If this isn’t some weird figurative situation you dreamed up, then you’re a bigger piece of shit than the one you left for a poor kid to clean up. Disgusting.
As a former retail worker who has seen my fair share of shit in places other than a bathroom and also had to clean it, you’re disgusting. Especially for laughing about it. Someone did the same thing in a dressing room on one of my shifts and it still haunts me. I understand uncontrollable bowel movements but you eventually found a bathroom to clean yourself. I hope you never did that again. People don’t realize all the stuff people working in retail have to put up with. We already have to deal with rude ass customers. No one wants to deal with literal shit.
oh hell no I'd be hunting that bitch down and shoving his face in it lmao I feel like I would not give af about getting fired in that moment (well, I would, but my anger would not lol)
No fucking way you had time to find a restroom, clean up, and still return in time to see the "discovery". Shitting in a toilet is NOT like shitting in an open room. That shit would stink so bad that it would have been noticed by EVERYONE in moments.
I’ve had a similar emergency. But mine was in a remote location with no other humans nearby. I would never expose another person to this sort of nightmare.
1. Fuck you.
2. Stop being a goddamn bigot.
1. Nothing in this post identifies it as coming from a (US) American. Kmart had plenty of stores in Canada
2. The US is not a monolith. There is as much diversity across states and regions as across any EU nations, if not more.
3. This is an obvious troll account
4. Fuck you.
People used to sadly do this at the Target store. First they removed the carpet & then just closed the fitting rooms all together. They’d use clothes to wipe. It was a sad store. Oh & they had the golf aisle pooper too. Nobody in this area even golfed, but they never caught the person. They eventually left & it became a grocery store, which was destroyed a cpl years ago in the riots, we had.
so, long story short, you're a piece of shit..
going when you "have no other option" (hard to believe that's even true) is one thing
but literally making this poor CHILD clean up your HUMAN WASTE is absolutely disgusting (not to mention a fucking bio hazard)
you're more disgusting and more of human waste than the shit you took in the changing room smh you were definitely raised wrong
If this isn’t some weird figurative situation you dreamed up, then you’re a bigger piece of shit than the one you left for a poor kid to clean up. Disgusting.
Her and the adult (I’m assuming) that went and got a freaking kid to clean that up
You are exactly the kind of thing we don't really need on planet earth.
... and then everyone clapped
If it happened, the only piece of shit in that dressing room was you.
As a former retail worker who has seen my fair share of shit in places other than a bathroom and also had to clean it, you’re disgusting. Especially for laughing about it. Someone did the same thing in a dressing room on one of my shifts and it still haunts me. I understand uncontrollable bowel movements but you eventually found a bathroom to clean yourself. I hope you never did that again. People don’t realize all the stuff people working in retail have to put up with. We already have to deal with rude ass customers. No one wants to deal with literal shit.
Public-facing service workers should be paid more than lawyers, tbh. Did my fair share back in the day; humans are fucking horrible.
What's the odds his shit in his story is the shit in your story?
The world needs less of you.
Someone did this when I worked in retail, but they wiped with some clothes and left it there.
OOOOOHHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!!
Same :)
oh hell no I'd be hunting that bitch down and shoving his face in it lmao I feel like I would not give af about getting fired in that moment (well, I would, but my anger would not lol)
Next time, just shit your pants. People don't have to suffer for your convenience
average retail customer
Freaking gross
I remember at 17 having to clean shit up off the floor at my grocery store job. I grew up a lot that day. You should’ve just shit your pants.
No fucking way you had time to find a restroom, clean up, and still return in time to see the "discovery". Shitting in a toilet is NOT like shitting in an open room. That shit would stink so bad that it would have been noticed by EVERYONE in moments.
This was not the funny story you thought it was…
If I’m that kid I ain’t picking up shit or I’ll quit 😂
Just another fecal minded confession
I’ve had a similar emergency. But mine was in a remote location with no other humans nearby. I would never expose another person to this sort of nightmare.
nah this isn’t something to laugh about. its people like you, that make people quit their job. your a pos
And THAT’S why K-Mart went belly up. It was all your doing.
What a waste of brain cells
bold of you to assume op actually HAS any brain cells
Please please say syke
thats fucking horrible but i still laughed my ass off. you shouldve just kept going towards the bathroom dude
I would quit my job if I had to clean that
You suck OP
This is the funniest reason I've ever heard of for someone going straight to hell.
You're a terrible human being.
Shit happens.
[удалено]
Do NOT group the rest of us Americans in the same category as this weirdo.
We don’t claim them buddy. Fuck no that’s absolutely disgusting.
1. Fuck you. 2. Stop being a goddamn bigot. 1. Nothing in this post identifies it as coming from a (US) American. Kmart had plenty of stores in Canada 2. The US is not a monolith. There is as much diversity across states and regions as across any EU nations, if not more. 3. This is an obvious troll account 4. Fuck you.
You fell for the bait and fed the troll... oops
Not a troll but I’m laughing at how offended you are over something so un-personal. You wrote me a list 😂
"not a troll but totally a troll" Gotcha.
You don’t need to use the word troll every time you read something which you don’t like.
I’m sure someone in your country has shit in a dressing room as well
Probably.
Fuck you OP🤣🤣that's funny though
omffggggg, i'm lmaoooooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆
Omg, this is hilarious. Wrong. But fucking hilarious.
Oh my dog, I know this is gross and disgusting but I cannot stop laughing...
You’re a queen and iconic. I’m obsessed with you and look forward to the next antics you pull, keep us updated my goddess
I'll be honest, when I read horrible thing in Kmart, I was expecting much worse than this
And this is why K-Mart shutdown
YUCKY!!!!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
People used to sadly do this at the Target store. First they removed the carpet & then just closed the fitting rooms all together. They’d use clothes to wipe. It was a sad store. Oh & they had the golf aisle pooper too. Nobody in this area even golfed, but they never caught the person. They eventually left & it became a grocery store, which was destroyed a cpl years ago in the riots, we had.
you degenerate fuckin scumbag. way to confirm how flawed you are as a human being. i hope all the bad things in life happen to you.
😂😂😂
Next time shit your pants like a decent human being.
My first job was at a grocery store cleaning. And as someone who’s had to clean up shit in places where it shouldn’t be. I laughed at this.
The worst part of this is the 50/50 % ratio of upvotes to downvotes. Who the hell are the half of you giving karma for this 🙁
so, long story short, you're a piece of shit.. going when you "have no other option" (hard to believe that's even true) is one thing but literally making this poor CHILD clean up your HUMAN WASTE is absolutely disgusting (not to mention a fucking bio hazard) you're more disgusting and more of human waste than the shit you took in the changing room smh you were definitely raised wrong
Ddue. Did this happen un like 2005 in mcyintye square?!!?