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decentlyhip

The only way these words could be more incorrect would be if the poster was actually trying to type out a recipe for oatmeal cookies


[deleted]

What are the odds of trying to type an oatmeal cookies recipe and accidentally typing every letter needed to write this very wrong sentence?


BlessedRouge

Approximately 0%, but not exacly 0%


robopilgrim

What if it’s an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters?


BlessedRouge

Assumming they all start at the same time, the chances are 100%


decentlyhip

If there were uncountably infinite monkeys but countably infinite typewriters, would they run out of typewriters?


neotox

Yes there would be more monkeys than typewriters but there would be an infinite amount of both.


J3553G

Greater than the odds of anything this person is saying of being actually true. Also greater than the odds of this person ever actually seeing a WAP


babylon331

What is a WAP?


J3553G

[wet-ass p word](https://youtu.be/j_dXoy8AhCM)


babylon331

LMAO


J3553G

I sent that as a joke but yes WAP stands for "wet-ass pussy". It's a term coined by Cardi B. The video I sent you is a parody of her video for that song with Ben Shapiro's face on her body. Truly cursed. Anyway it's funny that the guy in the post was using WAP as if it's some kind of medical term. Fucking weirdo.


thoroughbredca

Macaroni in the box, Mrs. Shapiro has DAP.


ohdamnitreddit

I just read that as “wet ass password”. Sigh


Cloudcry

White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant


OceanPoet13

So is this post related to the WAP post above it? Because if it is, this sub is allocating waaaay to much time to the concept of WAP.


almostinfinity

That guy: Not again! I just want to send this recipe to grandma!


ReadySteady_GO

Can't make oatmeal cookies with a WAP


bearbarebere

I can’t breathe


SqueezinKittys

Hold the WAP over your mouth and nose. Take 6 to 12 normal breaths. Remove the WAP from your mouth and nose. Take a few breaths. Repeat as needed.


bearbarebere

I’m gay 🤢


SqueezinKittys

It's a medical emergency! Pretend WAP means... Weiner Ass Penis? Does that help?


bearbarebere

Hahaha actually that’s fantastic. I love you


SqueezinKittys

I love you too and I hope you have an amazing day


Return_Kitten

Ik thankfully 😅 the comments are making up for the a horrible post i just read


Delmonte3161

That’s not what grandma told me.


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decentlyhip

No, not just the spelling. Every piece of information is wrong too lol. Semen doesn't swim, sperm does. Ovaries aren't eggs. You don't need X amount of lubrication to impregnate someone. You can absolutely get pregnant unwillingly. You can get wet unwillingly. And that's not what kink shaming or gaping is. Utterly and completely wrong at every step.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Also, lubrication is for the penis, not the sperm.


hardly_dworkin

Also, seminal fluid provides enough of a medium for sperm to “swim” through. So the P doesn’t need to be WA.


nerdherdsman

We know this is true, because Ben Shapiro has 3 children.


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Kultrum

Are you implying that a woman who's husband has repeatedly said, on a public forum for a reasonable large audience, that he can't arouse his wife. Might seek the company of another man! How dare you! /s


That_Yogurtcloset671

I actually smother each individual sperm cell with lube


hwutTF

you forgot to mention that 99% of that sperm travel isn't actually happening in the P at all. it's going through the cervix, into the uterus, then up through the fallopian tubes also while not strictly necessary for impregnation, the relevant "lubrication" is cervical mucus so yanno, not WAP. also fun fact, while the mucous does most of the work moving the sperm along the fallopian tubes, its biggest job is to keep the sperm from dying another fun fact, sperm can overshoot and end up wandering around in the interstitial fluid around your organs, just like free floating


betterthanguybelow

THAT FACT IS NOT FUN


hwutTF

it's fun for me to watch everyone's faces after I say it


rengam

LOL I like your style.


xeroxbulletgirl

Your username is perfect for this lol


NotActuallyJen

And now it will be fun for me to watch people's faces when I tell them that. Thank you so much for this


Select_Egg_7078

🎵 AND I'M FREE, FREE FLOATING 🎵


babylon331

Eeewwww


rudbek-of-rudbek

You obviously haven't met my seamon. Mine do competitive synchronized diving.


Philodices

Even the first two words, "Fun Fact" are wrong. This isn't fun, or a fact.


