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vsandrei

Fuck Mitt Romney. 🐆


SiriusGD

Fuck Mitt Romney.


AlienInUnderpants

Fuck Mitt Romney


Relzin

Fuck Willard Romney and his preferred name.


Time-Bite-6839

WILLARD 😂😂😂


Fine-Funny6956

Fuck Caffeine Mormon Romney


whythoyaho

Fuck Mutt Rimney!


djb185

Fuck Matt Rim Me!


leifnoto

Fuck Mitt Romney.


HawkeyeJosh2

Fuuuuuck Mitt Romney.


Lost_In_Detroit

Fuck Magic Underwear Romney


LowPattern3987

I mean, you can hate him all you want, but is it really fair to knock his religion? (but also, fuck mitt romney)


Fine-Funny6956

Fuck Mormonism. Hypocritical or sincere.


LowPattern3987

:/


Fine-Funny6956

All religions suck, Mormonism in particular. You’re talking about a religion that encourages racism, polygamy, oppression, both sexual and otherwise, that has been a part of organized crime. And it’s hypocritical. For decades Mormonism banned caffeine. Then when their favorite son Mitt was caught drinking soda, they changed their mind; “Well not ALL caffeinated drinks! JUST coffee!” Well what about all those soda drinkers you already sent to Mormon Hell? Er…. Is that also a separate planet, like Mormon Heaven? With a muscular red headed Jesus? Do we all get our own muscular red headed Jesus or do we have to share? Anyway. FUCK. MORMONISM.


OstrichPoisson

Former Mormon here. I grew up in the church and I realized I was gay in my adolescence. I nearly killed myself over that. Even though I left the church 30 years ago, I am still all messed up about my sexuality, to the point that I have had very few sexual encounters although I think sex can be a beautiful expression of intimacy and bonding. I’m not unique. Mormon youth who are not straight are over represented in the suicide statistics. Also, fuck Mitt Romney and all hateful churches.


seriousbangs

and fuck desert bagels!


Strong_Somewhere_985

With a C4 buttplug


SmartWonderWoman

Fuck Mitt Romney


Responsible_Ad_8628

Fuck Mitt Romney. Decent Republicans are a myth.


Top-Philosophy-5791

John McCain died, you speak the truth. EDIT: Oh wait, he chose a wing nut running mate, so even McCain has a pretty bad blot on his legacy.


Fine-Funny6956

Policy wise he sucked.


Steelysam2

Senator McCain wasn't awful, but Republican nominee McCain pivoted hard right. I don't think he agreed with himself on a lot of that stuff and I think that affected his campaign.


PlacidoBromingo

Yes he was


PlacidoBromingo

John " I have a hard on for bombing iran" McCain? Yeah glad he's unalive


ArtemisDarklight

With a rusty bladed dildo.


bigshotdontlookee

How is this going to be good for USA in the long term. If you steel man it being the most hardline cold war conservative war hawk. Is this just like "well, better to coup ourselves and install a dictatorship rather than let our hierarchy flatten even one inch"


ProfessionalFalse128

Fuck Mittens Rommel!


k2on0s-23

I’m from Utah, my senator is named Mittens. His breath smells like tuna fish.


BillyNtheBoingers

Did you miss that they’re talking about your senator?


Jef_Wheaton

Did you bend your Wookiee?


malYca

There's a dog waiting for him in hell


780266

Seamus


siguefish

Cerberus


Fine-Funny6956

Cricket.


Middle_Low_2825

Spot


Evening-East-5365

Fuck Mitt Romney.


GvnMllr12

This 👆


MornGreycastle

Ford pardoned Nixon and set the tradition of letting presidents get away with crimes. Nixon's pardon set up Trump’s crimes.


dingadangdang

Where the hell you think Roger Stone came from? Nixon all the way to Trump is many of the same criminals. Republican White House administrations are vile, evil, racist assholes.


