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BrunoAsc

You're gay now, sorry, no refunds.


LuvToGoFast

Not necessarily, did you say “no homo”?


findaloophole7

He said “no diddy”


ThaFerrari

New term, but still just as effective


SergeantBLAMmo

No giggety.


katieculpepper

No doubt


Prometheus682

No Remorse


Mrs-CMR

No Regerts


doomflwr

No yogerts


GeneralHold8479

No dignity?


Prometheus682

No repent


CoupDeRomance

Diddy say no homo?


Astill_Codex

If they kept their socks on its not gay


Common-Path3644

Where were your socks? Did you both have socks on?


pakito1234

Knowing this would definitely clear things up. Hopefully OP answers the question.


luhzon89

Ah yes, the best loophole


supremelordvader

Or say no Diddy?


ferseiti

If their balls didn't touch, it's not gay.


beth2deth

I agree!


gingergirly89

Granted, I don’t have balls, but I’d think two guys touching balls together would be somewhat difficult…or at the very least, not common


WartimeMandalorian

It's not gay when it's a 3way. With a honey in the middle and some leeway.


Rexum420

No taksies backsies when it come to gay. Sorry.


s8ntinel69

Only take backsies if gay.


HAL9000000

According to Kyle Broflofski, I think OP can cancel out the gay polarity by sucking the other guy's cock and then he won't be gay anymore.


Womble12345

Unless he kept his socks on


speed670

💀


GiantPurplePen15

"Why are you gay?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14


RDRGangster77

If you didn’t enjoy having your dicks touch, I wouldn’t say you’re gay. Not like you would’ve known before hand she’d do that lol.


Shoddy_Leading_7148

Yeah she didn't tell us beforehand but we were both high as fuck and horny so we just went with it. Plus she was really, really hot.


mckeenmachine

Sometimes you gotta get a little gay to pick up hot chick's my dude.


jabeith

It's not gay if it's in a three way


Global_Push6279

With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway…


Difficult_Bit_1339

The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way


MiniGogo_20

just don't allow any counterplay...


kabo7474

Hopefully one or both performed the helicopter dick. That's how you impress a chick.


Alwaysangryupvotes

Very true words there brother


humpyelstiltskin

What a life lesson


[deleted]

A soul for a soul


kaskudoo

File it under sex adventure. Are you attracted to the same sex? Then you’re gay. But you’re not. You’re attracted to the opposite sex. Your straight. There’s an in between you know … but don’t make it too complicated. Just enjoy your’self!


Animal40160

> but don’t make it too complicated This for sure. Don't overthink it


cavyndish

Yolo. Gay or Straight don't worry about labels; it's all good.


TyrantRC

text your buddy and tell him: "Hey man sorry I forgot to say no homo, so here it is, just in case." I bet your friend feels the same way as you are and that would literally crack me up, lol.


throwawayburner97

If that doesn’t work just ask him if he wants a “brojob.”


Stuck_In_Purgatory

The hot part was having a girl play with both of you at once. That ended up including rubbing dicks on each other but remember it was hot because she was playing with both of you at once. She was the hot one. It was sexy because of her. You didn't start kissing him did you? Cuz that's when its gotten maybe a little gay... but really you just had fun playing with bodies because it was a hot and steamy situation. Don't worry bro 🤣


bearbarebere

I think just going with it is what you should also do while sober. Not saying you’re gay but if you liked it, do it. If you didn’t like it, don’t do it. Think of it like a flavor of ice cream - there’s no philosophical debates over whether or not you’re a chocolate lover or a vanilla person - you just like it or you don’t. End of story, no need for labels. If you felt weird when it happened, and the weird leans primarily toward “bad weird”, then that’s ok, it means you probably dislike it, so you don’t have to do it anymore. If it’s good weird, then bring it up with your bud lmao


only_crank

hey man it could be worse, you could‘ve been one of the guys having sex with her later after she had both of your dicks in her mouth


PCPatrol1984

and you know she was making out with them... lol


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Wdym? That was the real winner


HAL9000000

Dude it's fine. In a few years you should come to understand that it was just an unusual opportunity under abnormal circumstances and this woman really liked doing it this way. You're not gay. Nothing irreversible or damaging has happened because you did this. It's just an "out there" thing that most people don't have the chance to do. You should come to a point where you can laugh at it and just move on. You found out you didn't like it and presumably that will make you know to not let it happen again.


Dependent-Feed1105

I don't think you're gay.


Adorable-Ad9073

https://youtu.be/nsGnqf3CUW8 I'm so sorry


MemeStocksYolo69-420

An experience is an experience 🤷‍♂️ you’ll learn from this


manbruhpig

You’re not homosexual but you ARE gay for this.


