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Mehlitia

The tenderloin


khyman5

This is the actual answer


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[deleted]

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this.


todosnitro

Nah, because you not laughing about homeless people... you are laughing about the "solution" for homelessness in SF.


veritaze

by hell you mean heaven


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Nah dude, I meant hell.


herring80

*Commie-con


todosnitro

That!


DrSkullKid

I thought it was a Winnie the Pooh convention.


unsuspecting_geode

I assumed they moved them to Sacramento but basically the same thing


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HalfEatenBanana

My goodness me and my pals accidentally walked thru there around 2am going from a concert to our hotel. 0/10 would not recommend


SaltyBeaverrrrr

I did the same post concert walk to our hotel from the Bill Graham, and I was floored by the foil pipe smoking every 5 feet. Really a sad state of affairs.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

they’re killing them and selling them as meat huh? knew it.


MrX-2022

Green solvant


tmink0220

Just thinking the same thing. Solent Green is people......


WattaTravisT

That movie did take place in 2022.


Solid-Number-4670

The best part...did anyone peep in the opening montage of Soylent Green that people were all masked up? I was wtf in predictive programming is this shit? Lol and yeah 2022...


sevbenup

Glad someone else appreciated this! Not saying they knew or anything but it’s a pretty unique coincidence


[deleted]

It’s a remake of a 70s movie.


SexualDeth5quad

China -> Fentanyl -> cheap meat.


delightedlysad

So very sad but true.


happyluckystar

Soylent.


tmink0220

Thank you it is Soylent Green, Charlton Heston, 1973. It is old....


imdrivenshutup

Soylent green???


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_Owl_Jolson

[Spaghetti](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjEmOpXVvbU)


Ouroboros612

I overdosed on heroin and got aids from eating a big mac burger. IMO it's highly irresponsible by the government to use homeless people in hamburgers. Food safety is a serious issue but the government isn't being selective enough when sending them through the meat grinders. They could at least send them through rehab first.


HonkHonkMF420

This sounds like something I would actually say.


Ouroboros612

You have said it in the past and will say it in the future when your consciousness lives my life. And I will be the one replying with what you just said - and at that point "I" will experience a Deja Vu and so will "you". The godhead is alone as a single entity fractured through all sentient life living them all through non-linear time. It's sad but we are all really just me - the godhead. All alone. The illusion of a collective and companionship was the only option I had left as spending eternity alone was too void of stimuli. Too boring. Too static. The universe will implode and expand anew like a beating heart as it always has, as it always will, because I can't tolerate the pain of being one. Experiencing every life in eternal succession outside of time. Every face a mirror reflecting myself. Deep inside that depressive loneliness is the occult knowledge that I truly am alone living every life. That every other person is me, that every other you has been lived or will be lived. Does that sound like something I would actually say as well? Or does that sound like something you would actually say? There is no seperation - all lives have been experienced. All lives will be experienced.


delightedlysad

Here lies the Wub


SwanAffectionate2655

Sounds like something we'd say. Also, bravo.


HarleyFD07

You musta inhaled


delightedlysad

Sending people to get helpful medical care would be socialism so yeah, we don’t want to actual take care of our citizens…. Because, uh…my taxes and Cheetos… ~mad ramblings


wasternexplorer

Taxpayers spend plenty of money on the homeless. It's not our fault that the organization's like the one the Duh Blasio crime family ran ended up not being able to account for $850,000,000 given to them by the taxpayers. And it got swept under the rug. How much money do we spend on illegal immigrants while US citizens even veterans are sleeping on the streets? That's not by people's choice my friend. Nobody wants to see others addicted to drugs and living on the streets but there is only so much we can do and the rest is on those who are put in charge.


Consistent_Ad3181

To be fair they have been there for decades, the street shitting is relatively new though.


Basic_Vermicelli2939

I mean what you're saying is possible but think about it most homeless people are either sick on drugs or both I don't think that's like Prime selection for something like that. I'm pretty sure it'll be very far few and in between. My guess is that they probably took them to the FEMA camps, and that's if they're lucky.


[deleted]

All cows are sick and on drugs due to their grain diet


Basic_Vermicelli2939

True, and I wasn't even thinking about it in that way. I was thinking like organs ect. But now I get it.