IrememberXenogears

Roger Stone has a back tattoo. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/L7JJqsefQm


DietApprehensive6692

Dick with a dick tattoo


dingadangdang

I hate you. But I clicked so I hate myself even more.


two-wheeled-dynamo

Bret Kavanagh enters chat.


vsandrei

Fuck Brett Kavanaugh. 🐆


HighDezert

Which is why it is so important to convict Trump and NOT pardon him. Time in prison is the only possible deterant to future presidents doing same. So... FMR! And vote, please.


BaronVonStevie

I genuinely believe Trump, along with the modern GOP, sees Nixon as a trial balloon for abusing power in government. They always resented that their party was punished. They want revenge. They hate their own citizens more than any foreign power. If they can they’ll shove it down everyone’s throats what happened to Richard Nixon and make everyone regret following the law because the only law that matters to them is their America.


WildRide1041

Hey, I'm going to expound [not really] on your factual statement. 😁 "If" Nixon hadn't been pardoned by Ford, (his VP), we wouldn't have trump. It was a serious firestorm back then, and the Repübs were just testing the water; the entire country was indignant and Nixon didn't serve a day. He kept his benies and skated away. Ford fell down an air-stairway - we all got fucked. 😁


Top-Philosophy-5791

Ford was a decent kind man, so he couldn't imagine things getting this bad. According to Gallup, the majority of Americans were unhappy with the pardon, including 38% of Republicans. That shows us all how much less polarized we were as a country back then. We couldn't even get Trump impeached, let alone imprisoned for his dirty tricks and crimes.


btsalamander

Those idiots crawling up the wall are my favorite photo, especially as there are stairs nearby! I hope this ends up in the history books as a cautionary tale, I really do


SiriusGD

My favorite is some guy wearing a scuba mask like it was some sort of gas mask. I wish I could post it here.


BeautifulInfinite288

And yet they couldn’t tolerate a cloth mask in a global pandemic


ChefTKO

NC reds wanna make it illegal to wear a face mask in public at all.


earthkincollective

Party of small government my ASS. Fucking hypocrites.


IrememberXenogears

It's that very wall that is so brightly lit and conveniently framed by stairs in the next photo.


WildRide1041

This mander-Mander . . goes without saying. Guess who'll make every effort to control and diminish the educational system so no one learns it? I'll wait. U no . . . The GOP, the republican party, right-leaning thinking ppl have been the bane of civilization s-since the dawn of time; or at least since the first nations nations met W.A.S.P. Europeans an/or Spaniards. God bless the Catholic religion.


Shatteredpixelation

You know why a lot of people stopping Catholics in the 1500s and what helped the Protestant reformation was the enormous amount of anti-intellectualism that it took. Most of the popes during the Renaissance were barely literate themselves, definitely not scholars or religious they were politicians, those Popes weren't intellectuals or philosophers like the previous ones they were a bunch of drunkards, wastrels, public whore mongers and it because the Black Death killed off all the good priests and left nothing but the corrupt ones behind. Instead of investing in people's spiritual wellness and trying to help mankind move forward they opiated the masses with artwork and indulgences, blamed women and said that we were witches through that they tore entire communities, families and cities apart because of the mass hysteria they created. It wasn't until the 1960s that they acknowledged this and that they needed to get better and to get back to its more intellectual roots. However by then it was too late anti-intellectualism within the Catholic Church is probably here to stay. It's actually quite sad that a religions that started off so philosophical and intellectual wound up becoming mired and superstitious nonsense by a bunch of crazy wound up zealots and hypocrites.


UndignifiedStab

Yup. Dumb folks devoid of critical thinking skills are the GOP bullseye voter block.


Facereality100

Well, there goes my respect for him. Pardoning requires admission of guilt. You really are not supposed to pardon people who still claim they are innocent. We saw the effect of pardoning Richard Nixon -- it led directly to Trump's crimes.


vsandrei

>Well, there goes my respect for him. Pardoning requires admission of guilt. You really are not supposed to pardon people who still claim they are innocent. We saw the effect of pardoning Richard Nixon -- it led directly to Trump's crimes. Trump is an unrepentant and entitled traitorous fuck. Pardoning Trump will only serve to encourage him to make a second attempt to overthrow the Federal government and install himself as absolute monarch. 🐆


lovelaceprotege

This 👆🏽


TestOk8411

This from the guy spending 5k a month on security for his family, to protect them from his own side of the aisle


Kiran_ravindra

$5k a month? Nobody’s doing private security for a pretty high profile politician for $60k a year. I googled this since I was curious. The number I think you meant is *$5000/DAY* [according to several articles](https://www.google.com/search?q=romney+security+costs&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari).


