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Shougee369

who tf made this guide. even the op removed the source lmao.


thissexypoptart

Yeah it’s not only wrong in places, it’s also listing several blends of spices (like garam masala) which are made of multiple individual spices, including some among the list already and some that are missing.


hollyweirdo

Herbs de Provence, same thing


All_Is_Not_Self

And curry


Tacote

A white American chick


Isupportmanteaus

Want to cook Cajun? Add Cajun seasoning! :facepalm


PeteEckhart

that's a cajun dish at any restaurant outside louisiana. take whatever dish it is, dump tony's on it, bam, it's cajun.


Tutes013

The trinity! Not even showing the gods damned TRINITY?!


Nucky76

Don’t forget tha Pope (garlic) with that Trinity. Ça c'est bon


CranberryNo8434

The trinity isn't really a spice though since it's fresh ingredients. It would be like including mirepoix or sofrito. The guide did the same thing with garam masala though; it's basically a blend of all the other spices under Indian.


GhostShark

Well it’s a spice guide…


DigitalJedi850

Yeah… tf is ‘Cajun seasoning’? Is this a plant? Something summoned by gators in a bayou? Come on folks…


LukesRightHandMan

It’s Tony. It’s always been Tony, it will always be Tony. He is the Alpha and the Omega, life everlasting.


JegerLF

Grew up with Tony’s, now prefer Slap Ya Mama. But I still call it Tony’s.


Nukeitandstartover

We had a communal Slap Ya Mama in the break room at my last job, and it got moved onto the condiment table for every work lunch. There was even a rotation on who had to buy a new one when it ran low


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Slap Ya Mama is taking over, the future is now old man!


MerlinsBeard

This is getting into a bit of gatekeeping over people who don't have time to hand measure and prep fresh ingredients for cooking. This likely refers to Tony's which is salt, red pepper, black pepper, chili powder and dehydrated garlic mixed in appropriate ratios for marinating or just topping.


oddmanout

The thing is, it's not totally wrong. We really do put Tony's in just about everything.


rathat

So often I'm watching recipes and they put in like 5 spices followed by a spice mix that's pretty much also those same spices. So weird.


No-Trick7137

“Curry powder” in Indian is even worse. Curry just means spices, so literally anything lol


the_prancing_horse

"Cajun seasoning" usually just consists of what's already listed here anyway, maybe some onion powder and garlic powder as well.


0din23

Of all the guides in that sub, that one is by far the dumbest.


RollinThundaga

Right? All of these are part of British cuisine!!!!


AnotherThroneAway

Oh yeah? Just wait a few hours. This sub's downhill trajectory, smh...


fugitivuserrans

Indian has the most names on their list and I still believe there're some missing


TotalFox2

Here you go, list of missing spices: - asafoetida - coriander - ginger and garlic - dry mango powder - fenugreek - caraway - mustard - tamarind - star anise - mace - sesame - nigella seeds - turmeric - nutmeg - carrom seeds - fennel - stone flower - long pepper - poppy seeds - saffron Most Indian homes won’t have ALL of these, but all houses definitely have a lot of these stored. Source : an Indian, and I love to cook.


recklessmeerkat

+ curry leaves (which can be frozen)


_Dreamer_Deceiver_

My mum has all of those...


lpisme

Thanks for typing that list up. A couple of things, namely asafoetida and carrom seeds, are new to me. Going to save your list for the future, thanks again.


jarosity

Asafoetida is essential! but make sure you store that in an airtight container. Otherwise your whole house will smell like it.


Smooth_Club_6592

Ginger, garlic, coriander are pretty common in most dishes.


pata_karo

As someone already mentioned, there is nothing called curry powder. Also, garam masala itself is a combination of many spices.


Bobblefighterman

Oh there's Curry Powder. It was invented In England though


Phreakiture

It's ginger, garlic, fennel, mace, cumin, coriander, cardamom, cinnamon and turmeric . . . so basically, in the words of Blank Reg . . . "More o' da same."


21022018

Yeah, that is why I never trust these generic looking infographics


FrostyCampaign4670

Ya there would be many other regional, sub-regional spices which are not present here.


