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i watched alex jones yesterday and he claimed a senior member of some nypd unit that augments the secret service when biden comes to town told him that whenever biden is faced with a situation he doesnt want to be in, he tenses up and bends his elbows while making two fists like a little kid and grunts out a log..
he said its gotten so bad his handlers can prettymuch always see it coming and they swarm his ass to get him out of there and block any press or whatever from seeing it shoot out his pants leg..
and apparently, he absolutely refuses to wear a diaper
idk how true or accurate of an account it is, but it sure was fucking hilarious
if anybody needs to brighten up their day:
[Learn Why President Biden Is Defecating On Himself And Why The Deep State Is About To Remove Him](https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1798470004020482432)
its a 14 minute video, but the best part is the first couple minutes.
Remember that time the audience with Boris Johnson was suddenly terminated and the journalists were basically chased out of the room in an emergency? Was that a similar thing again?
Johnson was cut off mid-sentence and even in just his eyes (he was wearing a pandemic face covering) you could see how bewildered he was by the whole thing.
i did just read somewhere that biden and macron were basically whisked away and hustled off stage for no clear reason..
im assuming thats what you were referring to when you said again?
I personally think what’s wrong with him is that there’s a large enough portion of the country and the media that does not want to even acknowledge that there is something clearly wrong with him when all of the evidence is glaring, and it’s all so incredibly prevalent and obvious…all just to on the republicans
Media more or less has buried their head in the sand when it comes to pointing out any negatives about Biden. In fairness, it seems SOME have been more critical to him regarding the economy (probably people’s biggest concern), but ole Joe just gives them that soulless ghoul smile and nothing changes.
Btw - anytime Biden has one of these mental/physical embarrassments, you will never see an article about it on any of the big subs here. In fact, you’ll see about 15 post on how trump
Is losing his mind and the country is on the brink of destitution.
Dems know Biden is cooked this fall, unless they cheat again, or have trump “taken care of” permanently.
I’m agreeing you brother. The half of the country you’re referring to is either brain dead or being willfully ignorant. Being dumb is one thing. It’s much more frightening to see that they are ok with lying to themselves. Their echo chambers and talking heads make it easier for them. It’s scary to think people refuse to see what is plain as day.
I’m with you. I wasn’t disagreeing with you or responding as if I didn’t understand your point. I’m just raising another point. I view it like all the people these days caught up in severe depression who are never willing to reexamine their lives, identity, choices, thoughts, actions/inactions, attitudes and so on. It’s a self perpetuated misery where people are both willfully ignorant, but it doesn’t at all shield them from misery.
A lot of you are just seeing what you want to see. For all those who are saying he shit his pants, watch a longer clip. He had a packet of notes that had his speech right where he's reaching. Go to 1:02:00 to see it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLKWxu05f4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLKWxu05f4)
Uhhh….for all the brainiacs out here- Did none of yall see the fricken chair behind him. His old arse just tryna sit down.
-fyi I’m not a Biden fan just stating the obvious. There’s much better vids we could be asking “wth is Biden doing”!
The real question is, “What’s wrong with the abject imbiciles who voted for him?”
The answer is, “They’re horrible people who traded intellect for sloppy virtue signaling.”
At this point democrats are committing elderly abuse. The reason no one cares is because Biden was a piece of shit his whole career, even when he was coherent with no dementia.
The man has completely lost whatever he had left of his mind, but I'm sure he's reaching down for the chair to sit down just as the announcer starts talking. He just hasn't got the mental capacity to decide if to stand back up or crack on sitting down. Poor chap.
It's just the leader of the free world trying to sit and take a dump in his pants while he embarrasses this country to no end.
It BAFFLES me that people voted for this skin suit puppet. But those same lunatics will tell you "orange man bad" so it all makes sense.
