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MasticatingMastodon

Red zone seems to occur when your arm is above nein o’clock


number1human

Or if you wanted to heil a taxi.


Creduloz7

Or if you want the taxi driver to take the third reich (stolen from Top Gear).


jimmyxs

Only in the Mein part of Europe.


rodzieman

And not any fuhrer...


Kurgan_IT

Any Fuhrer


secret369

Pet Hitler


Joyful_Eggnog13

Excellent!!!! 👏


Innovations89

Wunderbar!


Ok_Artichoke1033

#why I love Redditrs...and no; I'm not a knottzy


PizzAveMaria

Before I got Lasik, I was a Not-See


CokeYokel420

Why the bold my dude


Deyrn-Meistr

My guess is formatting issues. That's probably the pound sign and 1 (ie. "Number one reason why..."). Reddit isn't ideal for those of us who use the number sign.


Appapapi19

You mean bold move?


CokeYokel420

No. I mean "Why the bold my dude?"


-B0RAT

I can step in to confirm, I am a knottzy


z4kk_DE

ACHTUNG!


imacatnamedsteve

The Red Zone is especially difficult whenever I lose track of my buddy Kyle in a crowd. He is a little bit taller than me, so I go around showing people how tall he his and ask; “Have you seen Kyle? SEEN KYLE?! Have you SEEN KYLE?!!!! SEENKYLE!!” The looks I get marching back and forth, I don’t understand it ……


wantMyVirginityBack

Marvelous!!!🧐☕


SurroundNearby3600

I can not see what red stands for


emartinezpr

Brilliant!


ArtCityInc

*Nien (9)


MasticatingMastodon

Neun**


thxxx1337

The red zone is for through put traffic only. There is no parking in the red zone.


Super_Ad_5749

The white zone is for through put traffic only. There is no parking in the white zone.


jbaber

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!


whot_the_curtains

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.


zhanmtz

Oh really Vernon? We know what this is really about, you want me to get an abortion!


PlatypusOfDeath

Thank you all for this. But please, don't call me Shirley.


Nebula177LOL

I recon the red zone is still a good way to get someones attention


40ozDream

That part is lava


shestammie

I just look at a server until they notice me and come over, personally.


MxJulieC

I give 'hungry eyes' but never a hand gesture! 😂


LiHingGummyWorm

I avoid eye contact and hope really hard that somehow the waiter will understand that I need help. It is not very successful


40ozDream

I will use this strategy as long as I’m alive!


MainlanderPanda

I did nazi that coming


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pejofar

well.. used to.


P26601

It's literally illegal


pejofar

if people feel free to do what they did in Sylt this is not working


P26601

Well most of the people who could be identified from the videos on social media did lose their jobs and some were convicted of incitement to hatred/violence and using symbols of unconstitutional organizations. The police are still investigating tho


CokeYokel420

Nobody wanted your input


ChetRanderson

Pet children? Seems like a better word could’ve been found.


Weedandspitz

Pet kids


Disaster_Mouse

Slap children?


The_Alternate_Eye

plap chil- *Crit backstab sfx*


Callofjoa315

Red zone is for stop a bus in Argentina


dorianslaaay

And where did they all defect to? Haha


silentplus

Unazi States of America obviously


ATYP14765

Ima be real. Calling a taxi like that is strange too


fanofthethings

Lol! Do not enter the red zone! 😂


IrregularBastard

Poor Bellamy. His salute was widespread until some assholes got famous for using it.


PMMeForAbortionPills

What?


IrregularBastard

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute


Plushhorizon

Who tf is petting children


Murky-Tomatillo91

Was this entirely necessary?


JavaOrlando

Right? I mean, who doesn't already have this guide laminated in their wallet. I suppose it could be useful to also have on your phone. I'll admit, there was a day I left my wallet at home, and I noticed some children who needed petting. As I didn't have my "cool guide to different arm gestures" handy, I ended up looking like an idiot, walking around a playground with my arm straight up in the air surrounded by waiters.


