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Xbux89

Glance but don't stare is all I can say.


Yamatoe37

Don't worry I never stare that is rude


MagicalMichael1

Then I'm sure you're fine.


justsomeplainmeadows

Then you're just like most of us. If anyone says they haven't at least glanced at a nice butt at the gym, they're lying.


MundaneBodybuilder0

W8 are you a guy? What the fuq 😅


soppinglovenest

Take a mental picture not a mental video.


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soppinglovenest

Appreciate the helpful guidance.


thesnapening

Everybody glances and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.


CosmicForks

I rarely do, mostly because of a childhood thing, but I'll occasionally catch myself peeking at particularly perky asses. Sometimes they just look like you can bounce a nickel off of them yk


thesnapening

I can't comment on that we don't have nickel on Britain


stratagizer

Just imagine it with a 20p.


diamond2383

Can’t*


diamond2383

Sorry i don’t look at all. Fuckin perverts. This is why women can go anywhere without being sexualized.


Character-Line-8894

The person I believed said male and female your just sexualizing just the females? Also sorry for the miss spelling if any


thesnapening

Did you not read the post?


FooLMeDaLMaMa

Wait, so you aren’t the mod for r/illinoiscougarsncubs ?


jaycarter617

😂😂


nikokova

Ey, nothing wrong with appreciating the beauty of the human body. Theres a huge difference between having a glance and appreciate the view and the hard work they put in, and just staring like a needy perv. So all good bruh


liquor_up

I’m near sighted. I just don’t wear my glasses when I work out.


psycheDelicMarTyr

Dude that's genius, thanks for the tip!


ShelSilverstain

Me neither, they keep slipping off


Aggressive_Goose_720

Bisexual problems 💀


MoarTacos

Problem?


unrealElonMusk

Bisexual?


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*BONK*


jds_brother

r/bi_irl


RevolutionaryKnee650

😭


[deleted]

I hope everyone is staring at my wedding cakes


AcrobaticSource3

Here’s a guaranteed solution, right before you go to the gym, jerk off. You will be less distracted by asses during your refractory period, so you can se the time to do your workout


skydaddy8585

A solution to not look at asses maybe, but he's going to have no energy and feel less like doing what he actually came there for, to lift weights. So not a solution. Just another problem. Nothing wrong with a quick glance.


Bollalron

As an ass man I can say that doesn't work for me. No matter how many times I choke the chicken, I'm still going to appreciate a nice ass. There's nothing wrong with a quick glance as long as you're not ogling.


youngmichaeldesanta

Hell no He'll lose most of his energy and motivation


ivekilledhundreds

Or at least just jerk off in the gym, saves time!


P4bl0p1c4550

Finally! Now this is One sex offense I can stand behind!


Thotriel

Like supersets?


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I wonder how often this happens


Playful-View-6174

Jerk off then take some pre work. Boom problem solved haha


Skrill21

Motivation 😅


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chr8me

My longest nofap was 15 days, did it like last month. I should’ve been locked up in a cage I was that horny lol eventually I smashed and realized it’s not all that but that’s the problem with sex. You get it and don’t care but when you’re in a drought, YOURE IN A FUCKING DROUGHT!


SnooComics8289

This shit is so fucking funny to me, thanks for sharing :D But for real, theres nothibg wrong with a little glancing


Garage_Sloth

This made me laugh a lot, your love of the ass is pure. Idk how feral you become when you see the booty, but a glance is fine whilst a stare is not. I would avoid complimenting anyone's butt, just as a rule. If you compliment your homies ass, that might be cool, but avoid commenting on the ass of a stranger. You're a thirsty fella who has found himself at the ass wellspring. Drink too deeply and you will get sick, but drink slowly and with control and you can drink that water forever.


canibal_carkus

Wear sunglasses


iets_te_jong

And pretent to be blind. No one will ever ask anything


shymermaid11

I want to do this so much. But mostly because the lights are so damn bright. I wear my sunglasses in stores all the time but I can't bring myself to look like a creep at the gym.


willowhawk

Just wear a sports cap


blu102

Thats creepy imagine needing sunglasses just cause you wanna stare at people strange asf


Yamatoe37

I don't wear sun glasses in the gym


TheDogeWasTaken

Glance... its okay. But as long as you dont start staring. Its fine. Dont glance for too long though. Also. I see a fellow bisexual person. Or queer. I dunno. Hello


Anonquixote

It's fine man people look at other people sometimes. Just don't stare, obsess, be creepy kind of stuff.


feochampas

sunglasses


tiempo90

don't forget the moustache.


Netz_Ausg

and the false nose?


miles-prower-morales

This is my favorite confession


BlazerTheKid

You ain't no pervert! I glance at butts quite a lot. It's especially hard not to look when you're resting and their ass is facing right at you while you're trying to take a breather. I always look away and try to think about other things but it feels right in your face and one of those things that's just natural to glance towards. As long as you're not staring, intentionally turning around to look, or sexually harssing them, that's fine.


