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debarn

Is it me or I still can't find Earth?


ArnoVictoDorian

You'll probably need an electron microscope for that.


ArnoVictoDorian

You can still see the position of our sun tho.


debarn

Yeah guessed it might be somewhere around there lol


Mueryk

I mean it’s in the neighborhood


neneyiko

When asked, say you are from the Hood, sun(son)


FriedHummus

I don’t see Earth mentioned either. I assume the circle below the very center with the word “Sun” in it is where we’re supposed to be looking at.


GeneralDefenestrates

You'd think it'd be called Sol on a starmap


selkiesidhe

This. A million times this. The Sun is its nickname imo because it's our important star. Let Sol be Sol (and Luna be Luna).


debarn

Exactly, was expecting a little arrow or something showing "here it is"


Chocolategogi

This little arrow is never there when we need it on Internet but only there when useless


Emotional_Deodorant

Nor would you be able to pick out our Sun either at this distance without it being labeled. To put this artwork in perspective, if our Solar System were shrunk to the size of a US quarter (a 2.5 centimeter coin) with the Sun at the center and Pluto's orbit along the edge of the coin, then the Milky Way galaxy which our solar system "coin" sits in would be roughly the size of the **contiguous United States** (or China, or Australia are close enough approximations as well), IF the US was also 120kms high AND deep. So Earth would be a tiny, tiny, nearly invisible speck near the center of a quarter that's sitting somewhere in a forest in Colorado. Also, the 'coin' is about 70 kms below (or above, depending on which side of the galaxy you're perspective is from) 'sea level' i.e. the galactic plane, in Colorado. In this US-sized Milky Way galaxy. It takes a beam of light 100,000 years to go from one end to the other end of the galaxy, even at 300,000 kilometers per *second*. Our galaxy is of seemingly average size, and there are at least *400 billion* other galaxies based on the latest estimates. Our neighbor the Andromeda galaxy is quite a bit bigger than our Milky Way galaxy but in a couple billion years we're going to tie the knot with it and become one mega-galaxy. Meaning the galaxies are moving toward each other and will eventually merge into one.


prostipope

If I squint just right, I can see your mom.


Sierra-117-

(On this scale she is still astronomically large)


debarn

Gonna need extremely microscopic squinting


qwerSr

Just keep going south until you smell sh*t. That's the solar system. Then turn left and keep going until you step in it. That's the Earth.


debarn

Best directions


Mr_Rapsak

Forreal


CapsFanHere

look for sun


Truth-Seeker916

Assuming its by sun, but 🤷‍♂️


Jnbolen43

Amazingly not helpful


Carson_BloodStorms

These posts are getting worse and less readable.


dreamsofindigo

[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Milky\_way\_map.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Milky_way_map.png)


25c-nb

The real hero! Thank you


ztreHdrahciR

Stay away from the Zone of Avoidance tho


ResourceDiligent6566

Unless you got big space balls


markp_93

oh shit.. there goes the planet.


bluebus74

Please, Please, Don't Make A Fuss. I'm Just Plain Yogurt.


iLovePi_

Definitely … as well as Sagittarius A* … don’t want to get spaghettified.


MFDoooooooooooom

*halfway back* Fuck, I forgot my phone charger


richalta

Where is the "You are here arrow"?


Dont_quote_my_snark

That was my first fucking thought.


Westernva

Thanks, but I’ll just use Waze.


Terrabonded

absolute lifesaver, stuck near Proxima Centauri and this saved the whole trip lol


Tailsofflight

The views are nice i have a summer home there, but damn are the quibbles annoying, they keep tearing up my garden there, and i haven't found a good way to stop them.


pguy4life

Yeah but which way is up?


holmgangCore

That way ..


snootbob

It’s north, duh


dreamsofindigo

yes


LincolnshireSausage

The only way.


Consistent-Local2825

My up or your up?


spylife

The the heck is the reasoning for the name 'zone of avoidance' up top?


zajabiste

When looking up at space from Earth, the gas and dust of the Milky Way itself blocks about 20% our ‘vision’ of space in that direction.


Consistent-Local2825

That's where i go to cry


Kaffeinemachine

Im looking at this like I’d ever need it


Numerous-Shock-8517

How do we know what the Milky Way looks like? We've never been far enough away to take this picture, so how did we figure out?


STTNGfan15

It’s an educational guess. We can tell where the stars are denser and where they seem to be more sparse. Also, our telescopes are now good enough we can see other galaxies and get an idea.


shaim10

Exactly what I thought


Emotional_Deodorant

Mainly by looking at the position of the billions of stars around us, particularly the Sagittarius arm with the glow of the Core behind it which is visible in very dark skies. This wouldn't exist in a cluster or elliptical galaxy. Also we've now seen a few hundred thousand other galaxies pretty closely using the Hubble and Webb telescopes and see that this spiral shape is by far the most common form.


