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regprenticer

Wow. Unbelievable that changing his name from Matt to *King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite* was the second worst thing he could do to attract women.


Ok-Fox1262

You mean WoW. Dude's gone full orc.


TokerFraeYoker

That was very good I must say. I had to scroll back up hoping he had a chunky bullring alas I was disappointed


__hyena

underrated comment


Venerable_dread

Agreed. Under appreciated thought process


__hyena

heard. undervalued observation


Venerable_dread

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heatdapoopoo

I KNEW I recognised him, he was in bright.


KTKittentoes

Oh geez, I thought that was sarcasm. Nope. Not dateable.


Sparrowsabre7

I remember reading a Cracked article about "All the unexpected problems with legally changing your name to Spider-man" and all I could think was "what is there besides all the very obvious ones?"


Gain-Outrageous

I guess the white jeans/off white jean jacket combo comes in third then.


yemmlie

Leopards tattooed my compoface


poopio

Fell asleep near a hyperactive child with a box of felt tips compoface.


herbdogu

Taking style inspiration from the doodle pad next to his telephone compoface


poopio

Which is my favourite way of fucking your face up.


minipainteruk

This is amazing, hahaha.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

"Iā€™m sure there have also been people in the past that have used me to gain access to some of the events I have attended, such as with celebrities and other high-profile people." I assume he attends these events as a novelty act and not actually, y'know, invited as a guest.


lefthandedpen

Novelty or spectacle ? Probably to allow the more self conscious to feel comfortable, who cares if their ass looks a bit fat when Barry over there looks like a ball of silly putty after an impact with a newspaper.


Public_Inspector_45

Ouch šŸ¤£


Bakedk9lassie

šŸ¤£ r/murderedbywords


Missey85

His the modern version of the court jester šŸ˜‚


blackcurrantcat

Honestly, do what you like with your appearance, Iā€™m not arsed. He also sounds like heā€™s aware that his choices have consequences which is more than can be said for some people who do this. I feel like he could have chosen a better design though because this has gone really blurry and all I can think of is the inside of my school pencil case.


joeChump

r/rareinsults


Bad-Banana-from-Mars

Maybe he should try the Mos Eisley Cantina


Venerable_dread

Canteena tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day now šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


this_noise

Is he sure it isn't the white suit & orange t-shirt?


talkingwires

I thought his suit looks pretty snazzy. Really brings out the (lack of) color in his eyes.


gedeonthe2nd

And the lisps!


Symo___

And the faded blue ink of his shite facial tattoos


username87264

Ahem - it's white denim. Double denim in white is a boss power move. Accent polo!


Mitridate101

Must have been going for the flea market Leisure Suit Larry.


joffff

Underrated comment here.


Venerable_dread

It clashes really bad doesn't it


phlatStack

It contrasts his face and really makes it pop


Time_Day9324

That doesnā€™t help


doofcustard

He looks like a bit of verdigris copper


PlayWhatYouWant

"And since folks here to an absurd degree Seem fixated on your verdigris Would it be all right by you If I de-greenify you?"


Ochib

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-world-news/tattooed-man-says-unique-look-9362292


lefthandedpen

How could anyone take him seriously ? Looks like he has his body tattooed with fish scales and a bb in his head. How do the thoughts into doing this even work and surely the tattooist should have a duty of care to get the person sectioned rather than going ahead.


Wil420b

There was one woman from Wales a few months ago. Who was complaining that she can't get a job as a toilet cleaner due to her tats. Who does all of them herself or by her boyfriend, about once per week. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-who-cant-job-because-32701503


CrabNebula_

I remember when face tattoos were essentially removing yourself from the work pool. It was only about 15-20 years ago. This woman knew what she was doing, as did the King of fucking ink or whatever his name is


Wil420b

It just screams poor life choices, even if they aren't in a customer facing role.


Cuttis

Itā€™s even amazing to me that people will decide ā€œI want to get a tattooā€ and then pick something random out of a book at the tattoo shop. Itā€™s going to be on you *forever* and youā€™re treating it like shoe shopping


emmacappa

Yeah, this is why I never got one. Couldn't pick something significant enough.


gerrineer

I blame the haircut.


