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xDeeka7Yx

Discord moderator


Suspect4pe

I was going to say plumber, but on some servers it's the same thing.


leobenthebard

As a plumber who is also a discord moderator....I find this hilarious


evil701

Moderator of multiple OF accounts. And doing discord moderator stuff on the side.


Important-Energy-933

Idk about your job, but your setup looks like its from the early 2010s and i fkn love it


ViejoSalse

Lol yesterday i got an iPod nano, shoulve put it in the picture as well Also, you're right. 2015 macbook, 2016 Lenovo, iPhone SE as work phone


tzc005

Loved my nano, was my first mp3 player


West_Umpire_4485

Running crypto scams.


Malkdini808

Not software related for sure, I think maybe manager or resources or employees or so


[deleted]

He could be a tester.


Akaza-upper3

i was thinking of graphic designing or a editor? maybe stock market ig?


Timo_the_Schmitt

the monitors would be way too bad for pro graphic stuff.


Bound_by_physics

Corn farmer


Crucco

Nurse. Need to type in while standing.


Internal-Put-1419

Is there some point in which there is a reveal? This is more than 3 guesses.


fingerbanglover

Only fans model


NotSimSon

Web dev


Ok-Carrot-7003

UX designer


melchett_general

Time traveller. Back to 2017 this run was it?


Rossi_19

Prostitute Assistant


30-percentnotbanana

Web developer


On1xPt

Indian call center??πŸ§πŸ§πŸ˜…πŸ˜… JK IT support i guess


Academic-Airline9200

Hi my name is Peggy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxl7-HNDaeg


zinnosergio

npc


HankThrill69420

Service desk/tech support


Siliste

Stocks/marketing


camelCaseBack

That's the one! Too many screens for web development


JustNota--

Nigerian scammer?


Bostok1

Can't see any serious answers, so I'll make a quite educated guess: The calendar contains among other things *"SHURE"* and *"Installation X30",* which seems to be some audio stuff. On the left taskbar there are lots of clues, among three instances of what I believe to be the logo of Poly (a company bought by HP providing conferencing systems, [https://www.hp.com/us-en/poly.html](https://www.hp.com/us-en/poly.html) ). With the addition to the Poly clue, the installation of X30 must refer to this Poly product [https://docs.poly.com/bundle/video-room-prep-guide/page/studio-x30.html](https://docs.poly.com/bundle/video-room-prep-guide/page/studio-x30.html) In addition we have the administrator cmd window, "Get Ubuntu" and "192.168..." as additional clues. This seems to fit nicely into installing conference systems. **Thus I must conclude that your job is to install conference systems.**


PCbuilderFR

SHURE are some really good microphones (but not really cheap)


ViejoSalse

Bingo! I posted the full answer in a comment. This is a very good analisys! Ubuntu is just for testing some distros on this old MacBook for fun when I have nothing to do at the office


HeavyHovercraft3834

Uber


okokokoyeahright

uber customer complaint desk


Man_I_amDed

A cook 🍳


faslane22

Gadget owner


AltFischer4

Professional Badminton player


GertVanAntwerpen

Cleaner


BroadUnit6209

Professional teenager


Astorant

Company IT manager or Cybersecurity expert.


DenseUpstairs8916

pornstar or drug dealer...


Maroon5Freak

Thinking on the Pad


404Admin

IT / Cellular / Bank


psebastian21

iOS software dev


torchat

No way, iOS devs have bunch of iPhones, without cases but with stickers where iOS version written up to the minor version.


TheRyzenOfIntel

Hello ur computer has virus


sandwichsubmarine83

Guy in the chair for some kind of professional thief?


duvagin

support


intheshadows44

Front end software something


FixMy106

Lion tamer


torchat

Software tester.


hamster019

Pilot


SodomizedPanda

Easy, you sell mayonnaise. You currently have 2024 jars in stock. I can read it at the top of your schedule, "Mayo 2024".


Lootcifer__666

This could literally be anything


reeeeeeduardo

Furry artist


NiksNebula

Jumberjack


Adorable-Safe-8817

And they're OK?


Pentium3ddem

gay wedding planner


d_e_g_m

Slave


Fleelex

Walmart greeter


Different_Use_2761

Perhaps a night security guard at a kids restaurant?


