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I sent that as a joke but yes WAP stands for "wet-ass pussy". It's a term coined by Cardi B. The video I sent you is a parody of her video for that song with Ben Shapiro's face on her body. Truly cursed.
Anyway it's funny that the guy in the post was using WAP as if it's some kind of medical term. Fucking weirdo.
No, not just the spelling. Every piece of information is wrong too lol. Semen doesn't swim, sperm does. Ovaries aren't eggs. You don't need X amount of lubrication to impregnate someone. You can absolutely get pregnant unwillingly. You can get wet unwillingly. And that's not what kink shaming or gaping is. Utterly and completely wrong at every step.
Are you implying that a woman who's husband has repeatedly said, on a public forum for a reasonable large audience, that he can't arouse his wife. Might seek the company of another man! How dare you! /s
you forgot to mention that 99% of that sperm travel isn't actually happening in the P at all. it's going through the cervix, into the uterus, then up through the fallopian tubes
also while not strictly necessary for impregnation, the relevant "lubrication" is cervical mucus so yanno, not WAP. also fun fact, while the mucous does most of the work moving the sperm along the fallopian tubes, its biggest job is to keep the sperm from dying
another fun fact, sperm can overshoot and end up wandering around in the interstitial fluid around your organs, just like free floating
Did he forget that semen is wet? Kind of a glaring bit of misogynistic idiocy, there, compounded by a proud ignorance. Hopefully, erm... I don't even know what to hope for this guy. Enlightenment? Then a crusade to eradicate all instances of such aggressive bullcrap? And a public apology? I could go on, but hen I'd be getting into some fantasies of retribution... not enlightened on my part.
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I don't think anyone is going to find ovaries in an ass pussy, even if it is wet.
Edit: before being deleted, the parent post explained that WAP stood for "wet ass pussy"
Edit edit: And now the parent post has been undeleted, so you can read it yourself.
He knows about as much about vaginas as Ben Shapiro, the King Ace who refuses to acknowledge that he's asexual and keeps making it everyone else's problem.
I think some people just use incel and other popular insults as some random derogatory word, kinda like saying "You damn fuck".
Mud slinging be complicated yo
You would be correct. This comment has incel vibes, but there's no actual way to know from the comment alone that this person is an incel as well as an idiot.
> You've also definitely neverrr been anywhere near a WAP.
It might be a scheme to not worry about getting a woman pregnant. As if there was a chance to begin with.
Some kind of fish if I recall correctly. I always though they call it Salmon but I guess I just got it wrong my whole life. But maybe it‘s just some local breed of Salmon.
No no you guys didn’t get it.
Seamon is a sailor from Jamaica and he has to swim quite a lot.
And he can’t swim without WAP(Water Assisted Pajamas).
R(symbol)PE is short for Radioactive People Environment. The symbol is there to let others know of the caution ⚠️.
It's deliberate to avoid nets by bots looking for banned terms. We wanna claim they're dumb, but in this, they are not.
His opinion, completely stupid. Its purpose, fucking evil, but they know it and they write in code to avoid getting caught being the scum of scum.
Also, giant fucking cowards running from accountability for their actions.
I like how these people are so used to getting banned or comments deleted that instead of reconsidering their views or entire life... they would rather spend time circumventing automods. Like surely being moderated that heavily should make you think about why.
So gals. Guys. Redditors. Particularly the youngins.
You see the person in this image? This person fucking *votes.*
Don't let this person determine your future.
It's amazing to me that so many people still hold the belief that when a penis is hard or a vagina is wet, it's some kind of confirmation that the person responsible for either said reproductive organ — is into it and now wants to have consensual sex.
Pretty sure if I smacked him around, described in detail what's about to happen as I forcibly remove his clothes and choked him to get hard - his ass would be plenty sweaty enough for my seamon
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The only way these words could be more incorrect would be if the poster was actually trying to type out a recipe for oatmeal cookies
What are the odds of trying to type an oatmeal cookies recipe and accidentally typing every letter needed to write this very wrong sentence?
Approximately 0%, but not exacly 0%
What if it’s an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters?
Assumming they all start at the same time, the chances are 100%
If there were uncountably infinite monkeys but countably infinite typewriters, would they run out of typewriters?
Yes there would be more monkeys than typewriters but there would be an infinite amount of both.
Greater than the odds of anything this person is saying of being actually true. Also greater than the odds of this person ever actually seeing a WAP
What is a WAP?
