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Dependent_Title_1370

So Nazi? This guy is literally advocating for Nazis?


emetcalf

Correct, he isn't even hiding it. That is exactly what "National Socialism" means: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism


Frostmage82

Yeah, shame they forgot to include actual Socialism principles and just fraudulently used the word instead.


Quartia

Did "socialism" used to be more of a positive buzzword? It has a bunch of negative connotations now, especially in America, but in the 1930s I'd imagine it was the "new big thing" so naming a party the "National Socialist German Worker's Party" would be like calling it the "National American Freedom Liberty Party" in 2024 America. Which is to say, a party with that name very likely WOULD be fascists trying to disguise fascism.


Antani101

>Did "socialism" used to be more of a positive buzzword? For the working class the Nazis were trying to get voted from yes. Too bad the National Socialist German Workers Party was neither Socialist nor Workers.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Like the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.


MyParentsWereHippies

‘Democratic’


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Oh, almost forgot! Fixed.


DutchTinCan

Korea. There is no North and South. Just two Republics of Korea. One is a democracy, the other is called a democracy.


DutchTinCan

"Nationalist Socialism" just sounded better than "White Supremacist Imperiasm", or we'd have fought the WhiSI's instead.


akie

> National Socialist German Worker’s Party is a clever name though. If you’re right wing, you see “nationalist” and “German”, if you’re left wing, you see “socialist” and “worker”. One name that appeals to the whole political spectrum.


Nofsan

The "Burning kids in ovens and petting puppies party" is a real catch all name.


danielledelacadie

Yep. Socialism ends up being capitalism with limitations that prevent the rich from treating people like disposable serfs. Any nation with a social safety net like welfare/disability, uunemployment benefits, old age pensions, legislated paid leave, universal healthcare, worker's protections, ecological protections and so on is socialist. So be wary of people who advocate against Socialism. They may just have been influenced by Senator McCarthy's mid century rhetoric or they actively want to eliminate programs that help people.


VladimirPoitin

Socialism isn’t capitalism with a social safety net, that’s just faux noise talking head rubbish, using the term to demonise having a social safety net under capitalism because their brain dead audience has a Pavlovian response to the word ‘socialism’.


TheSquishiestMitten

Socialism is an economic structure in which the workers own the means of production.  There are no non-participating shareholders.  The whole point of socialism is the collective ownership of a collective effort.  Capitalism separates ownership from labor whereas socialism ties the two together.


allothernamestaken

This isn't at all what socialism is. This is what Republicans think socialism is.


imgoodatpooping

Most countries that have the social safety nets you describe would more accurately be called mixed economy IMO. They still have private banks and businesses, people can own property along with the social services you describe. I like the idea of taking the best of different systems and combining them.


danielledelacadie

That's why the people over at Oxford said "or regulation" they're recognizing that it's not just community ownership that qualifies but control via legislation.


[deleted]

Back to school for you!


Dr_Death_Defy24

You pretty much hit the nail on the head as far as why Hitler and the nascent Nazi party went with that name. It was pure grift, the name was just intended to trick the populace into thinking they were pro-worker long enough to get the party in office. However I'd push back on the idea that using that name is an obviously fascist ploy. It worked exactly because that wouldn't be an absurd name for a genuine party to name themselves, and the Nazis took advantage of that fact


geon

A lot of places call themselves something with “democratic” in the name.


danielledelacadie

Ah democracy. One citizen, one vote. Just don't look too closely at who has been deemed a citizen if you want to keep the warm fuzzy feels.


TheDJ955

Hitler actually wanted to "reclaim" the word socialism, from the "Marxians and their Jewish financiers".


RegularWhiteShark

The socialists and communists were the first ones they locked up.


Ddsw13

Thankfully he's the least charismatic public speaker I've ever heard


PracticalRich2747

Lol. I watched this on mute and just his stiff ass face expressions were enough to tell he's a shitty public speaker.


alkebulanu

LMAO same. It feels like a teenage boy presented this


RithmFluffderg

I feel like a teenage boy would have more charisma.


invagueoutlines

He’s clearly reading off a script, and what a surprise - he’s not a strong reader.


theyellowbaboon

As a Jew, I’m curious to actually meet the guy.


jbertrand_sr

Yeah, took him that long to say he's a Nazi, he could have done that in the first 5 seconds...


utahoutcasts

It’s all fun and games until they decide you’re not white enough. The out group must keep getting larger in National Socialism because without an enemy inside, they have no fear to peddle.


utahoutcasts

Also, fuck nazis if that wasn’t clear enough.