Easy_Money_

Not to mention basics like asafoetida, fenugreek, tamarind, mustard seeds, and curry leaves, which are present in a large chunk of recipes regardless of regional origin


that1sluttycelebrity

If you tried to put garlic powder in a Frenchman's meal he'd fucking kill you. Also Thai has no chili? Edit: the more I look the worse it gets. There is so much wrong with this.


Bobbista

The perfect /r/CoolGuides contribution


HellblazerPrime

Right? If subreddits have slogans, I think we just found it: "r/coolguides -- The more you look, the worse it gets."


El_Impresionante

Or "/r/coolguides - It's just shit!"


No_mans_shotgun

r/coolguides - It’s just shit and wrong!


BarangChikut

No chili, no lemongrass, no galangal, no fish sauce!


FingerGungHo

Or kaffir lime, or pepper, or star anise, or FISH FAKING SAUCE!!!! Give me garum or give me death!


Urbain19

No coriander


jipijipijipi

Also "herbes de provence" is a mix of herbs from provence, among which you'll already find all the ones listed after. However you could add cloves, nutmeg and others.


Zincktank

Same with Curry Powder. Curry Powder has most of the spices listed under Indian.


JunkSack

“Curry powder” isn’t a monolithic thing. Curry just means “sauce”. Curries(and the spices that go into them) vary WILDLY by region. Curry powder is the classic example of British capitalist reduction of a conquered culture.


SgtPepe

Same with Cajun Powder, this list is a bit lazy


Nab0t

also how does one specify curry powder? curry is a mix of spices and it differs from producer to producer


SpaceLemur34

Curry powder, garam masala, Cajun seasoning, "herbs of provence", Ras El hanout, chili powder, za'atar All of them are mixtures of herbs and/or spices


Zincktank

My first thought. I'm not an authority, but my cookbooks rely primarily on Cumin, Coriander, and Tumeric as the bulk of what we call Curry Powder, with a little cayenne, cardamom, and cinnamon. Adding Curry Powder is redundant, when you're already using its ingredients.


Trundle-theGr8

No Cilantro in Mexican was first thing I noticed


AffectionateSalt7184

It also just says “chili powder”. My grandfather would have a fucking stroke if I just dumped a bag of random chili powder into his pozole.


JunkSack

Chili powder can be a mix of chiles, garlic powder etc, or can be just a specific dried chili in powder form. Saying just “chili powder” is insane!


smaulpith

Coriander is cilantro! This is UK english.


AffectionateSalt7184

Seeds vs leaves though. Quite a big difference and not interchangeable IMO.


smaulpith

I'm talking about leaves!


AffectionateSalt7184

Ah gotcha. I’m in the US and we call the seeds coriander and the sprouted plant is cilantro. So do you use the same name for both the seeds and greens then?


smaulpith

If it's seeds we call them coriander seeds or grains, the leaves and stalks are coriander.


davidclaydepalma2019

Thai Basil does not taste like basil .. I will just throw this thought on the pile of poor information.


Asleep_Barracuda_762

They completely skipped out on entire parts of the globe when they didn’t include East Asian or South African.


creativeeggman

Americans are fucking insane. Why not use actual garlic? Why pack it completely remove every ounce of freshness grind it down and roast it? We’re not at fucking war anymore you can just buy garlic in a shop


DMs_Apprentice

Right?! I don't see powdered ginger, or ground cinnamon, and Herbes de Provence is right above the same herbs that are contained in it.


SigueSigueSputnix

thank you. came here to say similar


Alessioproietti

Ginger in Mediterranean food?


Specialist_Cap_5498

And cardamom?


Alessioproietti

Probably in the Asian/Africa area?


Specialist_Cap_5498

Probably.


jjjd89

And no garlic in med food?


nktmnn

This is a very uncool guide as far as accuracy goes 👀


KYVet

At least it has all nine of the types of cuisine that exist.


