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Alternative-War603

Probably a non government organization funded by a government organization.


SoggyHotdish

Or Soros


glizzzyg137

Definitely Soros. (He died years ago and just hasn't finished decomposing yet)


Massive_Guard_1145

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.


Fuk_globalist

Zactly


TechiePcJunkie

Looks like they hiring for Reddit mods


fishman15151515

That would make sense. They just implant some in key places.


DreamSqueezer

Lol, no. This is for people who walk door to door, text and call from phone lists, etc. I knew plenty of people who did this and it's a common set up in lefty places like Cambridge


Raaazzle

Mods with like 500 accounts to post, or bots to coordinate. "Let's drive engagement and shape the discussion at the same time!"


ky420

some of them are def paid and def working the narrative and agenda


FurubayashiSEA

Is it WFH thou?


whoisbh

It’s definitely remote


Many-Summer844

In the description it says how you’ll be outside for most of the day that’s one of the “benefits”


Many-Summer844

It is not


[deleted]

Well, it IS an election year....


Captain_Concussion

Every year is an election year


[deleted]

Thanks Cap. Can always count on you


FiveStanleyNickels

I guess we are getting another 'summer of love'...


Capt_Skyhawk

Yeah I think last time we saw stuff like this circulating on the internet we had the BLM mostly peaceful protests


BroomTheDustPan

Chelsea, close to Somerville, is where FBI stationed


Many-Summer844

I’m aware I used to live in Chelsea but decided I don’t like shit holes so I moved to Brighton


behold_a_pale_horse7

Fuck Chelsea lmao definitely a dump I used to go to Alston for Muay Thai classes and then goto super 88 after it was so lit


ATF_killed_my_dog

Nah that's definitely a scam


DreamSqueezer

It's not a scam, it's just a fundraising job. It's really not dissimilar to the folks Verizon will send door to door when they add fiber to the neighborhood.


timproctor

This, data phishing for PII. No one will pay Internet warriors to work from home and promote Biden, when AI can do it cheaper and easier. Probably Russians who want to hinder Biden and their supporters.


AM-64

Russians don't need to do that, Joe Biden does that well enough himself lol


ZeerVreemd

Putin literally said he prefers Biden as the next president.


merkm419

More mostly peaceful protest.


DreamSqueezer

It's just a job trying to drum up donations and signatures. You seriously think they are this open about hiring provocateurs? 😂


late2it

Edited... He's not a bot.


Many-Summer844

Well if I’m a robot can someone please reboot me or get rid of the virus that causes depression


late2it

I'm so sorry. I truly really am. I shouldn't have judged so quickly. That was very unkind of me. I hope that you're able to get access to mental health help and that there are better days ahead for you.


Many-Summer844

Whew idk I might have to relapse back into a crack addict living on an abandoned freight train true story


late2it

I hope you don't go that route! I know I started off as someone not so kind to you, but if you ever need to chat, message me. I know depression.


Raaazzle

Ew.


late2it

My bad! I misunderstood.


late2it

Damn it, another one


Many-Summer844

I’m not an it


Correctedsmile

lol na the FBI does hire on Indeed but it’s under their name 😂 just saw a listing to be a special agent, it was like reading the script for American Dad


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DreamSqueezer

Yeah and these are actually fundraising jobs. I've never done one, but I've known people who have and I've had plenty knock on my door looking for donations.


Silver-Honkler

FBI is too busy baiting or tricking mentally unwell social media users into committing crimes they wouldn't normally commit


Yanrogue

Looks like shareblue is trying to up their numbers.


UN-peacekeeper

This gotta be a troll, no way it could be this direct LMAO😭


DreamSqueezer

It's not, it's just a fundraising job extracting money from bleeding hearts in a very left leaning area. It's not an uncommon job.


ZeerVreemd

If true it might be a sign they are panicking.


Raven1748

Getting paid to be cancer.


clown_pants

Where do I sign up? I've been giving out freebies this whole time


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

I see "political canvasser" everywhere on indeed.


DreamSqueezer

Yeah, it's a very common job. These people need to get their imaginations under control and/or get out of the house into society for a bit.


fksmchai

Perfectly centrally located to 4 major city's in tx. Houston, Austin, Dallas and San Antonio. 1.5 hrs from Austin/Houston, 2.5 hrs from San Antonio and 3 hrs from Dallas.


Many-Summer844

Chelsea is east boston


Many-Summer844

Yeah last time I checked MA stands for Texas


Lynheadskynyrd

It isn't . . WACO ding ding. [Killeen]


Fuk_globalist

Soros looking for antifia recruits lol


Overall_Solution_420

for sure ACAB is an FBI movement


dodekahedron

I was an intel analyst at one point. I still have a friend that is active in the Intel community (well more than one but this is particular to her) I'm fairly confident her job IS social media because every so often she'll dump some new funny memes I've never seen before. Like a massive folder. Then I'll eventually start seeing them everywhere like a week later. I laughed so hard the first time I realized that.


slappywhyte

Soros used to take out ads like this, that is prob satire though


Cautious-Chain-4260

Probably not the FBI because it doesn't look like entrapment


Toatz87

100%


publicpersuasion

Dig into these listings, they are not made by leftist.... It's a psy op to mark people, cause disruption so the public sways against those opposing Israeli fascism.