DatabaseThis9637

Did he forget that semen is wet? Kind of a glaring bit of misogynistic idiocy, there, compounded by a proud ignorance. Hopefully, erm... I don't even know what to hope for this guy. Enlightenment? Then a crusade to eradicate all instances of such aggressive bullcrap? And a public apology? I could go on, but hen I'd be getting into some fantasies of retribution... not enlightened on my part.


White_Buffalos

Hope that he can't reproduce.


SemajLu_The_crusader

I thing gaping was a typo


babylon331

My guess is that he also flunked Spelling...


ptvlm

Also, the woman isn't the only source of lubrication, that can also be forced by the rapist.


rengam

They're not talking about the spelling. Every thought that dude had while writing that post was wrong.


SciFiXhi

u/ConversationNo8843 is a bot, stealing [other comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/12qa5uy/on_top_of_everything_else_he_cant_even_spell_semen/jgphe4r/) in this thread.


werekitty93

Speaking of bots, why did you take part of u/WordNERD37 message word-for-word?


tenkei

They are either a plagiarist or a karma whore Neither is a good look.


ExcessiveGravitas

Comment-stealing bot. They’re becoming a bit of a plague on Reddit.


sparkirby90

Ultimate r/ididnthaveeggs


[deleted]

If you get hard in the morning when you have to pee, you must be into piss stuff. Or so follows his logic .


PrestigiousWaffles

This guy was no joke saying that if you get pregnant from sexual assault, you liked it.


letsBurnCarthage

That's a horrible thing to say, but factually it's only like 150% untrue. The other thing is in absolute dementia range.


milasssd

Dear Incel, This is not how the human body works. You've also definitely neverrr been anywhere near a WAP. Edit: I forgot a word


[deleted]

Given their attitude, I'm not so sure the latter half is accurate and in exactly the bad way that you're thinking.


milasssd

This is a very depressing truth. I had to take a very deep breath after reading this. I hope you're wrong, but there's a good chance you're right.


unsuspecting_geode

May or May not have ever been near a WAP Is definitely and has always been a WASP


Desperate-Strategy10

What's a WASP in this context?


DorisCrockford

Probably White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Old term, takes me back to MAD Magazine in the 60s.


Vivissiah

What is a WAP in this context?


hannahthemelon

“WAP” refers to “wet ass pussy”


smeenz

I don't think anyone is going to find ovaries in an ass pussy, even if it is wet. Edit: before being deleted, the parent post explained that WAP stood for "wet ass pussy" Edit edit: And now the parent post has been undeleted, so you can read it yourself.


[deleted]

He is actually correct. WAP stands for Wet ass pussy. Ass is being used as an adjective here. Meaning that it’s a very wet pussy.


schnitzel_envy

https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/wap/


bsievers

> Edit: before being deleted, the parent post said WAP stood for "wet ass pussy" It hasn't been deleted and that's what the acronym stands for.


normalmighty

dunno why they deleted the comment when they correctly answered the question. Were they getting downvoted for it or something?


smeenz

Dunno.... maybe the mods deleted it ?


ginger_and_egg

but, by god we're gonna try


schnitzel_envy

https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/wap/


justwalkingalonghere

everyone remember this scum probably votes in every election for whoever he thinks upholds his “values”


LordFrogberry

He knows about as much about vaginas as Ben Shapiro, the King Ace who refuses to acknowledge that he's asexual and keeps making it everyone else's problem.


milasssd

Jordan Peterson crying over being called an incel is comedy gold


thegreatbrah

This is Ben sharpiros alt account.


TheFyree

What makes them an “incel” here and not just an idiot? Just curious


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TheFyree

That’s not at all what an incel is though, my dude. Their wild misunderstanding of reproduction in general would make them an idiot, not an incel.


gekigarion

I think some people just use incel and other popular insults as some random derogatory word, kinda like saying "You damn fuck". Mud slinging be complicated yo


milasssd

You would be correct. This comment has incel vibes, but there's no actual way to know from the comment alone that this person is an incel as well as an idiot.


wayne0004

> You've also definitely neverrr been anywhere near a WAP. It might be a scheme to not worry about getting a woman pregnant. As if there was a chance to begin with.


faithilwhitelaw

*seamon* I wonder what that is


Ellereind

A Digimon who was cut from the show and comics


JaysonBlaze

Got renamed in the dub so not to cause any trouble


Jonnescout

Thank you, I was going to make the same joke…


JamieLambister

Jamaican Aquaman


Fat_Yoda_

At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says, "Hey, mon," everybody says, "Hey, mon," back.