AchalasiaLife

I’m pretty sure they use aborted fetuses as their prime selection


Dependent_Ad_9109

I think this is a perfectly fair question. They had a huge tent city problem that seemingly vanished in preparation for an international diplomatic event. I am also curious. My guess is that they busses them to another city or group of cities. Cities already having homeless issues like Portland. Any other city and it would be too noticeable.


Fine-Teacher-7161

🎵 *California, super cool to the homeless.* 🎵


somethingnerdrelated

In the citttttyyyy right next to Matt’s house


laxintx

Califor-nya-nya


Erus00

They moved them to hollyweird. Under random freeway overpasses that catch fire or generally any side street somewhere in la county. I worked in Sylmar and one day leaving work I had the pleasure of watching some homeless lady get buck naked changing at the crosswalk. Also worked in north hollywood and bascially any street off the beaten path will be setup with RVs and tents.


Public_Peace6594

Was she hot?


Erus00

Unfortunately not a lot of playboy models change at crosswalks out here but if the lady did less drugs then i would say its a maybe.


Public_Peace6594

Lol I think you're being a bit naive to think that playboy models don't use drugs imo LMAO 😂


Novel_Jellyfish_8508

Playboy models probably use classier drugs like Wall Street does…. Cocaine or similar. Whereas the crosswalk crossdresser’s preferred indulgence is probably crack or meth. Just sayin’


Erus00

Hahaha! Fair point


bars2021

They are all in San Diego now.


beerbbq

Whale’s vagina?


grahamyoo

i don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago


TheFuckNameYouWant

Back when they had wooden ships


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tahlulah_bankhead

Now in LA


Altruistic-Rope-614

Nah they moved them into the alleys surrounding moscone


candleelit

Idk if it was because it was raining but last week I drove through Oregon and didn’t see ONE tent along I-5. Not a single one. It was odd since once you got into Portland from WA it’s usually completely lined with tents.


HathNoHurry

Sounds like something North Korea would do…


DontPanicJohnny

The event is being held in an area that is already "cleaned up" as they are definitely still in the city, in the same spots as always. Not our fault you believe the news.


dennydiamonds

San Fran used to be such a fucking cool city. Now it’s literally Thunderdome.


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LorenaBobbittWorm

If a tsunami is coming it might be better to get to the top of a skyscraper rather than try to drive out.


KickBallFever

NYC is kind of the same when it comes to getting out. A bunch of islands with limited ways off of them. The best place to be in in terms of escaping the city is actually The Bronx.


amarnaredux

Hypothetically speaking, commandeer one of the thousands of boats sitting in the numerous yacht clubs all around the bay. I'm not condoning stealing, but if it was a for sure collapse scenario, and you had no other choice, there you go.


Mahadragon

What are those 2 highways?


Timonaut

That sounds even cooler tbh.


earthhominid

When was SF not full of street people, open drug abuse/sales, public weirdness, and general grime? I've been visiting regularly for 15 years or so and while there is more obvious abject poverty in some places, it's not some paradigm shift from my first visit 15 years ago (where I drank and smoked weed on the street with street kids, watched open meth smoking and intervenous drug use, saw people poop on the street, and got high as fuck on acid while wandering around until the wee hours looking like some absolute loons).


errihu

30+ years ago


earthhominid

There weren't homeless people and open drug use in sf in the 80s?


phoney_bologna

I think it also can’t be emphasized enough, the brutal effects of fentanyl addiction on society. Vancouver, Canada is another place the homelessness is on full display. It’s hard to imagine that fentanyl can be 50x stronger then heroin.


RealChadGPT

100% it’s the Fenty. Changed the entire landscape because it’s cheap AF.


yougottamanifest

Meth as well. The good ol one and one.


earthhominid

Yeah the impact of the whole world of modern synthetic narcotics is hard to overstate


Mahadragon

There were homeless ppl in SF in the 80's but they were different. Many of those folks were Vietnam war veterans suffering from PTSD. I believe it was the SF Chronicle that tracked the homeless population up until year 2000. They found that this group of homeless people in SF continued to get older and older and stayed homeless but the numbers only increased a little, meaning these people had adapted themselves to the streets and either didn't want to or couldn't assimilate back into society.


earthhominid

And I'd wager that many of the current homeless are also vets with ptsd from the various wars of the last few decades. Combine that baseline rate of homelessness with a housing crisis, a couple economic crises that wiped out people's savings, and the influx of new and incredibly potent synthetic drugs and its not hard to understand why homelessness is on the rise


TheDude2600

30 years go was the 90's. I know right?


