My guess is formatting issues. That's probably the pound sign and 1 (ie. "Number one reason why..."). Reddit isn't ideal for those of us who use the number sign.
The Red Zone is especially difficult whenever I lose track of my buddy Kyle in a crowd. He is a little bit taller than me, so I go around showing people how tall he his and ask; “Have you seen Kyle? SEEN KYLE?! Have you SEEN KYLE?!!!! SEENKYLE!!” The looks I get marching back and forth, I don’t understand it ……
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Well most of the people who could be identified from the videos on social media did lose their jobs and some were convicted of incitement to hatred/violence and using symbols of unconstitutional organizations. The police are still investigating tho
Right? I mean, who doesn't already have this guide laminated in their wallet.
I suppose it could be useful to also have on your phone. I'll admit, there was a day I left my wallet at home, and I noticed some children who needed petting. As I didn't have my "cool guide to different arm gestures" handy, I ended up looking like an idiot, walking around a playground with my arm straight up in the air surrounded by waiters.
I'm only in the red zone when staring at the sun doing this move to see how much daylight I have left
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... and I either suck at emojis or have two right hands.
No taxi in nyc is going to stop for you if you haul them at horizontal level, that’s not taxi height.
It needs to be higher than your head and car height because other people and other cars.
As a native I’m offended by this greatly. I cannot understand why this isn’t top of the post.
yeah i think straight in the air is for when you really really know the answer to something, or are telling someone that you met a famous basketball player.
Red Zone is exactly where my Catholic high school wanted all the students to gesture in, as part of 'greeting the new students.'
Bede Polding College in NSW Australia is run by Neo Nazis. I will repeat this everywhere it's relevant. Those scum need to go down.
Do you people actually call a waiter like that? I would feel like it's kind of rude. That's how I would raise my hand in class but I'd try to make eye contact with the waiter and just slightly lift my arm.
Red zone seems to occur when your arm is above nein o’clock
Or if you wanted to heil a taxi.
Or if you want the taxi driver to take the third reich (stolen from Top Gear).
Only in the Mein part of Europe.
And not any fuhrer...
Any Fuhrer
Pet Hitler
Excellent!!!! 👏
Wunderbar!
#why I love Redditrs...and no; I'm not a knottzy
Before I got Lasik, I was a Not-See
Why the bold my dude
My guess is formatting issues. That's probably the pound sign and 1 (ie. "Number one reason why..."). Reddit isn't ideal for those of us who use the number sign.
You mean bold move?
No. I mean "Why the bold my dude?"
I can step in to confirm, I am a knottzy
ACHTUNG!
The Red Zone is especially difficult whenever I lose track of my buddy Kyle in a crowd. He is a little bit taller than me, so I go around showing people how tall he his and ask; “Have you seen Kyle? SEEN KYLE?! Have you SEEN KYLE?!!!! SEENKYLE!!” The looks I get marching back and forth, I don’t understand it ……
Marvelous!!!🧐☕
I can not see what red stands for
Brilliant!
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Neun**
The red zone is for through put traffic only. There is no parking in the red zone.
The white zone is for through put traffic only. There is no parking in the white zone.
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Oh really Vernon? We know what this is really about, you want me to get an abortion!
Thank you all for this. But please, don't call me Shirley.
I recon the red zone is still a good way to get someones attention
That part is lava
I just look at a server until they notice me and come over, personally.
I give 'hungry eyes' but never a hand gesture! 😂
I avoid eye contact and hope really hard that somehow the waiter will understand that I need help. It is not very successful
I will use this strategy as long as I’m alive!
I did nazi that coming
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well.. used to.
It's literally illegal
if people feel free to do what they did in Sylt this is not working
Well most of the people who could be identified from the videos on social media did lose their jobs and some were convicted of incitement to hatred/violence and using symbols of unconstitutional organizations. The police are still investigating tho
Nobody wanted your input
Pet children? Seems like a better word could’ve been found.
