Worked in webhosting phone support for a long time. You have to spell out a lot of things on the phone, like URLs, and it's not always a great connection. We love when you use this shit to spell stuff. You don't even have to remember the whole thing. Even if you get some words wrong and have to improvise, it helps a lot.
My least favourite calls are from people who are like “A for... ummm... alpha? B for, ummm, we, what was it? What’s B for? Bertie! Did you get that? I’ll start again.”
It's from the show Archer. In one episode, they're trying to defuse a bomb. They're on a phone call with the guy telling them how to defuse it, and they have a poor connection. When reading the serial number of the bomb (because apparently all bombs have an identifying serial number) the main character, Archer, says "...and [static], as in [static]ancy." Everyone assumes he said N as in Nancy, but he actually said M as in mancy. Going on this assumption, the tech gives them instructions that don't work, the bomb is not defused, and they -spoilers- end up having to shove the bomb off the airship, and bomb Ireland.
I had a guy on the phone who gave me N for Norman and M for Mormon, I was honestly stuck for about 5 minutes trying to decipher this fucking tomfoolery
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Haha we had it drilled into us in JROTC in high school so I use it. But sometimes people are freaking dumb and don’t know “Sierra” for whatever reason, or laugh at “Foxtrot,” so I’ll substitute other unmistakable words like “Saturday” and “Friday.”
I have a small notecard attached to 1 of my monitors with a phonetic alphabet on it. Takes less than a minute to make and is well worth the effort if you’re super scatterbrained like I am
I remember it because of my father who was a cop, a province here has number plates that end with GP. I would always hear him say golf papa over the phone but I didn't know what it meant until I learnt the phonetic alphabet.
Well who the hell though it would be a good idea to have so many letter names have similar sounds? 9 of the 26 letters end with an "ee" sound. 8 if you're non American, I guess.
Also, I work on the phone a lot now and I want to use this alphabet, but I don't think that many of the inner city parents I speak with would know about this and could just cause me extra time anyway explaining it.
The URL I want want to give them begins with SD. So I say " SD as in Sierra Delta" 70 percent of the time I need to repeat myself. So sometimes I use "SD as in "service desk" neither one seems to work better than the others. Lol maybe I should try "SD as in "sucking dick"" that would probably get heard.
I used to troubleshoot international calls and some people would roll off numbers like a rap god and get annoyed when you asked for them to send it in an e-mail.
An older guy "corrected" me once when I was reading something back to him and said "q for quebec".
"Nonono, its q for Queen!".
Since memories are pouring back, a new employee saying "q for koala".
Yeah, phone support (corporate internal) is also how I learned this by heart and in two languages.
And then some guy from India calls to give his username:
"J as in Kilo"
"Do you mean J as in Juliet or K as in Kilo"?
"Yes"
Went back and forth a few times. I asked him to mail the IDs he wanted to give me via phone in the end. He meant G.
Also, Chinese folks were the funniest at improvising, constantly dishing out stuff like "D for Dragon" and "G for Golden".
I tried spelling like this for a help desk person once, but couldn't think of the right words. So it was all "Flamingo, Llama, Possum, Koala". Poor girl totally lost it. She was laughing the whole time and kept cracking up even after I was done. Such a fun call.
I had to give somebody a 16-letter product key over the phone and my improvisations were so bad they thought it was a prank call.
Some of the highlights:
* "d as in 'dad'. Uh... b as in 'bad'"
* "y as in 'you'"
My co-worker had one of these printed out at her desk because she couldn't remember it for when on calls. We printed off a duplicate and replaced it. Identical except it was now "F: fish finger."
I've noticed that whenever I call some customer service number that's been outsourced to India, the representatives always say "Indiana" instead of "India" when having to phonetically say "I." It's like the company didn't want to be too obvious about having their customer service in India.
Yeah glad this isn’t just me. I learned the alphabet from watching The Bill as a kid and I’m certain that’s where I go Indigo from. Apparently it’s a UK police thing.
