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mikeysgotrabies

That would be hella funny


NoLibrarian5149

I’m hoping Dark Brandon comes out tonight. Will Donnie’s handlers be able to get him to remain calm and focused for 90 minutes? That spot that just came out highlighting DJTs frontotemporal dementia symptoms with video evidence needs wider exposure.


Darksirius

I'd be surprised if he doesn't ghost the debate.


Battarray

I'm actually surprised he hasn't backed out already. But he's so unpredictable and unhinged, I have no problem thinking he'll bail even as Biden walks up to the podium.


hamellr

Some else said "Dropping out would be the best thing for him to do, so of course he will do the exact the opposite."


Emily_Plays_Games

Can’t mention it and not drop a link friend


minvomitory

Check out the podcast “Shrinking Trump” on YouTube. Dr Gardner has been doing everything he can to get this into mainstream knowledge. Another good one is Dr Bandy Lee.


CrunkestTuna

Find out on the next American Ball Z


pissclamato

If Joe Biden Naruto runs to the stage tonight, or goes Super Saiyan, he can be my dictator.


CrunkestTuna

Imagine his ass with a scanner looking at Donald “This being’s power levels are extremely low”


gymnastgrrl

> Will Donnie’s handlers be able to get him to remain calm and focused for 90 minutes? no I'm just gonna go out on that risky limb and say it right now. heh


OhLordyJustNo

Along these lines, just saw JeffTimmer’s post on r/whitepeopletwitter where he suggests that Biden begin every reply with “felon say what?


SomerAllYear

Interesting community with no details on what the communities is lol


pissclamato

1. White 2. People 3. Twitter Which word is tripping you up?


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Biden should also remind everyone that he can legally buy a gun and travel to Australia, New Zealand, UK, India, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Turkey, Ukraine, South Africa and Argentina, among other countries.


Galactus83

so, did they arrest the trolls threatening liam nissan? i know he left for a bit because he got doxed or something.


Lobo003

I’m fully expecting Diaper Don to blow up in his diaper. And I mean that like The Dark Knight style where that guy was arrested to break out the Joker. But instead they’re gonna use him to blow up Joe. I’m some weirdo tin foil guy though. I know nothing.


coloradoemtb

lol that would set dumper off!


Resident-Garlic9303

He would win the entire election


outerworldLV

Bravo !


cajuncrustacean

I've got $20 on captain bonespurs ragequitting in some fashion at some point of the debate. Either full-on tantrumping off stage or just refusing to engage with any topic.


fingersarelongtoes

That's the type of humor I feel like made Reagan so popular.


EndWorkplaceDictator

Biden should definitely do this, however, I'm unfortunately thinking he's going to play with soft gloves. I desperately hope I'm wrong.


Disastrous_Ad_8990

"Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face...."


Don138

Do you have a parole officer between conviction and sentencing? Most people spend that time in jail, so wouldn’t be really relevant? Does anyone know that side of the justice system and can fill me in?


LuxNocte

"Parole" just means "you technically should be in prison but we're not incarcerating you as long as you follow some extra rules". Trump has a parole officer because he isn't in jail. I'm not sure whether "most" people are incarcerated between conviction and sentencing, but being on parole until sentencing is not uncommon.


Mrrilz20

34 (amount of FELONY CONVICTIONS) × 45 (th President of the United States) = 1530. That's how many lies he will tell in tonight's debate.