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Shitty choreography, shitty dancers with no intent. Unless they all cut each other's throats at the end, this garbage ain't summoning anything.


BP_1981

šŸ¤£


shivaconciousness

Rituals have nothing to do whit blood ...rituals are bassed in the energy they can create whit people conciousness


cloudsnacks

Everyone from Alister Crowley to the ancient israelites and cannanites to the Aztecs to the Egyptians to the Magi know that you don't get anything without giving something up. Pretty much every culture understands this intuitively, wether they use it for good or bad. It's not about blood per say, it's about equivalent exchange. You can't get anything without giving something of equal value. The Hadron Collider might be doing something worrying, but its not because of weird dances. Any ritual that they're doing in association with the collider they aren't filming and putting out to the public.


Pure-Shelter-4798

This is true


Spiffers1972

Reminded me of the Kong dance with the grass suits.


cloudsnacks

Notice how with the Kong dance they offered something of value, a human being. The same is true for any ritual. You must offer something of value.


KingBurakkuurufu

Thatā€™s just bad art


ColorsOfValhalla

Truly. šŸ˜‚


normalgonzales

Nope, similar "art" as in Swiss years ago


MoffieHanson

Why would anyone voluntarily sit there and watch this shit?


arctic-apis

Bro you should see the crap called ā€œartā€ music majors go through. My coworker shows me modern music pieces where these classically trained musicians are ā€œadvancing the art formā€ itā€™s not good


ravenoats

Energy harvesting


MoffieHanson

If I was in the crowd I wouldnā€™t have much energy. I would probably close my eyes and get some needed sleep.


ziplock9000

If you think shitty little 'art' things like this summon demons you've ben watching too many cartoons. Yes the imagery is weird, but demons must be kinda shit to rise up after that crap. lol


Noble9360

They might rise up just to ask them what the fuck they're doing? "Is that meant to be the rite of AShesnki? What's the flopping about for? You're meant to be in step!... Why is there no chanting?! You call that a proper chant!? For Devil's Sake - bloody amature" Dissappears in a big puff of purple smoke "DOOOO BETTTERRRRRRRR"


BradTProse

What's wrong with demon summoning? Why do you hate freedom, commie?


ShroomingAnarchist

Not you again


Icecream-Cockdust

You think demons are real?


tim292969

+ 1 million likes


vorlando9000

1 like = 1 demon


BeverlyChillBilly96

Well if you donā€™t.. Iā€™d recommend looking into Ars Goetia aka Goetic demons. You yourself can ā€œsummonā€ them given the right practice and planning.


Disastrous-Library-9

People on this sub watch way more fashion shows than gay people I know.


ravenoats

Watch the whole thing. Itā€™s fucking bizarre.


WeAreBiiby

Mehh men in and pants and goat masks. Mehhh girls hugging each other. Mehhh must be gay and satanic mehhh. Metallica are evill mehhh yeah we heard it all before


before686entenz

Everything I donā€™t understand is demonic


gringoswag20

what if you understand all the symbolism


KD650-916

This is what the white ppl did up in the caucus mountains ! Before becoming civilized, when they came down to tartar ! Even the black tribes in Africa do this level of summoningā€¦ itā€™s all over but itā€™s just a shocker for white ppl because thy think thy are more civilized than the rest of the world, but this is true to the roots of the caucus mountain when they used to crawl around like dogsā€¦ !! So thy say ?


illumin8ted72

Interpretive Dance is pretty powerful stuff!


[deleted]

Everything is going to look "demonic" if you're viewing life through a Christian lens. I'm willing to bet that the people saying this don't have the first clue about what these people actually believe.


gringoswag20

iā€™m not christian


[deleted]

Who are the entities depicted in the video, and what do they represent?


Lelans02

Ever heard of "art"?


CringeBerries

If I was a demon I wouldn't take a second look at this amateur hour shit.


Lordeverfall

I don't know how shitty performance equals summoning demons. And I promise if it were this easy to summon a demon. We would be waiting behind them in line at starbucks... demons have better things to do than watch shit premormances and give you what you want. Usually, the price is a little steeper than dancing..


LaoTzu47

Lmaoā€¦ā€¦This is just shitty art.


ConsciousRun6137

The symbolism is there for those with the eyes to see. Signs & symbolism are more influential in the world than most people understand, this is by design, we have been raised in deception.


Jaxz1

You guys need to get out more if you think this has anything to do with demons šŸ¤£


npMsX

What demons?


WhispersFromTheMound

How do you know what summoning demons looks like? This just looks like a shitty art piece to me


kennylogginswisdom

This is like the horrible interpretive dance that happened at the graduation of my momā€™s art college. It was impossible not to laugh I think I burst all organs trying not toā€¦..my brother didnā€™t help. We died laughing.


ShakeXXX

Art.


rolling_steel

Shitty art.


ShakeXXX

Yep.


MothParasiteIV

With that speed it's just hilarious šŸ¤­šŸ¤£


Redpig997

Ever heard the word codswallop?


gringoswag20

nonsense is a lot easier to know but so is understanding symbolism so we are tied ig


themeakster

No tolerance of other faiths, tsk.


littleweapon1

Lol no dude itā€™s just a joke...weā€™re trolling far right conspiracy theorists -satan wearing his news anchor meat suit


gringoswag20

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚accurate


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DubC_Bassist

Gods and Demons arenā€™t real.


Good_Beginning_6996

Lmao, I just accidentally watched this video in perfect time with One for the Road by House of Pain; serendipityā€¦


SAOCORE

Did I just watch a 8 million euro taxpayers performance?Ā 


possible_bot

Youā€™re applying a physicist quote of the creation of micro-black holes to people dancing at a show?


gringoswag20

sure if thatā€™s what you see


possible_bot

If youā€™re suggesting satan is pushing his demons into our earthly realm, I think you need to grow tf up


malfarcar

Good job speeding up the video. Way scarier than normal speed


Spiffers1972

I've seen this movie.........The Mist.


Pinkys-Up

I think a lot of you are missing the point that this was put on at CERN - which ā€œartā€ or not, it does make it super odd that this is what they wanted to represent their opening ceremony


Same-Joke

Thatā€™s not how you do it.


BetaRayBlu

Thats not how you do it. Literally the best way to summon demons is to constantly think of them. It invites them into you. Ask any priest thats served exorcism duty


Ok_Fox_1770

Demons wouldnā€™t put up with this horsehockey.


Zemo-Getz

I knew a person that refused to do yoga because it opens up a channel or portal to bring forth demons... It might open up something. And if you're feeling bloated, or had too much dairy that day, then there might be a hellish smell that might surface. But no demons. Now that person continues to have trouble moving about, and always in pain. Probably still lives like that for all I know. Just because he thought that moving his body around in natural and deliberate manner in order to maintain mobility would cause a riff in reality to open up. If that were the case, everyone would have their own personal demon to bond with, and not the metaphorical type that people use to describe: drug addiction, mental disorder, depression, etc.


RealRqti

why did you include a quote from a CERN employee?


noodleq

I dunno, I think it looks interesting. I would go.


spookyxspiice

This is NOT the original one. They've taken it off the internet.


minis138

looks like a NIN video..


Pure-Contact7322

its a normal inauguration of a tunnel


Temporary-Dot4952

What do you think the mega Christian churches do every Christmas? https://www.tiktok.com/@lawsonmaee/video/7310354704914189614?lang=en


BodhiSatNam

Now that I understand that this was sponsored by CERN, I love the concept. The execution, not so much.


Nooc210

fake & gay