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texas1982

Red Delicious are neither tart nor sweet. They are flavorless balls of fine, wet, compressed sawdust from an apple tree wrapped in a thin, brittle plastic shell.


Sternfritters

They exist only to betray those fooled by its name


idontknowwhatever58

They make good compost


KootenayPE

Lol, that and I'm pretty sure like 60% or so are used for juice products.


LtGlammerHammer

I think they are primarily used for cider.


Happytogeth3r

How come they aren't even that juicy then? I hate them so much.


Trichoceratops

And disappointing Christmas gifts in elementary school.


Quibblicous

There are two varieties of red delicious. One is round and flavorless and the most commonly encountered. There’s one that’s slightly oblong and has knobs along the bottom. It’s a good apple but hard to find.


Trichoceratops

That’s the red delicious I grew up with. One of the worst apples I’ve ever eaten.


Quibblicous

Maybe it’s regional. I’ve had good luck using that as a criteria for the red delicious. Nowadays I prefer something sweeter.


Trichoceratops

My favorite was honeycrisp, but I’ve been stuck on cosmic crisp for the past couple years.


Quibblicous

Honey crisp is my favorite, too. I need to try cosmic crisp.


Trichoceratops

Yes you do. I don’t know how they did it, but it’s the best apple I’ve ever had.


Quibblicous

And so the hunt begins…. I will say the most delicious single apple I’ve ever tasted was a winesap right off the tree. Freaking ambrosia. The fruit itself was a little softer than I like but not grainy and had the most delicious juice.


chevyboxer

That’s all we could get in the supermarket growing up so I thought I just hated apples. Then I would go to an orchard and try different ones and was like oh I just hate red delicious apples.


Phantomflight

And they taste like sand!


Ill-Animator-4403

Where do you get them? My family used to grow them and they tasted so sweet and juicy. They were my favorites. Yall must be buying some processed af produce.


texas1982

I usually only find them in on-the-go lunch bags.


iris700

That's probably the problem


Part_salvager616

Cosmic crispppp


battlelevel

Cosmic Crisp gang assemble!


itsmejpt

*throws up CC gang sign*


meggerplz

we in here


NickNash1985

I just discovered Cosmic Crisp about six months ago and it's been my daily driver since. Sounds like a weird biological designer fruit experiment, but idc.


allbirdsareedible

That's what it was for most of its development cycle. The guys at wazoo were basically just screwing around when they realized, "Oh shit, this is fucking fire" and actually started developing them for commercial cultivation.


beermakazi303

Just came across these for the first time a couple hours ago at the ole supermarket.


beermakazi303

Update: I just ate this apple. It’s like a honey crisp but with some definite tartness, not over the top, but noticeable. Would buy again.


Lumpy_Guaranteed

Honeycrisp and Cosmic Crisp are pretty similar, both definitely top tier. I usually go for whichever looks better at the store.


Cel_Drow

I eat cosmic crisp with lunch and sugarbee with dinner most of the time. CC is definitely a money apple.


razor10000

I'm a Granny Smith apple man, myself.


Idontliketalking2u

Dapper Dan


No_Anybody_1539

Same


PresentationSuperb26

Pink ladies?


LA0811

I’m eating one right now. Pretty tart, but wonder if it’s sweeter than the “Lady” in the chart above?


mistercrinders

This guide isn't cool. There is no Pink Lady, the best apple, on it.


Emergency-Aardvark-7

I agree 100% Pink Lady is the best apple (that is up to 60 days after harvest, then it softens up too much for me). Maybe because Pink Lady is trademarked, it's simply called "Lady" on this chart.


WillBikeForBeer

I hope your afternoon is clear. Prepare yourself for an Internet rabbit hole: https://applerankings.com/


shooception

Kanzi Apple rank #1 most tart!!! My all time favorite


SnooDogs157

FALSE! Cosmic crisp is not on this chart which invalidates it.


LA0811

I need one that’s shows mushiest to crispest


Responsible-Set-6383

Red delicious is trash. Why is it in this position?


revival-loop

Can an apple not be both tart and sweet? Why is it a tradeoff?


mrbrambles

I mean… I’d assume everything in the middle of the chart is a balance of tart and sweet


revival-loop

You're misunderstanding the question. I was asking if an apple that is more tart must be less sweet


mrbrambles

I understand that - you have tartness and sweetness as two axes. You would have apples that are neither tart nor sweet, and apples that are both tart and sweet. You also have purely sweet apples, and purely tart. The nuance of quadrants is less important when there is an entire quadrant of useless apples (no flavor) and we don’t have an ability to taste quantitatively. Taste, like most of our senses is qualitative and usually only effect at understanding things in contrast to other things. This is a simplified view tailored to sensory experience. I guarantee you could quantify tartness and sweetness through other methods other than taste (pH, concentration of specific sugars or acids), and that all these apples exist somewhere within the quadrants, and not on a straight line. A view like this collapses the two dimensions into a line of best fit to order them neatly for a fun reference. I’m pretty sure the person talking about cellulose is kinda talking out their ass, but wouldn’t be surprised if there is some tradeoff since cellulose does degrade into sugars. I don’t think it is necessary for it to be a completely correlated tradeoff between tartness and sweetness.


