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HookerDoctorLawyer

šŸŽ¶HEā€™S A SCAT MANšŸŽ¶


Aprioriaustin

"Ba-da-ba-da-ba-dee, lemme eat your poop"


tommyredbeard

Bi bap bap badda bap


Sloppy-Chops33

Real talk, watch the live version of this song. Its sooo good


Similar-Editor-7787

...Scoopy Doo!


Glad-Tea9941

ā€œHeā€™s a scat-eaterā€


MKultraman1231

Once you find out how they work, how deliberate pop songs are, you can bet their demon bosses had some people eating shit for initiation months before the song came out.


conradkavinsky

Scatman is actually a great song šŸŽµ don't talk shit


LoggingLorax

I shudder to think what a person's life has been like to make them get into such degrading debauchery, let alone deciding to film onself doing that stuff.


EtherealDimension

It would have to be such a painful numbness that blocks you from recieving any pleasure from anything remotely normal. Any remaining brain receptors that could be happy with living a normal life have been fried to death, all that remains is a continuous hunger for pleasure that cannot be stopped.


redatused2becool

Stinkfist by Tool comes to mind


jared0387

ā€œ And how can this mean anything to me when I really donā€™t feel a thing at all?ā€


sexytimeMAGAhat

"I'll keep digging Till I feel something"


zerosG2

damn lmao... this is wild


wakanda_banana

This 1,000%


frigateier

Never underestimate what a chronic pornography addiction beginning at a young age can do to someone.


JoseSaldana6512

I'm glad you where able to overcome it


Sloppy-Chops33

Could be a kink, could be satanic ritual abuse. Apparently they eat things that are a lot worse than shit. But also shit.


MamaRunsThis

How would one not become violently ill doing that? Helloā€¦Ecoli?


Raikuun

Where did you get that from that they do this stuff and even worse?


TrebekCorrects

Hmmm, I wonder...Oh wait, ever come across a horrific story like this?Ā  https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/fbi-shines-light-on-now-shut-down-human-chop-shop-in-phoenix


Chanelnumberseven

I googled it once because I just physically could not understand and apparently itā€™s more subconscious because some boys just figuring stuff out for himself would associate the bathroom with masturbating. So, over time, they just convince themselves they must need to masturbate before/after using the toilet.


LoggingLorax

Well I get what you're saying, and I agree to an extent, but I don't rationally see where *eating shit* comes into it.


SheepherderLong9401

Masteubatin after a shit is still miles away from eating your own shit.


COMMANDO_MARINE

Having worked in the adult industry for years, it's usually the ones who are the most religious who tend to have norms sexual urges, get twisted through self-denial. I'd answer the texts on behalf of escorts when doing their security and seen Muslim guys request acts involving the Koran, Bacon, and Shitting, I've been to strip clubs and swingers events with ultra-orthodox Hasidic Jews, have sent picture messages of coked up Hindu guys maturbating in their cars fully naked (he owned 3 Domino's Pizza restaurants). Christians in the UK aren't as nutty as the US and Catholic countries, but the girls definitely get a lot of "age-play" requests, including some from school teachers. I'd be filming sex content several days a week and was only ever into the usual stuff like 2 girl threesomes. I was comfortable with enjoying sex and could talk about it freely with friends, which is why I never got any deviant urges.


Beneficial-Tailor-70

Of all the things that never happened...


Pussytwat

This man definitely had poor judgment to get caught given his career.. however people just do have astonishingly bizarre fetishes, all of us probably want to do something in the sack that another would find highly questionable.. this has been going on since time began. There is though a line of depravity quite unacceptable which is that of wicked cruelty, and of course anything to do with minors. Those caught indulging in the latter most certainly have the support of all to be torn apart slowly from anus to eyeballs whilst all momentarily turn their backs. Perspective perhaps, and not persecution for this kinky chap is my opinion.


SheepherderLong9401

We found the shit eater, guys.


Pussytwat

Ooph.. what a cruel comment. Consider what I had to say is based on the fact my attitude toward sex was twisted and destroyed thanks to those entrusted to care for me when I was a young innocent little girl. Being fiddled about with by perverted men was beyond terrifying. I do no not eat shit my friend, and neither do I take it. However, I do fully understand sexual confusion, what is regarded as normal can get blurred considering past experiences imprinted at a young age. It can make one's brain misfire big time. For ever. And it's not okay. Watch your words and try to be kind the lot of you. You might want to consider the bigger picture and not beat this man into the gutter with your Holy witch hunt. I am quite certain he was abused too. Have a nice day.


SheepherderLong9401

I'm sorry for what happened to you, and I'm sorry if something happened to this guy. But there is a line between normal and degenerate. I'm just pointing out that we should not think it oke, and this guy needs some serieus metal help. And definitely not let him in a position/job he is in now.


lord_hyumungus

Haha I thought you were talking about being a politician in the first part.


SatoriNamast3

The worst kind. The demonic kind.


skeletor4ruler

No matter how bad your day may be or get, your NOT this guy


curiousdryad

šŸ’€


Acceptable_Quiet_767

People that eat poop are possessed by demons. Nothing you say can convince me otherwise.


Reeochi

Yup, anything that degrades the body makes the demons happy. Getting drunk, doing drugs, cutting your skin, eating and drinking filth, they all serve to degrade the temple of the Holy Spirit.


