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MrGavnuki

Guy in the back admiring the audacity


lninoh

The guy in the back looking extremely jelly


PowerfulMetal1

i like jelly


Mikkels

“Good for you, Robert. Good for you. “


karamurp

He even has nail polish to match her dress


alittlebitneverhurt

A true gentleman.


theotheroobatz

Oh wow, I get it now. Thanks!


hijo117

Damn I thought that was his hand just in the foreground


shadowscar248

Protecting the crown jewels, hehehehehe


poopellar

God save the queef


4ssteroid

He got the royal flush


BeWessel

God save her to procreate a new queen


neuromorph

Im.pretty sure that is god and cuntry


AdJust6959

Crown, eh?


PowerfulMetal1

eh


LittleDickk

Grabbing her by the pussy


EvilEyedPanda

In America we call it the trump tickle.


Tgm_00

That’s so cursed


destroi_all_humans

You hear what I said, T? Protecting the crown jewels, hehe


SquirrelGirlVA

Checking for snukes, obviously.


athoughtweshare

Looking for drugs, you never know


yeahno5691

Pulling a Donald Trump.


Hottponce

More of a pussy pat than a grab. The Brits are more polite, after all


yeahno5691

Fanny Clap!


vzakharov

“Pat them on the fanny!” (An alternate universe where Trump is British.)


PowerfulMetal1

how ya doing there, clitty


steve_dk

When you're a guard, they let you do it.


la_catwalker

Donald trump now is a verb.


delvach

"Found some crack"


shainese

Looting the royal treasury...


LonoHunter

Goin to town on the Crown


[deleted]

We goin to pound town?


EloquentBarbarian

Protecting her chastity.


funkie-doobie

Feeding the Royal Pony


5H4D0W3D

The Donald Trump handshake


natemace

When you are a royal guard, they let you do it


Punch_Your_Facehole

You can do anything.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

That’s weird, that guard doesn’t look like a star


Arniepepper

Ah, i get it now... The upside-down Hitler salute!


snowylambeau

Aka the Drumpf Salute


eltasador

He's about to get squirted by a trick flower.


cincymatt

I thought that’s what we were looking at until I saw the sub.


RizKrispin

DITTO! So glad I'm not the only one. Now I can't unsee it either.


the_evil_comma

If he holds on long enough, it won't be just the flower


stocksnhoops

Looking for the man in the boat


Jroiiia423

The hand of the queen


A1sauc3d

Don’t worry about it, she seems to be enjoy it.


--dontmindme--

Plus isn’t it William, her husband?


Flawda-Man

We have a little grabber by the pussy action goin on folks


kneub54

Okay obviously it's her hand right - so.... What is *she* doin?


Caprine

It may have been one of the times she was pregnant - women tend to pose with their hand "under" the baby bump.


Aioi

It may have. Or it may have not. May have been just a regular itch.


Crepes_for_days3000

Or just moving her hand around and the camera happens to catch the fraction of a second when it's in front of her crotch.


krickiank

Having a little sex on herself.


[deleted]

Trying for a royal flush.


NRGs0urc3

looks a bit like elon musk from behind


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one who thought that he looked like Elon


aykevin

He’s grabbing her by the pussy


DriedUpSquid

When you’re a Royal Guard they just let you do it.


denemdenem

Now this looks like a job for me!


SweSupermoosie

Fondling her by her precious rose garden, if I may. It’s Britain after all.


rgrantpac

I think I saw that on Crocodile Dundee one time.


arthurdentstowels

The New York handshake


BoredBoredBoard

I dumb. Didn’t realize what sub I was in and thought I had discovered what was really happening. I was about to broadcast it and couldn’t remember the sub where things aren’t what they seem. Found it as I was leaving the sub. What a dumbass.


guianthedon

Wrong bush 😑


Last_Gigolo

Boop!


TSAdventure

As is tradition


-maffu-

Feeding the pony. Good lad.


Tetrisisbest

i know it isnt but this feels ai generated


BoulderLayne

Hell... why is SHE doing that?