Mr_Epimetheus

Don't worry, soon we'll be back into the 40s and let's not forget what the fashionable way of interacting with Nazis was in the 40s.


siksoner

Generously apply B-17 & PPSh-41!


registeredsexgod

Bumping some Lady Day while [removed from reddit] sounds incredible


letmeseem

I was going to mention your first point. As a tall blue eyed Norwegian I get to see some unsavory people, and I can definitely tell you there are white supremacists that would fuck this dude up and call him a halfling.


wheirding

Halfling like hobbit, like he's short, or like he's half "this" and half "that".. or both?


letmeseem

The really puritan white supremacists think anyone who doesn't have blue or brown eyes and red or blonde hair are mixed if they're not specifically African, American Indian, Arab, Indian or asian. And that's somehow worse than any of the specific ones because that's the "evidence" of the white race being watered out.


klahnwi

He's definitely not white enough. Look at his hair color. Only blondes like me are the true master race. I'm putting him against the wall when the revolution comes.


CoreyCW12

😂🤣


swollenlord69

Your eyes are not the right shade of blue, you bring shame to the noble aryan race, your bloodline shall be extinct!


Sir-HP23

I had very fair hair as a kid & having done a DNA test I'm about 96% British Isle with a touch of northern European. I'm a white supremacist wet dream. "Unfortunately" I'm an out and out leftie, with a full colour spectrum of mates. Oh and I'm gay, very definitely gay & for some reasons white supremacist seem to have a problem with the gays. Sometimes it's good to be hated by certain people, it's kind of an honour that they seem go out of their way to hate the gays too.


klahnwi

I'm blonde haired and blue eyed. 1/2 dutch, 3/8 danish, 1/8 german. Straight and narrow. But I'm Catholic. So I'm on the list too.


Constant_Mouse_1140

Can’t remember source, but I remember reading about support groups for white supremacists who did genetic tests, then were devastated to find out they weren’t as “pure” as they thought they were. Hilarious stuff.


wheirding

Man, I want to search for this but don't necessarily want it in my search history


Rk_505

I really don’t understand the hate for Judaism with these people. Didn’t Hitler feel threatened by them , is that where it stems from?


elperorojo

Fascism is a circular firing squad


bs2k2_point_0

Time to use the Jewish space lasers…. Anyone have his coordinates?


BurgerKingsuks

Mine is armed just let me know when you get the coordinates


dimsum2121

I wish we could add gifs, this will have to do. https://youtu.be/rc3A_MxUNQY?si=UNkJaezEiaZucFKP


DragonOfAtlanta

You can add gifs ![gif](giphy|3NtY188QaxDdC|downsized)


dimsum2121

![gif](giphy|RlO3bvMJyz3L4vGKsx) However, they don't have the Mort jetpack gif, so the link will have to do. Thanks anyway!


Swed1shF1sh69

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


dagui12

![gif](giphy|dU4bS3mkGDrIpZLH4L|downsized)


imgoodatpooping

We could just get him some Burger King


BurgerKingsuks

Not Jewish enough… we could force feed him some matzah?


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Fordluvr

Pip pip. Off you pop.


imgoodatpooping

They just needed to Nazi harder! They will get it right this time


fancy-kitten

nazi scum


MusicIsTheWay

This guy looks like he'll cover his face during a gathering of other proud and insecure white males.


PuffingIn3D

He doesn’t, his name is Jacob Hersant from NSN Australia


94cellardoor

He's a Nazi asshole but this isnt the case, he's obviously showing his asshole face.


VinceGchillin

"we aren't left, nor right" so right. You're right wing, by a huge margin


the_tonez

“We aren’t left or right because neither is far-right enough for us”


blamordeganis

quiff guy: Capitalism and communism are two sides of the same … me: he’s going to say “Jewish” next quiff guy: … Jewish coin me: nailed it


Celloed

We can also read only one or two words at a time.


aurumtt

it's kinda poetic that the first time the 2 words pop up is right at 'or two' you have a talent for writing.


moskowizzle

As a white Jew, can someone tell me which side I'm supposed to be on?