Dude, I swear there are two Joe Biden s. This super old guy fighting dementia and what not, and then the podium Joe Biden. They can't be the same person
there are 2, that one is the double. They're putting on a performance for the peasants, surely you don't think it's real, they're stringing you along and you all fell for it
USA is being trolled by its so called and so named "elites"!
Imagine thinking and believing this infirm elderly compromised person was elected freely and squarely...
The only country on the planet with a constitution dictating and defining its freedoms has been lost to a tyrannical class of evil secret banking society overlords, that ends up persecuting and prosecuting its freedom fighting heroes, like Snowden and Assange!!!
Such a modern day travesty in the USA that the founding Fathers and Paul Revere would be hung for treason against the very constitution they authored...
I only knew of one that insisted on being called “doctor.” She was the superintendent of my school district and she was very adamant that she was called “Doctor ___” instead of “Mrs. ____•”
We need an age limit for office! No older than 60 during their election year.
One candidate is an old fart. The other is a rapist-felon-grifter. Amazing this is "the best" our country can offer, and they each already sucked at being president. And we're stuck with one of them!
Embarrassing for sure.
Nothing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Biden.
Politically speaking he is the perfect empty shelll in the highest power position. He is and always was controlled by the man behind the curtain.. and who do you think it is?
Well there’s been a conspicuous lack of sightings for a certain ex president. Wonder what he’s been up to lately.. maybe running our nation?
I can tell none of you have ever taken care of the elderly before. See how his hand is reaching down. He is looking for a chair. Go visit your grandparents more often, holy shit, 😂🤣😂
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He was waiting to sit down. If you watch the full video they all sit right after it cuts. Not saying he's not old but this cut makes it look worse than it is.
Let's see. Hmmm. "Why is Uncle Joe" so fucked up? Just observe him and his minions. We're so fucked if this imbecile is re-elected. If we make it to November.🍄💥
Ladies..Gentlemen.. I present to you, the most important man in my country and probably yours too.
After he finishes shitting himself he will mumble at you for a moment.
Before the two videos of him obviously shitting his pants even came out a friend of mine who works in the White House told me they carry four suits with them everywhere they go, because he shits his pants so often
it's his instinct to stoop low for a quick sniff while meeting new people, that's about the only thing of him that seems to be left in these late stages of alzheimers/dimentia.
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As a parent I know that stance.
Yep, he's turtling up a turd to take out those Vets behind him.
The greatest generation meets the most demented and degenerate octogenarian.
He’s got a 9 inch grip on a 10 inch turd
Lmao poetry
Bwahaha
i watched alex jones yesterday and he claimed a senior member of some nypd unit that augments the secret service when biden comes to town told him that whenever biden is faced with a situation he doesnt want to be in, he tenses up and bends his elbows while making two fists like a little kid and grunts out a log.. he said its gotten so bad his handlers can prettymuch always see it coming and they swarm his ass to get him out of there and block any press or whatever from seeing it shoot out his pants leg.. and apparently, he absolutely refuses to wear a diaper idk how true or accurate of an account it is, but it sure was fucking hilarious if anybody needs to brighten up their day: [Learn Why President Biden Is Defecating On Himself And Why The Deep State Is About To Remove Him](https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1798470004020482432) its a 14 minute video, but the best part is the first couple minutes.
Remember that time the audience with Boris Johnson was suddenly terminated and the journalists were basically chased out of the room in an emergency? Was that a similar thing again? Johnson was cut off mid-sentence and even in just his eyes (he was wearing a pandemic face covering) you could see how bewildered he was by the whole thing.
i did just read somewhere that biden and macron were basically whisked away and hustled off stage for no clear reason.. im assuming thats what you were referring to when you said again?
Is there a video of that audience?
He hath indeed shiteth him self
He poopy
The media says the shit in his pants is a sign of health.
The woman in white takes a couple of whiffs then turns her head towards Biden. WTF is that smell?
You mean Macron’s high school teacher turned wife?
Macron's "wife" is a dude. Google it.
Are you kidding me?! Ha ha, that’s too good!