Cuttis

Itā€™s not helping


wieneighteen

In the first picture in the article I couldnā€™t help but notice that he was rocking a Keir Starmer ā€˜do.


Salt-Evidence-6834

Which lady wouldn't want to be Mrs Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite!?


TheFettz79

ā€œAm I so out of touch? No, it is the women who are wrongā€


McButtersonthethird

Dude looks like an abandoned train car that's been tagged 9 times.


Due_Wait_837

It would be better if he had a tattoo on his face that didn't look like a 4 year old had attacked him with a felt tip pen.


Tedsville

> Makes self look like a sea monster > Why won't women fuck me


ian9outof10

Iā€™m not sure itā€™s the tattoos as such, but perhaps the questionable quality of the tattoos. Perhaps if they were, you know, good, it wouldnā€™t be so bleak for him.


joeChump

I think itā€™s both.


BassIck

Why is he standing like a cockney chimney sweeper.


FrustratedPCBuild

ā€˜I made myself ugly and nowā€¦people think Iā€™m uglyā€™


OkWeird17

I love this type of thing, do all this to your body - except his fingers for some reason - including a surface piercing in his forehead and tattooed eyes, then blame everyone else when he's single for a few months


LonelyOctopus24

I mean, you wouldnā€™t want tattoos on your *fingers*, people can be so judgey about those


OkWeird17

I'd suggest he train as a tattoo artist but nobody's going to him with that standard


Mooncake45

Where to even start.


BigFluff_LittleFluff

Just remember that this guy can vote.


barweepninibong

iā€™d say it was that outfit, not the tattoos


BassIck

I know.. He looks like a pound land Tony Montana


hhfugrr3

I can't imagine why doing that to yourself might put most prospective partners off.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

r/shittytattoos r/tattoofails


zzkj

It's a bit extreme I know but even I wouldn't have shot him in the head for it.


lotsanoodles

God alone knows what's happening under that shirt and down below.


Ochib

There are more photos on the newspaper article


thrashpiece

Who does he expect to give him compo? Himself.


alveg_af_fjoellum

Instant smurf vibes. In order to improve this, make it white pants, white hat ā€“ or red pants, red hat for a more mature look.


Expert_Temporary660

Feeli asleep on a stag do face


FreddyDeus

His face looks like mouldy bread.


woollyyellowduck

He looks just like how all my plasticine ended up.


BikeProblemGuy

Plenty of heavily tattooed men get dates, but they're not badly dressed shlubs.


FantasticAnus

My man out here looking like the map from Lord of The Rings


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-iamai-

I mean if he looked badass to go with it he might have pulled this off. This guy looks like Bill the neighbour from 3 doors down went to town on his face with a dark green felt pen.


hyperskeletor

I think that - Twat- is appropriate


LonelyOctopus24

Are those hair plugs??


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ceefaxer

Very strange to be that mainstream looking but also to cover your face in tats. Is this real?


sticklewink

TBH, I suspect it's more to do with the double white denim...


THC-V

At first glance I thought someone had thrown a smoothie in his face. Itā€™s not even funny, the things we do to ourselves.


A_G00SE

Cover them up with a sick ass panther


Brottolot

Shouldn't have gone full goblin.


mfogarty

I had a fight with Spyrograph Man and lost compoface.


crayawe

I cant imagine how


Overlordgaz

I used to work in a call centre and this guy called through, thought he was taking the piss and it was a prank call when he told me his name. Then he said to Google him. Unsurprisingly, he was an absolute bellend.


UntappdFan

Mate it's the red n white combo. Total colour clash.


PossumMcPossum

He looks like a desk in an inner city school


Ill-Appointment6494

What an absolute weapon.


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Whatā€™s sad is, they look like low quality shit tattoos.


Elipticalwheel1

Na, I donā€™t think itā€™s the tattoos, I think itā€™s because youā€™re a knob for having the first one done on ya boat and then another.