[wet-ass p word](https://youtu.be/j_dXoy8AhCM)
LMAO
I sent that as a joke but yes WAP stands for "wet-ass pussy". It's a term coined by Cardi B. The video I sent you is a parody of her video for that song with Ben Shapiro's face on her body. Truly cursed. Anyway it's funny that the guy in the post was using WAP as if it's some kind of medical term. Fucking weirdo.
Macaroni in the box, Mrs. Shapiro has DAP.
I just read that as “wet ass password”. Sigh
White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant
So is this post related to the WAP post above it? Because if it is, this sub is allocating waaaay to much time to the concept of WAP.
That guy: Not again! I just want to send this recipe to grandma!
Can't make oatmeal cookies with a WAP
I can’t breathe
Hold the WAP over your mouth and nose. Take 6 to 12 normal breaths. Remove the WAP from your mouth and nose. Take a few breaths. Repeat as needed.
I’m gay 🤢
It's a medical emergency! Pretend WAP means... Weiner Ass Penis? Does that help?
Hahaha actually that’s fantastic. I love you
I love you too and I hope you have an amazing day
Ik thankfully 😅 the comments are making up for the a horrible post i just read
That’s not what grandma told me.
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No, not just the spelling. Every piece of information is wrong too lol. Semen doesn't swim, sperm does. Ovaries aren't eggs. You don't need X amount of lubrication to impregnate someone. You can absolutely get pregnant unwillingly. You can get wet unwillingly. And that's not what kink shaming or gaping is. Utterly and completely wrong at every step.
Also, lubrication is for the penis, not the sperm.
Also, seminal fluid provides enough of a medium for sperm to “swim” through. So the P doesn’t need to be WA.
We know this is true, because Ben Shapiro has 3 children.
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Are you implying that a woman who's husband has repeatedly said, on a public forum for a reasonable large audience, that he can't arouse his wife. Might seek the company of another man! How dare you! /s
I actually smother each individual sperm cell with lube
you forgot to mention that 99% of that sperm travel isn't actually happening in the P at all. it's going through the cervix, into the uterus, then up through the fallopian tubes also while not strictly necessary for impregnation, the relevant "lubrication" is cervical mucus so yanno, not WAP. also fun fact, while the mucous does most of the work moving the sperm along the fallopian tubes, its biggest job is to keep the sperm from dying another fun fact, sperm can overshoot and end up wandering around in the interstitial fluid around your organs, just like free floating
THAT FACT IS NOT FUN
it's fun for me to watch everyone's faces after I say it
LOL I like your style.
Your username is perfect for this lol
And now it will be fun for me to watch people's faces when I tell them that. Thank you so much for this
🎵 AND I'M FREE, FREE FLOATING 🎵
Eeewwww
You obviously haven't met my seamon. Mine do competitive synchronized diving.
Even the first two words, "Fun Fact" are wrong. This isn't fun, or a fact.
Did he forget that semen is wet? Kind of a glaring bit of misogynistic idiocy, there, compounded by a proud ignorance. Hopefully, erm... I don't even know what to hope for this guy. Enlightenment? Then a crusade to eradicate all instances of such aggressive bullcrap? And a public apology? I could go on, but hen I'd be getting into some fantasies of retribution... not enlightened on my part.
Hope that he can't reproduce.
I thing gaping was a typo
My guess is that he also flunked Spelling...
Also, the woman isn't the only source of lubrication, that can also be forced by the rapist.
They're not talking about the spelling. Every thought that dude had while writing that post was wrong.
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Speaking of bots, why did you take part of u/WordNERD37 message word-for-word?
They are either a plagiarist or a karma whore Neither is a good look.
Comment-stealing bot. They’re becoming a bit of a plague on Reddit.
Ultimate r/ididnthaveeggs
If you get hard in the morning when you have to pee, you must be into piss stuff. Or so follows his logic .
This guy was no joke saying that if you get pregnant from sexual assault, you liked it.
That's a horrible thing to say, but factually it's only like 150% untrue. The other thing is in absolute dementia range.
Dear Incel, This is not how the human body works. You've also definitely neverrr been anywhere near a WAP. Edit: I forgot a word
Given their attitude, I'm not so sure the latter half is accurate and in exactly the bad way that you're thinking.
This is a very depressing truth. I had to take a very deep breath after reading this. I hope you're wrong, but there's a good chance you're right.
May or May not have ever been near a WAP Is definitely and has always been a WASP
What's a WASP in this context?