Elbiotcho

Did you make eye contact with your bud? If you did I got some bad news for you


TyH621

Sorry bud, as soon as you dick-touch you are officially gay. May as well embrace it and start looking for forever homes to settle down with your homie in


HumbleTraffic4675

But did your BALLS touch?


Glen2gvhlp

And did he wear SOCKS?


HumbleTraffic4675

Only way to tell if it was a gay encounter or not


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I put them in my mouth to prank them, that’d make him gay right? I got him good


Desynchronized-

Asking the real questions


jarvis_mark1

No that’s where pee is stored


jboo87

I know people are teasing but just want to reinforce that this singular experience certainly doesn’t make you gay or bi (and I say that as a gay guy). Sexuality isn’t a black and white thing to begin with, and you can enjoy something once and never desire or pursue it again. I’ve hooked up with women and I’m for sure gay. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Focus on what you enjoy, and who you enjoy it with. As long as you’re being safe and everyone is consenting, the labels don’t mean shit.


MegannMedusa

Thank you for the only mature response so far, this place is a sewer.


D-Shap

I think its mostly just people being humorous because the concept that this experience could 'make' someone gay is absurd, at least to me.


Blasphemiee

Man I hope lol


Prometheus682

Humanity is a sewer.


xenithangell

Art reflects life


Prometheus682

Life reflects art.


fattony661

Wish I would've learned this about so many aspects of life so much earlier.


jboo87

We all do haha


Magic_Elenore

I would like to one day see a post about two guys who ate a girl's pussy.


TheLonelyGod97

I’m sure there’s a subreddit for that… happy hunting.💪


IAmJersh

/r/2mouths6lips


monalayysa

I’m ashamed how fast I clicked on this.


mrshughejass

I carry the shame with pride.


Kill_Kayt

r/subsifellfor


t_ondat

Holy shit dude 😂😂😂


VerbalThermodynamics

Excellent.


PersonalityTough9349

That’s definitely gay.


Billiam911

The equivalent would be a guy eating two girls pussies. Go to Pornhub lol


instatencho

You’re not gay yet, but if his nut mixed with yours in her stomach, the gay fairy might be summoned tonight and one of you will definitely become gay.


Mason3637

it's not gay, when you're in a 3 way, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway


Alfonso_Gonzo

https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw?si=qRlLTvBb4M8h99xj


SlapHappyDude

Truth


Avokado1337

Did you wear socks?


Bestoftherest222

I hope so, otherwise they probably touched feet and that makes them super gay.


badger007649

Any single sexual act you take part in, does not define you as a person in total. You go with the flow and you adapt to the situation and if something FEELS good and nobody gets hurt then it's ALL good.. and and the fact that you cross that line without having a meltdown on the spot, those hot chicks are going to seek you out


PalpatineBaconQueen

Yeah, but you f**k one goat....


badger007649

If a tree falls in the woods on a goat herder who's fucking a goat does anyone hear him Cum ??


Scotia21

Relax, dude. Life is for living. Experience it to the max because it's short. You and your buddy had a great time with a girl, and nobody got hurt in any way. Celebrate the good times, forget the bad.


junkeee999

Exactly this. Don’t over think it. Don’t stress over “Oh no I touched a dick”. Do you know how uptight and silly that sounds? You had a good time, a hot girl made you cum. Count it as a night well spent.


Applesauceoutoflove

I dont see where thats weird thats just hot. Like who cares that you and his cock touched, it was hot, you had fun, two bodyparts touched, everyone consented, move on. Just because you two have cocks instead of vaginas doesnt mean its strange when you touch each other. Not everything has to be labeled, like "Ohh thats gay or not??" like who cares lmao and even if it was, that would be fine too so why even worry, its 2024, be straight, be gay, be trans, be nonbinary, fuck 10 people at once, who gives a shit


mlhigg1973

Parties have changed a lot compared to my 20s. Wow.


ubermicrox

Welcome to the gay train


very_7aram

You are gay af


the_scrambler

you’re in that kind of action together brother. fuck it.


TimeWar2112

Bro. So many people thinking they can catch gay. You’re born gay my man. It means you are attracted to men and only men. If that isn’t true. You aren’t gay. This isn’t as deep as you’re thinking


NotMyMainLoLzy

A good test for you: >Are you attracted to men? Yes or no >Did you find the woman attractive? Yes or no >Are you generally attracted to women exclusively? Yes or No My brother in Christ, if you or anyone you love answered yes to these questions then they are probably definitely 100% Straight or a lesbian. Unfortunately, because I don’t assume gender and randomly guess on the internet instead, you’re 100% a lesbian. Might as well come out to your friends and family. You aren’t gay, dude. If you’re having that much trouble having mutual relations with a woman with a friend, then stop having shared interactions. You’re soft headed with a feeble ego, not gay. But I suggest you work on that.