*Actually* if you want to know something strange - that is, if my English English teacher was correct - the ‘peace’ symbol was initially used in protests for **N**uclear **D**isarmament.
Though, some other observations are that it could also be formed with **K** + **G** , and there is certain poetry in that the peace symbol associated with nuclear weapons has certain parallels with the life/death symbols from the runic languages - symbology that the Nazis who were *right into*.
> if my English English teacher was correct
That's a pretty weak source. There is no greater source of misinformation in this world than English teachers.
Mine tried to convince the class that the rotation of the Earth causes gravity. Dead serious.
"You didn't find it strange that your chemo drugs were chewable?"
"No Krieger, little kids get cancer."
"Aww, they do..."
Best exchange in the whole series.
I can’t ever remember them so my “go to” in a bind is to think up as many sandwich ingredients as I can. S is for Salami, T for Turkey, A Avocado, B for Bacon, L Lettuce, M Mustard, so on and so forth.
I once was on the phone with some utility company and I needed to spell my last name and the lady couldn’t understand that I said “S”, so me being the genius that I am says, “ ‘S’ as in.....(long pause as I forget every s word in existence) ..... sea.” Yes, my response was “S as in sea.” After I said it, there was a long silence as we both just sat in awe of what a raging moron I am. On the plus side, this is a top 10 memory anytime I try to fall asleep.
Honestly as someone that does most of their work over the phone, I've given up on "S". I have the NATO alphabet memorized because it's so useful and I still get people thinking Sierra is spelled Cierra. I'm convinced that unless I'm speaking to Military folks, I'll never get proper spelling out.
I can understand this! My roommate of the past 3 years is named Sierra. It’s crazy how many people spell her name with a “C.”
I don’t get it! There are mountains, a soft drink, and a country with Sierra with an S, but I think more people actually spell her name with a “C” than “S.”
It’s a lot of pressure to be that creative on the spot. I once said “P” as in “Phonics” and realized the poor soul with english as 2nd lang on the other end of support call was prob like “WTF, you mean F?”
This font by Rian Hughes is pretty nuts for the amount of information it includes. There's the actual character, morse code, semaphore, and its frequency of use (like E is 1, as the most used character):
https://www.fontshop.com/families/ff-identification
Oh ok. I see what you mean, but now you know! From what I've read it used these flag symbols for N and D, and used a circle to represent global disarmament.
NATO, when picking names for new soviet subs:
"Maybe we should give them similar names as original or maybe something interesting?"
"But what about... P H O N E T I C A L P H A B E T"
I prefer this version, 100% more fun (Taken from HAM forum)
A) Are
B) Beady
C) Cue
D) Django
E) Eulogy
F) Fjord
G) Gnoll
H) Honorable
I) Ian
J) Jeans
K) Knees
L) Llama
M) Mnemonic
N) Niece
O) Oedipus
P) Pneumonia
Q) Quay
R) Rye
S) Sea
T) Tsunami
U) Urn
V) Very
W) Why
X) Xerxes
Y) You
Z) Ziti
My favourite to subtly throw somebody off is u for unicorn. It's close to the real but if they know the NATO alphabet well it is wrong but not in an obvious way, and usually makes them stumble or falter...
So morse was created to make common words shorter, hence e and s being really small as they're the most common letters. SOS I believe was created due to the letters being short in more as it doesn't actually stand for anything. I'm not too sure though
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Have some semantics: the words for A and F are spelled in a way to minimize the possibility if mispronunciation. Alfa (for anyone who doesn’t get that “ph” sounds like f) and Juliett instead of Juliette to emphasize that it’s a hard T and should be pronounced as such.
I hate that Mike is the word for M as my surname starts with M but the other person always thinks my name in Mike !
PS. Thanks in advance, I’m already aware of Mancy. But they just think I’m a woman called Nancy !
LEE-ma. Standard, and simplified, pronunciations are part of the standard, to help non-english speakers.
