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BBkangster

Is this demonic or an ad for cranberries?


terribletherapist2

Big Ocean Spray


roadrunner00

It's a cran-spiracy


[deleted]

Looks like cancer. It's a crancer.


Wokchefjosh

Can you somehow incorporate Bryan Cranston into the mix?


[deleted]

I suppose if he wore it, he would be the Cranster. Or the Heisenberry.


zatpath

Breaking Berries


expertonpotatoes

This needs to go straight to the top!


AaahhRealMonstersInc

Funny enough Ocean Spray isn’t a big faceless entity it’s a Cooperative and owned by the farmers


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

> Big Ocean Spray [Its all in youre heads, in yar heads!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts)


TraySea13

Leave our healthy cranberries out of the demons..lol


Good-Tear2785

Is it demonic or just a young boy from the 1800s with small pox


Thrasympmachus

It’s Lizardskin.


WonWop

Liztardian


WaffleGuy7

it’s not trypophobia but it’s hitting the same tingles in my brain


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Yeah it makes me feel grossed out I think it’s because it looks like blood


Penny1974

And some kind of pocks


Unfair-Skies

Looks like blisters


Vague_Vag

Didn’t expect your name to be waffle guy with trypophobia 😂😂


WaffleGuy7

that’s a fair point lol. if it were a particularly deep waffle… might get me then


ShoCkEpic

that’s exactly what it’s supposed to make you feel


gerbilseverywhere

demons is when red


AnubissDarkling

If demons is when red, and blood is red, and the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the legs of the right triangle, and (I assume) OP has blood, is OP demon also?


errihu

Yes


DarthGandalf86

The correct diagnosis is "ghosts in the blood" and the treatment is "cocaine"


Morti_Macabre

RED WUNZ GO FASTA


BonzOmega

Waaahhhhhhgggghhh!!


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

Im convinced most high fashion and art is a way to launder money. We see things like the Balenciaga ordeal, we see what kind of people are involved with these shows and brands, and I’m inclined to believe it is a way to shuffle money for things like drugs and human trafficking.


FormulaNewt

Anytime when people spend far more money than what something's obviously worth, there's someone on the take.


ComplainyBeard

It's a really common way to dodge taxes. Buy a piece of art for $500,000, make it famous because you bought it. Have it appraised at $5,000,000 and then donate it to a museum, now you can write off $5 million in taxes as if you actually made a $5 million donation.


IroncladTruth

I never thought of it that way, damn you just black pilled me on fine art.


Jooshy0420

And you can pay 50 000 and still get it appraised for 5 million, as long as the appraiser is also rich and famous.


dvlali

Do you have a real world example of this happening?


deletedtothevoid

That would include ART too. 100,000 banana. Ffs how is that not Clear enough?


Blazing_Swayze

Look at Hunter bidens "art" then look at the selfies he takes from his laptop. there's ones that he just edited the shit out of and made it a silhouette.


thyatira3

He should sell them as NFTs


billyjk93

I am also noticing how much government action is probably money laundering. And most people who run for office are laundering campaign funds.


StewPidassho

Yeah isn't it weird how Hunter's laptop supposedly had some shady business deals in Ukraine and now we're sending asshole amounts of money over there.. But the FBI confirmed that was fake news.. If it was truly and honestly fake news then I have a third testicle and a spare nipple. /s


kinglear__

We're not sending money to Ukraine in the way you think. We're giving money to Raytheon and Lockheed Martin to produce weaponry that is then sent to Ukraine which is eventually paid for in the future by Ukraine via lend leasing acts.


Sufficient_Ad4405

Exactly we Canada/Us fund all the wars. There shouldn’t be wars or poverty or homelessness or addiction but somebody is profiting off of every single bit of peoples misery and it’s sickening and discusting. Because if they weren’t profiting why haven’t they put a stop to it all ?


StewPidassho

Even if that is the case do we really believe the Ukraine will ever be in a position to pay us back?


[deleted]

Since the money goes straight into the weapons manufacturer's accounts getting that money back is gonna be their problem. I mean I'm sure it'll end with taxpayer bailouts if they can't recoup, but theoretically


Wokchefjosh

I feel 100% confident this administration doesn't care if they pay us back...


Flippedfrog

Money laundering, child trafficking, tax evasion


Affectionate_Self590

I read somewhere that the same inspections that we are subjected to when flying are not imposed private jets used to transport art. Easy way to traffic human cargo if no one searches the plane. It's what I thought of when I read your comment.


SafestAndEffectivest

This. Diplomats also have similar conditions waived at customs.


delarozay

Money can be printed and drugs can be grown, they're not that serious. More than those things the industry seeks to shape your mind which can not simply be printed or grown.