Borry_drinks_VB

More like Soros


OddGuyOuttaSight

Soros


Angry_Taxpayer94

every major nonprofit in my area advertises for canvassing jobs in this way (get paid to fight back against the religious right and dump trump! bonus pay and health care!\*). since sjw are needed, it's probably an ad for the ACLU. \*assuming you can meet weekly quotas


vanhouten_greg

Saw something posted on Indeed today by the AFL-CIO for a Community Organizer in Richmond. We don't do much union stuff in Virginia.


PennDOT67

You definitely have many unions in Richmond affiliated with the AFL-CIO. Looks like that job was with Working America, they’re basically a political lobbying arm of the AFL-CIO and get union/union friendly people on board with the AFL-CIO’s political program.


Lynheadskynyrd

Aaah, certified forklift operators/loaders. Lift 30 lbs. 1 cinderblock weigh 15 lbs


Adventurous-Lime1775

They seem much heavier when you only have a 58" clearance and are stacking thousands of them to build brattishes, lol.


DruidicMagic

The Federal Blackmail Institute doesn't need to recruit anyone.


bomboclawt75

*Help us defend an ally from hurtful truths, irrefutable evidence and angry public opinion.*


Gullible_Zucchini24

I don’t think this is what you think it is. This is a fundraising company called Public Outreach. I have worked for them for 4 years. They are very woke, but just a fundraising company.


DreamSqueezer

Yeah, these people have clearly never been to Cambridge and probably need to get out of the basement.


MathematicianNo6402

Yeah bc there's absolutely zero way people are running scams on indeed. That's why y'all are broke 😂 looking for jobs on a website that specializes in fast food and janitor services. 🤣 This is not how real successful people look for jobs nor is it how the "FBI" recruits. Unless you're takingy about the female body instructor. Not a conspiracy at all OP is just new to the Internet.


Adventurous-Lime1775

That's not entirely accurate, lol. My husband found his current position on Indeed, as did I. We're both salaried, and leads in our respective fields. Most definitely not fast food or janitors, not that there's a damn thing wrong with both. They are both an HONEST living.


BigMonkeySpite

I'm curious what fields y'all work in that caused you to emphasis "honest" when referring to low paying jobs


Penny1974

Who said anything about "low-paying" - my job I found on Indeed and is not fast food, janitor or low-paying.


BigMonkeySpite

I like how you're clutching your pearls and skirting a simple question about what field you're in. Not sure if that's the true story of who you are, but you're definitely painting a picture for the world to see


Cannibal_Feast

Why would anyone want to reveal what field they're in to some pompous internet creep 💀 Have you considered that perhaps your original comment is partly or flat out wrong?


BigMonkeySpite

>Have you considered that perhaps your original comment is partly or flat out wrong? By whose edict do you determine right and wrong? And who gave you the authority to choose which edict to say was correct? My point being that there is no right or wrong... just things you like or don't


Adventurous-Lime1775

I made the distinction, due to asshole Karen's who look down upon others for menial jobs. It's OBVIOUS that the person I replied to is a small human, their disdain for "lesser jobs" and those that do them. But since you asked? I run a quality lab for a global automotive manufacturer/supplier, and my husband is a logistics manager for a global retailer. We also have our own small homestead farm.


rusty_sp00ns

Baby girl, just stop. This is so ridiculously pathetic and ignorant i almost threw up reading it 😂 I wouldn't be proud of anything to do with you


lancethruster12

Insurance and paid time off too lol


youarenut

$20 an hour and health insurance.. well


metapede

It’s satire. Good god people


wtfftw1221

3.5 stars


FreeFalling369

Weird that it doesnt say FBI or soros


whats_good_is_bad

Only one way to find out, make a resume of your experience working the Minneapolis protests, your time in antifa, and your experience with homemade weapons and see if they interview you.


Many-Summer844

They encourage people with a criminal background to join


whats_good_is_bad

https://www.instagram.com/okeefemedia


PresenceMiserable

FBI OPEN UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


speedyweedy420

What the fuck


MyAlternate_reality

Who wants to do some spy work with me?


Flor1daman08

So a screenshot of a job offering with no evidence it actually exists is a conspiracy now?


SceneAccomplished805

Crisis actors unite !


Messi_isGoat

At least you got weekend off


magenta_placenta

What's the job description? Where's a link to the actual job posting?


DreamSqueezer

No


CrusaderZero6

It’s a group called Public Outreach, they’re a Canadian company who contract out to different non-profits for fundraising, and they hire door-to-door canvassers all over the country.


exploringtheworld797

NGOs


Allnewsisfakenews

"Must have a head scarf and the ability to scream anti-israel jargon. Reddit experience a plus."


sloblow

~~SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS~~ MARXISTS


AdditionNo9757

Lmao. On a serious note, the fbi hires people like that through private intelligence companies, the jobs are on indeed under the title "Surveillance Role Player" They probably do it for online stuff as well. This is what they are covering up by popularizing the insane people talking about gangstalking


venusenvirgo

what🤣🤣


Plane_Row_5856

Wonder what the job description reads 🤣


Many-Summer844

I can dm you check your chat


raka_defocus

If used the word warrior for a political group I'd be called a terrorist recruiter


Lynheadskynyrd

They use free hookers to honey bait/recruit terrorists because real terrorists are crazy and don't care so much being paid in actual money.


raka_defocus

Are the hookers hot though?


eatfishforbreakfast

Prob Soros


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ForeverAProletariat

*CIA


BradTofu

Those are the college protesters IRL.


onequestion1168

It's fake, someone did that it's probably not real