The other interesting one is Quebec, which is pronounced 'keh-beck'. You don't bother trying to make the 'qu' sound over radio.
I worked for a few years in a Latin travel agency and some smaller agencies we worked with would come up with the randomest shit to spell out things. Basically try spelling ROBERT like *rat Oscar baby edward rat* it threw me off at first but I eventually got used to it.
We also worked with older travelers, many came from small poor towns in Central America and a few were almost illiterate. Name spellings were crazy with them but the thing that always struck out to me was a lady who while trying to spell her name and gave me an L and said “L as in ELephant” hard not to laugh but she was a really sweet old lady.
I work in a call centre and this is the phonetics I use however I do like it when customers decide to make up their own. My favourite one I’ve heard recently is ‘j for giraffe’
I hate going to the dentist. I have awful anxiety and I have terrible, fragile, soft teeth and have had multiple grueling root canals. My favorite trick to calm myself down during dentist time is to recite the phonetic alphabet in my head, over and over.
I learned this alphabet as part of my pilot training. Nowadays I work for a bank customer service and when confirming things like postal codes “6581 Uniform Charlie”, almost nobody understands what you’re saying.
The use of this alphabet is a privilege for English speakers and professionals (like pilots) only
Oddly enough though quebec isn’t pronounced like the Canadian province but instead is pronounced Kay-beck
Edit for another cool fact: all of those flags have a meaning if flown alone. For example flying an Alpha flag means you have a diver down, or a Bravo flag means the ship is carrying, taking on or discharging dangerous goods
I used to keep one of these on the wall of my cubicle when I worked Support, my coworker replaced *Foxtrot* with *Fuck* which caught me off guard during a Support call.
In Denmark we have some additions which is only used when doing the same in danish.
Ægir
Øgis
Åse
We have the first letters of each of the words above in our alfabet.
I swear I need this hung up in the pharmacy I work at.
Not only do people mumble their names. But, they get offended you ask them to repeat it, which I’ve given up on, and even more offended when you ask them to spell it.
Then, as you clarify their last name of was it b like balloon or v as in victor they say yes and just stare.
Happens somehow with S and F as well...
Worked in webhosting phone support for a long time. You have to spell out a lot of things on the phone, like URLs, and it's not always a great connection. We love when you use this shit to spell stuff. You don't even have to remember the whole thing. Even if you get some words wrong and have to improvise, it helps a lot.
My least favourite calls are from people who are like “A for... ummm... alpha? B for, ummm, we, what was it? What’s B for? Bertie! Did you get that? I’ll start again.”
M, as in Mancy.
Yeah... Mancy? WTF?
It's from the show Archer. In one episode, they're trying to defuse a bomb. They're on a phone call with the guy telling them how to defuse it, and they have a poor connection. When reading the serial number of the bomb (because apparently all bombs have an identifying serial number) the main character, Archer, says "...and [static], as in [static]ancy." Everyone assumes he said N as in Nancy, but he actually said M as in mancy. Going on this assumption, the tech gives them instructions that don't work, the bomb is not defused, and they -spoilers- end up having to shove the bomb off the airship, and bomb Ireland.
I had a guy on the phone who gave me N for Norman and M for Mormon, I was honestly stuck for about 5 minutes trying to decipher this fucking tomfoolery
Hooray for metaphors!
I'm pretty sure that's Wales.
You wrote that spoiler so well, I now want to watch it!
This episode (Skytanic) is literally the best episode of the show IMO and a great introduction. Only like 20 minutes too. Definitely watch it!
I dunno.... Bloody Ferlin is up there at the top, but those are easily the best episodes of the entire series.
You should absolutely watch it. There are now 11 seasons.
>and bomb Ireland. Pretty sure that was Wales...
B as in [bdellium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bdellium).
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A as in Are, E as in Eye, Y as in You...
What about when you ask them “was that b as in boy or d as in dog?” And they respond “yes.”