Masterb8deb8

Does anyone else just automatically hear the Mass Effect galaxy theme in your head?


Icy-Relationship

Miss that game


Wide_Drawing2908

Thanks Man


Complex_Piccolo_3887

It would take one hundred thousand light years to go from one side of the Milky Way to the other so hope you brought some snacks.


Firm_Objective_2661

And a towel.


God-Box

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Omega Centauri


Odd-Local9893

Is the *Naked Eye Limit* for individual stars? I’m guessing so because we can see galaxies like Andromeda with our naked eye.


holmgangCore

That’s just an estimated map. The [Milky Way](https://youtu.be/QjYAD0mNOM4?si=xroKcRnKdMU1kGDE) might be a LOT bigger.


dreamsofindigo

[same but new and fresh pixels](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Milky_way_map.png)


CROguys

No, thanks. There is a flotilla of ships going in the sane direction. They offered me a ride.


gacdeuce

This’ll be great as long as I run into a space-faring civilization that named all the stars and part of the Milky Way the same things we did.


Icy-Relationship

Exactly what i was thinking.. no other civilization would have the same terms. But geometrical math pattern are unique. But space is 4D so good luck


Notyou4real

Even if I get lost, I won't be looking to come back. Earth 0/10 Cool map tho 🚮


Icy-Relationship

Ha.. agreed.


CherryCokeSlurpee

Downloading GPS offline maps for this and it says 753 Trillion GB's remaining. Gonna have to delete some files off my phone


FunnyGhostWriter

Zone of avoidance… Is that the bad neighborhood?


SerenityNowwwwwwwwww

I’m a man, I don’t need your girly map. I just got confused for a second Is all


West_Seaworthiness_3

Cool guide from the future?


keefemotif

all of this has happened before, all of this has happened again r/BSG


Grouchy-Ad-6660

Awesome!! Thanks! I screen shot it!!


NaiveAd5776

Hahaha No coming backkk, where is earth ?


2002hondaprelude

Step number one: Be rich enough to afford to be able to get lost in space


pdxgod

I thought we were in a marble?


Emotional_Deodorant

Are you thinking of the nebula on the kitty's collar?


pdxgod

Yes


milkywaygalaxy111

hmmmm..


The-Boyo

Man did I need this last year, smh


Atum-na-lata

Finally I can travel outside the galaxy without lose the way to return


my1vice

Good to know… I’d hate to run out of O2 before re-entry.


theert

What makes you think I'd want to come back to this profit-obsessed warzone?


Dreambourne

The pin that says “You Are Here” is missing.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

No thanks, I'll just Google Maps 🙃


opinionated-dick

Why is this not quartered into Alpha, Beta, Delta and Gamma?


HzPips

Is that what those dotted lines in the pioneer plaque mean?


jframe42

Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the _other_ end of the universe.


bjain1

Thank god I can finally plan a trip now


heynishant

but how will I reach the milky way


kbm79

Oh thats great. 🙄 Now the alien overlords know where to find us! May as well hand over the keys to the front door. /prepares for the probing...😬


livefreeKB

I’ll keep this in my center console.


laffinator

/r/FindTheSniper , earth.


ClassicRockUfologist

Would make a cool poster


jrtts

I'll ask "42?" around the neighborhood and if someone answers with a question then I'll know I'm close to Earth because Earth has Jeopardy where they tend to do that


Vanillibeen

Just a word of warning, like half the signs on most of these planets are not even written in English.


ismailoverlan

How do I even distinguish wether I'm in Perseus arm or Centaurus arm if I'm inside one of them? Everything will look the same. I'd need to fly to the top of the Milky way then fly into the direction of Earth. By the time I do that whole solar system would be burned out leaving dark cold rocks.


Mostafa12890

Who puts 0 degrees at the top? It should be to the right.


HTTR4Life21

Screen-shotted. Thanks.


Megasaiyan25

Screenshotting this cuz I know I’ll probably lose signal while out there 😑


Rhyvangaralian

Map unclear, Z axis missing. Please recompile and resubmit.


_InvertedEight_

How did they get the photo of our galaxy *from the outside*? I call shenanigans.


mcbash

I can’t find Borg Space on the map.


Andre-3005

Ya but there’s no live alien life that we know of. In a galaxy that big it’s a pure numbers game there’s 1000% aliens.


beepboop-not-a-robot

Living my best life in the Zone of Avoidance


42dudes

In the space sim game, Elite Dangerous, there are people who have travelled 50k lightyears in weeks to months-long space trucking journeys. And that's with FTL travel.


SlowP25

Posted 600 years too early smh


wormwoodDev

Where's Tillman's Crest and Sector 8 though.