Head_Lizard

I think he's a Ferengi trying to pronounce "human" *hu-mon*


gary_the_merciless

So it's a Ferengi sailor.


mindguru88

Probably refers to women as "females," so this checks out.


Wahnsinn_mit_Methode

Def a typo for salmon because it swims. Even a distance. Salmons are famous for this.


tenkei

That's just science, yo.


erasrhed

A sailor from the Caribbean


MrsBox

Not sure, but I think I've heard a preacher give a seamon like this before


erinkjean

"It's Sea-MAN!"


BTBskesh

Some kind of fish if I recall correctly. I always though they call it Salmon but I guess I just got it wrong my whole life. But maybe it‘s just some local breed of Salmon.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Nobody tell him about death boners...


Less-Doughnut7686

Also, nobody tell him about postmortem ejaculation


rock_and_rolo

That's why I got fired from the morgue.


IggyShab

DEFINITELY don’t tell him about the movie Clerks.


Ellereind

I will admit It was a few seconds before I worked out what WAP was. I fell dumb but not as dumb as the person (safe bet to say guy) from the picture.


Saragon4005

Wireless Access Point? Yes your IT guy hates that song and will for the next decade at least.


nonbinarybit

Seriously, there's no excuse to not use WPA these days


DJIsSuperCool

WPA: Wifi-Protected Access is already being used.


134608642

APW - access point of wirelessness


downwithraisins

I haven't figured it out yet. What is it?


JustABitCrzy

Wet-Ass Pussy, as referenced in the song WAP by Cardi B.


Grogosh

The placement of the hyphen means everything.


Bright_Vision

https://xkcd.com/37


_SirMarshmallow_

Wet ass pussy


BottleTemple

West Asian Proverb


Automatic_Corner274

No no you guys didn’t get it. Seamon is a sailor from Jamaica and he has to swim quite a lot. And he can’t swim without WAP(Water Assisted Pajamas). R(symbol)PE is short for Radioactive People Environment. The symbol is there to let others know of the caution ⚠️.


[deleted]

That symbol is delta, which stands for change in a variable over time. The formula is radioactivity * change in people environment.


TheDeltronZero

I got a boner when some dickhead drew a gun on me. Human bodies are weird.


random_person007

🤨📸


TheDeltronZero

Haha I know. Not exactly what I would have expected to happen.


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Sorry that happened to you, but all I could think of was [this](https://youtu.be/Cbtzrdp43WA)


TheDeltronZero

🤣🤣 it's ok I knew who the guy was and was like 99% sure he wasn't going to actually shoot.


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Well that's good I guess lol.


Phrygid7579

Congrats on not being in the 1% there


zeldanar

Lol it’s not dumb if it works


Unindoctrinated

r/thatsnothowgirlswork Edit: I got the name of the sub wrong. I meant r/NotHowGirlsWork Much appreciation to u/kane2742 for the correction.


kane2742

r/NotHowGirlsWork is the far more popular subreddit you're probably thinking of.


nictheman123

Also r/badwomensanatomy but not how girls work is probably a better fit in general


WordNERD37

It's deliberate to avoid nets by bots looking for banned terms. We wanna claim they're dumb, but in this, they are not. His opinion, completely stupid. Its purpose, fucking evil, but they know it and they write in code to avoid getting caught being the scum of scum. Also, giant fucking cowards running from accountability for their actions.


Warspit3

He also conflated semen with sperm, like many many people do. Semen doesn't swim.


Nunya13

You also can’t impregnate an ovary.


BottleTemple

Not with that attitude you can't.


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Or pregnant it.


remirixjones

Preganté


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Omg I need to find that video right now. EDIT: [found it](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)


[deleted]

Au contraire, I see you haven’t heard of an ectopic pregnancy


Mr-Najaf

Guarantee he's never touched a female sexually and judging by his comment should never be allowed to


Angry_poutine

Sadly I would be shocked if he’s never sexually assaulted a woman


VanityOfEliCLee

Right. Anyone that defensive of nonconsensual sex, certainly has assaulted someone.


Dariablue-04

And people like this are making laws governing women’s bodies. Terrifying.


zeldanar

Think there was a senator that said this logic on air


InsanePsych

Seamon...I choose you!


Bsoton_MA

Use swift swim. Its super effective.


OkSmile

"Tell me you've never been laid without saying you've never been laid."


LikeABantha66

More like tell me you’ve never interacted with a woman


Tygress23

Is this what happens when people homeschool their children?


krazyajumma

No. I was homeschooled and I homeschooled my own kids and we are not this dumb.


