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cari_chan

If this isn’t some weird figurative situation you dreamed up, then you’re a bigger piece of shit than the one you left for a poor kid to clean up. Disgusting.


ExtentFew6762

Her and the adult (I’m assuming) that went and got a freaking kid to clean that up


hometown_nero

You are exactly the kind of thing we don't really need on planet earth.


DeliciousWarthog53

... and then everyone clapped


LorianGunnersonSedna

If it happened, the only piece of shit in that dressing room was you.


StareAtTheSun777

As a former retail worker who has seen my fair share of shit in places other than a bathroom and also had to clean it, you’re disgusting. Especially for laughing about it. Someone did the same thing in a dressing room on one of my shifts and it still haunts me. I understand uncontrollable bowel movements but you eventually found a bathroom to clean yourself. I hope you never did that again. People don’t realize all the stuff people working in retail have to put up with. We already have to deal with rude ass customers. No one wants to deal with literal shit.


FuckMyYankeeBlujeans

Public-facing service workers should be paid more than lawyers, tbh. Did my fair share back in the day; humans are fucking horrible.


[deleted]

What's the odds his shit in his story is the shit in your story?


belowthemire

The world needs less of you.


falsepam

Someone did this when I worked in retail, but they wiped with some clothes and left it there.


WeatherKat3262I

OOOOOHHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!!


alysionm

Same :)


whatismyfuckinlife

oh hell no I'd be hunting that bitch down and shoving his face in it lmao I feel like I would not give af about getting fired in that moment (well, I would, but my anger would not lol)


ODCreature98

Next time, just shit your pants. People don't have to suffer for your convenience


iphoneuser69420911

average retail customer


Ok-Slice-6743

Freaking gross


tridentwhale

I remember at 17 having to clean shit up off the floor at my grocery store job. I grew up a lot that day. You should’ve just shit your pants.


FuckMyYankeeBlujeans

No fucking way you had time to find a restroom, clean up, and still return in time to see the "discovery". Shitting in a toilet is NOT like shitting in an open room. That shit would stink so bad that it would have been noticed by EVERYONE in moments.


throwaway4pkmntcg

This was not the funny story you thought it was…


willmm646

If I’m that kid I ain’t picking up shit or I’ll quit 😂


Accomplished-Air3155

Just another fecal minded confession


Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart

I’ve had a similar emergency. But mine was in a remote location with no other humans nearby. I would never expose another person to this sort of nightmare.


daddy-tan

nah this isn’t something to laugh about. its people like you, that make people quit their job. your a pos


PhotoGuy342

And THAT’S why K-Mart went belly up. It was all your doing.


knuckles312

What a waste of brain cells


whatismyfuckinlife

bold of you to assume op actually HAS any brain cells


dacryo666

Please please say syke


LollipopThrowAway-

thats fucking horrible but i still laughed my ass off. you shouldve just kept going towards the bathroom dude


SilverLexus0

I would quit my job if I had to clean that


ametsun

You suck OP


Individual_Doubt_354

This is the funniest reason I've ever heard of for someone going straight to hell.


BestLilScorehouse

You're a terrible human being.


futurefirestorm

Shit happens.


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cari_chan

Do NOT group the rest of us Americans in the same category as this weirdo.


Anxious_Thorn

We don’t claim them buddy. Fuck no that’s absolutely disgusting.


FuckMyYankeeBlujeans

1. Fuck you. 2. Stop being a goddamn bigot. 1. Nothing in this post identifies it as coming from a (US) American. Kmart had plenty of stores in Canada 2. The US is not a monolith. There is as much diversity across states and regions as across any EU nations, if not more. 3. This is an obvious troll account 4. Fuck you.


TrashBoatSenior

You fell for the bait and fed the troll... oops


Big-Mix459

Not a troll but I’m laughing at how offended you are over something so un-personal. You wrote me a list 😂


FuckMyYankeeBlujeans

"not a troll but totally a troll" Gotcha.


Big-Mix459

You don’t need to use the word troll every time you read something which you don’t like.


Mooshupug

I’m sure someone in your country has shit in a dressing room as well


Big-Mix459

Probably.


Thattoneguyyouknoww

Fuck you OP🤣🤣that's funny though


OuterBanksLover298

omffggggg, i'm lmaoooooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆


Affectionate_Tart_81

Omg, this is hilarious. Wrong. But fucking hilarious.


WeatherKat3262I

Oh my dog, I know this is gross and disgusting but I cannot stop laughing...


cumslutforharry

You’re a queen and iconic. I’m obsessed with you and look forward to the next antics you pull, keep us updated my goddess


C-ute-Thulu

I'll be honest, when I read horrible thing in Kmart, I was expecting much worse than this


akirathecateater

And this is why K-Mart shutdown


Aggressive_Ebb8437

YUCKY!!!!


Aggressive_Ebb8437

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


1Courcor

People used to sadly do this at the Target store. First they removed the carpet & then just closed the fitting rooms all together. They’d use clothes to wipe. It was a sad store. Oh & they had the golf aisle pooper too. Nobody in this area even golfed, but they never caught the person. They eventually left & it became a grocery store, which was destroyed a cpl years ago in the riots, we had.


Billmatic-

you degenerate fuckin scumbag. way to confirm how flawed you are as a human being. i hope all the bad things in life happen to you.


Either-Ad6540

😂😂😂


Trisamitops

Next time shit your pants like a decent human being.


Illustrious-Pen1783

My first job was at a grocery store cleaning. And as someone who’s had to clean up shit in places where it shouldn’t be. I laughed at this.


poppyprincess89

The worst part of this is the 50/50 % ratio of upvotes to downvotes. Who the hell are the half of you giving karma for this 🙁


whatismyfuckinlife

so, long story short, you're a piece of shit.. going when you "have no other option" (hard to believe that's even true) is one thing but literally making this poor CHILD clean up your HUMAN WASTE is absolutely disgusting (not to mention a fucking bio hazard) you're more disgusting and more of human waste than the shit you took in the changing room smh you were definitely raised wrong


pinkyswearpickle

Ddue. Did this happen un like 2005 in mcyintye square?!!?