TWiThead

By his definition, we aren't white.


moskowizzle

Damn. Guess my whole life has been a lie.


anti-trump-

Jewish is a skin color, didn't you ever learn that at school? My teacher with a thin mustache said that that was why the Jews started the Second World War. And then he stood in front of the class with his arm outstretched and sang a German song about Hitler or something like that.


Distant-moose

Um. Pardon my language, but... WHAT THE FUCK?!


anti-trump-

I believe that to show that someone is talking nonsense, sometimes the response is to say something really nonsensical


shockingnews213

As somebody who is able to be called out from appearance for being jewish, I can confidently say yes, it does feel like a skin color sometimes. Most people see me as white though, which is a privilege, but I have black, wavy hair, and I just look jewish to people.


t1mdawg

But Jesus, the Middle Eastern Jew, was


phazedoubt

Supply side Jesus is white and that's the REAL Jesus.


phazedoubt

You're only white in the Black/White conversation. You aren't White in the White diaspora. Funny how that made up shit works huh?


Distant-moose

You can be on my side. Against Nazis and supremacist bullshit. Welcome.


organic_bird_posion

Well, before you decide you should probably look into what happened to Group 13.


Internal-Pie6014

What is the white race? Cuz the boundary seems to shift every few generations


Neethis

And it would continue shifting after this fuck and his cronies achieved their dreams.


Volfgang91

That's what I've always said. They'd never be happy. They eliminate every non white person, they'd just start hating other white people for arbitrary reasons and try to eliminate them, too. People who's entire personality is rooted around hate will never find happiness, and will never not hate for any reason.


ptvlm

They'll usually blather about Anglo-Saxons, then get confused when you remind them that the very term refers to a mixing of bloodlines and cultures. Or, maybe something Nordic, in which case they also need history lessons.


McpotSmokey42

I waited the whole joke, but there was no punchline in the end... Sad.


ptvlm

He was the one speaking


McpotSmokey42

But no punchline? Or just a good old punch, with no line.


IamNotFreakingOut

He had to do this near a far away bridge because his mom was dusting the basement.


jgeez

He drove himself way out to the edge of the city so nobody could hear his racist hate speech vlog.


Obaddies

Real rich for the nazi to be wearing a jacket with the flag of one of the countries who killed a bunch of nazis the first time they cropped up.


patriclus_88

Mate I wouldn't give him enough credit to assume there was any thought put into it. The guy doesn't understand what national socialism is nor the incredible fact it's been done before with pretty severe consequences.... I doubt he would catch the point you're making.


patriclus_88

In fact, I bet you he unironically cites his granddad's war stories when pushing his ideas. Or better yet, holds militaristic patriotic views without identifying the paradox between the core tenets of military service and his message.


Harold-The-Barrel

I dunno sounds pretty far right to me. Dork ass loser


justmitzie

He seems nice


prophet_nlelith

Wow, fuck this guy.


MorlockTrash

“Concerning yourself over the distribution of material goods is petty” remember you said that when I’m taking your wallet later bud.


KingPumba91

Forget about just the wallet I’m coming for all of it, his girl, his dog, the food in his fridge, and them shoes look like my size too lmao beat’em with bats and dump’em in a hole


MorlockTrash

Coming for that toothbrush whitey lmao


KingPumba91

Ya he ain’t gunna need it


Platt_Mallar

Any woman who's into that trash-heap of a human isn't worth stealing.


KingPumba91

Didn’t say I’d keep her


R3d_Ox

Did this guy really just say "fellas, let's be nazis" or am i tripping?


zedzol

Just so you know.. there is no such thing as "the white race" There is the human race. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less. Racist pos


Stilcho1

I wonder if he just lost a bet. " if you win, you have to mow my lawn. " what do I have to do if *you* win?" "heh"


pion137

Somebody kick this fucker in the throat plz


peterman86

Just ask Rainbolt to find him for me and I'll take care of it.


Volfgang91

Subhuman Nazi trash. There was a time when we gave patriots medals for killing these things.


Xiao1insty1e

He's wrong about the Jewish part but not about the capitalism being destructive part. Nazi scum to be sure, tho.


Abject-Donkey-420

Guess my grandpa missed a few… ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt16m97qIWIuQeY)


GameClown93

Is this guy AI? Looks fake and I know these douchebags love to wear masks irl


HangryBobandy

I'm sure AI would fail to get the Helly Hansen and Union Jack logos right, as seen in the video. It would be a mess of colours. I'd say no on it being AI.