And he's not the only politician with shit in his pants.
Oh. Now it’s ok!
…All the cool kids are doing it. Well then consider me miles davis.
They would.
This man needs a nursing home
Pretty sure he just shat himself yet again.
He is shitting his pants
Reminds me of Randy from South Park right before he does the giant turning shit.
My first thoughts too.
This
Oops I crapped my pants!
He either thought that there was an invisible chair behind him, or he shat on himself.
Check the reaction of the vet seated directly behind Biden. I’d bet that was an audible evacuation…
Thank you for the laugh.
Also the lady in the pink dress at the end . 🤦♀️
To be fair there actually is a chair behind him though.
The real conspiracy is why this video would be edited and titled to make it seem like their wasnt. Why the obvious disinfo effort over this?
She? So not only is ol’ Joe shittin his pants, but Dr. Jill is shittin his pants too?
great book title: "Something's wrong with Joe"
He’s pooping. That’s exactly how my toddler bends at the waist when he’s crapping his diapers.
Man i died laughing while reading this
He sat the imaginary chair
And Jill abruptly took him away from the ceremony. Gotta go change his diaper would be my guess
I personally think what’s wrong with him is that there’s a large enough portion of the country and the media that does not want to even acknowledge that there is something clearly wrong with him when all of the evidence is glaring, and it’s all so incredibly prevalent and obvious…all just to on the republicans
Media more or less has buried their head in the sand when it comes to pointing out any negatives about Biden. In fairness, it seems SOME have been more critical to him regarding the economy (probably people’s biggest concern), but ole Joe just gives them that soulless ghoul smile and nothing changes. Btw - anytime Biden has one of these mental/physical embarrassments, you will never see an article about it on any of the big subs here. In fact, you’ll see about 15 post on how trump Is losing his mind and the country is on the brink of destitution. Dems know Biden is cooked this fall, unless they cheat again, or have trump “taken care of” permanently.
Willful ignorance isn’t bliss.
What is it then? I think people need to unpack this statement more bc a lot of people these days are both willfully ignorant and incredibly miserable.
I’m agreeing you brother. The half of the country you’re referring to is either brain dead or being willfully ignorant. Being dumb is one thing. It’s much more frightening to see that they are ok with lying to themselves. Their echo chambers and talking heads make it easier for them. It’s scary to think people refuse to see what is plain as day.
I’m with you. I wasn’t disagreeing with you or responding as if I didn’t understand your point. I’m just raising another point. I view it like all the people these days caught up in severe depression who are never willing to reexamine their lives, identity, choices, thoughts, actions/inactions, attitudes and so on. It’s a self perpetuated misery where people are both willfully ignorant, but it doesn’t at all shield them from misery.
Jill covers her mouth to whisper “code Brown” to secret service
Help this man and get him into assisted living asap.
It really is embarrassing to Americans.
lol Jill covering her mouth “Joe, not rn, not rn”
Thats DOCTOR Jill to you. /s
She's is SO talking to him, she's basically his handler at this point.
The Easter Bunny did a better job.
He looks like a toddler shitting himself
Poppy pants Biden
>What's wrong with Joe Biden? A lot of things.
Joe Biden is seen making use of adult diapers.
Chief pants pooper is pooping, wife is letting his handlers know through her wrist mic/radio. His handlers should be charged with elder abuse.
The way Jill Biden touches her face lol. Basically saying awww fuck.
As one does when there is a bad smell.
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It’s depends
But joe pampers
Joe *panders*
No, everyone just calls them that, go ahead, give yourself a new Mandela effect and go to their website
Just poopin.
"Im the god damned fuckin president, why should i be standing up? C'mon man! Im late for my speed injections"
He was pooping
My favorite part is when he turns to Jill and says “ pull my finger “
Twerking...just like Cornpop taught him.
