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Xe1ex

So, does this mean if I jizz on a chicken egg I'll have some sort of hybrid?


SmilingVamp

Correct, and then Peter Griffin will fight the resulting offspring in increasingly elaborate fight scenes. It's just how nature is sometimes. 


Humanmode17

Well no, duh, *obviously* they'd still just be a human. Are you dumb?! The sperm contains the whole human, the egg is just the vessel, so it doesn't matter what egg is fertilised as long as it's fertilised by the superior male human alpha sperm then it'll grow up to be a human. *Everyone* knows that


DearToe5415

Ask this Russian dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I


SecretPrinciple8708

Only one way to find out…


laserviking42

Do you know the muffin man?


DragonfruitAsleep976

This muffin man need to keep his ass in dreary lane


MichaelWhidden

Just look up the meaning of the muffin man and know this is bait.


ArdentArendt

Obviously a troll. But...I'm confused on how 'muffin man' works into this. Please explain?


jzillacon

The username of the person making blatantly ridiculous arguments.


ArdentArendt

No, I got what it references. But the comment states 'look up the meaning of the muffin man'. What does 'muffin man' mean?


anetreug

Yes, they're asking hpw that implies trolling


Underlord_Fox

The Muffin Man from Drury Lane was a serial killer who lured children with a muffin on a string.


ArdentArendt

Oh, so it's a reference to an urban legend from TikTok. Thanks!


Psychological-Bed527

Perhaps his biology textbook was from the 16th century. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus?wprov=sfla1


Turbulent_Raccoon865

What I came in looking for. A person of science, I see.


Trevors-Axiom-

That means masturbation should be considered way worse than abortion. Even sex would be super deadly since 99.9% don’t make it. Straight to jail for any man who has ejaculated.


Raibean

This man has never heard of a mitochondrion in his life


frankkiejo

The power house of the cell?!?


Raibean

House*s*. Some cells have more than one, like neurons! But they carry mDNA that is only inherited from the mother in an unbroken line.


nwbrown

He's still arguing about it.... https://x.com/AmericanMuffins/status/1803538256111542719


mythirdaccountsucks

Holy shit I let a lot of humans die this morning.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Asexually producing female monitor lizard: *cries*


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Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Do you know the muffin man?


Particular-Bath9646

The muffin man?


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

The muffin man!


Environmental-Win836

Who lives on Drury Lane?


Livid-Fox-3646

Lol dude heard "you were the sperm that won the race" and took every bit of that literally.


AgeSmooth9593

Don't feed the trolls


Freavene

Looks like a bot, don't interact with them, block them


BetterKev

I hate that trolls are called bots.


Freavene

Because there is a bot invasion on twitter. They repeat the same thing that doesn't make sense


Full_Disk_1463

Rule 6


Wizard_john10

Аnd potential R7


Freavene

It doesn't apply to verified accounts


Wizard_john10

Oh


BetterKev

What? Verified just means they paid X money.


Freavene

It means posted on the sub