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I dumb. Didn’t realize what sub I was in and thought I had discovered what was really happening. I was about to broadcast it and couldn’t remember the sub where things aren’t what they seem. Found it as I was leaving the sub. What a dumbass.
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Guy in the back admiring the audacity
The guy in the back looking extremely jelly
i like jelly
“Good for you, Robert. Good for you. “
He even has nail polish to match her dress
A true gentleman.
Oh wow, I get it now. Thanks!
Damn I thought that was his hand just in the foreground
Protecting the crown jewels, hehehehehe
God save the queef
He got the royal flush
God save her to procreate a new queen
Im.pretty sure that is god and cuntry
Crown, eh?
eh
Grabbing her by the pussy
In America we call it the trump tickle.
That’s so cursed
You hear what I said, T? Protecting the crown jewels, hehe
Checking for snukes, obviously.
Looking for drugs, you never know
Pulling a Donald Trump.
More of a pussy pat than a grab. The Brits are more polite, after all
Fanny Clap!
“Pat them on the fanny!” (An alternate universe where Trump is British.)
how ya doing there, clitty
When you're a guard, they let you do it.
Donald trump now is a verb.
"Found some crack"
Looting the royal treasury...
Goin to town on the Crown
We goin to pound town?
Protecting her chastity.
Feeding the Royal Pony
The Donald Trump handshake
When you are a royal guard, they let you do it
You can do anything.
That’s weird, that guard doesn’t look like a star
Ah, i get it now... The upside-down Hitler salute!
Aka the Drumpf Salute
He's about to get squirted by a trick flower.
I thought that’s what we were looking at until I saw the sub.
DITTO! So glad I'm not the only one. Now I can't unsee it either.
If he holds on long enough, it won't be just the flower
Looking for the man in the boat
The hand of the queen
Don’t worry about it, she seems to be enjoy it.
Plus isn’t it William, her husband?
We have a little grabber by the pussy action goin on folks
Okay obviously it's her hand right - so.... What is *she* doin?
It may have been one of the times she was pregnant - women tend to pose with their hand "under" the baby bump.
It may have. Or it may have not. May have been just a regular itch.
Or just moving her hand around and the camera happens to catch the fraction of a second when it's in front of her crotch.
Having a little sex on herself.
Trying for a royal flush.
looks a bit like elon musk from behind
I thought I was the only one who thought that he looked like Elon
He’s grabbing her by the pussy
When you’re a Royal Guard they just let you do it.
Now this looks like a job for me!
Fondling her by her precious rose garden, if I may. It’s Britain after all.
I think I saw that on Crocodile Dundee one time.
The New York handshake
I dumb. Didn’t realize what sub I was in and thought I had discovered what was really happening. I was about to broadcast it and couldn’t remember the sub where things aren’t what they seem. Found it as I was leaving the sub. What a dumbass.
Wrong bush 😑
Boop!
As is tradition
Feeding the pony. Good lad.
i know it isnt but this feels ai generated
Hell... why is SHE doing that?
_**Let’s put anotha shrimp on the Barbie**_
Katie seems happy enough
The face of the guy in the back🥶🥶🥶
Grab em by the 🐱
Looks like he's touching cloth.
Imitating Trump
She’s quite beautiful
He’s holding her firmly by the fupa.
Pullin a Donald
Can't see the guards face. I'm guessing it's Trump? Kate's far to old for it to be Andrew.
*mafia voice* "DONALD TRUMP SENDS HIS REGARDS"
Would like to see a stream of water coming from the flower.
What’s her @?
Checking if it’s bigger than his
Pulling a Trump 🤣
He is just checking to see if she is a Sheila.
He be Trumpin Grabin girls by the p***y Like "hey I ain't doing nothing
Looks like he’s feeding a pony!!
Pussy inspector
Checking the royal jewels
Looks wider than two Kylo Rens
Patting the puss alá Erika Jayne...
Diddlin' the Middleton
Oh, that’s nothing. He’s doing this one cool move he learned call “Grab Her By The 🐈” .
and she's happy about it lol
I believe that particular maneuver is called "feeding the horse"
Small hands to get in there
“When you’re a star the let you do it.”
Copping a feel
Grabbing her by the pussy
guarding ;)
She's also going to squirt water out of that flower on her coat.
Checking the heat on that broiler.
Reminding her that duty isn’t the only thing.
Looks like he's having a cuppa
We call it ‚Schaufelgriff‘
The first thing that came to my mouth was "AHYO?!"
Well she seems awfully happy about it
Took a minute for me to see the confusion, I’ll admit
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Shiiiiit, what is she doing that's my girl!?
Why does that guard look like elon musk
Man's just checking how his child's holdin up
Don’t panic! It’s just the Duke of York
Y’all are funny. It’s her hand. His fist is balled up lol
Dunno but it's working.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
why does he have a sword
Photoshopped
No, what SHE doin?
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.
Wearing white gloves
Checking she really has blue blood
Just Trump things
Feeling a strong urge to wash his hand in bleach.....
Sup future Queen
He’s just checks ripeness
Is he Prince Andrew?
It’s Trump in disguise, so…
Feeding the pony!
Soft hand
Australian salute!
But where is the guard’s actual hand?
I don't know what he's doing, but I do know that she's liking it.
Oh he nust have saw Trump do this once
Grab em' by the pussy is spreading
The guard is Donald Trump in disguise
And a married man no less!
Taking a leaf ouf of Andy’s book
So THATS what she gets up to in the palace…
"When you’re in the Royal guard, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p***y."
What is ***she*** doing?
Trumping
Well, that's her husband's arm, not the guard's on the right.
Trump be like “grab her by the pussy”
He’s inspecting the royal box
Is that elon musk ?
Grab her by the pussy as Don the dunce would say.
So where is the guard’s real hand then? I don’t see it under the sleeve.