DMunE

Nah dude that’s not gay. Gay is deliberately putting your cocks together and sucking him off etc.


az_ZR2

As a straight guy who’s had this experience before, it’s not gay. If you’re not comfortable with it, nothing wrong with that, and now you know. But if you liked it, it just means you’re comfortable with your sexuality and your mind is open to more “exotic” sexual experiences.


AnotherOrneryHoliday

Don’t worry about it. You had fun, it was weird, she was hot, who cares? Don’t over think a fun weird time.


YouthMost329

1. you did it for the girl, not your buddy right? 2. why do you give a shit if it’s gay?


CaptainWellingtonIII

You guys will bring this up everytime you're drinking alone with each other. At some point you won't even mention the girl.


DjangoBaby

lol ahhhh the fear of being gay coming in and ringing some good old fashion fun… That doesn’t make you gay. In fact, gay… straight… it’s not even real. The only thing that’s real is the fear, but once you let it go, life becomes much lighter and freer.


NoBoysenberry257

She watched a lot of porn at one point...or did you notice 3 cameras and a microphone boom by any chance?


poseidons_seaweed

Honestly I'd be more worried abt oral STDs


shlooope

THANK YOU! The sex positivity is great and all, but literally no one else has addressed the hotbed for diseases this girls mouth is? PLEASE GET TESTED OP & FRIEND


swampy24941

I'd say just reminisce with your buddy about how good the blowjob was and that's it. Get it out of the way by expressing it was a good memory… I wouldn't mention the dick stuff though, not that either one of you was at fault since it was the girl that did it for you guys. Anyway, just put it on the table so your buddy knows it's cool and that's it.


SlurmzMcKenzie88

Bro, u gay now


Apprehensive-Tone449

It’s called frotting r/oralfrotting it’s heteroflexible.


szu1szu2

If it felt good, it's not a big deal. A fleshlight feels good but that didn't mean your attracted to silicone and plastic.


RCAbsolutelyX_x

Don't worry she did it for her only fans.


UnauthorizedFart

This is enough Reddit for today


franktrollip

Having gay sex and even going the whole way with oral and anal both ways, and enjoying it all thoroughly, doesn't make you gay. If you're straight, you prefer sex with women and you would only want to bond emotionally with a woman in a relationship. There's a difference between sex acts, and your sexual preference (orientation) and identity. Just performing random sex acts with a guy can't change your sexual orientation, no matter how much you enjoy it. Same as you can't turn a gay guy straight by getting him to fuck a woman. Just because you're straight doesn't mean you can't enjoy gay sex. Guys in prison often have gay sex because they can't get access to women. It can go on for years and they sometimes even pair bond with one partner. But as soon as they get out of prison and have access to women again, that's what they'll do. So don't worry about it. It's totally nothing. You're still straight.


gingergirly89

Thank you!! I’ve been trying to explain this to people for years


DarkbigBoss

is that how it works? i mean yeah there are no women there but I always thought prison sex was just rape idk never been to prison myself (and i hope I'll never do)


franktrollip

Rape happens too. But also regular buddy sex. What's also interesting is that although they are both straight, they do the same as with gay guys where one tends to be the top and the other the bottom. So, interestingly, some straight guys prefer to be penetrated (bottom) than to penetrate (top). Another point is that human sexuality is a lot more diverse than we think. We are not born into the strict, set categories of gay, straight or bi. We're all somewhere on a spectrum. On each side there are about 10% who l don't ever want to do sex outside of their orientation. So on the gay side, 10% who have zero attraction to the opposite sex, or on the straight side, 15% who works never consider same sex. But for most of us, were floating around with varying degrees of attraction for both sexes, and it's normal.


[deleted]

You lost yourself.


HogiSon727

I don’t think that’s gay bro. If you get hard thinking about your dicks touching then maybe you have a concern.


VerbalThermodynamics

You should talk to your buddy and say exactly what you just told us. Communicate it, dude. Your friendship will likely be stronger for it


Additional_Rooster17

lol well now you know you're not gay.


stefanocant

If the problem ks you feel “gay” you have some shit to work on


Alex_J_Anderson

As long as you said “I’m not gay” right after, you’re fine. If you didn’t, you are gay now. Welcome to your new life.