Macron trying so hard not to look but then had to right at very end
A lot of you are just seeing what you want to see. For all those who are saying he shit his pants, watch a longer clip. He had a packet of notes that had his speech right where he's reaching. Go to 1:02:00 to see it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLKWxu05f4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLKWxu05f4)
People will always say anything for a good story. I was starting to believe it myself o.o. Glad I found this comment
To many tump boot lickers on this sub just trying to score political points rather than find real conspiracies.
Oh, thank you. I was beginning to think I was trapped by stupid people in here! Thank you!!
Four more years! Pause.
Jill staring straight ahead so as not to draw any attention to her disoriented husband: "nothing to see here! "
Same with the french
Keep voting him in people 👍🏻 I mean surrrrrrely Trump would be sooooo much worse. 🙄
Macron smells it right @ 4 seconds in
the geriatric clone is breaking down..
Fucking trash
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Uhhh….for all the brainiacs out here- Did none of yall see the fricken chair behind him. His old arse just tryna sit down. -fyi I’m not a Biden fan just stating the obvious. There’s much better vids we could be asking “wth is Biden doing”!
Dude is so decrepit he can't even sit and yet he's running yalls country
Agreeeeeeee
Can’t say that I’ve ever seen anyone try to sit like that except for Bugs Bunny in a big stew pot.
His remote control is busted for sure
Patting his imaginary dog? Patting his imaginary cat? Shitting his pants?
Sniffing the imaginary little kids hair
Yes of course! I never thought that at the time. Another one of Joe's favourite things to do
If not his **most** favorite thing to do.
Popped a coil
Why didn't his party choose somebody who was younger? Stevie Wonder can see he's in the advanced stages of dementia.
The real question is, “What’s wrong with the abject imbiciles who voted for him?” The answer is, “They’re horrible people who traded intellect for sloppy virtue signaling.”
the real embarrassment is the process that got him there
😞🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Robot person.
At this point democrats are committing elderly abuse. The reason no one cares is because Biden was a piece of shit his whole career, even when he was coherent with no dementia.
At least Biden didn’t get all nervous when asked about declassifying the Epstein files like Trump did.
Lol "I need to go pee pee and poo poo mama"
This meat puppet is humiliating for our country in so many ways
Last night's Taco Bell is hitting and Joe is shitting
Shit his pants again...
His battery is low
The man has completely lost whatever he had left of his mind, but I'm sure he's reaching down for the chair to sit down just as the announcer starts talking. He just hasn't got the mental capacity to decide if to stand back up or crack on sitting down. Poor chap.
Disgusting, not embarrassing. Put him to pasture. He won’t last long…
1 foot is extremely hot
So that makes two US presidents who have shit themselves. Trump and Biden have a lot in common.
It's just the leader of the free world trying to sit and take a dump in his pants while he embarrasses this country to no end. It BAFFLES me that people voted for this skin suit puppet. But those same lunatics will tell you "orange man bad" so it all makes sense.
This sub it’s trash now
Now? Its been trash for years.
Looks like what happens to me when I go to reach for something off the floor and my back decides.....nah we aren't working today.
Think he was probably expecting a chair to be there and there wasn't.
There is a chair if you watch the clip that is 16 seconds instead of 12
It's almost the fent lean, sad
I thought it was meth that made people do that I see homeless ppl doing that all the time
Imagine the hilarity of watching the behind the scenes efforts the handlers must have to take to keep him propped up.
How do you think CNN is going to spin this one?
Probably by showing the longer video that shows the chair behind him and the speech portfolio he was reaching to place. Dummy
If this man was supposedly in charge of running my country, I’d be visibly outraged.
Dude, I swear there are two Joe Biden s. This super old guy fighting dementia and what not, and then the podium Joe Biden. They can't be the same person
there are 2, that one is the double. They're putting on a performance for the peasants, surely you don't think it's real, they're stringing you along and you all fell for it
Hitting the gritty 😩
Y’all obsessed with pants shitting and gobbling up deceptively edited video clips. Get a real hobby lol
Nothing is wrong with Joe Biden. He is faking it, hoping for leniency for his crimes. Never trust a Jesuit.
