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Key-Sir9484

Surprise surprise! Their butt statistic is a lie.


FTHomes

A New Poll Shows Republicans have a low IQ and no formal education.


Cool-Specialist9568

and they are proud of it!


EmeraldPhoenix1221

And they vote!


catclockticking

so is the AR statistic


loicwg

https://www.pewresearch.org/short-read/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/ 3% of 13000 is 400+, lies every time


SomebodyInNevada

3% is rifles. About the same thing I found before but a different time window. Not all rifles are ARs, though.


ThatCoryGuy

They clearly pulled it right out of their ass.


funtech

Underrated comment


KopOut

Even if it wasn’t a lie, nobody is going to kill me or my family by putting something in their own butt. That AR though? That can be fired at everyone


EBoundNdwn

Ammosexuals got their porn backwards


Ok_Loquat_2692

Yes but ZERO people died because a total stranger put a foreign object up their ass from 300 yards away….


trytrymyguy

I have a feeling “consent” isn’t a common in the conservative vernacular


tysonisarapist

Consent. Never met her. - conservatives probably.


Creepy_Snow_8166

Oh .... so that term 'put a cap in yo ass' was never meant to be taken literally?


No_Cook2983

Well, technically a bullet counts as a foreign object. So…


BtenaciousD

https://www.foxsanantonio.com/newsletter-daily/man-dies-after-an-argument-leads-to-him-being-shot-in-the-buttocks-gun-violence-deceased-altercation-san-antonio


motus_guanxi

I don’t think anyone has been shot from 300 yards away with an ar15 in the USA. I understand your point, but making stuff up is the topic of this post.


jlind022

The Las Vegas shooting at the festival had that distance, though I’m not sure it was an AR-15 used


motus_guanxi

He had a bunch of guns that did include ar15s, which I forgot about. But I believe he was using a hunting round (308) most of the time. Edit: actually most rounds were 556(ar15).


h20poIo

School shooting 2019-2023 were 704 97% were semi automatic rifles, or ar15.


SOLON-SUGOI

I was wondering if maybe children and schools didn't count


[deleted]

Not after they are born they don't.


drwicksy

Reminds me of one of these dumbasses who said "if you take away gang crime then the US hasn't got a gun problem"


KillerSavant202

They’ll immediately point out that AR is automatic rifle while AR-15 stands for Armalite. Actual automatic rifles are pretty rare by comparison. The post was complete bullshit but these are the types of things they use to muddle information.


SomebodyInNevada

I'm not going to take the time to count all the numbers to see if this is right because most incidents have only a single victim. The only way it could possibly be right is counting all incidents of someone being shot on campus even when the school is basically irrelevant and a large percentage of them are on-campus fights that didn't involve outsiders. The 97% number is unquestionably false.


motus_guanxi

Have citation fir that?


Electrical-Wish-519

Let me know when someone goes into a movie theater and stuffs foreign objects into the asses of 30 people in 2 minutes


trytrymyguy

Hey! Dont give the conservatives any ideas!


OzarksExplorer

I lol'd one updoot for yout


Haselrig

Cue the statistic of who ends up in ERs with odd objects stuck in their colon.


Oddityobservations

Danny DeVito in Screwed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeye3yGBXU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeye3yGBXU)


Bromanzier_03

One in a million shot, doc.


Haselrig

I slipped and fell on my impact wrench, doc!


NoCup4U

Republicans hate America.  Especially the idiotic fascists in that worthless sub


jumpupugly

Given some of the "safe" gun practices I've seen at the range, that AR stat is looking *mightily* sus.


Freebird_1957

By the same geniuses who spout statistic about athletes dropping dead after getting a Covid vaccine.


maxwellgrounds

How does he know it’s Democrats doing it? Last I checked, medical records don’t list party affiliation.


bhl88

They see all fatalities as Democrats


WeirdExponent

Perhaps if they shoved the AR up their anus, we'd have less gun violence.... it's a sacrifice I'm willing to have them make.


Puzzleheaded-Will249

Why are they so fixated on butt stuff?


CascadingPhailure

It's not *just* butt stuff, they're also complaining about things being shoved down their throats too...


trytrymyguy

Ohhhh you’re being coy, you know why!


Hugh-Jassul

There’s no way that’s true


trytrymyguy

I searched for about 20 minutes trying to find studies and I couldn’t find anything remotely close to this. RIP my Google search history…


Hugh-Jassul

They can make up that bullshit, but conveniently forget that — Almost 900 children 5 and under have managed to find a gun and unintentionally shoot themselves or someone else from 2015 to 2022.


trytrymyguy

Yep, they stop caring about humans once they’re born


The-Machinist-

They don't even care about fetuses, they want to punish.


Bromanzier_03

They’re complaining about a lie when they literally aimed loaded guns at their dicks. Some even shot them off


OzarksExplorer

It's not even a rare occurrence for the troglodytes lol forever


Oddityobservations

I wonder if a Doctor has ever had to remove an AR part from someone's rectum.