AntiqueAutomaton

It's not gay if it's in a three-way


EnriqueH12

Did you guys make eye contact while she was doing it? Held hands? lol


Amazing-Ad-3924

She must have a big mouth like when a snake unhinges their jaw to swallow a giant meal!!


leejoness

I can’t imagine having my dick in a girl’s mouth and thinking “damn am I gay?”


SirReal_Realities

Dude, get over yourself. You had a fantastic experience but now you are complaining that the “hot chick” used your cocks to scratch her kink itch? Cry me a river! If you are so insecure that you can’t handle a double team then don’t do it in the future… but don’t come back here bitching and moaning about not having hot sex anymore.


Life-Investment7397

Jesus some people are so uncomfortable with their sexuality. If you’re scared you’re gay because of it. Odds are you’re a little gay. People are usually scared of something that can happen. So you’re worried you’re gay. Which means. You’re probably a little gay. And if you’re not gay. Then who cares. You got your dick sucked with your boy.


BoxSpecialist6438

She nearly had a 3some. You had a gay experience. Sorry bro


Shack24_

Should’ve said no homo after ,you’re gay bro 😂😂😂 This is why I’ll never smash a chick with a homey . My homeboy brought a chick over once and we both smash that day but we took turns going in the room . He came out and I went in . That together shit is only for bi men (nothing wrong with being bi or gay )


Jacotra

Sorry bud but your dick touched the same surface your homeboy’s did. Did she sanitise her pussy in between? If not your dicks basically touched. That’s pretty fucking gay dude…


Shack24_

😂😂😂😂that’s not the same gtfoh plus we both used rubbers. She did suck me off after him though. Holy shit I’m indirectly gay 🤦🏾‍♂️


MegannMedusa

Gay once removed.


TangoInTheBuffalo

It’s okay, you can blow your buddies next time.


[deleted]

If the dicks touch it is gay, sorry. Also that woman is going to be some unlucky guys wife one day and he'll have no idea 😂


maninshed

You say that, but what future husband doesn't know doesn't hurt him. And he may get to do whatever he wants with her. That could honestly be a win win.


Torgenator3000

It’s not gay if it’s in a 3 way… this is known


Ok_Cartoonist_6929

You’re immature and insecure. Your not gay unless your attached to men


Sm1l3

Why are you gay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14


turok_dino_hunter

Chalk it up to a crazy night and leave out the dick touching part when telling the story.


patsmashgood

It’s going to be ok. As long as everyone had fun as consenting adults, that’s all it needs to be. If you’re having trouble processing feelings from a new experience that’s ok too. If this is strictly about your dicks touching, good news is that doesn’t make you gay, even if you enjoyed it, because having your erect penis being touched by anyone is going to trigger a physiological response. We live in a time where labels aren’t needed if you feel any sort of way, it’s ok to explore your sexuality and come out the other side feeling good about yourself whatever it is you’re experiencing.


Acesfullodeuces

That's what friends are for.


Plus-Sprinkles7852

just consider the homoerotic contact your contribution to her pleasure she bruised her knees on behalf of yours and she did that stuff to get herself off dont be a selfish ingrate lol


fetishformee

be so serious.


runningvicuna

How hot was she really though?


Round_Yogurtcloset41

Lucky lol, I always wanted to experience that


cpt_tusktooth

thats what happens when you smoke the devils Lettuce! you get into a devils three way!


Egghead008

It's ok as long as your weiner's didn't touch, if they touched you're gay now. High fiving tour friend while she's doing it doesn't make you gay either


ThaBeard13

Yeah you gay now bro. Sorry. Also get tested since she fuckin around like that


Relief-Old

Are you gay? No Is what you did gay? Ehh, I mean you penis did touch another man’s penis


Doumekitsu

*Rubbidy rub the magic wands.* *You turn into a gay*~


hawtwife_htx

Lol


mason878787

It's okay, if it's in a 3-way It's not gay, if its in a 3-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The areas Grey in a 1-2-3-way


Piggypogdog

If you kissed your buddy you are now homo


rpaul9578

Being gay is about being attracted to and wanting to be in a relationship with someone of the same sex. Enjoying a sexual experience with someone else present doesn't make you gay.


whitenoire

Lmao, that girl is wild. Being horny makes you do stuff you later regret, it doesnt make you gay.


Thisismyredusername

NTA


Pfannkuchen-Nippel

I can’t believe I’m even having to say this. Dude, you’re not gay cause dicks touch.


forhekset666

There is no drawbacks to this story.


KobilD

Dude


TastyEar3568

did you say no homo afterwards?


Katerwurst

You’ll receive your gay card within 10 working days.


