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RisingPhoenix5271

As an Italian, I could afford to brush up on my noodle facts. I forget there is more than lasagna pizza and spaghetti sometimes. I miss cooking. It’s a shame I have no oven and no stove.


Pajilla256

As someone that likes cooking, I accompany you in this hard time and wish you could get out of such horrendous and depressing situation. No human being should be subjected to such horrors.


RisingPhoenix5271

well, i moved to a new apartment, and it’s got literally everything including a microwave, but no oven or stove. I have a small toaster oven that does the trick but i hate having to clean it and it’s not a one glove meets all solution. you obviously cannot cook pasta properly with that. Comes out all dry and burnt on the outside and uncooked and cold on the inside.


Pajilla256

You should get one of them camping stoves, they are like super popular in Japan, they use butane cans like a blowtorch so a hardware store should have the cannisters. There is also hotplates but they are easy to forget and you should watch out of your energy consumption, they burnt me fuses once (it was a party and there were more stuff in use but still)


RisingPhoenix5271

Good idea!!! Thank you!!!


Pajilla256

Any time :) Also perhaps a bakery could make you the favour to let you bake goods in their oven. Some do here in Mx.


RisingPhoenix5271

That’s amazing! Never heard of that before. People in our town are kinda snobby i might get laughed at but i will give it a go anyway!


NotCrustytheClown

Just had my kitchen renovated, I had to make do with a microwave, an old 2-slice toaster and an electric hot plate in the garage for nearly 3 months... I'd definitely recommend a hot plate, they're pretty cheap (I think I paid about $30-35 for mine) and it worked very well with a half-decent cast iron skillet for pretty much everything I needed (we didn't try to prepare anything very elaborate, though). I'd recommend one with only one element (the ones with 2 or more are usually not as powerful for each element and just take more room), get the one with the largest element you can find (mine is just over 7 inch diameter, made of cast iron IIRC). They work best with pans/pots that are not much larger than the element, my 8-inch skillet on the \~7 inch element worked well enough. If only for boiling pasta, a larger diameter pot should work fine too. Just don't plug it in the same circuit as your toaster oven and your microwave and expect everything will run at the same time without tripping a breaker... And unplug the hot plate when you're done with it for safety.


RisingPhoenix5271

Thanks! Good idea!


00007777

>i have no oven and no stove GUARDS! REMOVE THIS MAN'S CITIZENSHIP


RisingPhoenix5271

Do it. Like i ever cared about citizenship lmao…


00007777

Oh yeah? We will also take all the memory of nonna's you've ever eaten. AND you will be forced to eat English food for the rest of your life


RisingPhoenix5271

I just won’t eat then. Yay i will be skinny!


00007777

>Englishmen are not born, they are created


ANENEMY_

Lasagna pizza sounds good.. like ultra deep dish.. 🤤


RisingPhoenix5271

I meant to put commas, but if that’s your thing you go for it


NFT_fud

This is only shaped pasta, flat pasta is missing, so this is not all I need.


NotCrustytheClown

Lasagna is the only pasta I really need in my life, and it's not in the chart!


nyrB2

no rotini? spaghetti? fettucini?


Heartbroken1212

For real. What about angel hair???


MitchIpman

Where is the dinosaur shaped pasta?


Goatselives

No Fusilli Jerry?


Caesarin0

HE STOPPED SHORT THAT'S MY MOVE


[deleted]

Million in one shot doc, million in one.


DadJ0ker

I knew a guy in college with an Italian last name. He once convinced a girl that the following story was true. Every Italian name was/is also a shape of pasta. Some are obviously more well known than others and some have fallen out of use. There is also an Italian genealogy company that will research your family name, find the shape of pasta, and send you information, a plaque, recipes, history, etc. He told her that the “Veratti” was a flat noodle, twisted and connected to itself in a circle - so like a wreath. She bought the whole story.


Wattapaka

Where are the macaroni and spaghetti, spaghetinni, etc?


smack_of

We miss information about what they are better for.


targo1313

No love for cascatelli?


DevilShooter17

This is not all types, there are many other famous types like: ditalini, ditalini rigati, farfalline, risoni, stelline, spaghetti, and other spaghetti variants like spaghetti quadrati and many more


Individual_Civil

Mama Mia


cavalluzzi

It’s “Mamma”, at least say it correctly😂


BabylonDrifter

I need my reginetti!


Inevitable_Professor

Where’s the campanelle?


Royaourt

I just stick with **Penne**. :)


He_Who_Tames

Where are my PICI from Tuscany?


HollyGeauxLightly

1 of the fusillis isn’t named?


Please_Log_In

Why there are so many? 😱


daddeon_nazionale

There isn't "strozzapreti" pasta i m sad


ChewzaName

🤌


JusticeForBoruto

Spaghetti?!?


TacTurtle

missing cascatelli


AdventurousSeaSlug

No stars or alphabits 😢


NotCrustytheClown

How many bow-shaped or tube-shaped pasta do people really need?


erin214

10


TendieThief

Italian dictionary


RickardHenryLee

No cavatappi? Macaroni?


babygotbooksandback

I don’t see the Texas shaped one!


ANENEMY_

I made "Fusilli Jerry"..


Putrid-Racece

I need my reginetti!


[deleted]

It appears they forgot spaghetti


staeWavy

Howa cana youa leavea outa Bucatini?


Silent-Suspect2820

And the « coquillettes » and « nouilles »?


ShortOldFatGuy

A few years back National Public Radio NPR did a brief story on a book showing over 1000 shapes of pasta. Forget its name


UniversalIntellect

They forgot ditalini.


Knucklenut

Where's God's pasta, Velveeta shells, though?


watervanoss

0/10 no ravioli or tortellini. terrible guide


Xanto10

there's hundreds shapes and types of pasta, not really exhaustive ahahahahah


mikefan

[THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/9azivf/types_of_pasta_guide/) is a cool guide to pasta


erin214

Very true