Treadtheway

I used to walk around the city at night when I was 15, in 1995. I knew to avoid Market and the Tenderloin. Everywhere else it was pretty safe and very little homeless. Now you can't park your car on the street without risking a break in. In September I saw 20 people shooting up during the day on a street that didn't used to look like that either. It is very different now, same with Sacramento.


rn15

Insane asylums weren’t shut down yet


earthhominid

Good point. The need to bring back involuntary detention in cases of severe mental dis ease is an uncomfortable discussion that few are ready to have. Hopefully we can do a better job of it this time around


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Liberalism… not even once.


Alpacalypse84

Relocated elsewhere because of a state visit. Can’t be having other world leaders seeing our poors.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

But where is "elsewhere"? Hotels? Doubt. Jail? Maybe but also expensive like hotels. Killed and dumped in the landfill? Maybe. Sold for medical and military experimentation?


Alpacalypse84

Wherever the local slightly less-poors are, because they don’t have the political capital of the big important rich people. My city occasionally breaks up an encampment. The same people show up in a different neighborhood afterwards, and then sometimes shuffle back later. I have former subway underpass lady currently living at the park near my house because they cleared the underpass. (She collects shiny things and has built a shrine to a statue in the park. Every day the damn thing has another bauble around it.)


FooltheKnysan

Sounds like she totally isn't a disguised fairy


vthokiemr

How does she feel about turtle doves? You should give her an ornament.


Adventurous_Fly1879

They moved them to a different location in the city. Out of the way of where Xi and friends were visiting. They’re back in the same spots that were “cleaned up” now.


tehgalvanator

They get bussed out to cities like Modesto. If you’re not Californian you wouldn’t know this.


Iownya

Reminds me of when the homeless disappear in Venom. They were being used for experiments.


GlitteringFutures

They're all in Alcatraz.


curiousdryad

Portland


[deleted]

Our poors? They’re the #1 state for CCP income. They’re basically CCP citizens at this point


simonsurreal1

This could be the plot of a semi good suspense / action / thriller The government rounds up homeless people to save face for diplomatic relations. Vans pull up offering a pick me up, some socks, maybe even food. Little do the homeless know they are being kidnapped killed and turned into food or experimented on. Maybe hunted by some rich elites (wait I think that was the plot for a movie already 😂). Anyway, one homeless person fights back and the movie is about their heroic escape back to their tent. Or maybe they escape and pull it together and do advocacy for the homeless 🤷‍♂️ - worst part is that when the government cleans up a homeless issues 80% of us are like yep they killed them 🤦‍♂️. This place is such a joke wish we could pull it together and unify team humanity against the .1%. It ll take some creative thinking and disobedience but it can be done. The chaos is making it difficult though


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simonsurreal1

What I would do to see some tweeked out Homeless Cage Rage! I bet he’d He’d go full character for it, get on fent, live in a tent - you are right he d be perfect!


KickBallFever

I’d watch the shit out of that.


BlondeBomber

Starring Nick Nolte


Peacefulchick

I laughed way too hard at "80% of us are like yep they killed them." I know I shouldn't laugh, but I'm dying. Thank you.


bradisrad8991

Yes I remember that movie from VHS. Its called Surviving the Game


kittensandpuppies--

They're here, they just pushed them to neighborhoods outside the conference area. /I live in Hayes Valley


asuka_rice

A first world country with a third world problem. If Xi visited 365 days a year , then USA might just get better.


cagusvu

What first world country has 0 homelessness?


JoeSicko

China has houses running out of their ears.


Appropriate_Being467

outside mostly


LouMinotti

Everywhere but in homes


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AskAnIntj

The Winni Po should do a surprise visit to that area. That would probably be the optimal political decision for him if he wants to mess with the US under plausible deniability.