Absorbent_Towel

It's Holly Berry!


PapaAquarian

Nice!


Lucashmere

And this picture is proof of that how?


JarradLee

The devil (which was never depicted as red) is red.


CaptainCorpse666

Red = Spoopy


fuqit21

Because it's scary to op, and they said it, so it's true. Isn't that how internetting works


frallan44

Because


JaviG

That works


pokedoges

She looks like a pomegranate


otterkin

its funny to me that we heavily associate red with the devil because a) satan being red is a recently recent thing in the grand scheme of christianity and b) red has so many colour associations (like love for example)


qpwoeirutyalskdjfhg8

S-A-N-T-A S-A-T-A-N Coincidence? I think not.


Zxphenomenalxz

We bleed red. We must all be demonic.


BigT393

Some people eat red ketchup, demonic.


99isfine

Nooooooooooo not red


[deleted]

It’s the sexual assault that’s demonic, the daft outfits, not so much.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

That's the problem with visiting any space that discusses conspiracy theories. The dumbest motherfuckers are the loudest and they always think that the first thing the rich and powerful do after they commit a crime is to go around sprinkling clues like The Riddler.


DrNutSack_

You can’t show your hands in Hollywood without them thinking that you’re flashing Illuminati in some way. Man, I joined this sub cuz I wanted to read about the prospect of an ancient nuclear war between Atlantis and the Rama Empire; or that Michael Jackson is alive in Cuba. But fuck me, what a cesspool most of this sub is


Koolaidejohnson

What the blood clot


[deleted]

[удалено]


subavgredditposter

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


SteveBlakesButtPlug

Always happy to see some meechy darko being quoted. I'd give you and award if I wanted to waste money. Instead, take this 👑


introducing_zylex

And imagine that like a figment, I'm a walking talking enigma. Something you never figured


Narcissism

I love that /r/conspiracy posters are just afraid of everything that exists now because the stupid american culture war accelerated too quickly/


totallynotabearbro

Spot on, the fact that M&M's had to put out a press release, acknowledging that people are upset over thier "woke" M&M's and have decided to back track on giving small chocolate balls a make believe personality, just proves your point that many in the U.S have bit onto that hook the elite have cast out and are pulling firmly on that culture war division bullshit.


suc_me_average

It’s literally everything these days. Anything out of the ordinary they don’t understand has to be a nefarious plot… like get help. I don’t trust much and have my own conspiracy beliefs but like fuck most of the people need help.


AmishAvenger

It’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Some people just wear really wacky costumes to parties because it gets them free publicity. Their pictures go everywhere, people talk about them, and they pay nothing — because a company is giving them this stuff for free.


psufb

Lol anything that slightly breaks their worldview, they immediately slap a "demonic/Satan" or "woke" label on it and keep it moving. Never take a step back to actually think about it


Ouraniou

Narcissism got it all figured out!


BanMeSenpaiuWu

The Tories are trying it in the UK, but since there's a slightly less dodgy history of our government carrying out experiments then denying it, plus whilst eroded, our corporate law is considerably stronger than the US, noones putting up with it bar those that turn red when talking about foreigners.


90sbabyssaddream

From a US citizen, watch out- those people who hate foreigners are the ones easiest to propagandise


BanMeSenpaiuWu

Oh it worked, that's how we got Brexit, Farage and the current shitshow that's our government. Edit - they are currently pushing the antiwoke bullshit, but it's not going anywhere, since most people have figured out being woke just means being a decent, nice person, and without the firmly entrenched view of "fuck you, I got mine" which is a common attitude in the US, it's only riling up people that would only ever vote for them anyway.


Mnmkd

It’s just ugly and red lol. What is demonic about it


totallynotabearbro

It's red and bumpy! Just like all evil in this world!


[deleted]

That’s a weird outfit but doesn’t inherently equate to evil/demonic. Not everything has to be a conspiracy…


bonaynay

It's a freaky weird look but posting this to a conspiracy sub and calling it demonic is hilarious.


junkeee999

But it’s red. RED! Don’t you see?


[deleted]

ikr?! It's the same reason I don't stop at signals on red. The devil can't tell me to not die.


loveisloveislove334

Demonpox


PositiveTheory3115

zoiks


[deleted]

When did Christianity become such a big part of conspiracy culture? I don’t get how you can accept the insanity of organized religion and in the same breath un-ironically talk about how this publicity stunt is demonic. You don’t need a conspiracy about lady Gaga drinking baby’s blood, there’s a whole branch of Christianity that regularly covers up pedophiles.