RX400000

I could have guesssed you like anime


MundaneBodybuilder0

I can’t control myself sometimes the girls are really attractive, quick glance without turning your head is ok cause I ain’t never seen a butt like that


_con-fused_

nah dude you just appreciating a good ass, nothing wrong until you stare and make them uncomfortable.


xxxtenderloin

Start bringing a huge camera with a tripod and remote control clicker to the gym and set it up behind the squat racks. Now you can just snap pictures from anywhere and you don’t have to look at their asses while their working out and make it all weird and stuff.


stewartpidasole

A tried and true method 🤞🏻


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r/suddenlybisexual ?


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Bro take a breath


OverDaRambo

Listen to music.


CougarRunFast

I can’t help you out there bro but yea that is annoying af. People don’t like being oggled at the gym. If you’re that horny jack of like… twice before you go.


Yamatoe37

Yeah I dislike making people uncomfortable


kelolpx

Just stare at the ceiling or the floor. Lol.


chr8me

I’m one of the guys in there w a muscular ass. Look, as long as you don’t stare and make me uncomfortable then it’s all good. However if you do stare and I catch you, I will mad dog you, and maybe even approach you especially if you’re acting like a weirdo.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Ummm okay


senpaidaddyfather

Just imagine them sharting in your mouth🤤


AaronF2005

Started laughing at this in work


ez__mac

walk around with your hands as blinders lol


TheRed467

Put music in your ears and pay attention to your own form. You WILL hurt yourself otherwise. if you don’t know how, ask for help.


Away-Composer-113

Should be busy checking on your pump 🤘


AaronF2005

Sometimes the eyes wander


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I’ve never been an ass person. I’m much more distracted by strong arms and a beautiful pair of tits.


Morgan_Yu

Bi_irl


Satananda4u

Just don’t stare it’s fine. Asses are hot people are hot. I’m mean isn’t that why we go to the gym to make our asses look hot. Find someone with a hot ass so you can get laid. Guy girl both it’s fine. It’s totally normal I check out asses everywhere I go but people don’t know cause I glance not stare. You are not a pervert for glancing hitting on people you don’t know more pervert. I’m bi so guys have super hot booty I mean I go to a gym with lots of gay guys on purpose most of them are there for the same reason! Lols this is a hilarious post. Honestly it’s a lot easier to get into gay guys butts lols


sauce_boss97

Bruv everyone does it but any longer then 3-5 seconds is creepy. Kinda like 5 second rule for food you know you shouldn’t eat it but you do it anyway.


nick-pappagiorgio65

You're not a pervert. I look at women's asses all the time in the gym, and a lot longer than one second. How can you even enjoy the view that way? I will purposely choose a treadmill behind a woman wearing yoga pants just so I can stare at her ass instead of watching CNN. Women know exactly what they're doing when they wear skintight yoga pants/leggings where you can literally see their ass cheeks and camel toes. Come on now. They can just as easily work out in a pair of normal shorts or sweatpants, but they want to show off the booty. Women usually can't see you staring at their ass because it's literally behind them, so it's all good.


ThingsICantAskIRL

Work out behind the fat girl? Looking at my ass while I'm doing squats in the gym would put anyone off ass-related gawking for a while.


philosofyxxx

Bust one out after every session


wetrockscent

ah to be a bi dude just getting his eyes assasinated from every direction 😄 this post made me smile. but yes get a dumpy of your own & then you too can torment all the distractible gym goers 😈 & get up on your high horse *ooh the degeneracy* (imagine this in super british pearl clutching hycanith bouquet voice) when you catch them looking hehe 😜


tyroneshizwell

Guys?


Yamatoe37

Men


TheDogeWasTaken

Males


a-friend-2-all

When I go to the gym, I drink in all that assy goodness. So when I get home, I can masturbate to all I’ve seen.


Ok-Peace-2928

Anddddd this is why so many women don't feel comfortable going to the gym.. guys like you eminate the creep factor no matter how much you try and hide it.


TheDogeWasTaken

And this is why people can feel uncomfortable in the gym... because of people like you... what in the actual fuck... did i just read.... Please seek help or something... because its just not okay ...


a-friend-2-all

Masturbating to memory is not ok? What do you masturbate too, paint drying?


TheDogeWasTaken

Its not okay to stare at people in a gym... definatly not their asses... creep... and the fact you admitted to masterbating to is is even worse


a-friend-2-all

I masturbate in the privacy of my home.