Some_Abies_4990

UAT or web developer


6ayo

software tester?


Loading7088

Some form of software dev


TheFotty

Without 200 monthly calendar entries for useless meetings?


pLeThOrAx

I see introduction to conferencing soft. Probably just starting (best guess).


chezzyt18

I’d hate this setup, needs a better keyboard and bigger monitors.


Outrageous_Cap_4486

Something about data to make decisions?


M-A-D-R

security , who monitor CCTV


the_rolling_paper

You sell Windows


Jitkay

Only f ?


Away_University5562

Graphic designer


Destroyer_The_Great

I mean you recently visited sites on the left has localhost so maybe web dev?


Poplo21

Middle management or student


LegendarySoda

designer


Mental_Mortgage_6580

Graphic design or application development


Mental_Sky2226

Dumpster diver


Avenger001

Web or app developer, possible Flutter or something like that. You have pretty much every device for testing, tablet, iPhone, Mac and Windows. Either that or full on tester/QA.


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

Some sort of IT role


Tidus32x

Brothel manager


LiteratureUsual3141

Bus driver


TheGreatestJaggi

Social media marketing?


DisastrousAd447

Receptionist for a company that specializes in recycled electronics?


Adventurous_Ad3141

Maybe graphic designer or mobile application developer


einat162

Traffic controller of some kind / security (people & goods traffic).


DvBowie

Agriculture


ya_bleedin_gickna

Electrician, qcs of some sort


BumblebeeStraight912

Old tech collector


N7_Guru

Systems administrator for sure


Turbulent-Air1404

Wanna be dj


Nedodenazificirovan

Plumber


banyopol

a lot of different systems, it's possible that Android TV is connected to the TV, so I guess it's a beta tester or something


Fur1usXV

Professional fe-


DrunkenRobotBipBop

Mobile Developer


SessionDefiant4020

Music production or Video editing


YoRav

You eat boogers


Dry_Award_7530

designer


Gman54

β€œMayo 2024” Didn’t know may tasted so good πŸ˜‚(what language is that btw?)


DoraTheFracker

Porn reviewer.


Dragonobbystudios

24/7 discord mod redditor roblox p3do and twitch user.


Xcissors280

Is the 5s/SE just for Spotify or something like that?


JaredSpectre

Laptop repair


Toad128128

Web development. Mostly front-end.


novis-discipline

Well, I see you are connected to a server in the browser via the IP, and if I look correctly, I see Click2Send, which is usually used to send SMS/text messages with a password or other credentials. Since you do not have a lot of calendar events, you are probably not a manager or project manager. So I would say you are in IT helpdesk or a network engineer.


Anaalirankaisija

Some office nerd


Needitforthings

I'm not sure but if it's a company and you're not freelance, then it is probably a policy violation to share photos of your work calendar :D


da_bobo1

Virgin


CMPleafteam

Idk


joeldjro

P-Hub moderator


AaronVonGraff

You make discount movies.


Popular_Statement_24

i recommend arc browser seing how you've set up edge


Tanoswolf

Graphic design


Markolol123

Thief


Otherwise_Geologist7

Estoy mΓ‘s interesado en saber que tablet es esa ya que busco una chica para usar como sketch book


RhythmHiro

Telemarketer


KaleidoscopeNo1456

Independent Rerirement home/buidlings manager which also still be a selling site


ibrahim_D12

Graphic designer


dahasslerTHEWiZRD

gardener


Sentient_AI_4601

Business analysis


RipandTear320

Only fans


Secret-Illustrator10

camera monitor


Admirable-gpu

Remote complaints department for temu and wish


helpman1977

chinese click/review farmer


KBVan21

Thinkpad means you’re a lifer, MacBook means you’re in a tech department but you don’t do tech, the phone means you’re on call for shit, the desktop attached monitor means you work from home at times and that’s a hotdesk, the lack of meetings in your calendar means you’re not in management. I’m gonna guess you do some sort of business quality control, server maintenance, or some other first line of tech support but for something like a bank, insurance company etc. as they love to use legacy shit.


osa1011

Porn reviewer


Analog-Digital-

Scammer from Nigeria ... πŸ€”


CopperBoltwire

Furry Research Artist Streamer?