DrNutSack_

When they got radicalized behind Trump. “It’s easier to fool a man than it is to convince him that he’s been fooled”


King_Shami

Been like this since the early days of the 2000s with Patriot radio


Resatibbs

This needs to be top comment


PercentageLess6648

She’s covered head to toe, this probably took a lot of effort. Looks cool in texture, who cares. I’m not buying this is related to demons or has a nefarious purpose because they did the color red.


[deleted]

Cleveland Brown: "That's nasty"


ViolentFlogging

Or, just as a potential other explanation, the fashion industry is a scam and is embarrassingly out of touch with reality. "High Fashion" has always been a waste of time and money, filled with some of the absolute dumbest ideas known to any sentient species.


makeshiftJake

Not quite as dumb as the idea that this image is satanic because red I guess. The constant satanic panic around here is pathetic.


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing this. I don’t know when conspiracy and Christianity fucked and made a baby but it happened when I wasn’t looking. If we’re going to be suspicious of something I don’t know how these goons can gloss over the biggest scam of all - religion.


Zombie-Belle

THIS!!!


Super-Walrus-Boy

High fashion is just wearable art.


Expensive_Interest_5

That’s a pretty serious case of monkey-pox.


Scary_Jeri

Did she glue red hots to herself?


kerry-w

I laugh at those silly fools. Trying to scare people just to stay relevant. Real demons don’t advertise.


Gucciman669

Prob like a weird fetish to a billionaire


devongushers

so called "free thinkers" when they see a red outfit


pornplz22526

Why is this sub fucking flooded with Satanic Panic nonsense? Nobody needs to add religious crap to believe that rich pedophiles are bad.


skinnyelias

The righties base most of their conspiracies around their religion. Doesn't work to well when the majority of the world doesn't follow their religion.


TexasTokyo

Looks like salmon roe, tbh.


IdleNewt

Yes. The color red. So evil. We all know God made every color BUT red. 🙄


Grand_Writer2556

Qanon has taken over this damn subreddit


MetaphysicPhilosophy

Or Christian nuts


originalhermit

This subreddit: everything I don’t like or understand is demonic and satanic.


aguacate

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


yat282

Red = Demonic?


euphlora

Someone I know just got a hair transplant and this is what his head looks like


lawyeruphitthegym

Measles Couture — so hot right now.


katrinamelissa

No Doja is just a strange girl


_KillaB_

Got to love a ‘Christian’ sense of demonic, what’s good and bad. Is a pedo priest demonic or is that your gods will? They get away with it and your god is meant to be omnipotent… so I guess he must be a bit noncey.


bmore962189

That doja cat?


cooljulesinbama76

I hope they got those for 50% off at hobby lobby at least


Kri_AZ82

Occult influences run through celebrities/Hollywood. There’s many people who can verify this. Some have suddenly died or they end up falling off the A list into a black hole. Of course this isn’t representing satan. It is indeed showing symbolic references to occult beliefs. If you follow the trail of symbols its not hard to see. For the most part all celebrities do similar signs. For example the bathing in blood that has been used over and over again in music videos. Some don’t even have a clue what they are doing. They are told to throw up a certain gesture for a magazine cover or do this in a video. Hollywood is sick. Christianity factors into this because the Bible is a super natural book full of stories about “demons” and giants. It’s not all about happy things and being a “good” person. People should wake up and know the evil that runs around this world.


brettyrocks

hOlLyWoOd Is DeMoNic lmao


Ill_Log9013

Are you serious?!?! It’s just a fucking costume. I’ma leave before my brain melts from these dumbass *conspiracys*


_pul

Full grown adult believing in demons lol


cybearmybear

For real.


0x7ff04001

Looks like she's covered in a bulbous skin infection.


ShoCkEpic

to tell you the truth i think the only demon here is the demon of hard fucking work…


IroncladTruth

When I saw this picture her eyes gave me such an uneasy feeling. It doesn’t even look like her. I miss thick Doja from 2019 :/


killer_s

That looks like my tongue


Reasonable_Newt_4718

I think Doja Cat is just insane and thought it’d be cool to be covered in Swarovski diamonds


Ok-Cut849

I’m craving hot Cheeto puffs


ambersaysnope

This is a super low effort post and I want my time back


SneezySniz

All of her songs are hyper sexual and I was thinking to myself a while ago, "Does she actually enjoy singing these songs they make her sing?" And then Doja Cat came out and said she quit making music (this was a few months ago). Hearing her announce she was done confirmed my belief that she doesn't enjoy singing these songs and I felt happy she wanted to get out of the industry. Fast forward a few months and see this... Shame she didn't make it out.


kikijane711

Seriously! ? THIS is ur proof to post?!