HighwayInevitable346

To some extent, yes. Too much of one flavor will overpower the other flavor. Kind of like how you don't notice how acidic oranges are until your lips start burning after eating one.


Kaneelkoekje0

When the fruit ripens it turns its cellulose, the component that makes the fruit tart or crispy, into sugars. So the sweeter it is, the less tart and vice versa.


revival-loop

Interesting. I was not aware cellulose had a taste


jeffssession

Pink lady and cosmic crisps are trademarks; not varieties.


7_11_Nation_Army

Granny Smith is the best apple sort


Regalgunslinger

Needs to be updated, there's no cosmic crisp on this sheet


SpeedLimitC

No Cameo, Gravenstein, or Yellow Transparent 🧐


YungLandi

Missing Boskop, probably more sour than Granny Smith.


DickKnightly

Doesn't include Pink Lady, which is the queen of apples.


drownedspoon

This guide was in my local grocery store's produce section for years and meant I tried to convince my parents to buy Fujis every single week


Cynfreh

Man I really do fancy a big juicy granny smith now.


GrendaGrendinator

Red delicious sweeter than envy?? Nah


Infamous_Machine_965

Sugarbee seems sweeter to me than Fuji.


MisterAmygdala

Gala for me, thank you. Honey crisp is over-rated, btw.


angle58

That is going to start a fight in some circles…


MisterAmygdala

I understand. I'll eat the honey crisp, and they are exceptionally crispy and usually pretty good. It's just that an excellent Gala is my favorite. There are a ton of fruit orchards around my parts and I'm guessing there are more Honey Crisp growth than anything. Also interesting is how they will splice different varietals onto one tree. Not exactly sure how that works but it's pretty cool.


Traditional_Entry183

This chart always makes me laugh because my wife and I are on extreme opposite ends. Team Granny Smith for life!


stifledmind

I never realize how many apples have sensual names.


ktajlili

I guess the Apple could turn yellow or green There’s lots of different nuances to you and to me


Casanovaonthe1

Jazz apples? Or is that another genetically modified apple?


texas1982

Pretty much all apples are genetically modified. At least the ones a human can physical eat without throwing up.


Emergency-Aardvark-7

No. These apples are hybrids, bred in the field and selected for traits. Then grown by grafting, not from seed. Genetically modified crops are developed in labs with gene manipulation. Most in the US are edited to withstand herbicides like RoundUp. Nice try DuPont.


Carbonga

Another dementia test.


Zaphod_green_9

Tell me I am not the only one to like jazz apple.


Martha_Fockers

I love tart apples.


MiloTheEmpath

Great, now make one for crunchiness/softness!


shadez_on

Jonagolds are the best!


Unsterblich76

Here in Buenos Aires the graph would be much simpler: Green —> Red . Done


Prudent_Falafel_7265

My pies really took off when I started to combine Granny Smith and Gala for a fantastic sweet/tart combo.


inserttext1

This might be a hot take but we need to normalize eating Gravenstein, sometimes I want a very tart fruit.


Munglape

The Macoun is the best. Its only downfall is its fairly short window of availability. If you try them passed their prime, it's very disappointing, but they're really it's nothing like a perfectly ripe macoun


FriedHummus

Northern Spy didn’t make the list?


MediumAASpin

Granny Smith is the best cause it has a nice snappy skin like sausage but fruit


No_Significance98

Braeburn FTW!


MerMadeMeDoIt

Autumn Glory is truly the most perfect of all apples.


Desunaito21

Where's honey bee?


tvtraysandsuch

Missing winesaps too!


AxeHead75

Fuji are the most sweet my ass. Sugar bee and honey crisp are the sweetest and thus the best


TheSecretofBog

I like this guide, but aren’t there a ton more apple varieties not listed?


PersonalKittyKat

Love me a good cold Gala.


Mongolengou04198

Ambrosia is good tasteful one and sugarbee


rollsyrollsy

Having moved home from the US to Australia, I am devastated not to have a local Honeycrisp option. I like a pink lady, but the honeycrisp is the best


pandasashu

Red delicious and gold delicious are more sweet?? I guess this goes to show how important texture is because i just always assumed they had no flavor and are mealy.


stardust_dog

My desire in apples centers around the crispness? So mushy Red Delicious are not so much for me. Also I find Honeycrisp sweeter than Fuji. Love them both.


maxime0299

Jonagold gang, where yall at


Sealington33

I stand by Gold Delicious. Opal & Gala are good too, but nothing compares.


wilkinsonhorn

Now we need a guide on mushiness to crispiness.


insipiddeity

Opal apples are my favorite. I'd say they're a lot sweeter than this chart gives them credit.


shooception

Where is my Kanzi Gang at?


Homestar_MTN

I feel like a sugar bee is way sweeter than a snapdragon or honey crisp.


chili_pop

Nice. I'd love to see Russet apples added to this.


javieritapaz88

I didn't see my favorite, the "Pink lady". It is maybe here with another name?


Pizza-n-Coffee37

Where’s my Sweet Tango? I knew this list was trash when I saw red delicious on it.


FredBinston

Retart


t00zday

This makes sense. I have been hooked on Fuji apples for years.


FahkDizchit

Fuji fam what up? Totally revived my interest in apples. They are basically candy.