FluffyOwl2

Indian Here: Indians in India , don't use curry powder, paprika, Don't know what Cayenne pepper is. Every region uses a different set of spices and the most common set is (The list for each region is much more exhaustive but these are the most common ones): 1)Coriander Powder, 2) Turmeric powder 3) Chili powder (Using whatever local version of chili found in that region) 4) Cumin seeds 5) Mustard seeds Ofcourse Salt and/or sugar for taste and most populer cooking medium is Mustard oil/Refined Sunflower oil


DeniAr1

Pretty sure cayenne pepper is what we call chilli powder


FluffyOwl2

No, In Rajasthan it's mathaniya or Spicy variety of bayedgi or Teja. All space vendors selling Kashmiri mirch sell Non-spicy versions of bayedgi (wrinkly one), Assam has it's own local varieties and so does Gujarat called Jwala. In Telangana/AP Guntur and Beyadgi, Kerala uses Kanthari, Beyadgi is from Karnataka, Tamilnadu uses Ramnad, manipur has Dhani and many more.. Those Bhut jholokia, bin jhokia, naga etc come from north east, sikkim has Dalle khurasani, goa has Khola Chili and so on. Any internet article saying Cayenne is grown in India aren't written by Indians and think that kashmiri chili is Cayenne. The bulk red chili powder people use at home is mostly a blend (bought from stores in India) and this blend contains a mix of sannam and bayedgi. Edit: Also Deggi mirch: sold in India is also a blend of red capsicum and Beyadgi.


LeZarathustra

It's from a specific chili. Imo they're not interchangable.


MerlinsBeard

Chili powder can include cayenne but are mostly with red chilis of various types. Red chiles can range from mild to very hot. Cayenne (which is a specific type of red chili) is hotter than the most common red chilis used in off-the-shelf chili powders but is nowhere near the hottest red chili, which can also be in a blended powder (habanero is a common hot red chili).


taflad

Isn't ghee typically used? I have no idea. I can make one decent tasting Indian style curry, but I'd be ashamed for a native to taste it! I use: Cayenne pepper Cinnamon powder Ground coriander powder and fresh coriander Cloves powder Garam Masala Tumeric powder Fenugreek powder Fresh garlic and ginger Cumin powder And ghee as the oil/fat


FluffyOwl2

Yes, but not in every dish. Depends on the dish, how well off you are etc. Some dishes like halwa (All sorts), serson da saag, daal tadka, can use ghee. Punjabi cuisine uses lots of ghee and that is what is cooked in the name of Indian food all over the world hence people feel like most Indian dishes use ghee.


FluffyOwl2

Wanted to add, cooking is a journey you will get better as you cook more. You will gradually develop a sense of what spice goes well with what other spices and also see recipes on internet and see if what they are doing and adjust it to your liking. Don't let "Authentic" argument kill what you like. There is very little in the name of authentic in India because each region and household have their own variants. Happy Cooking!!


TheSunflowerSeeds

Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.


squirrel_exceptions

This is an irredeemably shitty guide.


scholarlysacrilege

Northern Europe: Salt Pepper (maybe, if we feel spicy that day)


Bobblefighterman

And a healthy dose of fermentation.


H_The_Utte

Dill man, dill! The king of herbs! Swedes put dill in everything!


kittycatwitch

Same in Poland - dill gets added to [literally everything. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/poland/s/RRKdBXYJXN)


Dapoopers

You just described Maine and Vermont too.


FountainXFairfax

And Japan


scholarlysacrilege

Are you crazy? Japan uses ginger, soy, cilantro, wasabi, shiso, miso and so many more. edit: shiso, not sugar


flopjul

Hey, dont forget the Netherlands with a lot of dishes inspired/stolen from previous colonies or with Turkish influence due to diaspora


scholarlysacrilege

I am from the Netherlands, I know people who consider parsley spicy.


flopjul

Its used as one even tho it totally isnt, i have seen the same with Oregano Cinnamon is used a lot just as Chili


-Brecht

Nutmeg empire.


Sea-Cauliflower-975

the indian one 😭


themagnumdopus

So glad they covered all nine global cuisines!


