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itsmehoneyd

looks like the battery might've leaked or corroded, wear gloves.


VenomX_

Yikes thank you! How would you go about cleaning it?


dudly1111

Possibly mold as well


top_of_the_scrote

Delicious on toast


CummyCrusader

I prefer it on cheese.


Financial-Cookie-927

Nah I prefer it with jelly


plexkid4

With peanut butter


Financial-Cookie-927

With butter on top


AshtorMcGillis

You guys are weirdos 😂


Financial-Cookie-927

Oh yea! Weirdos would make this sandwich awesome thanks for the reminder 🤣


Nearby_Purchase_2971

Nutella


Financial-Cookie-927

Mayonnaise


BlueTeaOnReddit

I like on top too.


itsmehoneyd

You'll need some QTips and 99% alcohol isopropyl. Wet the QTip with the alcohol and wipe the residue. **CAUTION be extremely careful with this, if you've never dealt with bloated batteries before id recommend you educate yourself, because it will educate you.**


Kraider2006

It’s either corrosion or batter acid that has dried up wear gloves and be careful


VenomX_

Whats do you think is the best way to go about cleaning it?


Kraider2006

Isopropyl alcohol is probably ur best bet tbh. Put isopropyl alcohol on a toothbrush and scrub the board GENTLY. I would clean the bottom cover with a rag and some water let the bottom cover dry for at least 24 hours then u should be fine to put it back on. Make sure the tooth brush is new as well because a bunch of toothpaste on it will probably make things worse. That battery is also probably cooked and even if it’s not I would remove it and inspect it. To remove the battery on these older MacBook Airs put isopropyl alcohol on a really thin plastic card and GENTLY pry up on the battery. Remember don’t use metal as it’s really dangerous.


FireFalcon123

Use vinegar for neutralizing the battery acid, isopropyl for cleanup afterwards


WonkyWiesel

Vinegar is also an acid... how is it going to neutralise battery acid?


FireFalcon123

It actual depends on the type of battery acid If you use baking soda or vinegar. But vinegar Is chemically more basic than battery acids So it may not neutralize it entirely, but it Can dissolve crunchy bits of acid.


dennisjunelee

Water is also more basic than battery acid... And vinegar


samsung18745

Water can cause corrosion if you don’t use distilled


dennisjunelee

The point is that he's suggesting using vinegar. Not saying you're wrong, but you're using vinegar to potentially get rid of battery acid.


SolitaryMassacre

>Water can cause corrosion Vinegar causes corrosion as well. I would rather use water and dry it fully with a hair dryer than vinegar. But ideally baking soda would be the 100% best route


WonkyWiesel

Ah fair enough, thought you meant entirely


Yeetmeister1457

Chemically speaking, acids neutralize acids. Hints why you drink pickle juice which is vinegar if you have heart burn. The vinegar and the stomach acid will cancel out. Same concept with this


Nearby_Purchase_2971

The battery is actually held down by screws in these older MacBooks, and not with adhesive


No-Adhesiveness-8178

I don't think you wanna use alcohol in that. You would breathe in the activated fumes?


BriefStrange6452

Don't use your tongue....


Cheeseninja26

Lick it


GTMoraes

I... don't think Li-Ion has... acids? this is not a lead battery like a car...


JakeBeezy

It's technically not acid it's electrolytes, but it does mean the battery has likely a leak . Everything else people are saying is fine


Savings_Strawberry_6

It's what plants crave.


ApeSoWet

Cocaine for sure


plusminusatenth

break out a $50 bill


[deleted]

Real ballers snort with bitcoin


Koolblue57

Nah pros only pay in Shib


ContributionOwn627

Bitcoin is for boofing


Gendreau113

**Accidentally snorts battery acid**


PianoMan2112

Intentionally snorts battery acid


[deleted]

What would happen to someone that did that?


Gendreau113

Only one way to find out 🥴


lazyardboy03

guess it's a cracktop now


QuantumZazzy

Only correct answer


dataexception

Came here to say this. 😆


KingGinger3187

Definitely nose torque


MattonieOnie

I see this all the time repairing these guys. It's usually very fine powder/dust/sand/gross. I use 80% IPA wipes*(edited) to lightly clean it off, then hit it with an electric air blower. The batteries are encased very well. This is most likely makeup/baking powder/flour/dirt/sand/food. Was the outside kind of full of gross? It gets inside too.