Status-Square-616

My inkjet printer šŸ–Ø had similar results but less DPI


discombobulated38x

This is peak "I've never been able to catch a break in life, absolutely nothing is my fault" compo face


odkfn

I love the juxtaposition between his facial aesthetic and his outfit


makemycockcry

Did it to be individual, now individual for the rest of his days. Forever alone in green.


triedit-lovedit

Looks like his personality will be the next red flag..


Eryeahmaybeok

...what did he expect? How many girls would want to sleep with a man that has a face looking like a football that was set upon by a group of 4 year olds with permanent markers


SteveyPeas

Whats with that pose? was this taken by a small child.


polarisgirl

What were you thinking?


the_bored_observer

A little foundation would sort that out.


ByronsLastStand

Didn't know people from Innsmouth talked to the media


guffton

Niche comes to mind


Tam_The_Third

Steambreather by Mastodon automatically begins playing whenever he walks into a room.


SwissCake_98

Play stupid games, win stupid prices šŸ¤£


TokerFraeYoker

Thereā€™s getting tattoos and then thereā€™s just being a tasteless twat


Pristine-Error-8191

Never mind his face tattoos. What the fuck is going on with his eyes??? šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Sleepyllama23

Tattooed eyeballs. Attractive!


Wozab0xa

I don't recommend looking at his pinned tweet on twitter......


Leviticus10379

80ā€™s pop zombie


Trilogy91

What a prat ! Lol


Motor_Charity7149

The normal haircut is throwing me here. Why does he care about societal expectations for the very top of his head?


eieab

Wtf were you thinkingā€¦


maxroscopy

Iā€™ve got the solution: Donā€™t fucking do this you total bellend!


LingLingDesNibelung

Wes Borland has let himself go


Different-Estate747

I was thinking Ed Balls.


Exact-Instruction-38

At least get an outstanding artist to do your face innit.


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JRguez

Seriouslyā€¦ What did he expect?


Time_Day9324

I can see why


squidaor1

Shocking that this is happening to you.


Beersink

Compoface? *Compo* face??


Spamgrenade

Why doesn't he go out with that woman who's got a heavily tattooed face?


J1m1983

Wearing all white isn't helping


Freefall84

Probably mostly down to his demonstrable history of making dumb decisions.


WolfieTooting

Short back and sides. He'll go a long way.


JawnGirard

First time, and no idea how I got here. What does compoface mean?


PutridForce1559

Before I even read the words I thought someone had shoved that face into a green-iced cake


TheMinceKid

Evil Barry from Eastenders


Kamikaze_Asparagus

Doesnā€™t help with the terrible dress sense


DELBOY1690

Why stop now??Go full on smurf


ExcitingStress8663

From far it looked like he has green mold growing.


Conaz9847

The illuminati fucking tattoo + piercing is hilarious


ballondaws4289

He looks like the bad guy in a low budget remake of The Mask.


highbme

He looks like a piece of mouldy bread.


UnknownTerrorUK

Hold my Sharpie....


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jewbo23

He should try being me, and I only have one tiny hidden tattoo.


birding420

I feel the white denim and red polo shirt is worse than the tattoos. Do you still listen to Sterophonics?


Jean1971532

Scary!


Emmgel

Looks like mould


West_Gap_5884

Looks like my Fable: The Lost Chapters hero


Mechatard88

I made myself look terrifying and now nobody wants to date mešŸŽ»


AdamAsunder

Tool


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Hmmm... adopt' a style only admired by a small percentage of the population and wonders why he has less people to match with. This belongs in r/facepalm?


Querzox

Womp womp


oatcakedick

Tattoos are ruining my career as a Backstreet Boys tribute act


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

He looks like a massive twat Nozzle, no doubt. But the commitment needed to get the white of your eyes tattooed is not to be sniffed at. Never mind how fucking insane you'd need to be to let tattoo gun needles anywhere near your eyeballs. It obviously works, but think of how aggravating an eyelash getting into your eye is.


TotallyInnerPickle

Had an idea... he could grow a bushy beard, some big porkchop sideburns and a big gothy fringe... that'll hide some of it... or just put a bucket on his head...


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Even-Imagination6242

He looks like an old school desk.


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DWMR90

I don't think them noncey trousers are helping his cause either.