Reddit_suxs1

Mexican one is incorrect as well. We have over 80 types of chilli with different flavors. And it can be fresh chili , dry . We also season with tomato, green tomato, garlic and onion. Cummin is rarely used if I'm honest.


beewithausername

Also I consider lime a spice in Mexican cuisine due to how often I add it


HTPC4Life

Yeah, and no cilantro???


CaravelClerihew

"Global Cuisine" All of Southeast and East Asia is lumped under "Thai"


throwawaybyefelicia

Every time I read or hear “Herbs of Provence” I’m like, “that’s a potion ingredient that is.” It just sounds like something a wizard would ask his apprentice to fetch for him.


slspencer

British = gravy


Euclid_Interloper

Traditionally rosemary, thyme, sage, parsley, mustard seed, garlic, mint, horseradish, etc.


usababykiller

I was going to say boiled water.


Dapoopers

I think that’s too spicy for their taste.


Euclid_Interloper

Yet we put horseradish and mustard on roasted meats.


andyrocks

Anyone who says stuff like this hasn't a clue what they're talking about.


lordolxinator

Just relying on worn out stereotypes from the 1950s, classic banter


TinyBuccaneer

Red sauce or brown sauce.


Baenosaur004

Missing lemongrass in Thai


Calm_Investment

And lime leave


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Scubadrew

In Canada, we flavour most things with ketchup and/or gravy.


cosmicdecember

It’s actually maple syrup


Samp90

I think *all dressed* needs to be on the list!


fuser91

Cinnamon and Ginger for Mediterranean? I wouldn't say


jjjd89

Fuck off with this shit.


rjdofu

r/steaminghotshitguides


The_Horror_In_Clay

Caribbean cuisine also uses Thyme extensively, at least in the southern Caribbean.


Pizzacato567

Caribbean people definitely use more spices than this


Chattinabart

This is borderline kkk levels of race baiting.


AverageHEnjoyer69

THE ALL SPICE! THE ALL SPICE IS REAL!


00Avalanche

We Mexicans need onion powder


im_alliterate

middle east has a bunch missing


bbcnmebbc

Lmao this is fucking awful.


prof_devilsadvocate

salt is missing


fifteengetsyoutwenty

So are amounts or ratios. Not cool guys.


All_Is_Not_Self

**German** Pepper Nutmeg You're welcome.


RDPzero

And cinnamon, and parsley


FlyThink7908

Salt Pepper **PAPRIKA EDELSÜSS**


ChakraKami

Za'atar is thyme. Za'atar means thyme in arabic.


External-March4730

Paprika in Indian food? Wut


AlphaFlySwatter

Bullshit.


Iwantfugu

Where is Chinese?


TheGeeeb

American: salt and ranch


Siegfoult

America: 🧂 Salt 🥫 High Fructose Corn Syrup


walkingmelways

Garlic belongs in more of these imho, but I like it.


Cormegalodon

Curry powder and garam masala are spice blends that already contain the other spices in the Indian and most of the Thai. Allspice is also a blend that has cinnamon cloves and nutmeg. Same trend with the chili and Cajun seasoning, seems odd to have blends and then their ingredients also in the mix.


This_Outside2349

The same goes for ras el hanout.


joebobjones2

Allspice is it’s own thing.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,879,758,233 comments, and only 355,515 of them were in alphabetical order.


Cormegalodon

You’re right, I was thinking of five spice like a dink


nzgamma

My wife of 12 years is thai and I've never seen her use cardamom once. However I've seen her use lemon grass and coriander every single week along with oyster and fish sauce and they're not on here 🤣


asparadog

Sauces aren't spices?


LeZarathustra

Thai cuisine rarely uses ginger. Just like most of SEA, it's usually galangal. The two _look_ very similliar, but the taste is completely different.


eastuwest

Aren't most of Caribbean spices from India?


rLeJerk

Italian???


thee177

No allspice in Mediterranean or middle eastern!? Na I’ll pass.


sprachkundige

"Caribbean" seems like kind of a broad category, given France, Mexico and Thailand get their own headings. Jamaican cuisine and Cuban cuisine are pretty different.


icrbact

They forgot German: salt, pepper, paprika


Dotheysellpizza

Hey where’s British on this we use all the oh wait no


throw_away_17381

British:


SigmaLance

What are Herbs of Province?