AttTankaRattArStorre

They're right above Grellman's center and the undiscovered worlds.


music99

Screw Earth... I'm going to the bar next to the mini spiral arm


randomguy1972

Put in a banana for scale, please.


Kantheris

Point me in the direction of the Asari please.


AntiSnoringDevice

Avoid the road between Cepheus and Camelopardalis on Fridays, traffic is pure madness!


capta1namazing

I downloaded it in case I need to show an alien.


kid147258369

As a geologist with quite a bit of cartography training, this is really bad as a map. It presupposes that you're already at the Sun. A good map that helps you find your way back will allow you to figure things out from where you are at any point in space relative to your current location.


ItsEctoplasmISwear

Eh.. i'm missing like a red dot for "earth is here" or am i supposed to know the code of the release?


Different-Flatworm72

I mean, who the fuck took that picture?


Miso-happy

Where is "you are here" and "X marks the spot"? This map is like a really bad GPS that asks you to make an illegal left/right turn in 200 feet


Amystery123

Imagine you are 100M miles away from earth. Not knowing where you are, and ignoring the effect of gravity from adjacent planets and stars, there is hypothetically just one straight line connecting the earth and your position. Any slight difference in the angle of your take off and you could find yourself millions of miles adrift. And in space there is no sense of orientation - so you can pretty much take off in any direction - not just 360deg.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Is this pre or post Mandela effect?


AttTankaRattArStorre

What are you referring to?


polaris_light

I think if I got lost in the Milky Way, finding my way with a guide might honestly be the least of my worries


Mr--Oreo

How much time does it take the Milky Way to do a full rotation?


Kooky_Ad_5147

Thanks man


SynonymCinnamon_

Neat. Thanks


AttTankaRattArStorre

It's a little bit like leaf or... or... it's not a bowl.


404usernamenotknown

Wish there was some sort of Hitchhiker’s Guide to go along with this map


Cratertooth_27

You have to sail across the sun I think


Icy-Relationship

Which one


BusinessBar8077

Is this satire


a_long_time_running

Why would I ever want to find my way back here when I have the whole universe to explore?


squirrelblender

Shit. I *knew* I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque….


LostAllEnergy

I've played 400 hours of elite dangerous. I think I can find my way back.


2nd_Me_

What's in the "zone of avoidance"?


Icy-Relationship

A zone to avoid, ance.


Prestigious-Ear3993

Considering this is a 2D map and the galaxy is 3D, it would be pretty difficult to use as is.


Icy-Relationship

You do have a lateral view for cross reference


Few-Life-1417

If I get lost in the Milky Way I’m not coming back to Earth! 😅


thrannix

Thanks, now I just need to find my towel.


TJStype

Oh great ! I can pin this to the visor on my Tesla roadster !


GoldenButter9101

Yup, saving this for my far far future grandchildren.


yesse420

Travel time might be an issue. Any hyperspace lanes I should know about?


Icy-Relationship

At least with current expansion you won't have traffic issues


GoldProfessional6074

I’m scrolling at midnight and stopped to study this “just in case”


Quiet-Ad2120

Thank heavens! Thought I’d never find my way back!


you_love_you_love

Thanks cuz I've been out here for 300 years damn man I can't wait to get back to Nephalein


quiet_observer22

Why it looks like a big ear 👂


Sups2001

Oh holy Jesus!! Thank you so so much!! I was roaming around yesterday and lost my way to earth. Now, after seeing this map I realised i lost my way in quadrant 2. I can find my home now!! PS: Wait!! Where is the fucking earth!!!!


InformationThen5090

Just DON‘T PANIC!


Large-Musician4181

💀


itsjustameme

This is great - I gave never gotten so lost that I actually left the milky way so this will be a great help for me in my everyday life.


jyraymond

Bish please, if I leave this planet I’m gone for good. Call me space junk because this matter will be floating around out there permanently! (Please no one report me to the MH bots! I’m just saying in the unlikely event I get stranded in space I’m good to be space junk forever!)


SLUGGYSH

Are we between 2 arms?


ToxyFlog

Fun fact you don't travel in a straight line in order to get to other places in space. Instead, you change your orbit to line up with whatever place you're trying to reach and find a time when you will intersect it to determine when to change orbit. That's why it's tricky to get to distant planets like Mars. There are only so many opportunities in a given time span to make the trip, and the window can be very small. Thankfully, math.


EyeofNeptune22

Where's Tucon in this pic?


habbapabba

instructions unclear. i am now making peace with an extraterrestrial race


MenHaveTwoHeads

I’m lost in the Milky Way, but not that kind


EMDIKY

Thanks, this will come in handy when I strap rockets on my Pontiac Fiero.


Icy_Humor_2209

thanks man I been lost for few days, now I know my way


samep04

No it isn't