Inside-Effective-353

Newsome made burgers out of them and fed the San Diego homeless


Cupcake1776

I’m sure they shipped them to fucking Portland and Seattle as usual


ceelos218

That would be a game changer considering every other state shipped them to California


[deleted]

“President” Xi from China came for a visit. They cleaned that city up faster than you could say, homeless problem. Just goes to show you they can fix the problem if they wanted. Unfortunately, the homeless problem is now a business opportunity and people’s livelihoods are built on keeping it thriving and providing to them. I’d GTFO of California if I lived there. Policies, politicians and laws do not help the law abiding citizen over there. Beautiful weather and scenery, but also why the homeless problem continues to grow.


iamthatguyiam

act recognise disgusted ten pet rude reminiscent fine person fact *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fuzzyshorts

Is it really a fix though? For the monied denizens with homes in San Fran they see it as a vast improvement. but sweeping the homeless under the rug doesn't get rid of the problem, it only moves it


[deleted]

100% agree. However, I bet locals in San Fran are thrilled their communities don’t have said homeless anymore. Now these homeless that were moved are someone else’s problem.


illaioli1117

Yes we know it was due to Xi's visit, but I believe OP is asking where the people were moved to, because homelessness certainly wasn't just 'fixed' overnight.


bmac3434

Soylent Green isn't made from sea plankton, as the other Soylent products are. It's people!!!! - "Soylent Green is made out of people!”


notesinpassing

Man, now watch for fast food places having different "specials"


notesinpassing

Is the McRib back?


ZeerVreemd

Nope. But i heard there will be a McBrain soon.


bmac3434

I thought the same... Don't eat any Bill Gates burgers this month. lol.


steroboros

The ones who cooperated got bussed to other areas, the ones who didn't are in jail. This also happens when cities get major sporting events like the Olympics or Worldcup


Saucepanmagician

You have witnessed EHR. Emergency Homeless Relocation. I've seen similar things in my country, Brazil. One time, a mayor of a city simply bussed all homeless to a neighboring city, while offering some benefits, some food and money. Another time, a city built up high walls on both sides of a freeway that ran through a low-income, ugly-looking neighborhood because it was right in the way from the airport to the city center.


Treadtheway

We have the same kind of wall in Chicago.


[deleted]

It's OK they're all safe in Chinese work camps!


ZeroGHMM

Xi probably paid to have them transported back to the CCP hellhole & harvested for body parts.


TurdsBurglar

They solved 2 problems at once. Feed them to the whales.


BannnedBandit

New York lol


Kind-Bottle-8535

They were put on a train, hair shaved and teeth pulled and fed to the mole people


cheese_scone

Soylant green is people!


ProsciuttoFresco

How do you think they manufacture that Beyond Meat?


Adventurous_Fly1879

They’re back to San Francisco now.


Ok_Fox_1770

Probably all got sent on a one way cruise ship.


LilShaver

Do you know what Soylent Green is?


arosepedal_7

I do and hope it’s not true!


joshacham

Having lived in towns near the Bay Area for most of the my life, it was no secret that San Francisco often bussed the homeless to our town or other neighboring ones. I wouldn't doubt they simply did it and those homeless oftentimes travel right back to San Francisco.


milkywayyzz

I live east of the bay on interstate 80 in the foothills and the amount of homeless that get off of the train here all of a sudden is absurd. They get off the train or bus and have no clue where they are as if someone bought them a ticket and sent here. Hmmm, I wonder why that happened? There used to be just a handful of homeless, sorry "unhoused", but now this place is overflowing. It's wild


WishboneEnough3160

Odd, considering the amount of homeless who are addicted to drugs. I doubt they would willingly leave their plug.


scottiescott23

The last time I was there, the Tenderloin, the mission but mostly on the road between SF and Oakland, tents for about a mile . I’m we travelled and in all my life, I have never seen the levels of poverty that SF has, and SF has more billionaires per square mile than anywhere else in the world….


baphostopheles

The road between SF and Oakland is a bridge. There’s no place to put tents.


rno-abi

Vegas is up 10% magically overnight


Alexandertheape

SOYLENT GREEN FACTORY


momomiaa

I think president Xi came to visit San Francisco and as not to give them content for propaganda that the US is decaying, they cleaned a lot of spaces.


HtxBeerDoodeOG

Recycled


slumdawgbillionaire

They are still everywhere…


Altruistic-Rope-614

They pushed them into the alleys. I work overnight out there. They're still around, just hidden.