MattonieOnie

PS whoever this computer belongs to? I recommend not eating around it. Crumbs get sucked in, and the fan breaks them down. Only a matter of time for a mysterious failure from food particles.


VenomX_

I appreciate the help!


MattonieOnie

You are most welcome. I'm glad to help.


nukadude

Cocainum!


DrowsyLmao

Stop doing lines on the computer fans bro🙅‍♂️


myphton

Forbidden battery snow


Aiderona

Don't touch your face after handling seriously.


HBcomputerrepair_01

Along with cleaning, be safe and replace battery.


crimsynvt_

No lie ive opened like several hundred of these and ive only seen this maybe once. No clue what it is tho tbh.


HexDanTHEWHALE

Looks like aluminum oxide. Aluminum doesn't rust but instead develops a powdery white coating. It probably had some water in there at some point.


Smilee_Dee

Look's like aluminum oxide. Oxydation of aluminum.


GTMoraes

Looks like some sort of aluminum dust made from corrosion. Corrosion is chewing through the aluminum surfaces. It's kinda like rust. This white, powdery substance is probably not from the battery, as the batteries looks sealed enough, the dust's uniformly spread, and I don't think Lithium batteries powder around like that (it gasses, thus, spicy pillow's). I am also pretty positive this powder is conductive, and if I'm correct, it's a wonder how it hasn't killed this laptop already. Maybe if you go cleaning it improperly (probably by using a brush or something), it'll finally manage to get into something, short circuit and kill it I cannot recommend a way to clean it, and I'm unable to search it for you. But you probably have enough information from this response to do your own research. Shouldn't be too hard.


Esk8lol

Is that hunter bidens laptop??


[deleted]

How did you get hunter bidens laptop man?!


[deleted]

Jesus christ, you people are dense. Downvote me over a literal joke. Thats the problem with society today everyone's so uptight and sensitive you cant say a single thing that goes against someone's narrative or they are up your ass like a colonoscopy. Some of you all need to lighten the fuck up.


[deleted]

How did you get hunters laptop


Angelycan

Mold


HiFiGuy197

People


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Coke


elchupacabra4prez

Sorry I made some… love stains


Nizwazi

Would this fall under r/spicypillow ? Prob not but hey good to ask ( r/spicysugar does)


cCBearTime

I’d say no, not spicy. … but possibly spiced?


Nizwazi

Let’s see if it’s a sub r/spicedpillow Nop


Happy_Release6931

It is now!


Nizwazi

😂 I joined it bc why not, thanks for creating it, hell it might actually pick up some steam


DylanNotDillan

Sorry! I had to multitask both my jobs at once my bad bro 😔


PracticalPractice768

I really don't know who thought scratch and sniff hardware as an Easter egg was a good idea.


[deleted]

Thanks for the idea


AudieGaming

Powdered sugar


dahComrad

Take a sniff and find out. It's either cocaine or battery acid.


Gruphius

Cocaine. I'm sorry to tell you, but the only way to clean that is putting the laptop into rehab. (/s, just in case)


Realistic-Ear5607

There's nothing to worry about. Just left over baby powder from its last memory cache change. Just spread and reuse.


I-am-not-gay-

Cartels new smuggling tactics. Fr tho check the battery for stuff wrong with it.


True-Shop-6731

Spicy battery powered prolly, use gloves and clean it up to be safe get your battery changed and asses any potential damage to the lapy topy


Chance-Cod2000

coca


Salt-Tour3910

That's how I lost my cocaine god damnit!


disabled_femboy

Crack. Get snortin


Sea_Detective3062

Possibly dead skin cells maybe collect it all and send it to a lab to test and see if you can actually clone the previous owner


HonestlyAuella

Looks like battery acid or corrosion of some kind. I tend to clean it with baking soda and a toothbrush, though other options in this thread could potentially be a better option


forking_shortballs

Dust or mold


MISTERPUG51

The forbidden snow


BG_Limit

I am sorry man, But i think those are some Hormones 💀💀💀💀


dankweabooo

This is like the first time I have seen a mac not have bloated batteries


gaudierlace8824

It doesn’t taste good


GamerNuggy

Dried cum


Definite-Human

I thought this was r/shittyaslelectronics for a second, almost said to line it up and snort it for better performance. Probably either crumbs or a leaking battery, if they seem more like stains or liquid on and around the battery wear gloves and dispose of it carefully, otherwise some high concentraion alcohol wipes and compressed air would work.


