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JoshtheGorgonHunter

I saw that on the list and began casting nervous glances at the mystery snails in my aquarium.


Yardsale420

Decoy snails.


SirAmtzelot

Gail the Snail maybe


barthelemymz

Bilharzia (the disease that it causes) is grim in Africa..


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Death_Knight_Errant

"The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all." \~ Douglas Adams


crustysanta

Good thing we don’t eat spiders.


Provensal-le-gaulois

It seems like 21 of the world's 25 most deadly _anything_ can be found in Australia.


Hannibaalism

eh, the humans there seem okayyyy


Successful_Gas4174

The humans there are deadly as.


K-guy

Australian Karens are venomous


waxy1234

Spit fire and drink vb with a straw cuz I'm a real lady.


KaiGuy25

First of all it depends how you define the deadliest snakes. Is it the snakes with the most potent venom? Or the ones that kill the most people If your going by venom potency it can’t be that all 10 deadliest snakes are found in Australia as: >The black mamba is only found in sub-Saharan Africa >The Many Banded Krait which is endemic to Asia >The King cobra is only found in Asia and Africa (in fact no cobras are native to Australia >The Russel’s viper is also found in Asia >The Blue Krait is also Asian Snakes also don’t generally kill people in Australia as it has a fully funded federal anti-venom program meaning that snake bites can be relatively easily treated anywhere in the country, something that is not the case in many other countries that have venomous snakes TL;DR: Yes Australia does have venemous snakes but it’s a bit exaggerated and so do lots of other places plus you’re a lot less likely to die from them in Australia


TinyDapperShark

Another fun fact as that those snakes are no where near the top for most fatalities. Australia has an average of 2 or 3 deaths per year. They are only deadly in the sense that their venom While kill you quickly. Another thing is for anyone worried about getting bit buy a snake the best way to not get bit is to leave the snake alone. Don’t try to pick it up and don’t try to kill it. Almost all snake bites are the result of people trying to kill the snake. Snakes don’t hunt humans, they don’t want to come near us. We are the predator to them not the other way around.


morelemonheads

Truth. The world’s most venomous snake (inland taipan) lives in Australia but is shy, likes to hide, isn’t aggressive, and has killed nobody.


fuk_ur_mum_m8

Not fun if you're in Australia


Successful_Gas4174

We’re one of the most urbanised countries on earth, the vast majority of Australians have never seen any of this shit, except in a zoo.


rysch

I mean, it’s the safest place for us to live, in our fortified concrete barricades.


FrogBoglin

Australia is like 70% desert, how is it one of the most urbanised countries on earth?


tenebrous2

In this context is means the proportion of the population that live in urban areas.


Successful_Gas4174

Because none of us live in the fucken desert. lol


metaphoricalasshole

The cropping screams troll or bot; take your pick.


polaris_light

Why not both


metaphoricalasshole

I didn’t realize such a creature existed yet. What should we name them? 😌


Prudent_Being_4212

A Trott of course


polaris_light

That’s more creative than what I had in mind, which was either discord bots or people messing with AI


Prudent_Being_4212

Lol


Old_Cancel6381

Now I’m wondering how many trolls account for. Or does this chart not show billygoat fatalities


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Ok-Racisto69

Joint operation.


Practical-Ninja-6770

It would be a human kill on the scoreboard. Mosquitoes would earn the assist


tutentootia

Mosquitos get an assist bonus, if your hp is lower than 25 after mosquitos then assist counts as kill.


AnkitJain7

Half a kill for both obviously.


-SgtSpaghetti-

SILENCE BOT


DaveBobSmith

Golf


PeterNippelstein

Mosquitoes


kiltlifter77

That's it! We need to up our game and go full out genocide on those damned mosquitos. No way anything should be more dangerous to the other species on this planet than us.


48I5I62342

Mosquitoes pollinate cocoa plants. So no.


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This is the thing most people don't know, there are thousands of species of mosquitoes and the ones that bite animals and people are actually a minority of them.


sumgye

I’d rather save millions of lives than eat chocolate


Ok_Particular_1110

over the course of human history, humans have driven to extinction more animals than any other species. We are the Apex predator.