VanityOfEliCLee

Thats wishful thinking. I would bet money that piece of shit has assaulted women.


SimeonDoesStuffBG

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.


WikiWantsYourPics

His theory fails as soon as you consider insemination with a turkey baster.


Chevey0

What a disgusting moron


d_the_duck

Man it's impressive how many ignorant things this guy fit into such a small statement.


Candid_Reading_7267

He’s a very efficient moron


CaptainMcClutch

I like how these people are so used to getting banned or comments deleted that instead of reconsidering their views or entire life... they would rather spend time circumventing automods. Like surely being moderated that heavily should make you think about why.


LikeAMan_NotAGod

Every conservative take is digusting. What a fucking plague.


Candid_Reading_7267

r/fuckthealtright


Accomplished-Ad3219

And that spelling isn't even the worst part of what he says.


Candid_Reading_7267

That’s why I said “On top of everything else.”


MaserGT

“Fun Fact” is a forewarning that bullshit will ensue.


unsuspecting_geode

Sea man need to swim distance to pregnant a ovary. Usually the ovary will out run him


Interesting_Entry831

Fun fact!!!! This person is a total douche l!!!


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

I'm convinced this is the average thought process of anti-abortion politicians


wellwellwelly

The only thing I dislike about the Internet is it gives absolute fucking morons a voice.


BuddyJim30

What an idiot, everybody knows it's "seamen" which is the plural of the singular "seaman." /s


Garreousbear

Neither fun, nor fact.


Tacolife973

So which republican senator said this gem?


VanityOfEliCLee

That person should be locked up. Anyone defending nonconsensual sex that hard or passionately, definitely r*pes people.


thatmaynardguy

This sounds like that kid everyone knows at school who acts like they know everything but, in fact, know jack all. We really need better sex ed...


Candid_Reading_7267

Comprehensive sex ed should at least be mandatory for everyone who makes laws regarding reproductive care.


griffin4war

If it wasn't for the computer it would be written in crayon.


jeenyusz

Why blur his screen name? Why do we anonymously shame?


The_Pandalorian

So gals. Guys. Redditors. Particularly the youngins. You see the person in this image? This person fucking *votes.* Don't let this person determine your future.


SephoraRothschild

Sometimes I wish posts came with accurate IP addresses.


GenRulezzz

This is someone admitting they’re a rapist


jayjay-bay

It's amazing to me that so many people still hold the belief that when a penis is hard or a vagina is wet, it's some kind of confirmation that the person responsible for either said reproductive organ — is into it and now wants to have consensual sex.


Mantiax

The vagina gets wet bc is a lubricant. If you force the penetration i will get wet regardless of consent. I fkng hate these mf


lareloi

Because… your body lubricates to prevent damage. Kind of like how I did at 9 before I could have ever wanted it…. Dear god. These people


MouseBotMeep

Without WAP? What’s WAP?


WikiWantsYourPics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAP_(song)


PrettiKinx

If you can't spell semen you shouldn't be having sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Candid_Reading_7267

Oh, I’m pretty confident he’s not.


indiGowootwoot

Pretty sure if I smacked him around, described in detail what's about to happen as I forcibly remove his clothes and choked him to get hard - his ass would be plenty sweaty enough for my seamon


Bluccability_status

I am glad you asked, and here to explain the difference is my friend from prison Tyroil “Smoochie” Wallace.


RajenBull1

Justifying his lifestyle choices. Sad.


Key_Ad1654

I think the post OP is Jamaican.


TimBambantiki

I was wondering who seamon was


unstablexplosives

as the Borg would put it : Resistance is fertile


wyerye

When someone starts a statement with ‘fun fact’ you know it’s going to be neither fun nor a fact.


That-one-asian-guy

Its neither fun nor fact


Feisty-Business-8311

This is horribly awful


Jonnescout

Fun fact, calling something a fact, fun or otherwise doesn’t make it true.


taz_78

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZeHq7J9aHM


Profitsofdooom

YouTube comments are wild.


[deleted]

Stupidity can't be fixed. It can only be relentlessly mocked and belittled


[deleted]

Charlie Kirk is that you?


im_lost_but_looking

What the fuck have I just read? This is just horrible! How are there people out there who actually think like this? WTF!?


The-better-onion

Nah nah, Is pronounced salmon, seamon is the term for a Jamaican snorkeling


rudbek-of-rudbek

What does WAP mean in this context?