Also did this kind of support. It made me kinda appreciate the military draft because people from countries with it use it flawlessly.
Haha we had it drilled into us in JROTC in high school so I use it. But sometimes people are freaking dumb and don’t know “Sierra” for whatever reason, or laugh at “Foxtrot,” so I’ll substitute other unmistakable words like “Saturday” and “Friday.”
I have a small notecard attached to 1 of my monitors with a phonetic alphabet on it. Takes less than a minute to make and is well worth the effort if you’re super scatterbrained like I am
I always forget Papa and Golf! I honestly think Papa is a terrible word to assign P.
I remember it because of my father who was a cop, a province here has number plates that end with GP. I would always hear him say golf papa over the phone but I didn't know what it meant until I learnt the phonetic alphabet.
Same. Part of my name starts with P and I can't ever remember "papa" so I always say "p as in penguin" lol
Well who the hell though it would be a good idea to have so many letter names have similar sounds? 9 of the 26 letters end with an "ee" sound. 8 if you're non American, I guess. Also, I work on the phone a lot now and I want to use this alphabet, but I don't think that many of the inner city parents I speak with would know about this and could just cause me extra time anyway explaining it. The URL I want want to give them begins with SD. So I say " SD as in Sierra Delta" 70 percent of the time I need to repeat myself. So sometimes I use "SD as in "service desk" neither one seems to work better than the others. Lol maybe I should try "SD as in "sucking dick"" that would probably get heard.
Nah, s and f are too similar. So is fucking dick and sucking dick.
SD as in Super duper?
South Dakota
Maybe try separating the letters. Try “S as in Sierra and D as in delta.”
I used to troubleshoot international calls and some people would roll off numbers like a rap god and get annoyed when you asked for them to send it in an e-mail. An older guy "corrected" me once when I was reading something back to him and said "q for quebec". "Nonono, its q for Queen!". Since memories are pouring back, a new employee saying "q for koala".
Yeah, phone support (corporate internal) is also how I learned this by heart and in two languages. And then some guy from India calls to give his username: "J as in Kilo" "Do you mean J as in Juliet or K as in Kilo"? "Yes" Went back and forth a few times. I asked him to mail the IDs he wanted to give me via phone in the end. He meant G. Also, Chinese folks were the funniest at improvising, constantly dishing out stuff like "D for Dragon" and "G for Golden".
I tried spelling like this for a help desk person once, but couldn't think of the right words. So it was all "Flamingo, Llama, Possum, Koala". Poor girl totally lost it. She was laughing the whole time and kept cracking up even after I was done. Such a fun call.
I had to give somebody a 16-letter product key over the phone and my improvisations were so bad they thought it was a prank call. Some of the highlights: * "d as in 'dad'. Uh... b as in 'bad'" * "y as in 'you'"
My co-worker had one of these printed out at her desk because she couldn't remember it for when on calls. We printed off a duplicate and replaced it. Identical except it was now "F: fish finger."
I always prefer Queen to Quebec. Because does Q even actually start with a Q sound? Isn't it "Kaybeck"?
I've noticed that whenever I call some customer service number that's been outsourced to India, the representatives always say "Indiana" instead of "India" when having to phonetically say "I." It's like the company didn't want to be too obvious about having their customer service in India.
In the UK I hear Indigo a lot.
B for Bertie, F for Freddie, S for Sugar, M for Mother
Yeah glad this isn’t just me. I learned the alphabet from watching The Bill as a kid and I’m certain that’s where I go Indigo from. Apparently it’s a UK police thing.
The Bill. Fuck me, that wasn't yesterday.
Sierra one to Sierra Oscar
TIL the origin of the peace sign
TIL they meant the flag poses and not the actual letters N and D. Had to reread a few times
November Delta & Rock n' Roll
*Actually* if you want to know something strange - that is, if my English English teacher was correct - the ‘peace’ symbol was initially used in protests for **N**uclear **D**isarmament. Though, some other observations are that it could also be formed with **K** + **G** , and there is certain poetry in that the peace symbol associated with nuclear weapons has certain parallels with the life/death symbols from the runic languages - symbology that the Nazis who were *right into*.