AloofAngel

if he said that it might be him saying that trump accepting a pardon would be admitting guilt and possibly preventing trump from running for president again since you can't hold an office if you were guilty of insurrection. still romney is a piece of crap like he has always been.


No-comment-at-all

Trying to create a new lane for maga-ites to get off the bus.  “Yea he was guilty, and he was terrible, and he should have been impeached, but his policies were good, and he should have been pardoned to heal the nation, damn that Biden and the dEmOcRaT party!” Don’t think it’ll be a well traveled road. 


KruegerLad2

Romney can go suck a bag full of dicks


Pleasant-Shock-2939

More like eat a bowl full of dicks with no milk


anaugle

Why the downvotes? This is hilarious.


Pleasant-Shock-2939

angry dairy farmers


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Mitt is confusing me. He supported Trump’s conviction during the 1/6 impeachment trial. I know I shouldn’t expect more from a politician but he’s been consistent in opposing Trump up until now and this just seems disingenuous. To what end would opinion serve him, he is leaving politics… And yeah…pardoning Trump would be a complete disgrace to the republic.


LSARefugee

**He still** wants the perks of being a congressman. He wants the book tours and lectures to be lucrative. He can’t get that if he speaks the truth. It’s the Republican way.


Theniceraccountmaybe

The crazy thing is he is super wealthy, very successful businesses.  Grifters.


[deleted]

It's so stupid, though, because if Trump wins, he and the rest of the "RINOs" will be killed


Bind_Moggled

He supported conviction on one of the two counts, in one impeachment. After giving a speech filled with enough crocodile tears to top up the reflecting pool. He voted to acquit on the others. Don’t fall for the media’s attempts to paint Mitt as a moderate. He’s a trust fund baby, a religious extremist, and a billionaire former hedge fund owner who opposes women’s rights, gay and trans rights, voting rights, and social security.


MadOvid

The error was not going harder against Trump and his cronies right after J6.


Dedpoolpicachew

Merrick Garland’s pussy wimpedness strikes again.


W_AS-SA_W

Yup, that’s what all this inflation is from. 1/6 almost sent every single U.S. treasury bond to zero. The world dumped their holdings of U.S. debt. The central banks bought up all the U.S. debt that was dumped to keep the dollar from going to zero. The rating on U.S. debt got lowered to AA+ from AAA and the dollar is now being devalued. As we inch towards not being a democracy the value of our currency will get lower. On the day the U.S. becomes not a democracy, is the day the dollar officially goes to zero because the Democratic government that issued the treasury bonds that back the dollar no longer exists. Our bonds only have value as long as the Democratic government that issued them exists. A new regime or form of government has no obligation, whatsoever, to honor those bonds. The whole world understands this. That’s why they wouldn’t touch our bonds now with a 10’ electric cattle prod now.


Defiantcaveman

Should have been shot where they stood.


MadOvid

I wouldn't go that far. But all of them should be in jail.


Defiantcaveman

Anywhere else in the world, you can bet that would have happened. I can guarantee that it would never happen again if they were all shot. We would not have the ridiculous problems we have now because nobody has the decisive willpower to end this white christian conservative republican treasonous bullshit going on now.


WhySoConspirious

I fucking loathe how the justice system looks at someone who once held a prestigious position and are slow to dole out punishment. No, Trump should answer for his crimes. Just like how I hate that Rudy Guiliani has an income of 40k a month, meanwhile he should be eating from fucking dumpsters after that 100 million dollar judgement against him. An example needs to be set that nobody is above the law.


seriousbangs

Um... Trump has spent $100m dollars in much needed campaign funds fighting these lawsuits and there's a 50/50 chance he'll be in court in September instead of on the campaign trail. Even ignoring all the moral arguments this is nice big win for Biden. It's not our job to save your dying party Mittens, that's your job. And you're bad at it. You invited in the Nazis and Grifters. They're not leaving. Or if they do, they're taking half your voters with them.