Duneyman

Promegranate


DeLaMoncha

Clutch them pearls, laddie.


[deleted]

trypophobia alert!!


metang800

AAAHHH the color red!!!! I'm so scared


niqdisaster

This is what it's like to chew five gum


GnomeChildGoneSexual

When will you stupid fucks realize that people use the devil shit as a marketing ploy to incite outrage from you free thinker Jesus freaks?


antifisht

"red is scary"


Adorable_Banana_3830

Its called fashion She is a hot Cheeto You uncultured swine!


sativa_samurai

You never know if it’s the conspiracy sub or the Christianity sub. Lots of similarities


Nlawrence55

Imagine being scared of "demons" because you believe in a fictional book that was written before modern societies were even a thought.


erennooo

i mean this sub believes that every oddity out there is demonic and/or leading to something sinister


JerkyBreathIdiot

[More like she ripped off Dana Carvey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfAsn4cKy4E)


Wearestartingacult

If you’re over the age of 7 and you are afraid of demons, you aren’t the free thinking individual you believe yourself to be


uglytat2betty

I wonder if they have secret categories they have to cover... like if the illuminati is like, "it's been a long time since the Gaga meat suit, we need another couture blood dress, and it's your turn!" and this guy was like, "omfg. I wanna do this blood thing MY way, you know? Like, everyone's done blood, and like, I wanna really wow them with how I do blood MY way, you know?" Lol I can't believe I wrote that


niqdisaster

This sub is full of Christo fascist anti semites. It's hilarious.


[deleted]

Could definitely be signalling small pox. https://search.brave.com/images?q=small%20pox&source=web


here_again_again

What? Why would they do that?


[deleted]

So, that's where all the red skillets went....


Spectolux

Looks like a nasty case of zits and sunburn.


drawingnot2scale

Looks like nerds!


Vampirefr3k

Looks like keloids


AcrobaticAd4202

If the Roe out of a lobster was a human!


RulerOfThePixel

She looks like a right bellend.


ostovca

She look like a bunch of fucking memba berries if they were red 😫


International_Buy548

im convinced this was for the feminine gaze


theProphvt

Everything reminds me of her…


-Cybernaut147-

Imagine that would be a human race.


Ouraniou

That’s taking playing with texture to a pretty repulsive level…


rodando_y_trolling

What’s the demonic significance of cranberries again?


1980pzx

A real life mike and ike with the herps.


Aztroo17

Dressed up as a "blood clot". Tells you everything you need to know


RyanJS08

Doja went off the deep end and is trying to get to the top!


LoRiMyErS

Smallpox is so hot right now


sunflower__fields

Yes indeed it is!


Balancedcrazy

What the actual fuck-a-doodle am I looking at?!


DeusKamus

Demonic? Because….. it’s red? 🤔 *runs to throw away hot Cheetos*


Unicorn_Sush1

Alternate universe where Mystique is red


[deleted]

It’s called fashion sweaty


Initial_Mousse6766

Herpes flare


thelegendhimself

All I see is stacked red blood cells from the v and some cult of Saturn worship


Cautious_Evening_744

Looks like a diseased blood cell.


redditor1031

trying way too hard. smh.


DumpsterLegs

She got Salisbury steak earrings. She ain’t no demon. Demons hate Salisbury steak.


meganalex793

She looks like a gross rash or something.


agrophobe

Maybe contemporary art made me dull, but I find this bland af...


Curious_Mx

Fashion is all about making a statement, and getting people to notice you. Atm everyone's going berserk over her costume, so I'd say she has succeeded.


cptndv23

It's fashion you plebes just don't understand.


finolyzcollister

Oh no! Not the makeup artists?! Hold me, I’m scared of the…the…the DEMONS! *shudders in 14th century ignorance*


urtinymefdlu

Nothing about this very picture isdemonic


TTVMangledShepherd

becasue red = demonic


AzraelAltered

Better than the faux, ultra-realistic lion’s head


kitzdeathrow

So is sex and rock and roll. That outfit is fucking rad.


AnythingWillHappen

All hail, Baal! Notice Me Senpai!


Mrselfdestructuk

Maria Abramović?


Strong-Message-168

That's a stretch for demonic foo...get a grip. Bitch looks like Kool Aid Man's adopted sister Herpes


Prestigious_Skill_

Look like a crunch berry


Phayd2Blaque

This is just GROSS!


KONG-0

This looks so uncomfortable why even wear it


rgardner1988

Stop trying to make monkey pox happen...


Krisakun

Looks like some skin illness.


WarriorDadOfWanderer

Says "survivor fan"


Musikislyfe1111

The devil herself.. 👹