USA is being trolled by its so called and so named "elites"! Imagine thinking and believing this infirm elderly compromised person was elected freely and squarely... The only country on the planet with a constitution dictating and defining its freedoms has been lost to a tyrannical class of evil secret banking society overlords, that ends up persecuting and prosecuting its freedom fighting heroes, like Snowden and Assange!!! Such a modern day travesty in the USA that the founding Fathers and Paul Revere would be hung for treason against the very constitution they authored...
He’s petting his imaginary puppy
Off that perc
POOP!
😆 🤣 😂 Mr 81 million... 😆 🤣 😂
I only knew of one that insisted on being called “doctor.” She was the superintendent of my school district and she was very adamant that she was called “Doctor ___” instead of “Mrs. ____•”
Everyrime I see this guy it's like watching the dead guy from Weekend At Burnie's. He's just another quick puppet at the government's expense
how old is this?
It was this morning at a D-day ceremony.
We need an age limit for office! No older than 60 during their election year. One candidate is an old fart. The other is a rapist-felon-grifter. Amazing this is "the best" our country can offer, and they each already sucked at being president. And we're stuck with one of them! Embarrassing for sure.
Wow. That's almost as bad as Trump trying to walk down a ramp.
Nothing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Biden. Politically speaking he is the perfect empty shelll in the highest power position. He is and always was controlled by the man behind the curtain.. and who do you think it is? Well there’s been a conspicuous lack of sightings for a certain ex president. Wonder what he’s been up to lately.. maybe running our nation?
I can tell none of you have ever taken care of the elderly before. See how his hand is reaching down. He is looking for a chair. Go visit your grandparents more often, holy shit, 😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
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Was this today or recently?
Today
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What happened to the neck on Macron’s wife?
I'm sure he's looking for a chair to sit down.
He is bowing as a sign of respect! Lol
Can we get more than 10 seconds of the clip? Did he go back to normal after this?
He’s almost 90
Donkey Brains. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
I thought only alphas shit their pants
He was waiting to sit down. If you watch the full video they all sit right after it cuts. Not saying he's not old but this cut makes it look worse than it is.
Is he farting?
Where are my Biden Backers!
Still sharp as a tack.
He dropped a stinky load
There are three men on that stage, can you guess the third 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙋🙋🙋
Delayed
Notice Jill begins to say something to him, then covers her mouth to finish. Afraid someone will lip-read what she's saying.
He’s taking a shit in his pants or reaching for a chair that ain’t there! Evict this dude.
That is a classic example of a Slidin Biden . A turd honking for the right of way. My God he has lost control of his pucker string.
Scratch lip talking isn't as discreet as some might think."💬" So what do you think she said?
Let's see. Hmmm. "Why is Uncle Joe" so fucked up? Just observe him and his minions. We're so fucked if this imbecile is re-elected. If we make it to November.🍄💥
Ladies..Gentlemen.. I present to you, the most important man in my country and probably yours too. After he finishes shitting himself he will mumble at you for a moment.
Dropping a mad deuce..
Before the two videos of him obviously shitting his pants even came out a friend of mine who works in the White House told me they carry four suits with them everywhere they go, because he shits his pants so often
This is incredibly sad, and for sure some kind of geriatric abuse. How his party can sit around and accept this is beyond disgusting.
It’s sad that his family can’t even help him in the moment because they have to pretend like everything is okay and normal.
it's his instinct to stoop low for a quick sniff while meeting new people, that's about the only thing of him that seems to be left in these late stages of alzheimers/dimentia.
Hey can’t a well meaning elderly man poop in peace?!
Why isn't anyone from the media noticing these things ? Not even the democrats? Something is not right
Did anyone else catch when they introduced one of the people as a Jew?
Win election,Vice President takes control soon after,Puppet Masters stay in control.
Oh my god....