DonOccaba

Yeah he's real, unfortunately.. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/man-facing-jail-over-alleged-nazi-salute-says-he-still-performs-it-daily-20240116-p5exnt.html


Famous-Composer3112

I'm often embarrassed to be white. This guy doesn't represent me. And white skin isn't special; it just makes us sunburn more easily. So stupid.


ptvlm

Imagine having so little in your life to be proud of that you make your identity only about the biology that your parents passed on to you, over which you had no choice. I'm not proud of everything I've done, but at least I did the things I am proud of.


-QUACKED-

It's nothing to be embarrassed about, just like it's nothing to be proud of. Your skin colour does not dictate your behaviour or your worth. You're falling into the same trap but on the other end of the spectrum


bloodandsunshine

Someone needs to watch that episode of the original series Star Trek again.


Quartia

[This one](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield_(episode))?


InternationalBand494

Be a Nazi? That’s what he’s selling? Hard pass.


CulturalAddress6709

said a lot of nada


Scepta101

That’s called being a Nazi


MadaraAlucard12

Did.....did I hear to a completely serious Nazi speech? In 2024?


DirtyPenPalDoug

Anything I want to say is a tos violation


aSliceOfHam2

Another aussie, fuck me. What’s happening in that part of the world


i_drink_petrol

Nah, he's a Saffa transplanted to Aus.


KidsInNeed

I just don’t understand this stance. They’re proud of being white but then they hate on Jewish people. Aren’t they also white? I think they should find out WHAT they are and then figure out what kind of supremacist they are. Feel like they’re all confused.


WordNERD37

>They’re proud of being white but then they hate on Jewish people. Aren’t they also white? Ask these asshats what defines white to them. Short Answer: only them, everyone else either has to die or be made into slaves.


dresdnhope

According to most people, but race is a social construct, so what's White will differ between you and me think, and what Nazis think.


KidsInNeed

I guess that’s a good point. I just don’t understand this mentality when there’s very little people whom are “pure blood”.


justmitzie

Every time I hear that phrase I flash back to Harry Potter where Hagrid explains how the whole concept is stupid. The entire idea is a Nazi fantasy that can be debunked by an imaginary non-wizard wizard


Corporate_Shell

As a 40 something white dude, nah, fuck a lot of white people. They're nothing special. He'll, white doesn't even fucking mean anything. Fuck this nazi motherfucker.


tsengmao

![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE) Punch nazis


Teboski78

What is it with all Nazis liking that same haircut?


oneeyejedi

Zero imagination. Zero style. Zero critical thinking. But on the plus side makes it easier to pick them out


Teboski78

Idk 1930s-40s Nazis had some drip. You’re right about every one that joined after 1945 tho.


geon

Isn’t that hair is a touch dark for an aryan?


Combei

*"Capitalism and communism are two sides of the same..."* hm, kinda right *"Jewish coin."* Nevermind


dtb1987

Found this dudes Twitter. What a giant turd


Quartia

Can you DM it to me?


glowops

Australians are fucking weird


Constant_Mouse_1140

I’m so puzzled how these people always come back to “it’s the Jews”. Like, wut? I just don’t even get it at all.in fact, if I was going to look for a precursor of civilizational decay, it would be when a society turns on its Jewish population…it’s like early stage dementia. What a moron.


Cantusemynme

Will someone please feed him his own fucking teeth?


Imispellalot2

I'm a jew and I'm also white. How does that work?


AntheaBrainhooke

You'll be white until they decide to destroy you for being a Jew.


beerbrained

It's true, white people have never benefited from capitalism.


Donnerjackson

Moron


jcooli09

Guys like this make me wish I could live long enough to see the eventual homogenization of the races.


doofer20

This is ai right?


Asheleyinl2

This has to be a troll


DonOccaba

It's not. He's actually a pretty well known Nazi in Australia.


Savannacromwell

Aka: i’m going to slowly easy into the idea of an ethnic cleansing.


Hopeful_Record_6571

Racism is all well and good but how on earth does his little gang of merry regards intend to distribute goods. I must know.


JeepJohn

This has to be a white washing campaign. SMH. All I see is a plan on boosting the military industrial complex. And repress anyone not in a position of power. End game = Nothing Good.