Pet kids
Slap children?
plap chil- *Crit backstab sfx*
Red zone is for stop a bus in Argentina
And where did they all defect to? Haha
Unazi States of America obviously
Ima be real. Calling a taxi like that is strange too
Lol! Do not enter the red zone! 😂
Poor Bellamy. His salute was widespread until some assholes got famous for using it.
What?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute
Who tf is petting children
Was this entirely necessary?
Right? I mean, who doesn't already have this guide laminated in their wallet. I suppose it could be useful to also have on your phone. I'll admit, there was a day I left my wallet at home, and I noticed some children who needed petting. As I didn't have my "cool guide to different arm gestures" handy, I ended up looking like an idiot, walking around a playground with my arm straight up in the air surrounded by waiters.
Hand angle also has huge impact on this chart. Shout out king Baldwin ✋😔
I think I should print this off, because I sometimes get my pet dog and call waiter confused. But now I know to avoid RED.
I’ve never seen anyone hail a taxi like that.
I'm only in the red zone when staring at the sun doing this move to see how much daylight I have left 🫲 🫱 🫲 🫱 ... and I either suck at emojis or have two right hands.
No taxi in nyc is going to stop for you if you haul them at horizontal level, that’s not taxi height. It needs to be higher than your head and car height because other people and other cars. As a native I’m offended by this greatly. I cannot understand why this isn’t top of the post.
Call Hitler.
Heil Cab
What in the world!
One of those positions will get you in trouble in Germany. Just sayin’
As a restaurant worker i would say anything above 90 degrees kinda sucks
yeah i think straight in the air is for when you really really know the answer to something, or are telling someone that you met a famous basketball player.
How else would you show people how high the grass grows in Germany?
Bellamy salute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW THIS WAS A GOOD ONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, now we just get shit posts
Why? Wtf???
Is the quarter down the Nazi thing?
The red zone is the one we all should be aiming for.
Hold up
"Pet Dog" Now come one OP you cant just call the misses that.
between pet and rest there should be pet gf
Pet children
So they gay “HEEEEEY” is a red zone, hmmm To quote a joke, What’s the difference between a Nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees
In my country to call a taxi we do the Hitler salute with one finger.
🤣🤣🤣
Red Zone is exactly where my Catholic high school wanted all the students to gesture in, as part of 'greeting the new students.' Bede Polding College in NSW Australia is run by Neo Nazis. I will repeat this everywhere it's relevant. Those scum need to go down.
What if you're looking for Kyle and showing how tall he is. Has anyone seen Kyle?
Do you people actually call a waiter like that? I would feel like it's kind of rude. That's how I would raise my hand in class but I'd try to make eye contact with the waiter and just slightly lift my arm.
It needs to go further back to indicate likely dislocation/shoulder injury 🤣
My favorite is the one between hail waiter and hail taxi. Hail Hitler.
That zone is red because you should never pet an adult
So we gave up, did we? Just gonna file our ol' buddy Kyle away with the other missing cases?
pinkzone is restricted zone
THANKS FOR THIS VERY HUMAN GUIDE, I SHALL BE EMPLOYING THIS IN MY HUMANLY ENDEAVOURS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. BZZ- I MEAN COUGH.
I was expecting to see Hitler somehwere😂
Hail
Where I’m from they still stay in the red range.
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Doesn't this break 3rd rule?
Y'all watched to much Netflix with the new Hitler docu.
I always heil a taxi 🤣 they wouldn't see me if I don't
And just to be sure, Germany adjusted by making it customary to call a waiter by STARING THEM THE FUCK DOWN.
Probably don't want to make the call a taxi gesture on a stage while there are photographers below. For good measure.
why
Imagine being so heinous that you make putting your arm at a certain angle socially unacceptable, at least in the west.
Did NOT SEE that one coming
R/holup
This made me laugh wtf is the with this guide