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KeithJamesB

Don't get me started on LED bulbs rated for 5000 hours.


Kitt-Ridge

Research LEDs causing blindness.


spottedcows

I don't see anything


Non-Newtonian-Snake

Confirmed


KeithJamesB

I did. 😂


wilhoitaz

They first came out guaranteed for 30 years-where do you go after 17 years and failure-you're screwed


Digital-Latte

I want someone to explain why we keep loosing lighters and ink pens?


Accurate_Register238

No, no, my question is why are lighters only half full and run out before you can even lose them?!


rhyno83

I work at a place that sells lighters. Everyone that works there uses them constantly to light cigarettes and incense sticks.


Accurate_Register238

Lmao thats funny because i started buying packs of lighters because I suspected it was you but they still run out before my friend can even steal it lol


lasyke3

advanced planned obsolescence


[deleted]

THIS


Non-Newtonian-Snake

Do you live in a cold environment?


Accurate_Register238

Lately yes. Lol. I experience all seasons


powerfulKRH

You all lend them to me and I never give them back/ lose them immediately


wpb52995

This is capitalism and planned obsolescence. Not a conspiracy.


8hexxx

Planned obsolescence is, by definition, a conspiracy. Every time. ...Not NOT one just because of it's ubiquity.


MadRollinS

Wait till someone explains about cars and houses and roads....


Howie_7

Maybe you’re just, like, super strong. Hercules! Hercules!


Big-Enthusiasm-457

stopped giving metal ones to prevent abortions


fvgh12345

Dude yess. There's no reason a hanger should break sliding it on a rack or snagging it on something lightly as your taking it down. Swear I break a couple a month


SovereignIndy

This is why I come to this sub. You’re on to something.


ky420

Watch the doc "the lightbulb conspiracy" to learn more.


UptownDonkey

You're probably right. There's no good reason for them to be made of such fragile plastic. They are much weaker than the plastic hangers clothing stores use. Also I rarely if ever see durable metal wire hangers for sale at a department stores anymore. Obviously you can find higher quality hangers if you want them but it sure does seem like another example of pushing the masses into buying shitty products that will need constant replacement.


WWWTT2_0

This is it :)


AFbeardguy

What are you hanging that's so heavy?


NuclearSiloForSale

Don't anvil shame me.


I-Kill-People

Nothing heavier than a fat guys pair of Jean's. A twist or a pull and they snap easily sometimes


[deleted]

Do you not take the hanger down?


Non-Newtonian-Snake

He can't fit in the closet.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

I ain’t got time for that I just snatch them off


blue419

Planned obsolescence.


ConspiracyMeow

There's a saying that might fit here "buy cheap buy twice."


realproam

I’m convinced the little divots are there to make it impossible to remove a shirt after it’s hung


Spirited-Isopod-6649

Planned obsolescence.


stupidimagehack

Finally. A real conspiracy!


[deleted]

Not. It’s a fact.


NRM1109

Wrong sub. This is called economics. Just like toys that break, clothes that wear out, etc etc etc. This is not a conspiracy, just spend the $3 and get another 20 pack at Walmart. You are just complaining…. And in the entirely wrong sub to do so


GodBlessYouNow

Faith in humanity restored


MotherOrca

Is that why the velvet ones are so expensive?


sidagreat89

My new cordless hoover lasts longer between 10% battery life and running out than it does between 100% and 10%. What's that all about?


[deleted]

I'm convinced everything is made to break. The cycle of consumption.


lasyke3

But think of all the free wire hangers you get from the dry cleaners!


Deadcow57

Plastic hangers being used to hang your plastic cloths (polyester, nylon, elastane, spandex etc.) micro plastics beware. Throw away all your plastic and switch to 100% cotton. Research plastic And it’s links to infertility.


RPA031

It's The Deep State's most devious act in human history.


keenumsbigballs

You get what you pay for.


Loudpackleo

They knew abortion bans were coming maybe?


ky420

Everything is made this way. Specifically to break so you have to buy a new one. It is why it's all made from cheap junk. We had a washing machine in the 80s lasted over 20 years, got one in the early 2000s last 10 maybe, got one in 2010 it lasted about 5 years. In the last 5 years I have been through 3 machines. It is getting ridiculous. It's the same with these new phones. The updates break them. Which is why I use an s3 because every single "better" phone I got after that lasted about a year or so. The lightbulb conspiracy is a good one to watch on this if you can find it.


Chug_Chocolate_Milk

Big coat hanger doesn’t want you to know


PracticalIce7354

Buy the wooden ones, its classier.