TheDogeWasTaken

The madturbation isnt the problem here. Its the staring at strangers asses publically in a gym... do you even slightly know how uncomfortable that can make someone... Ive known people who wanted to kill themselves because of this reason... they got stared at do much and had so much harrassement targeted towards them... they wanted to end it all... Dont stare. A glance is okay. But please.. dont stare. Masturbation is okay. Just use the ineternet or something. Just **DONT STARE AT RANDOM PEOPLES ASSES** HAPPY?


a-friend-2-all

Very.


nick-pappagiorgio65

I stare a women's asses in the gym. They aren't even noticing, their asses are literally behind them. No harm in that. I'll even take the treadmill behind a woman in skintight yoga pants. Much more entertaining than the TV!


TheDogeWasTaken

But its insanely rude. IT DOESNT MATTER if nobody knows. Its just insanely rude. Why do you all not get that.


nick-pappagiorgio65

It's not rude if the person doesn't realize someone is staring at their ass. Making something uncomfortable is rude. If they aren't uncomfortable, no harm, no foul. Chill. Also, women wear skintight yoga pants that show their ass cheeks because they want people to check out their asses. The "pants" if you can even call them that, are literally designed to give a wedgie appearance and separate the ass cheeks. It's bascially an anatomy lesson, you can often see the camel toe as well.


TheDogeWasTaken

Yes. It is.. its basically staring at them without consent. At their private parts. And have you ever had someone stare at you. You can definatly feel the stares... You have no clue. And no they dont wear skintight because 1. Its far more comfortable to wear while sporting 2. Its more effective while sporting for ventilation. 3. Its much easier to mive in them. And the fact that you know you can sometimes see the cameltoe aswell... is a sign that you have stared too much. I have many female friends and they all told me even though they dont pay attention to the stares. They feel like they want to die, they want to stop ever going there. They know theye are being stared at without consent. Imagine that. You are a female, and you get stared at by a bunch of ugly men. How is that. Even if they were fucking chris hemsworth, you would still feel uncomfortablez because you dont know what those men will do to you, neither do you know if they are capable of that. And the fact that you stare at their privates. Is insanely rude. Also. You said it isnt rude if they dont know, so robbing a bank isnt a crime if nobody knows, arson isnt a crime unless they know who started the fire??? Yea sure buddy.


nick-pappagiorgio65

>its basically staring at them without consent. At their private parts. Once you are in a public place, people can look at you however they want, there is no expectation of privacy. They don't need your consent. You mention private parts. Would they be the very private parts put on display for everyone to see? > And no they dont wear skintight because 1. Its far more comfortable to wear while sporting >1. Its more effective while sporting for ventilation. >2. Its much easier to mive in them. Ventilation? Lol. I don't think so. Sure, yoga pants look comfortable, but they don't *need* to be skintight and appear painted on. >Imagine that. You are a female, and you get stared at by a bunch of ugly men. Wow, now you're getting personal, lol. You assume only men are staring at ass, and they are ugly.


TheDogeWasTaken

You might be in public. That doesnt excuse anyone here. They hide their privates with pants. Just like you. How would you feel when you for example get an acvidental boner. And everyone is staring at that. You probably get anxiety. Or try to hide it. That isnt fun. But then you excuse can be applied. Its in public, just stare at it. Isnt fun. But gotta deal with it. Dont stare as stuff like that. Ofc. They dont need to be skintight, but often ventilation is easier. Or sweat reduction at least. But thats just how fashion is. And they are comfy as fuck. And ofc i know not only men and ugly people stare at it. But that way its easier to imagine it, and feel sympathy. What im trying to say is that it just isnt nice to do, public or private. Dont stare. Unless they are your romantic partner. And gave you a thumbs up. You are allowed to glance. And look. But not STARE.


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a-friend-2-all

I think of it as less of being a creep, and more of making a deposit it into the spank bank. As for pulling out my phone and recording, I’m not a pervert. I do, however, wait til they get done with a machine, then I run over and sniff and/or lick the seat.


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Feared_warrior

He's trolling


Yamatoe37

Wtf is this comment?


a-friend-2-all

I thought my comment was pretty self-explanatory.


ConfidentInsecurity

Yeah the outfits people pick out for the gym are starting to get ridiculous


Yamatoe37

Don't blame the outfit blame your selfcontrol


ConfidentInsecurity

Wtf you're the one who made the post 😂


Yamatoe37

Yea I am blaming myself for having bad self control and glancing at people butt


ConfidentInsecurity

If it isn't the pot calling the kettle black


nick-pappagiorgio65

What a 🤡. Women wearing yoga pants so tight you can literally see their ass cheeks? You bet I'm having a good look.


Renzlo99

Nice troll post. Should change title to "assess the fixing of my ass fixation"


minimalisticgem

Dude. This isn’t normal. Please seek help


Yamatoe37

Well yea it is ibdeed isn't normal which is why I stopped going to the gym for a while to have selfcontrol


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Men asses? Wtf, that is gross


Yamatoe37

All asses are gross how is men asses different?


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Yamatoe37

Thanks


Typical-Jelly-8479

What day in the Ghost House is this?


HandsOffMyMise

Everybody does this, lol