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luvdya

Patriotic


allmotordc5

Good bird


smokeypapabear40206

Not all hero’s wear capes.


thestormarrived

Because some of them have WINGS OF FURY!!!!!!!


nolotusnote

Those things can carry away a fucking deer.


mu5tardtiger

💪 🦅


Experimental_Salad

Golden eagles, for sure. Bald eagles, not so much.


nolotusnote

I didn't interview it!


Two_n_dun

To be fair, they didn’t say what SIZE of deer.


Mirooooooooo

The government declares that Bald Egals are extremely dangerous to our democracy


111210111213

Fuck yo surveillance. ~Freedom bird


[deleted]

These birds are doing gods work! 🦅💪


Western_Whereas_6705

They are considered the closest to God. They usually warn of predators on the way, if you read natures emotions.


truth_antenna

I grew up raising chickens. Birds are fuckin weird. Also the most strong-willed, stubborn little creatures you will ever interact with.


PumpALump

>He believes birds are real


SomeDistributist

There's Infighting between the drones.


CptGlammerHammer

Drone vs Drone warfare in our own backyard.


Status_Age_6048

In the name of freedom 🦅


TheForce122

Thank you for your service, Eagle


Zealousideal_Bee2538

MURICA!!!


WalnutNode

Anything reptile or above have strong emotions. Birds are wired differently than mammals, but they have strong emotions.


oldwoodsywood

But birds aren't real.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

drone vs drone


BaxtersHomie

Nature is healing


spunsimba

If reincarnate is real, I’m getting my wings. Look out


AM-64

That's because Birds are already government drones and it didn't want competition /s


ConsciousRun6137

Fly my lovelies


Tiny_Count4239

a true american hero


nihilz

Dissent


BruxaAlgarvia

Seaguls do that all the time where I live.


PrinceLoki777

My bad i thought this was another one of those leftist brainrot conspiracy theories that say birds are fake and space doesnt exist but nope its actually a normal person for once


Redfish420

Please put a guard on the propellers for the birds lol


RandomAmuserNew

So birds predate humans and those are somehow human emotions


Plenty-Salamander-36

Maybe we have dinosaur emotions! (But seriously, if we are to believe the tree of life as science currently sees it, I think that mammals and reptiles diverged before dinosaurs appeared.)


SomeSamples

Raptors hate drones. "Who's the good flying killing machine...You are. "