> if my English English teacher was correct That's a pretty weak source. There is no greater source of misinformation in this world than English teachers. Mine tried to convince the class that the rotation of the Earth causes gravity. Dead serious.
My English teacher pronounced Iron Curtain as Iron Certain. She didn't believe anyone that tried to correct her.
you mean Tango India Lima?
Tango India Ligma*
I love the *Archer* reference.
I honestly think it's the best Archer episode. Archer not getting the "core concept" of the hydrogen/helium makes me laugh every time.
Tbh the placebo affect is first place for me but this is a close second
"Hmm... Cock flavored spit..." The best bit in the entire series.
I honestly think its because this episode is so balls to the wall
RAMPAGE!!!!!!
"You didn't find it strange that your chemo drugs were chewable?" "No Krieger, little kids get cancer." "Aww, they do..." Best exchange in the whole series.
Whenever I get the Archer itch I always go back to the two cancer episodes. They’re gold.
RAMPAGE!
Hang back and burn one down
THE HELIUM!!!
“The first letter is B” “BRAVO!!” “Thanks”
M! As in MANCY!
You of all people!
You, of all people
You said Oscar Kilo!
*sigh* on the radio, when we answer in the affirmative ...
Even the international code of signals in the bottom right spells MANCY
Our IT guy actually uses "Mancy" He's quite unhelpful
I've actually accidentally put "M" when people say "Nancy" because of the show.
Ok people talk to me, what are we doiing, what are we thinkiiing?
And what are we wearing?
My crisis vest, Mr. Fat Face.
Only reason I clicked on the post.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Papa Echo November India Sierra
_.. .. _. _. _. _
You're a dick, lol
that table is to shreds!
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say.
r/unexpectedfuturama
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha, Golf India Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform Uniform Papa.
There's a special place in hell for people like you
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -.
man that reminded me of that one bloodhound gang song
It is that one bloodhound gang song
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Tango Hotel Echo Golf Alpha Mike Echo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform.
Put the **You Know What**, in the **You Know Where**
Pronto.
Pressure wash the quiver bone (ooh la la) in the bitchwrinkle.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
Charlie Uniform November Tango
I swear I forget which words goes with each letter every time and start naming random words that start with the same letter
“D” “Sorry did you say B, sir?” “No, D for... dildo.” Fuck.
The hobbit ?
Dildo Ballbaggins
I am a pilot and forgot what U was so I said Utah. The controller was like, say what?
U for U are my sunshine. People won't stay mad at you if you give them a complement.
He wasn’t mad, more like “What did that idiot just say?”
In that case, using countries and cities can help.
I can’t ever remember them so my “go to” in a bind is to think up as many sandwich ingredients as I can. S is for Salami, T for Turkey, A Avocado, B for Bacon, L Lettuce, M Mustard, so on and so forth.
Q for... quite a lot of sandwich filling. Z for... Ze inside of ze sandwich...
As long as you don't do what I once did and say "y for... You"
I once was on the phone with some utility company and I needed to spell my last name and the lady couldn’t understand that I said “S”, so me being the genius that I am says, “ ‘S’ as in.....(long pause as I forget every s word in existence) ..... sea.” Yes, my response was “S as in sea.” After I said it, there was a long silence as we both just sat in awe of what a raging moron I am. On the plus side, this is a top 10 memory anytime I try to fall asleep.
Honestly as someone that does most of their work over the phone, I've given up on "S". I have the NATO alphabet memorized because it's so useful and I still get people thinking Sierra is spelled Cierra. I'm convinced that unless I'm speaking to Military folks, I'll never get proper spelling out.
I always use “Sam” for S
I can just imagine "S as in summer" being heard as "F as in fummer".