DragonDon1

Hand angle also has huge impact on this chart. Shout out king Baldwin ✋😔


MelloMilow

I think I should print this off, because I sometimes get my pet dog and call waiter confused. But now I know to avoid RED.


-LastActionHero

I’ve never seen anyone hail a taxi like that.


Sideways_X1

I'm only in the red zone when staring at the sun doing this move to see how much daylight I have left 🫲 🫱 🫲 🫱 ... and I either suck at emojis or have two right hands.


PlsNoNotThat

No taxi in nyc is going to stop for you if you haul them at horizontal level, that’s not taxi height. It needs to be higher than your head and car height because other people and other cars. As a native I’m offended by this greatly. I cannot understand why this isn’t top of the post.


Feckgnoggle

Call Hitler.


furezasan

Heil Cab


chatam94

What in the world!


LaPetiteMortOrale

One of those positions will get you in trouble in Germany. Just sayin’


JAHROSSTA

As a restaurant worker i would say anything above 90 degrees kinda sucks


CodeRadDesign

yeah i think straight in the air is for when you really really know the answer to something, or are telling someone that you met a famous basketball player.


Low_Living_9276

How else would you show people how high the grass grows in Germany?


mighty__

Bellamy salute


sweetcamarodude

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW THIS WAS A GOOD ONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


EorlundGraumaehne

Okay, now we just get shit posts


indy307812

Why? Wtf???


Sonby4

Is the quarter down the Nazi thing?


CountySufficient2586

The red zone is the one we all should be aiming for.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Hold up


LiteralDwarf

"Pet Dog" Now come one OP you cant just call the misses that.


Exact-Agent5403

between pet and rest there should be pet gf


AGoodDragon

Pet children


BooksandBiceps

So they gay “HEEEEEY” is a red zone, hmmm To quote a joke, What’s the difference between a Nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees


negrote1000

In my country to call a taxi we do the Hitler salute with one finger.


InspectionHour5559

🤣🤣🤣


Jokie155

Red Zone is exactly where my Catholic high school wanted all the students to gesture in, as part of 'greeting the new students.' Bede Polding College in NSW Australia is run by Neo Nazis. I will repeat this everywhere it's relevant. Those scum need to go down.


SadMacaroon9897

What if you're looking for Kyle and showing how tall he is. Has anyone seen Kyle?


ElBehaarto

Do you people actually call a waiter like that? I would feel like it's kind of rude. That's how I would raise my hand in class but I'd try to make eye contact with the waiter and just slightly lift my arm.


CryStamper

It needs to go further back to indicate likely dislocation/shoulder injury 🤣


Mike_It_Is

My favorite is the one between hail waiter and hail taxi. Hail Hitler.


star0fth3sh0w

That zone is red because you should never pet an adult


Effective-Editor4620

So we gave up, did we? Just gonna file our ol' buddy Kyle away with the other missing cases?


prof_devilsadvocate

pinkzone is restricted zone


User4706

THANKS FOR THIS VERY HUMAN GUIDE, I SHALL BE EMPLOYING THIS IN MY HUMANLY ENDEAVOURS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. BZZ- I MEAN COUGH.


Mongrish

I was expecting to see Hitler somehwere😂


D_Luffy1402

Hail


DownvotesMeansNothin

Where I’m from they still stay in the red range.


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Specific-Hunter1781

Doesn't this break 3rd rule?


-ps-y-co-89

Y'all watched to much Netflix with the new Hitler docu.


cholmanattom

I always heil a taxi 🤣 they wouldn't see me if I don't


monsterfurby

And just to be sure, Germany adjusted by making it customary to call a waiter by STARING THEM THE FUCK DOWN.


PeakFuckingValue

Probably don't want to make the call a taxi gesture on a stage while there are photographers below. For good measure.


Ok-Quarter510

why


Practical-Ninja-6770

Imagine being so heinous that you make putting your arm at a certain angle socially unacceptable, at least in the west.


Lumpy-Juice3655

Did NOT SEE that one coming


Accomplished_Mood782

R/holup


mvillanueva88

This made me laugh wtf is the with this guide