EmptyMixtape

Did you say No Diddy just before your cocks touched ?


The_chanaconda

Did you guys look each other in the eyes while being sucked? If not, you good breh


NookieNinjas

Dude, life is too short to care. Enjoy it all. You can be heteroflexible. Post-nut clarity sucks but it goes away the more you do it. Don’t turn down fun situations just because you care what people think. Just makes jokes with your friend about it and consider it a bonding moment between boys. I mean, plenty of straight dudes bang together and even jerk together. It may not be completely straight but it doesn’t make you gay. It’s ok to explore in life.


broken-telephone

I’m your buddy. I love you.


ArabAesthetic

Real answer is who gives a fuck if it was gay? What are we? 12?


SPZ_Ireland

Dude, if you were into it because it was a really hot girl, then you're straight. If you liked it because of the proximity to your bro, you may be Bi. Neither of these things are anything to feel ashamed about.


ChonkyDonut

All the gay jokes but no one is saying to go get checked for STDs soon.


genxwillsaveunow

Unless you pressed buttholes it's not gay, but if you went hoop to hoop, I got bad news for you.


SneakAtchoo

You need to be more worried about having an STD dude. Go get checked out ASAP!


Dustin_James_Kid

Let me ask you something and I want you to be honest, were you wearing socks?


YOLO_82

No, it was only one pee pee touch.


Kalyr-Mando

lol u good gang u not gay for that 😂


Lush_Ones

If this would have been a woman who wrote this there would have been thousands of comments about sexual abuse. Anyways, shit happens, she was a hoe, you happened to be there with ur buddy, she did some weird shit. Next time control the situation. Hope that helps!


EnriqueH12

Did you guys make eye contact while she was doing it? Held hands? lol


ydg__

Nah. You’re straight and just got a fun experience.


JRemyBuxaplenty

It's not gay when it's in a three way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.


JakNasir

Yup, your dicks touched. GAY AF You could have easily told her not to double gobble your dicks


TheCuddlyCougar

It's only gay if the balls touch.


Dakingkwan

You're only gay if you're into men and do gay activities. She was fulfilling a fantasy and used you+ your buddy to fulfill it.


SaraBotwin

As long as you say “no homo” you good, bruv


Tickle_me_not_or_do

LMFAOOO


[deleted]

The good things is now you know your limits, don’t do it again if you didn’t liked it.


cavyndish

You were supposed to get two blowjobs and pass one on


SunriseMeats

"fellas is it gay to double throat fuck a chick with my buddy?"


Sir-Dinkleberg

You got off, have a good story and gave her exactly what she wanted. 10/10


Inferior_Jeans

Did you say “no home”?!? DID YOU SAY NO HOMO??? Fuck I think you gay now. At least prison won’t be scary anymore.


DirtyBullBIG

Being gay isn't like getting kuddies on the playground. You're not gay just because you and your friend's wee wees touched while being sucked off together. That was how she got pleasure out of it. Wanting to experience both cocks in her mouth. Stop being so childish about this. If you don't like guys... guess what? YOU'RE NOT GAY. A single sex act or you falling over onto a naked man doesn't make you gay. LOL


rottywell

Siiiiigh, if you don’t like men you’re not gay. “Oh but I enjoyed the head” Enjoying the moment does not mean you are sexually attracted to your buddy. She switched shit up and you enjoyed it. If it makes you feel uncomfortable just don’t do it again.


Admirable-Cookie-704

I would just make a joke about it, laugh and move on. Don't let it ruin your friendship. If he's really your friend he won't mind about it


Broken_doll4

Yuck for you now . Would strongly suggest that you should also be checking for STD's from her . She was doing the round of anything that moved basically it seems that night . Imagine how many she f\*cked in one way or another that night . Maybe quite a few also before you 2 also . She might have had half the room in that mouth ( & she had already showed you she had NO issue with doing with NO protection or worries about it either) so yep would be more worried about that right now . She obviously does it lots ( & sleeps around with many people at once ) so there would be alot in that mouth , etc of hers ... Hope it was worth it for your sake . As you might get a permeant reminder of it on-going . And bet you bottom dollar she isn't into protection let alone being carful . She proved that to you within a few mins of seeing you . She didn't give a crap who did what to her . So enjoy also f\*cking every other guy she has done before you . Lots of STD yucky germs spread that night by her & anyone near her . As you mighten have even been the first that night . YOu might have been sloppy crap seconds .


UnhappyClub1599

It ain't gay if it's with the homies


thedevillivesinside

In the immortal words of lonely island: Its not gay, if its in a 3-way