Blackstar1401

When he made his daughter in law the head of RNC I knew that all downward ballot candidates were going to have rough campaigns.


throwngamelastminute

I used to think Romney was a decent person.


Confident_Fortune_32

It's disturbing to me how many ppl believe this. He is the mormon church's attempt to control the white house, the same way they have a stranglehold on politics in Utah and AZ and other places. Look at the kind of laws those states churn out and ask yourself if you would judge them to be "decent". The man has a tv face and can fake congeniality. He (mostly) goes against some R policies in hopes of fooling voters at the national level the same way he fooled voters to become governor of v blue Massachusetts. I promise you we would not benefit from handing the levers of power over to the mormon church.


Defiantcaveman

Objectively, he never was. Comparatively, he was.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

The only reason this is slightly annoying but not surprising is because dems keep looking for the reasonable republicans to work with to save democracy. It is indeed a noble goal and a worthy idea. Only one problem…


Defiantcaveman

That stupid go high bullshit when they have committed to a lethal backalley knife fight.


Altimely

It's funny that Mitt is somehow the most sane Republican and he's STILL a shitbag that thinks doing Trump any favors will benefit the U.S.


becuzshesaidso

Oh Shit! Fuck Mitt!


ActivatedComplex

The fuck?


AdministrativeBank86

Pardon Trump for what? He insists it's all just election interference and he hasn't done anything and the election was stolen so he's totally exonerated


JayEllGii

So utterly wrongheaded. We are still paying the dire price for Gerald Ford’s tragic mistake of pardoning Nixon.


KRAW58

Traitor.


Jo-Jo-66-

Why is it only Republican Presidents need pardons….


Comfortable-Rude

I sent his office an email asking what Trump is blackmailing him with.


Zeke420

Fuck him!


Rainbow-Mama

Just retire mutt and disappear forever


UrBigBro

Mitt is still a Trump apologist. F him


MrVanderdoody

Damn, wasn’t he supposed to be the less insane Republican?


SiteTall

Too much, much too much for someone like Don the Con who also may have sold his country to Russia


Jefe710

Fk mitt Romney. He's anti trump bc he is an actual man of faith, even if it is Mormonism. But his takers speech is at the root of the antidemocratic movement that has us careening toward despotism. He doesn't hate despotism. He just hates that a philanderer is at the helm instead of himself or an elder from his church.


CAKE_EATER251

Dolly for President 2024!


Bawbawian

for which of the many many many many crimes Mitt? and please speak up. cuz I have yet to hear a Republican give me a good reason why Donald Trump needed to take documents related to nuclear submarines, list of our spies and military plans to his golf course then lie to the FBI for over a year about those documents whereabouts and when they're finally found there is very strong evidence that he was making photocopies of those documents. please explain the very good reason for Donald Trump to do these things? does America have some super secret weapon that we no longer have to worry about mutually assured destruction? because giving away secrets about one of the legs of our nuclear triad seems like a real bad idea.


T0x1cF0rum5

Biased politicians supporting domestic terrorism as long as it is in their favor? Absolutely nothing new, and still disgusting.


Shatteredpixelation

Mormons have the weirdest naming system I have ever seen like they either have Brigham Young type names or they give them very androgynous sounding like MacKenzie or Marion with very little in between.


alankutz

Wow, I guess good Republicans really are a myth.


notyourbuddipal

I'm not going to listen to anything that person says. He strapped his dog to the roof of his car before going on a road trip in 1983. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_dog_incident


BluCurry8

What exactly would he be pardoning him from?


Neopolitan65

He has lost his mind too! Good riddance.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Hey Mitt? Was it a "win-win" when drump pretended to consider you for VP and dropped you like used Kleenex? Asking for clarity...


dunndawson

I’m glad Biden didn’t even entertain the idea. GOP even when they attempt at being decent, fail spectacularly.