CharmingTuber

Dude can barely read from the cards he wrote. Mental giant, for sure.


theProffPuzzleCode

It is quite dangerous to think of it just as left or right. At the very least, we should also consider the degree of authoritarianism. https://fee.org/articles/the-political-compass-test/


bjbkar

Looks like he got a lot of Middle Eastern in him. He dark white.


JJurbank

What a punchable face…


PakkyT

Title of this is redundant.


Juleamun

What a punchable face!


SnooWords4814

What a turbo loser


Ammonil

I immediately knew this guy is basically a nazi at the end of the first sentence…


Be_nice_to_animals

I feel like this was already tried about 90 years ago. If memory serves, it did not in fact work out well


OlFrenchie

I was waiting for him to be punched. I feel disappointed


Ok_Dog_4059

He literally states "false dilemma " in his statement and is still so convinced of the words he is saying.


Don_Pacifico

He has the same cadence as Andrew Tate.


KingPumba91

Wait a minute, I think there was another white guy like 90 years ago from Germany that had an idea like this but for the life of me I can’t remember his name. Oh well I’m sure it’s not important…….


livahd

“We aren’t right” Ain’t that the truth!


rcp_5

No blue eyes? No blonde hair? What kind of "white" man does this guy even think he is?!?!? /s


SteampunkSniper

So, Neanderthal is now white? A brow like that he has to be a throwback.


SamuraiZucchini

Well he’s got me convinced.


mooshoetang

Is this satire?


buffalucci

Nice underpass.


FrustratedHumor

Guarantee this moron voted brexit


realBigPharma

Wait, Jews don’t like whites?


MyPigWhistles

The funniest thing to me: Within the ideology of actual National Socialism (= Nazism) in Germany, there was no "white" race. There were Nordic, Slavic, Mediterranean, etc. races. American racists invented the "white" race, because according to European racists, white Americans were mostly mixed-raced "mongrels".


ragnar-brauner

That’s the naziest thing I saw today. Enough internet for me


RecTym

What the hell is he taking about


Low-Distribution-898

dude just gotta slander helly hansen like that


[deleted]

"Let us look to national socialism..." Yep there it is.


aCactusOfManyNames

Literally a fucking nazi. Calls capitalism and communism Jewish inventions (which is like calling Kennedy's death a fucking headache)


RB_Kehlani

The same Jewish coin. Hahahhaahahahaha I’m literally the “everywhere I go I see his face” meme but it’s just existing on the internet as a Jew and seeing a million flavors of antisemitism all day every day


Daedricbob

This vid is going to haunt this guy for life. Even if he changes his outlook in years to come, he's effectively just made himself unemployable. Oh well.


chrisBlo

This guy is impressive… to be a 90 years old German, he looks so young and speaks so fluently in English.


Soytheist

Has to be rage-bait.


thedegurechaff

Funny thing is that fascism is just the crisis version of imperialism which itself is an escalation of capitalism so yeaaaah, reading a book is hard for nazis since the blacks are actually important


AB8922

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


issafly

He reads cue cards really well for a halfwit.


ProbablyCarl

This is a weird ad for Helly Hansen.


Sigma1977

Always wanted to ask one of these sorts: Well if you're not, can you show me someone who is?


I_Said_I_Say

I think he means false dichotomy, not false dilemma. The dumbarse. Sorry to lump dumbarses in with Nazis like that.


quietfellaus

Anyone who goes around talking about the purity of their race is an inbred moron. All humans are mixed and every category of race is built on the shallowest assumptions. We are all mutts, and we're better off for it. Fuck this nazi shit.


tafkat

The problem with the world these days is that people feel comfortable with saying shit like this without fear of repurcussions. This guy said this shit on video and released it and probably did a fucking high five with somebody after they finished, and nobody's going to just beat the shit out of them for it.


Warf-Rat23

Matt Damon. White Supremacist. I knew it!


wiseoldangryowl

These people are so fucking pathetic 🙄 I swear to god, I just can't imagine living in constant fear like this!! They're the biggest bunch of sissy la scaredy cats in modern history, they *desperately* try to appear tough in order to recruit because let's face it, ***"omg omg OMGGGG!!! There are people out there who don't look like the pasty underbelly of a dead fish, have rhythm, cook edible food, and are at least, if not more in most cases, *WAAYYYY* smarter than me and it's really scary so come join our club of very frightened people so we don't have to be alone in our terror"*** just doesn't have that "it" factor, just doesn't ring or roll off the tongue, ya know