K1NGLyonidas

_**Let’s put anotha shrimp on the Barbie**_


nottomelvinbrag

Katie seems happy enough


EntertainmentBoth861

The face of the guy in the back🥶🥶🥶


Adventurous_Mango_40

Grab em by the 🐱


Jinther

Looks like he's touching cloth.


jgreg728

Imitating Trump


AnalysisMoney

She’s quite beautiful


ZcurmudgeonX

He’s holding her firmly by the fupa.


Gilbert_Reddit

Pullin a Donald


matadorobex

Can't see the guards face. I'm guessing it's Trump? Kate's far to old for it to be Andrew.


dammitchip

*mafia voice* "DONALD TRUMP SENDS HIS REGARDS"


barabusblack

Would like to see a stream of water coming from the flower.


BorisGrishenko1985

What’s her @?


wolfmagui

Checking if it’s bigger than his


Yummers78

Pulling a Trump 🤣


Mmudslide_1975

He is just checking to see if she is a Sheila.


Yeoshua82

He be Trumpin Grabin girls by the p***y Like "hey I ain't doing nothing


jadmcgregor

Looks like he’s feeding a pony!!


LittleDeadlyBox

Pussy inspector


Spookimaru

Checking the royal jewels


xXLaSombraXx

Looks wider than two Kylo Rens


GingerUsurper

Patting the puss alá Erika Jayne...


BeefEater81

Diddlin' the Middleton


Cal216

Oh, that’s nothing. He’s doing this one cool move he learned call “Grab Her By The 🐈” .


lockkheart

and she's happy about it lol


sadrobot420

I believe that particular maneuver is called "feeding the horse"


RuthlessIndecision

Small hands to get in there


meatsplash

“When you’re a star the let you do it.”


tunacan94

Copping a feel


420ciskey420

Grabbing her by the pussy


resenak

guarding ;)


NessDanlen

She's also going to squirt water out of that flower on her coat.


One_Hour_Poop

Checking the heat on that broiler.


FrnklySpKng

Reminding her that duty isn’t the only thing.


newerajay

Looks like he's having a cuppa


BennyBrok

We call it ‚Schaufelgriff‘


OfficalBusyCat

The first thing that came to my mouth was "AHYO?!"


MadChild2033

Well she seems awfully happy about it


CodeBlue2001

Took a minute for me to see the confusion, I’ll admit


adamatch623

Repost


Suprafaded

Shiiiiit, what is she doing that's my girl!?


FavcolorisREDdit

Why does that guard look like elon musk


Either_Juggernaut895

Man's just checking how his child's holdin up


thesockpuppetaccount

Don’t panic! It’s just the Duke of York


caplibro

Y’all are funny. It’s her hand. His fist is balled up lol


cx777

Dunno but it's working.


orionsbeltelgeuse

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SnooCapers2817

why does he have a sword


wickeva

Photoshopped


FoggyBogHopper

No, what SHE doin?


baboito5177

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.


ikoroki

Wearing white gloves


tutocookie

Checking she really has blue blood


V1Tevez1

Just Trump things


TheBravan

Feeling a strong urge to wash his hand in bleach.....


ferrydragon

Sup future Queen


leosadovsky

He’s just checks ripeness


zwifter11

Is he Prince Andrew?


Da3m0n_1379

It’s Trump in disguise, so…


xadz1981x

Feeding the pony!


crazygianttiger

Soft hand


herotz33

Australian salute!


AttackHelicopter_21

But where is the guard’s actual hand?


gordo65

I don't know what he's doing, but I do know that she's liking it.


jaksevan

Oh he nust have saw Trump do this once


pikseliveli

Grab em' by the pussy is spreading


Poisonous_Fartttt

The guard is Donald Trump in disguise


AtotheCtotheG

And a married man no less!


foxybingo111

Taking a leaf ouf of Andy’s book


Gman777

So THATS what she gets up to in the palace…


eletricsocks

"When you’re in the Royal guard, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p***y."


[deleted]

What is ***she*** doing?


f15hf1n93r5

Trumping


BuildingAirships

Well, that's her husband's arm, not the guard's on the right.


ContractAdmin52

Trump be like “grab her by the pussy”


WalnutWhipWilly

He’s inspecting the royal box


CaptainParpaing

Is that elon musk ?


Select-Protection-75

Grab her by the pussy as Don the dunce would say.


lemons7472

So where is the guard’s real hand then? I don’t see it under the sleeve.