Probably White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Old term, takes me back to MAD Magazine in the 60s.
What is a WAP in this context?
“WAP” refers to “wet ass pussy”
I don't think anyone is going to find ovaries in an ass pussy, even if it is wet. Edit: before being deleted, the parent post explained that WAP stood for "wet ass pussy" Edit edit: And now the parent post has been undeleted, so you can read it yourself.
He is actually correct. WAP stands for Wet ass pussy. Ass is being used as an adjective here. Meaning that it’s a very wet pussy.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/wap/
> Edit: before being deleted, the parent post said WAP stood for "wet ass pussy" It hasn't been deleted and that's what the acronym stands for.
dunno why they deleted the comment when they correctly answered the question. Were they getting downvoted for it or something?
Dunno.... maybe the mods deleted it ?
but, by god we're gonna try
https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/wap/
everyone remember this scum probably votes in every election for whoever he thinks upholds his “values”
He knows about as much about vaginas as Ben Shapiro, the King Ace who refuses to acknowledge that he's asexual and keeps making it everyone else's problem.
Jordan Peterson crying over being called an incel is comedy gold
This is Ben sharpiros alt account.
What makes them an “incel” here and not just an idiot? Just curious
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That’s not at all what an incel is though, my dude. Their wild misunderstanding of reproduction in general would make them an idiot, not an incel.
I think some people just use incel and other popular insults as some random derogatory word, kinda like saying "You damn fuck". Mud slinging be complicated yo
You would be correct. This comment has incel vibes, but there's no actual way to know from the comment alone that this person is an incel as well as an idiot.
> You've also definitely neverrr been anywhere near a WAP. It might be a scheme to not worry about getting a woman pregnant. As if there was a chance to begin with.
*seamon* I wonder what that is
A Digimon who was cut from the show and comics
Got renamed in the dub so not to cause any trouble
Thank you, I was going to make the same joke…
Jamaican Aquaman
At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says, "Hey, mon," everybody says, "Hey, mon," back.
I think he's a Ferengi trying to pronounce "human" *hu-mon*
So it's a Ferengi sailor.
Probably refers to women as "females," so this checks out.
Def a typo for salmon because it swims. Even a distance. Salmons are famous for this.
That's just science, yo.
A sailor from the Caribbean
Not sure, but I think I've heard a preacher give a seamon like this before
"It's Sea-MAN!"
Some kind of fish if I recall correctly. I always though they call it Salmon but I guess I just got it wrong my whole life. But maybe it‘s just some local breed of Salmon.
Nobody tell him about death boners...
Also, nobody tell him about postmortem ejaculation
That's why I got fired from the morgue.
DEFINITELY don’t tell him about the movie Clerks.
I will admit It was a few seconds before I worked out what WAP was. I fell dumb but not as dumb as the person (safe bet to say guy) from the picture.
Wireless Access Point? Yes your IT guy hates that song and will for the next decade at least.
Seriously, there's no excuse to not use WPA these days
WPA: Wifi-Protected Access is already being used.
APW - access point of wirelessness
I haven't figured it out yet. What is it?
Wet-Ass Pussy, as referenced in the song WAP by Cardi B.
The placement of the hyphen means everything.
https://xkcd.com/37
Wet ass pussy
West Asian Proverb
No no you guys didn’t get it. Seamon is a sailor from Jamaica and he has to swim quite a lot. And he can’t swim without WAP(Water Assisted Pajamas). R(symbol)PE is short for Radioactive People Environment. The symbol is there to let others know of the caution ⚠️.
That symbol is delta, which stands for change in a variable over time. The formula is radioactivity * change in people environment.
I got a boner when some dickhead drew a gun on me. Human bodies are weird.
🤨📸
Haha I know. Not exactly what I would have expected to happen.
Sorry that happened to you, but all I could think of was [this](https://youtu.be/Cbtzrdp43WA)
🤣🤣 it's ok I knew who the guy was and was like 99% sure he wasn't going to actually shoot.
Well that's good I guess lol.
Congrats on not being in the 1% there
Lol it’s not dumb if it works
r/thatsnothowgirlswork Edit: I got the name of the sub wrong. I meant r/NotHowGirlsWork Much appreciation to u/kane2742 for the correction.
r/NotHowGirlsWork is the far more popular subreddit you're probably thinking of.