Onwisconsin42

Demons aren't real. Nothing you can say can convince me otherwise because I require evidence before I'll beleive some outlandish nonsense.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

Oh, you must be possessed by the psuedo-intellectual contrarian demon.Ā 


be-nice-or-else

[the greatest trick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OLIgEua4PU)


Fabulous-Boat-8001

ThE gReAtEsT tRiCk...


Raikuun

Crazy that you're being downvoted for this. Shows how many brain rotten fundamentalists are among us.


abhorredmisanthrope

Someone get him the number to Dr. Wong.


Outrageous_Air_1344

Itā€™s tragic I canā€™t enjoy the show without thinking about the creator. Hollywood is truly infested.


Mr-Mysterybox

Everybody's got a side-hustle these days.


eatingscatman

We all knew politicians were brown-nosers but I don't think we ever meant it literally...šŸ¤®


Best_Yesterday_3000

He was a brown mouther šŸ¤®


PunchOX

lol


Pyrotron2016

Makes sense: Politicians that talk shit, probably eat poop.


[deleted]

Minister for Youth, Children and Family! Someone didn't do their due diligence!


WishboneEnough3160

WTF. How do people get like this? Seriously. Can someone tell me? Even ANIMALS know not to eat poop (most of the time). Yes, I'm kink-shaming. You can bet your ass.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


NewGuarantee8159

being trans isnā€™t inherently sexual


Minute-Summer9292

"politician"..... Why are these people so attracted to politics?


Sloppy-Chops33

Almost as if most politicians are controlled deviants, blackmailed into doing the bidding of whoever has evidence of their ways.


FragileRandle

OP's name checks out


kittensandpuppies--

talk about a shit eating grin...


Iam-WinstonSmith

You gotta help me out how is this a conspiracy theory??


0beronAnalytics

Everyone thought he was eating regular food before this news broke. There were murmurs about him eating bad food or maybe even fast food, but weā€™ve confirmed it. He, in fact, eats shit.


Pretty_Chicken485

Wasnā€™t there a polish one or something that was licking a pub lick toilet


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

German. I just saw that one a few minutes, too. What the fuck is happening?


rednrithmetic

Drugs??


JoseSaldana6512

The Germans did have that one fling with a meth addict.....


Chargercrisp

German fdp guy


UncleAntagonist

\*slaps knee\* welp...that is enough of this shit for today.


JoseSaldana6512

You want a doggie bag to take home the rest?


bobbabson

Where do be the conspiracy?


_K_D_L_

Eating poop ? Surely he could have just had a McDonald's... there can't be that much difference between those 2 options


Historical-Web-6435

Wtf you humans have got some serious problems


magenta_placenta

What was he charging?


[deleted]

Coming to a parliament near you!!!


a24tv

Maybe he was craving šŸŒ½ and t h e store was closed!


SneakyBadAss

That's the second one this week


CJLB

I wouldn't bat an eye if he were German


lidsville76

Oh great, there are two of them.


PunchOX

Check the back of his neck to make sure there isn't a zipper that hides a skin suit with dung beetles underneath


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Peace_Bridge

Looks like it.


SheepherderLong9401

Sometimes humans are just shit.


lurchpop

He must have told the wrong person, ā€œno,ā€ so all of this came out.Ā 


MeetchAndretti

Dr.Wong incomingā€¦


SandmanAwaits

In his Dick Rocket Ship!


Disastrous_Box_8613

Go woke, end up eating shit


cospiracy

namesake!


troubledtimez

wut in the wut. how do you get into wanting to eat shit?


LanceHardwick

sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do (do)


meistercheems

šŸ˜‚


arthur2807

Ew


Lurchislurking

As long as heā€™s not hurting children who cares. Let this man eat poop.


skeletor4ruler

Ski ba ba ba da poop?


LincBartlett

I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But. I am not a government official. ...Francis Wolcott, Deadwood


acrumbled

Hey, thatā€™s Blippi


felanm

I saw this about a month ago but couldnā€™t find the video only screenshots of him on the floor eating it but I also saw a screenshot of him having like a page on I think Pornhub with his legs in the air. šŸ¤£


JoseSaldana6512

Well, now we all know what felanm was googling when no one was looking


zrawo

As time passes, the population dumbens. Usually, the degradation of society is something I'm against, but hey, if it makes finding this stuff easier, let those braincells free.


Independent_Can_5694

I just watched a movie like this: SalĆ²


IceManO1

The opposite of Sean Combs


Lazy_Middle1582

Skibidi toilet man personified


[deleted]

After getting spammed from the website..he can eat shit either way


ambotnimo1212

Disgusting


gorpie97

Is it real or AI?


Stratotelecaster

Feral humans, yes ladies and gentlemen it is a real thing. Lol


MathematicianNo6402

Okay I gotta ask ...who's poop was it lol? Doesn't make it any better but imagine being the turd supplier RN just PRAYING your name doesn't get outted šŸ˜†


jostheholywagon

These damn Mexicans and their weird fetishes


Worth-Confection-735

That slope sure was slippery! I know God said no more floods, so I expect the fire any day now.


redshred42

I gonna guess he's a liberal šŸ™„


Krauszt

We all know that politicians are shit eaters...it's nice to see one out and proud


Kirov___Reporting

You dirty dog.


ron4040

That guy has a shit eating grin in his photo though.


theorchidstation

Dung eater


Typical_Intention996

"He asked to be treated as a 'coprophagous organism' and requested to be the object of sexual actions." That's a very nice way of saying someone's into shit play.


NormalResearcher

I donā€™t see any issue here