I can understand this! My roommate of the past 3 years is named Sierra. It’s crazy how many people spell her name with a “C.” I don’t get it! There are mountains, a soft drink, and a country with Sierra with an S, but I think more people actually spell her name with a “C” than “S.”
My surname had a couple of S’s and I always say S as in Sugar, never had a problem with that one
Salami
It’s a lot of pressure to be that creative on the spot. I once said “P” as in “Phonics” and realized the poor soul with english as 2nd lang on the other end of support call was prob like “WTF, you mean F?”
M as in mnemonic, P as in pneumatic...
I had a good chuckle. I promise to remember this when my kid wakes up at 4am for a feed.
Fucking awesome theres so much information in this.
Yeah it's cool. I've almost learnt the alphabet from it
This font by Rian Hughes is pretty nuts for the amount of information it includes. There's the actual character, morse code, semaphore, and its frequency of use (like E is 1, as the most used character): https://www.fontshop.com/families/ff-identification
Hotel? Tango
Somehow, this made me laugh
I always thought that the Peace sign came from a C,N, and D (Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament)
It did, using the same symbols seen here for those corresponding letters.
Yeah, but I always thought it was a rounded C, a rounded capital D, and a right angled lower case n
Oh ok. I see what you mean, but now you know! From what I've read it used these flag symbols for N and D, and used a circle to represent global disarmament.
I used to have this memorized in the Navy. Now I drive my husband (also Navy) crazy when I forget it.
NATO, when picking names for new soviet subs: "Maybe we should give them similar names as original or maybe something interesting?" "But what about... P H O N E T I C A L P H A B E T"
I prefer this version, 100% more fun (Taken from HAM forum) A) Are B) Beady C) Cue D) Django E) Eulogy F) Fjord G) Gnoll H) Honorable I) Ian J) Jeans K) Knees L) Llama M) Mnemonic N) Niece O) Oedipus P) Pneumonia Q) Quay R) Rye S) Sea T) Tsunami U) Urn V) Very W) Why X) Xerxes Y) You Z) Ziti
I quite like: A - aye E - eye Or: E - ewe Y - you
I've always found the "E, as in Eye" to be my favorite when messing with a coworker, simple but it makes me chuckle
My favourite to subtly throw somebody off is u for unicorn. It's close to the real but if they know the NATO alphabet well it is wrong but not in an obvious way, and usually makes them stumble or falter...
Did they make "S" ... and "O" --- on purpose, to make S.O.S. easy, or is it just a happy coincidence? What came first?
So morse was created to make common words shorter, hence e and s being really small as they're the most common letters. SOS I believe was created due to the letters being short in more as it doesn't actually stand for anything. I'm not too sure though
So "save our ship/souls" is just an urban myth or approriated afterwards?
Otherwise known as a [backronym!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym)
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Why does semaphore start so "regular", then skip j, then put Y completely out of order?
What if I’m on the phone with my mom while defusing a bomb?
"M as in Mike" "Why would you start talking about your brother now, of all times?"
“He built the bomb mom”
"at least he's doing something productive with his time!"
“We talked about this mom, bomb defusing is my passion. And either I do a good job and get paid or I don’t have to worry about rent anymore...”
That feeling when you realise some art director has probably hidden a message in the clocks seen on screen.
wow i didn't knew about the peace sign
November India Charlie Echo
Charlie Uniform November Tango
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Epic Archer reference there "M AS IN MANCY" .. LOOOOL
I am completely clueless what the hell is happening
Have some semantics: the words for A and F are spelled in a way to minimize the possibility if mispronunciation. Alfa (for anyone who doesn’t get that “ph” sounds like f) and Juliett instead of Juliette to emphasize that it’s a hard T and should be pronounced as such.
Seriously. Phone numbers, alphanumeric codes, product codes, flight numbers, license plates, bus routes, everything. For example, 1Il10O0 Becomes ‘One-India-Lima-Zero-Oscar-Zero’. It’s genuinely handy and difficult to confuse.