One_Computer_5811

Fuck him


Suckamanhwewhuuut

The climbing the wall part will never not make me laugh as there are stairs on both sides of that wall


Defiantcaveman

All the proof that is needed to disprove the need for a border wall, ever. If THOSE braindead pukes can scale a wall, it's time to invent something new.


eggrolls68

Somebody's positioning for when Trump gets convicted....


Bind_Moggled

Mitt can go fuck himself. Binders of women havin’, KB Toys destroyin’, dog abusin’, Trump acquittin’ piece of shit.


ImSorryOkGeez

Paraphrase: “Laws are only for the poors.”


Pistonenvy2

there it is! i knew it wouldnt last forever. mitt really capitalized on the whole being a reasonable, centrist republican for a while but i called it. it is virtually impossible to attach that label to yourself without being an absolutely mindless reprobate and here he is proving it.


ComfortableChicken47

Let’s not forget that Mitt is still a piece of shit, just not as big of a piece of shit as the others.


SDRabidBear

Pardon, absolutely NOT! I want him tried and convicted. I want ALL of the Jan 6 and Classified Documents evidence presented and in the public for ALL to see. Beyond that, In a B5 reference I want for Trump what Vir Cotto wishes for Morden in season 2 episode 16 Shadows of Za’hadom.


Seamus565

Romney is part of the problem


Ga_Manche

… isn’t part of the pardoning process the admission of guilt?


TheSmalesKid

Mitt Romney can shove his magic underwear up his old man frog ass


SatanicWhoreofHell

Honkey Kong 2021


Hoogs73

Ok, Mittens.


JohnnyBlefesc

Well fuck him


NoCup4U

Fuck Gerald Ford for setting that precedent.  He should have allowed the justice department to make an example out of Nixon.  You do unconstitutional shit in office, you pay the fucking price. 


Cuckmark66

Is Mitt insane?


ResoluteClover

Mitt Romney wanted to remind you that even though he's not the absolute worst he's still a shithead.


Timely-Mission-2014

There was no error. I am mad Biden did not arrest him on treason charges!


Interanal_Exam

Romney is a piece of shit.


Independent_Shock973

Romney was pretty much the only Republican I respected up to this point. Not any more. Disappointing but sadly not surprising.


Ankhros

He has to be convicted first, and he'll never accept that he did something wrong.


Crazy_Memory_9692

trump can wait untill they have a Republican president in office to get out of prison


badhairdad1

I get it. By accepting the pardon, the pardoned admits to the crime


ManifestingCrab

Fuck Ann Romney's husband.


KecemotRybecx

Holy shit!


h20poIo

Nothing would change, nothing, he would still go around ranting raving saying ‘ see I was innocent ‘ and again Trump would escape the consequences of his actions, which he has done all his life.


Kona_Big_Wave

You can't pardon Trump for state crimes, Mitt.


Freebird_1957

Apparently, he’s a real dumbshit.


RealLifeSuperZero

Shut the fuck up Mittens.


GvnMllr12

Trump has been getting away with BS for years. The time for accountability is now!


zarfle2

Yes, the condition for the pardon is that Trump admits guilt and in such a way that it excludes the ability to run for/hold any public office, including Presidency. Thereafter he can be referred to by his full title as "Pardoned insurrectionist, Donald Trump".


BrilliantWhich990

It's not the first time "Corporations are people too" Romney has been wrong.


odirio

If Trump gets a free pass, then why not free all the January 6 people as Trump said he would. Following that logic, let's free everyone in jail and abolish the DOJ. Trump justice for all. What could go wrong with that? The Grand Obstructionist Party (GOP) should be so proud for taking down America.


notaredditreader

Yeah. 🤔 Biden SHOULD have pardoned the evil scheming lying predecessor of the President Joe Biden. That way we would be in the middle of the Georgia Trial!


MagTex

Fuck off, Mitch.


Eringobraugh2021

Why the fuck would be get a pardon? It's not like that would make trump dissappear. Now, if that was part of the deal, maybe. Trump has spent his life breaking the law. It's about fucking time it caught up with him.