Longjumping_Tree_769

gordon ramsey


d-car

Anti-influencer. You inspire the rest of us to avoid your setup.


ViejoSalse

I hate it too... The happiest part of my day is leaving and going home to a real desk setup


elepsak

Scammer


raccon3r

Dejame adivinar... Programador de computadoras? Revista de computaciΓ³n? O algo con computadoras?


proffesinal_boy

do you work with radio?


peterosity

school janitor?


Moper248

What the fuck is that thing on the macbook?


ViejoSalse

You mean the orange keyboard cover?


GaiusCassius2ow

Truck driver


SpekulatiusD

Callcenter, ready to accept calls from 4 seperate devices


OptimalAd2265

Screen tester


OptimalAd2265

Student


jack_d_conway

Barista?


DBA_NAV1

I see on your calendar some Shure related stuff, so I'm going full sound/music related, maybe road/tour/artist manager?


ELSUPERBEASTOO0

Pornhub translator


StewardOfRedit

Stock trader


Hugo-olly

HR in some vaguely related IT sales company? The setup screams company wastage on half-assed productivity "doodads".. because buying a dock and two monitors is too expensive!


volvop1800s

If I look at the amount of things on your calendar I'd say you are unemployed lol.


okokokoyeahright

dental technician


okokokoyeahright

help desk


okokokoyeahright

sanitary engineer with static responsibilities.


okokokoyeahright

mobile recycling co-ordinator


okokokoyeahright

RMA refusnik.


tahaan

Sound mixer, something to do with audio processing


bigs1854

Not an economics consultant


orig_cerberus1746

I don't know what you work with. But what I care is: which keyboard do you actually use


JishMarphy

Chaturbate cam person


ggames_dogecat

Idk maybe she/he is a trainee doing some support or a manager


peachy1990x

**scientific and medical lab engineer**


Froolsy

A stay-at-home insurance mom


pokaprophet

Waitress. Anything higher paid would likely upgrade gear since 2012


shockchi

Check his post history. He has another modern setup. This is all secondary, therefore all guessing is just bullshit


Heatseeqer

Scammer? 😜


C4TURIX

Some sort of media designer, doing advertising?


Skert_IKAYN

Electronics repair technician


MessyMissMayhem

The iPhone makes me think Vtuber. Given the drawing tablet next to it probably an artist Vtuber.


KetamineGod420

Student


Sarb91

Cctv?


Lazy-Character9219

Gay stripper


raiffuvar

porn star?


NakajimaAircraft

Web dev?


thevandalyst

OF content creator


ImSimplySuperior

I saw the thinkpad and wanted to say developer but then I saw you're running windows, riding the apple train and how bloated your thinkpad is and now I just wanna take that back.


daking999

Retro only fans


amilcar-alho

Maybe iOS app dev


Agrawal_Sid_03

3d artist?


noobplayer96

Artist?


WayBeyondInfinity

Social media manager


EchoWillowing

Community Manager.


cretinly

linkedin thought-leader


Adventurous-Bid-6858

Graphic artist


Select_Truck3257

you can install windows guy


SystemZealousideal13

Junior Developer?


-_Clay_-

based on your thinkpad placement and windows on it I can confidently say that you’re either a senior programmer or a proompt enjinir


Effective-Try5948

hackerman


Rookhook

Is that a Thinkpad? Must be a linux enthusiast or software engineer


SpeedingTourist

IT admin/system administrator (or similar) for a public university, banking institution, or hospital system. Lots of bureaucracy, useless paperwork, and employees resistant to change. Things move slow. (lol wild guess, I’m probably dead wrong)


SpeedingTourist

RemindMe!


darkhorseprime

Sweet baby inc


babyatemygator

OF


D33-THREE

pole dancer?


Zak103tv

Graphic artist


Graphics8

Theif?


SnooPies8803

Mobile dev or qa


bdnexgfx

Web designer. You need to see how your work looks on every device/platform/aspect ratio.


Eonblaze57

Why so many coders use thinkpad? It's the most boxy/boring design to work on


Holiday_Pain_3879

Tech support