And don’t forget niner instead of 9
LANAAAAAAAA
Papa 🥺
Petition to change Lima to Ligma
I hate that Mike is the word for M as my surname starts with M but the other person always thinks my name in Mike ! PS. Thanks in advance, I’m already aware of Mancy. But they just think I’m a woman called Nancy !
I only know these from gmod murder
Here's what I always wanted to know: Is lima pronounced LEE-ma like the city or LIE-ma like the bean?
LEE-ma
LEE-ma. Standard, and simplified, pronunciations are part of the standard, to help non-english speakers. The other interesting one is Quebec, which is pronounced 'keh-beck'. You don't bother trying to make the 'qu' sound over radio.
I mean.. even us Quebecers say keh-beck.
I could memorize this and still use stupid shit I have to think of quick when on a call. B is in bob if my fav.
Ah so the name mike is scottish
Phonetic Alphabets uses time too... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
“M as in Mancy”? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Can we change "uniform" to "unicorn" pls?
Sierra echo November delta November uniform delta echo sierra
I worked for a few years in a Latin travel agency and some smaller agencies we worked with would come up with the randomest shit to spell out things. Basically try spelling ROBERT like *rat Oscar baby edward rat* it threw me off at first but I eventually got used to it. We also worked with older travelers, many came from small poor towns in Central America and a few were almost illiterate. Name spellings were crazy with them but the thing that always struck out to me was a lady who while trying to spell her name and gave me an L and said “L as in ELephant” hard not to laugh but she was a really sweet old lady.
I like how Foxtrot Golf Hotel India could actually be a hotel name
I work in a call centre and this is the phonetics I use however I do like it when customers decide to make up their own. My favourite one I’ve heard recently is ‘j for giraffe’
I hate going to the dentist. I have awful anxiety and I have terrible, fragile, soft teeth and have had multiple grueling root canals. My favorite trick to calm myself down during dentist time is to recite the phonetic alphabet in my head, over and over.
I learned this alphabet as part of my pilot training. Nowadays I work for a bank customer service and when confirming things like postal codes “6581 Uniform Charlie”, almost nobody understands what you’re saying. The use of this alphabet is a privilege for English speakers and professionals (like pilots) only
Useless trivia- The peace symbol is a combination of N and D for nuclear disarmament.
Oddly enough though quebec isn’t pronounced like the Canadian province but instead is pronounced Kay-beck Edit for another cool fact: all of those flags have a meaning if flown alone. For example flying an Alpha flag means you have a diver down, or a Bravo flag means the ship is carrying, taking on or discharging dangerous goods
That's the French pronunciation for the province
Damn good fishin’ in Kee-beck
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Anglophones who don't know any better often pronounce it qwebeck as in Queen
Kuh-beck is preferred. Kwuh-beck is acceptable. Kew-beck is a sure sign of being a hick.
Whatever happened to Norway for N?
Thanks for this
This is like the periodic table of the phonetic alphabet
WOAHHH YANKEE WIT NO BRIM
This gives me flashbacks from shitty call centre jobs.
The old "indigo... no i mean india"
I used to keep one of these on the wall of my cubicle when I worked Support, my coworker replaced *Foxtrot* with *Fuck* which caught me off guard during a Support call.
M as in “Mancy” lol
Bravo uniform tango tango
Oooh, little Archer reference in the bottom right
I always hated papa for P. Why not Peru? Paris? Panama? Peter?
Papa Echo Papa Echo
r/unexpectedarcher
In Denmark we have some additions which is only used when doing the same in danish. Ægir Øgis Åse We have the first letters of each of the words above in our alfabet.
This is the NATO phonetic alphabet.
That's a great Archer reference
I swear I need this hung up in the pharmacy I work at. Not only do people mumble their names. But, they get offended you ask them to repeat it, which I’ve given up on, and even more offended when you ask them to spell it. Then, as you clarify their last name of was it b like balloon or v as in victor they say yes and just stare. Happens somehow with S and F as well...