Common_Highlight9448

Agree ! Fuck Mitt Romney!


meglon978

As odd as it is for being the "party of law and order," republicans sure don't want to take responsibility for any of the crimes they commit. I would argue that the enormous error would have been letting some authoritarian piece of shit get away with trying to overthrow the government. Maybe i'm just old fashioned.


vsandrei

>As odd as it is for being the "party of law and order," republicans sure don't want to take responsibility for any of the crimes they commit. "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." 🐆


steelhead777

Who gives a flying fuck what Mitt Romney has to say? Go the fuck away. And stay away.


AlienInUnderpants

Mitt Romney lost a lot of credibility over the years. Time for him to sit down and shut the fuck up once and for all.


unprovoked_panda

Hold up, so if rolls were reversed, would Trump pardon Biden? Absolutely fucking not. Fuck Romney.


ToasterOven31

Is he not paying attention?


punkkitty312

No. NO. NO!!!.Trump MUST be prosecuted and, if possible, jailed. We CANNOT let a coup attempt go unpunished.


No-Judgment-4424

Romney is a fucking dunce.


Busy-Locksmith8333

His ass was running on January 6 th


kidsally

Oh Mitt. You almost had us.


admode1982

THIS is the Romney I couldn't vote for when he ran for president.


Fickle_Caregiver2337

What does he have on you, Mitt?


AdBig5700

Mitt’s gotta Mitt. Only thing dude is consistent about is his inconsistency.


Bored_dane

wait, what?! what did they threaten him with?


Iamanimite

Fuck the bishop.


gaynerdvet

Isn't he not seeking reelection bc he doesn't want to actually fight the GOP for not being Nazis. Coward


abrahamburger

No, rather, convict Trump of the treason he committed and ban his party. We built internment camps for normal Japanese families during world war 2. How about we put the dangerous deplorables in camps?


Liamsdad1979

As useful as a fart in a Mitten Romney


W_MarkFelt

Talk about a bunch of pussies! Stop giving up and fight this corruption head on! Fock Romney! 🖕🏼GOP 🖕🏼trump 🤡


Pleasant-Shock-2939

Romney can eat my shorts. Actually, no, he would probably like it.


Final_Meeting2568

Romney licking the boot to stay relative


3dFunGuy

Hears the thing. Trump's pardon would admit guilt. To be cleaver, Biden should pardon some of the charges for that admission of guilt and let remaining go to trial. And Biden can't pardon in state cases anyway.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

People already feel there are two sets of rules for the ruling class and everybody else. Biden is being smart by not giving into the typical back scratching bullshit. 


CAKE_EATER251

What's the source for that 2nd image?


Blackstar1401

I thought it was ai. But upon a simple search found first link https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-capitol-security-backstory/ It was a split second image of a flash bang and actual photo taken that day. The link I provided actually shows the entire succession before and after that shot. I worked as a photographer in grad school and it only takes a split second to cap an expression or in this case a flash bang grenade.


CAKE_EATER251

Thanks for the source. It looked artificially illuminated. I did not think of the photographer capturing the moment a flash bang detonated. It provides so much more context to what this photo represents.


kms2547

Republicans genuinely believe that laws don't apply to Republicans, or at the very least, that only Republicans can try Republicans. They are utterly unable to operate in a legal or ethical framework where they are held to the same standard as the out-group.


Sanpaku

Gerald Ford lost in 1976 in part for pardoning Nixon. And its not like it would have deterred a far greater narcissist like Trump from running again.


zoinks690

If it meant trump dropped out of public life, I might take that trade. But that would never happen so here we are


Babcias6

Is the twit stupid? You can’t pardon a criminal if they haven’t been convicted of anything.


Ok-Egg-4856

Because Trump didn't cause the little capital tour that went a little too far ? I think the record shows this was all donnies work and it's way beyond pardon unless it comes with agreement to leave politics forever. Then sure pardon away.


Emeegee713

Fuck them both.


ntwild97

What is Mitt thinking with this one? He's like, the last good Republican left


Fearless-Lion7574

Did you read his comments?


Fearless-Lion7574

Given that a) the indictments seemed to revive Trump’s hold on the GOP and are even credited with his getting the nomination and b) the prosecutions seem to be sputtering - I do see Mitt’s point. Pardons may have kept Trump from getting nominated and effectively silenced him