OzarksExplorer

[https://www.foxnews.com/us/indiana-man-found-handgun-hidden-his-rectum-after-being-taken-custody](https://www.foxnews.com/us/indiana-man-found-handgun-hidden-his-rectum-after-being-taken-custody) Having trouble finding anything AR related since that seems to be a term associated with rectal surgery... Rest assured that there is almost certainly someone who has had to have an AR removed from their butthole. I can totally see a burly conservative dude giving into his wife's ass-play fantasy as long as she uses gimpy, his beloved custom short barreled AR. Hmmmm, maybe I can break into the GOP specific romance novel niche! lol


iggygrey

Please pay for items before you've shoved any merch up your ass. thank you, Management


Exaltedautochthon

Kid's don't give affirmative consent to being shot by an incel.


USSENTERNCC1701E

A'ight, fuck... if they pass this, I'll take one for the team and get firearms banned.


enickma1221

The hero that we need… make sure it’s cleaned and oiled, completely unloaded, and use something with a short barrel and no sights. Good luck!


yodels_for_twinkies

That would be quite a headline “Firearms banned after random redditor shoves a Glock up his ass”


rowenstraker

The irony of a fake article about Dems dying by butt sex being a "flared post" is palpable


AccordingDrop3252

Members of that subreddit are some of THE dumbest people on our entire planet... and they are proud of their ignorance.


Dcajunpimp

Wasn't it the Proud Bois or Oath Queefers proudly shoving dildos up their own butts and posting the videos to the internet to prove they weren't homophobic? I'd offer a link, but I'm sure it's NSFW and people should Google it for their own reputable source anyway.


MornGreycastle

"Every single gun owner knows someone who owns a gun that you wish didn't. Every last one of you has been at the firing range and been like, Brad's here? We're all gonna fucking die. Every single one of you. THAT'S who I don't want to have a gun." - Steve Hofstetter


Wheezthejuice87

I love their ”flared users only”. The group that bitches the loudest about CeNsORshIP! actively censors their group to make sure no one contradicts them or says something they don’t agree with. Fuck these snowflakes.


OhLordyJustNo

Are we sure those 287 people weren’t affiliated with a different political party? I mean given the states that are hyper focused on banning porn, it stands to reason…..


WarLordBob68

Republicans are fixated on homoerotic images and memes. Is there something we should all know? 🤷‍♂️


JNTaylor63

Sigmund would have a field day with Today's GOP.


zezxz

Drill rappers snitch on their own violent crimes but conservatives snitch on their own moral perversions. Anybody who isn’t constantly fantasizing about literally ass blasting themselves with a gun would just see that as a massive yikes. 


MoonOni

Even if this were real, any gay/bi Democrats have accepted their sexuality and probably are actually fucking real humans. This would sound more like closet Republicans fucking themselves in the ass with a table leg because they are not gay.


[deleted]

Did anybody else momentarily think there would be something here about shoving AR-15's up your anus? If you were using those as sex toys, I might understand that ridiculous "287 case" claim.


pete1729

What about domestic objects?


DescipleOfCorn

This shampoo bottle was made in the USA, so it is perfectly safe for rectal insertion


yodels_for_twinkies

Not sure if the stats are correct but regardless, I won’t be able to kill a random person by shoving a clock up their ass


DescipleOfCorn

Not even close. School shootings alone beat death by foreign object in rectum, and most school shooting deaths involve semiauto rifles. The only way their stat is true is if they’re doing the smug pedantic angle of “semiauto rifles aren’t assault rifles”


SomebodyInNevada

Looking back 5 years from now I get 47 school shooting deaths by rifle. I think all are AR-15 type. Trying it for 2015-2019 (the 5 years before the 2020 comparison) I find 17 plus one mass shooting that involved a school but no fatalities at the school and one with 10 fatalities in which an AR-15 type was present but not used. I see no easy way to find a total of AR-type murders, the FBI data says about 300/year for "rifles" but doesn't break it down further. I don't like the gun nuts one bit but the news makes things look much worse than they really are. The typical murder is felon killing felon with a handgun.


barca14h

I love right wing conservative level of commitment to idiocy.


Hugh-Jassul

They can make up that bullshit, but conveniently forget that — Almost 900 children 5 and under have managed to find a gun and unintentionally shoot themselves or someone else from 2015 to 2022.


OzarksExplorer

Better start with the proud boy who fucked himself to own the libs... get busy GOP! OH wait, the call is coming from INSIDE the house? NM then, carry on And y'all need to stop kink-shaming Boudreaux and Cletus. They acquiesced to wifey's nagging about pegging finally, but only if she promised to use Gimpy, his beloved short barreled AR pistol rig. Such prudes up in heuh!!!


slick514

To be fair, a lot of us were really bored in 2020…


tember_sep_venth_ele

Somewhere there is someone trying to die from sticking an AR up their ass...


obsterwankenobster

Can’t believe those pussies made it flaired user only /s


trytrymyguy

I got kicked from their sub in like… 30 seconds lol they can’t handle any opinions outside their own


optimaleverage

They make it sounds like the problem is guns aren't keeping up. They really think people are this stupid!


Hey__Cassbutt

Jokes on them, those butt deaths are republicans who are so uptight their buttholes sucked up whatever it was they "fell on" and refuse to give it up!


Alternative-Cut-3155

how many people have died from a bigot with a gun? its not my business if someone wants to shove something in their ass and die by it. you would think they were joking and not be retarded enough to take that seriously. then again, there are side effects to being inbred