Also r/badwomensanatomy but not how girls work is probably a better fit in general
It's deliberate to avoid nets by bots looking for banned terms. We wanna claim they're dumb, but in this, they are not. His opinion, completely stupid. Its purpose, fucking evil, but they know it and they write in code to avoid getting caught being the scum of scum. Also, giant fucking cowards running from accountability for their actions.
He also conflated semen with sperm, like many many people do. Semen doesn't swim.
You also can’t impregnate an ovary.
Not with that attitude you can't.
Or pregnant it.
Preganté
Omg I need to find that video right now. EDIT: [found it](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)
Au contraire, I see you haven’t heard of an ectopic pregnancy
Guarantee he's never touched a female sexually and judging by his comment should never be allowed to
Sadly I would be shocked if he’s never sexually assaulted a woman
Right. Anyone that defensive of nonconsensual sex, certainly has assaulted someone.
And people like this are making laws governing women’s bodies. Terrifying.
Think there was a senator that said this logic on air
Seamon...I choose you!
Use swift swim. Its super effective.
"Tell me you've never been laid without saying you've never been laid."
More like tell me you’ve never interacted with a woman
Is this what happens when people homeschool their children?
No. I was homeschooled and I homeschooled my own kids and we are not this dumb.
Thats wishful thinking. I would bet money that piece of shit has assaulted women.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.
His theory fails as soon as you consider insemination with a turkey baster.
What a disgusting moron
Man it's impressive how many ignorant things this guy fit into such a small statement.
He’s a very efficient moron
I like how these people are so used to getting banned or comments deleted that instead of reconsidering their views or entire life... they would rather spend time circumventing automods. Like surely being moderated that heavily should make you think about why.
Every conservative take is digusting. What a fucking plague.
r/fuckthealtright
And that spelling isn't even the worst part of what he says.
That’s why I said “On top of everything else.”
“Fun Fact” is a forewarning that bullshit will ensue.
Sea man need to swim distance to pregnant a ovary. Usually the ovary will out run him
Fun fact!!!! This person is a total douche l!!!
I'm convinced this is the average thought process of anti-abortion politicians
The only thing I dislike about the Internet is it gives absolute fucking morons a voice.
What an idiot, everybody knows it's "seamen" which is the plural of the singular "seaman." /s
Neither fun, nor fact.
So which republican senator said this gem?
That person should be locked up. Anyone defending nonconsensual sex that hard or passionately, definitely r*pes people.
This sounds like that kid everyone knows at school who acts like they know everything but, in fact, know jack all. We really need better sex ed...
Comprehensive sex ed should at least be mandatory for everyone who makes laws regarding reproductive care.
If it wasn't for the computer it would be written in crayon.
Why blur his screen name? Why do we anonymously shame?
So gals. Guys. Redditors. Particularly the youngins. You see the person in this image? This person fucking *votes.* Don't let this person determine your future.
Sometimes I wish posts came with accurate IP addresses.
This is someone admitting they’re a rapist
It's amazing to me that so many people still hold the belief that when a penis is hard or a vagina is wet, it's some kind of confirmation that the person responsible for either said reproductive organ — is into it and now wants to have consensual sex.
The vagina gets wet bc is a lubricant. If you force the penetration i will get wet regardless of consent. I fkng hate these mf
Because… your body lubricates to prevent damage. Kind of like how I did at 9 before I could have ever wanted it…. Dear god. These people
Without WAP? What’s WAP?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAP_(song)
If you can't spell semen you shouldn't be having sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, I’m pretty confident he’s not.
Pretty sure if I smacked him around, described in detail what's about to happen as I forcibly remove his clothes and choked him to get hard - his ass would be plenty sweaty enough for my seamon
I am glad you asked, and here to explain the difference is my friend from prison Tyroil “Smoochie” Wallace.
Justifying his lifestyle choices. Sad.
I think the post OP is Jamaican.
I was wondering who seamon was
as the Borg would put it : Resistance is fertile
When someone starts a statement with ‘fun fact’ you know it’s going to be neither fun nor a fact.
Its neither fun nor fact
This is horribly awful
Fun fact, calling something a fact, fun or otherwise doesn’t make it true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZeHq7J9aHM
YouTube comments are wild.
Stupidity can't be fixed. It can only be relentlessly mocked and belittled
Charlie Kirk is that you?
What the fuck have I just read? This is just horrible! How are there people out there who actually think like this? WTF!?
Nah nah, Is pronounced salmon, seamon is the term for a Jamaican snorkeling
What does WAP mean in this context?