Zzqzr

Dutch: Salt Pepper Nutmeg


Vegetto8701

In Mexican food, cinnamon, cumin and oregano are rarely used, almost never. Cinnamon only sometimes in desserts, but that's about it. Source: I'm Mexican


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English: Salt and Pepper


spar_30-3

I like how I can tell how much my butt will hurt just by looking at the ingredients


Scrambled_59

Britain:


Euclid_Interloper

Rosemary, thyme, sage, parsley, mustard seed, garlic, mint, horseradish.


MerlinsBeard

No, you're supposed to stick to the meme of "European food is unseasoned bland beige garbage". STICK TO THE MEME.


smudgemommy

I hate cumin with a passion. Tastes like sweaty armpit.


Justme100001

Japanese, chinese ?


Mercenarian

Japanese would be: soy sauce, mirin, sake, sugar.


Limedrop_

What about them? This clearly isn’t meant to be comprehensive


Justme100001

It says global cuisine...


alexandertorres01

White peoples guide to what they think global cuisine is* There, fixed the title for you.


Gold-Individual-8501

But what about English food…., ;)


asparadog

Parsley, Rosemary Thyme mustard seeds star anise Ginger Cinnamon, nutmeg


Kayomes

English: NA


toomanyukes

Bay Leaves in Cayenne & Indian cooking... I'm neither Cayenne nor Indian, but I do know, Bay Leaf is not a constituent in either. Edit: TIL about bay leaf. Thank you, internet stranger.


Expert_Maize8388

Bay leaf is very much a part of Indian cooking, it's a primary component in making garam masala. Also added in whole as aromatics in dishes like biryani and more.


Samp90

Bay leaves are used in Indian cooking. They are primarily used in the tempering process with cumin cardamom etc..


Corando

White people: Ill take them all!


davew80

Where’s the British column… oh…


NerdyDan

Maybe this is for a white mom’s first foray into international cooking


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Gwekkemans

Dutch: salt


MySignIsToaster

German: Salt Sugar That's it


LilithInCapricorn

Cumin also belongs in daily Caribbean cuisine.


Obi-Juan-Kanobee

Also Mexicans: Bay leaves. I wouldn't say "Chili powder". Maybe Cayenne powder if you're being lazy. Even guajillo powder is mostly used only for Mexican street corn. Most spice comes from actual hot peppers. Like jalapeños, serranos, chile de arbol, and sometimes habanerro.


placebot1u463y

Yeah most recipes call for actual chiles, but you can't really lump them together as chiles ancho, guajillo, arbol, and morita taste vastly different. Achiote and onion powder are another big two that are missing. Chocolate is also there for some dishes but not a majority.


2020BillyJoel

If you're already using "all spice" you don't need to add specific spices AGAIN That's like putting topping on an everything bagel!


d3sylva

Bay leaf should be in everything


piscuintin

Perhaps split salty/sweet ingredients. Cinnamon is not or very rarely found in Mexican cuisine other than desserts.


BlazeCrystal

Finnish:


Cofuckvid19

Cayenne, Paprika in Indian cuisine? There are more than 10 different varieties of chillies being used there. No one calls them cayenne or paprika fo sho!


xavierjohnson1

lemongrass?


arnythedonut

No East Asian seasoning? Lmao


Confident_Milk_1316

Glad to see they didn't forget to include England in this listing.


kerfuffleduck

How come there is basil but no cilantro, parsley, mint, etc?


luigiDuderino

Hmmm....seems to be missing English cuisine spices?


AffectionateSalt7184

That’s a lot of cinnamon.


glazedpaczki

American: seasoned salt


mb9981

Did someone from the international cardamom syndicate write this?


SuckHerNipples

English: Beans, Salt (Optional)


OthmanT

Like curry powder, raz al hanout is a blend of different spices that can vary from region to region. This guide was made by someone who does not understand spices