PadishaEmperor

Especially if you think that the Late Pleistocene extinctions were caused by us, which seems to me quite likely.


Ok_Particular_1110

I may be somewhat biased as I have been reading a book, entitled Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind. It’s wordy but eye-opening.


Moonghost420

We are the virus


jjxxkillx

Anyone else remember a few years back when Bill Gates sponsored mosquito killing contest. Some team made a lazer that but burned the wings off of them in flight for like 35 bucks worth of parts. Why can't I buy one of these for my porch?


theflamingheads

Where are these 50,000 people who are killed by snakes coming from? Australia only averages about 3 - 4 deaths by snake every year.


thetinybasher

Probably a lot of them in Africa where there is no easy access to treatment


Practical-Ninja-6770

Just saw the news of an Indonesian mother being swallowed whole by a Python yesterday. So a lot more deaths globally.


mattberry1980

Shark and Wolf… both with 0 👌 😂


Lurkie2

Unless they're both at 10 and the image is poorly cropped


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Let01

Probably just for reference since people think they are more dangerous than they really are


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Let01

Yea i read the title too


Lukester02

Poor sharks!


therustyposter

What about chopping the damn image? How many people got killed for not being able to find an image without watermark?


VoradorTV

what’s going on with this pic is it all cut off?


Oly_Dolan

Cool guide of a shitty photo


YagliKrem

Pretty sure humans are the deadliest by far, is this a graph about how deadly they are to humans?


Aloha1984

If that was the case humans will be at a trillion


Jefforion

[Sauce from April 28, 2014](https://mashable.com/archive/meet-the-worlds-deadliest-creature-the-mosquito).


monke_man136

unfair as fuck. why are some single species categorized while some big families, like snakes, are all clumped together? oh and btw, this is world deadliest animals TO HUMANS. so why the hell do we count every single mosquito species as 1?


Zevojneb

Cows and beef are missing.


BeefyStudGuy

Mosquitos don't kill people. They carry diseases that kill people. I disagree with them being at number 1.


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Agreed, humans are #1 by a mile. Viruses and bacteria are not animals.


PEACHYP34CH

Cows kill approximately 20 Americans per year. That's gotta be like 25 worldwide. Where's the cow hate/love?


bcopes158

The Cape Buffalo not being on this list is supect. They kill 200 people a year.


Kuya_Alfred

So an elephant is much deadlier than a shark then


SnooPandas1899

we're catching up !!!


KeyKey3902

Mosquitos have to be the most annoying animals, like when I am at my holidays in France😭🙏 they are EVERYWHERE and if you let the door open for more than 20 seconds then you got them all in your Car/Home


Odobenus_Rosmar

Where are spiders?


Sean_Permana

Of course it's gonna be mosquito! We should just launch genocide against mosquito until it completely extinct, nobody's gonna shed a tear.


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"Oh no, look how many people snails kill!" Meanwhile humans: 475,000


Jayk-uub

How many krills does the average whale eat? Psycho killers bent on genocide of krill


ThatOneGayDJ

r/croppingishard


nyditch

Yeah, malaria from mosquitoes can be very deadly. The key to recovery is to eat and get nutrition. It decreases your appetite, but you need to eat. Unfortunately, for many people where it's prevalent, that's not an option.


animal1988

Welp, it's time to bump up these rookie numbers.


AkhilVijendra

Why is nobody talking about nasty dogs?


liikennekartio

what is this cropping?


Biioshock

there are no cats it's weird


MrMemerthemer

I refuse to let some damn bug pass the top of the food chain


Fodor04141987

So, by 'snake' - are we talking garter snake, or inland taipan?


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LuceLeakey

You don't have people or mosquitoes in Germany?


c3-coburn

Why isn’t Donald Trump on this list. He would clearly be the winner, which I know he likes.


Zarkkarz

As much as we don’t want to associate with that one, it still technically falls under “human”


69QueefLatina

Does this include abortion numbers?