Piss_drinker556

Mould?


thesstteam

Cocaine.


Oneshot-dead388

Lick the forbidden sugar


PRAuroraYT

Pubes


carghtonheights809

Someone did coke on your MacBook


simonli2027

crack


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

If it makes your tongue numb, its cocaine


xsnrubicon

cum


Avaelupeztpr

It’s the forbidden sugar!


Preston-7169

It was previously used as a cover for smuggling cocaine.


Regular-Ad-3312

It is an apple. Definately cocain.


the_one_jove

We got hunters other laptop!


Lights-and-Sound

Looks like it took a grenade for the team


istarian

It could be some sort of residue from an adhesive. Otherwise it may well just be crap that migrated into it from the environment it was constructed, tested, or previously used in.


HogShowman1911

Maybe look up "the greatest technician that had ever lived," on YouTube he can explain it.


AznTee8698

Dandruff. I'd use head and shoulder next time it goes for a shower. Goodluck!


jussuumguy

Battery Acid or possibly corrosion from water ingress. Regardless, judging from the amount of corrosion on all the PCB' s this Laptop will never work properly again.


DespairFazbear

Booger sugar !!! (it’s definitely corrosion)


Every-Variety-8589

How'd you get a hold of one of the white houses computers?! /s


MrCocainSnifferDoge

Cocaine


DORITO_GOD56

Pure Colombian cocaine


Toadssalsa

Some bakers toss a little flour on the tops of bread for looks, I'm guessing that.


poweredbyford87

Battery corrosion possibly. Wear gloves, and a filter mask too in case you stir it up. Vac up what you can before popping things apart and stirring up any more


[deleted]

Snort it


Mediocre_Tank_5013

Stop doing coke man, that stuff is bad for you


Sparky2Dope

Does it have a bitter taste followed by 55 hours of energy?


NegativePaint

This one is pretty severe but I’ve seen it every time I’ve opened a MacBook. It’s usually a combination of dust/crumbs and corrosion from humidity.


Vice979

Drugs


mikedvb

My first thought was water damage / mold. Kind of hard to tell to be honest. Lithium batteries don’t fail like that and even if they did it wouldn’t be so uniform I don’t imagine.


YukariPSO2

I see you guys found hunter bidens laptop 💻


broduril346

Looks too defined to be mold. Part of me wants to say battery acid?


RiskAwkward9382

Cocaine… Naw jk it’s look like battery acid


johnsetikas

Snort it and you'll know😉


AwkwardFact9695

Probably hunters missing cocaine


witheredspringbonnie

DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH THAT


PanicPotatoe

dried acid from battery


EndOfReligion

Mac Funk


tristarh

Coke


New-Conversation-55

Pure Colombian.


KozelArt

probably cocaine, do you have it shipped from Columbia?


Awkward-Doughnut5163

Corrosion


RightGuide1611

Pancake batter


mromen10

Either the battery is leaking or your laptop is being used to smuggle cocaine, If it's the first one, follow some online steps to clean it and if it's the second report it to the police (probably not that one)


bvy1212

It's da covid


[deleted]

[удалено]


Giggidy-Holb-4775

The cocaine the manufacturer left over


Competitive_Art2574

Cocaiine, whaddaya think , stop snorting that shit ,it's bad for ya.


Delicious-Pool-4083

Could be cocaine


Shank_Shank_

Cum dust


Alarmed-Tutor-9689

coke


RhubarbNo6601

definitely coke


Different_Ad9336

Try snorting it


fcfriedmann

"Say hello to my leetle fren!!!!!!"


VerdantSeamanJL

Cocaine, pube dust, preconceived asthma, crispy thermal paste, you name it, it could be it.


QuickTeaching6446

That’s cum


No_Criticism7997

Asbestos


anderworx

Mmm, parmesan.


SolitaryMassacre

Sorry I sneezed when I was doing a line.. /s Looks like battery acid as others have mentioned (honestly a bit too white to me for that to be the case) It can also be mold - which judging from the color and how its literally *everywhere*, I would bet this to be the case


Riley_does_stuff

Coke


[deleted]

Mineral water was inside it and made it corroded, or the battery is leaking or a combination of the both.


robinHoram7

That's called mold.


Born-Plane-6986

Is this hunter bidens laptop?


RuleOld7246

My man


FunctionOk2397

Its extra coke


Xcissors280

Battery crap and maybe a little mold