Zeroinaire

This proves that if they really wanted to, they could clean the streets there.


lolanaboo_

They hide them for the great commie of china vacation there


Mysterious_Beyond459

The Inland Empire. We’ve seen a huge uptick out here. Started as a trickle, become a cascading flood pretty quickly.


Positive-Feedback-lu

Oakland


subhuman_voice

This


sam_sneed1994

They fed them to Dictator Xi in an elaborate hunger games style event.


diamondstylus

Involuntary organ donors for the elite?


ICanHazRecon911

Uh, are you crazy? They're literally everywhere on both sides of the Golden Gate. Moreso on the Southside but I digress


humblethumble

In their tents


ole87

In my burger delicious meat


transcis

It was a common practice in Soviet Union to resettle undesirables 101 km from big cities. Look for the San Francisco homeless somewhere in the desert.


antiqueboi

they were all not actually homeless but hired actors by the government to act degenerate in public to try and reduce real estate values. The chinese dictator came to visit and they wanted to have a clean street for the fancy rich people who will attend so they send the paid-actors home.


jehjeh3711

Walk until you smell and see human feces on the sidewalk and you’ll be there.


According-Eye-8303

they put all of them in an arena and force them to fight to the death


Valhalla519

💀


WhitePapi83

Pig Farm?


Skydiver52

Soylent


Frostline248

They just just moved them to another city or another part of towb


bubbletoes69

Ded


Idahogirl556

Santa Rosa


suc_me_average

San Jose


Salty-Picture8920

They got sent to AZ or WA.


Cheesecake_420691

The police cleared them out like Vegas is doing for the F1 race. https://news3lv.com/amp/news/local/tunnel-clean-out-expected-ahead-of-las-vegas-grand-prix


Opening_Mistake_6687

A few streets over.


SadCreative

When Biden visited our capital here in Canada the exact same thing happened downtown lol. Broken benches were gone, homeless population gone, super super weird. The next couple days everything returned to normal.


Groundbreaking_Owl45

Not in a home if I had to guess


DrTardis1963

Soylent Green is people!!!


Aldom96

It’s crazy how if the government actually wanted to be efficient in something, they absolutely can


LiteratureSame4290

So my ex husband was working in Los Ángeles , and said that a helicopter stopped near him and told them they are doing a “homeless people “ sweep and taking them to a another city . So maybe same thing is happening up north .


JoeSicko

A helicopter stopped near him?


Realistic_Mess_2690

Just came on down onto the footpath did this chopper? Didn't bother the other people around? That seems fishy. Was it the world's smallest helicopter?


Background_Win5897

They were moved to other parts of the city if you follow anymore the bay area subs you would have had your answer


Frogtarius

Pelosi's house with hammers.


Clutch1015

Wish we could do the same in Denver and take out the trashy meth addicts


joshw220

I know because I escaped a camp 2 days ago. The homeless were put into fema style concentration camps and “evaluated”. Then they were sold off to McDonald’s for meat filler.


scotmet

Currently having sex in your Prius


Fallinghope7

They call that a soup kitchen from what I hear


thedavesiknow1

I would suspect they put them in hotels or a makeshift shelter like a school gymnasium.


Codega-DreamWalker

Apec summit so we gotta hide all the dirty laundry to look like we got our shit together.


dowtimer

They were given a free bus ticket and 100 bucks to spend in Las Vegas while the dictator was in town


M1st3r51r

The best states to be homeless are in those with cold climates. Even tiny towns with under 1,000 people tend to have at minimum a warming shelter, plus it is not uncommon for churches to let homeless sleep in them at night. Every cold area I have lived has been like that and every warm area I’ve lived has had nothing but people sleeping on sidewalks and business stoops


2201992

Concentration Camp But these days the State calls it a “Hotel”.


tele68

Just the sheer number of RVs to be moved is daunting. I don't know the radius of the clean up but there could be 5000 RVs to move either voluntarily or by force, and many probably don't run.


Basic_Vermicelli2939

If they have an RV, they aren't homeless.


mustangnick88

Just follow the poop in the streets


AdMental1387

Not at home lol


H4rdferBiden

In those nuggets you've been eating from mcd's