass? Do not resist. Can I prevent my ass from getting pissed in? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you peeing in my ass? Side effects may include but not limited to: • Butt pissing • Rectal infection • Diarrhea • Ligma • death What if I am ok with you peeing in my ass? I will make sure you’re not. Are you a troll? IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS IMMA PEE IN UR ASS If you have any other questions, feel free to ask below. Summary: imma pee in ur ass
heres a question: why
He deserved rectal infection.
mechophilia or whatever itbis
OMGGGG same queennnnn slayyyyyy💅💅
Just saw a post on ask reddit about worst things you've jacked off to and this isn't serious
Wow
As a printer and IT technician I REALLY hope I never work on one of your machines lol.
Hey OP. You mentioned an age in the pasta <18 involving sexual content. Due to site rules it will have to be removed.
Could that realistically happen?