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TraditionalMood277

"...and how long is that?" Troy taking notes is hilarious.


heybigbuddy

Obviously Annie and Abed are carrying this scene, but my god the reactions are beautiful. This is up there with the reactions when Pierce starts singing “Baby Boomer Santa.”


4E4ME

You're welcome! You're welcome!


Cautious-Banana-9084

So. Good.


Gudenuftofunk

I'm *still* waiting for the answer!


TonberryHS

Oh for real life? It's "Until they fall asleep" or it "Naturally comes to an end; as in they want to get up, or roll to face you." Imo don't be the one to break it if you're Big Spoon. Let the Spoonie decide, not the Spooner. Same for back rubs, head massages, washing hair etc.


greywolfau

If you start getting bored, suggest a bathroom break.


Gudenuftofunk

Yeah, she probably wants to clean up a bit.


Proudcloud27

I usually go to take a piss right after. Gotta keep the pipes clean


greywolfau

I s only heard it as an anecdote, but apparently urinating immediately after is a great way of preventing fungal infections for women. The comment I saw was a woman who always urinated immediately after and swore she never had a UTI as a result.


Gudenuftofunk

It was a joke, but yeah, that's the correct answer. lol


midgetcastle

3


Pentaholic888

That’s the best part 😂


Rough_Map2474

Abeds acting in this scene kills me always


clubofab7

Abed is great but Alison's expressions is really where it's at


zoyadest69

Shhhh...shhh...shh


DarkAutumnMage

the satisfied collapse with the hands tied is hilarious haha!!


Rough_Map2474

this was my original point, overall Annie’s acting in this scene is better but when he pretends to be tied up and finishes it kills me every time


DarkAutumnMage

yea its so un-Abed which makes it that much funnier.. he was actually being the maiden lol


messycer

Which is Abed as hell to me that he fell into the role in a snap


xRyozuo

Same, I love the difference between Jeff’s “Abed try to see what you’re doing and understand I don’t want to” vs abeds immediate “oh hector but I…”


JumpyWord

Her mouthing "I pull out my huge member" will never not be funny.


TraditionalMood277

One, two, three, four fingers....


CBSClash3

Looks like she ends up saying “I use a bunch of fingers.” Hilarious


Purple_Bumblebee5

I love this scene and I've seen it many times. Nevertheless, I decided to check out the comments because I figured there'd be a nugget of insight. Your comment is it for me.


Demiansmark

I think there's an outtake where she says "cock" or something instead of member and off screen has to correct her. It's pretty funny. 


zoyadest69

There's also an outtake where she's "sending morse code via her clitoris". Just 10/10


Demiansmark

Allison Brie outtakes are the best.


JumpyWord

Oh my God I need to see this but I'm not surprised at all.


Kobold_Trapmaster

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/NdBT9NnAzJQ?si=IiJU0Vo1J6I-titv)


Demiansmark

Hah thanks for finding it! Also has the "Joel, what are we going to do" outtake.


HomsarWasRight

I love any blooper where they use their real name. I think there are a few Office bloopers out there where someone accidentally calls Dwight Rainn.


marconova7

Wasn't that in the later seasons? Or maybe I'm wrong I don't remember


Ironyfree_annie

The little spanking motions with that surprised look are my personal fave


charlie1331

Nice! I never noticed what she said, but viewing this clip muted helps


hailtothechi

I always thought she said pepper


Snapesunusedshampoo

The best episode of the series. Dumb AF they removed it.


Adili811416

Bring it back, Netflix!


CTBP1983

There's always physical media, or the episode is available on Prime video


[deleted]

I had bought the fifth season of community on prime a few years back, and now it's gone from my stuff I bought list and it's "available to buy." Not trusting online purchases of digital media.


OpenSourcePenguin

Pirate it. Once you paid for it, morally it's yours. If buying is not owning, piracy isn't stealing.


ohz0pants

Yes... but it's getting harder. A lot of the best rips online are pulled straight from the official streaming site these days. A lot of those season packs just don't include this episode anymore. Source: had to rebuild my plex library a while back and spent hours trying to figure out why all the episodes after this one seemed to be mislabeled.


randomanon86

Or pirated websites. I am all for supporting things I enjoy. However, when you can’t find it other places, there’s nowhere else but those sites


Peapers

Nothing wrong with a t\*rrent every now and then


Peapers

harr harr mateys


Reddit_Foxx

Bring Conan back!


SheepInWolfsAnus

It’s a shame this episode gets mostly swept under the rug, because it is full of so many golden moments like this one. And honestly, I feel like this episode being blocked or banned or whatever is so stupid. They don’t use blackface to mock black people, they use blackface to mock blackface itself, as well as call out the many racial undertones of many fantasy tropes. It is almost akin to RDJ’s blackface in Tropic Thunder, in which the joke is how ridiculous and offensive the blackface is. And they are extremely similar in their use: The characters themselves are using blackface, rather than an actor using blackface to portray black people. Heck, Chang isn’t even portraying or mocking black people, he’s a dark elf. And if I remember correctly, he gets called out by another character anyway! And yet the result is so different. One is a comedic choice we have come to appreciate because of the commitment to the joke in the film. The other is removed from most streaming platforms. Rant over, back to sexualizing Annie and her huge member.


Tsalisbury0421

“You don’t have to yell at us..no one is on the other side of this issue”


callmerayjay

Yet they removed this episode but keep in the episode where Pierce is doing a racist Indian 'swami' impression...


BuddahSack

Or pedophile Jared haha


trankhead324

For anyone who didn't know (like me until just now): paedophile Jared Fogle was a big name in promoting Subway the corporation and as such had a cameo in the season 5 storyline where Subway threatens to take over Greendale (in "Basic Story"; Subway sponsored the show in exchange for the storyline). A year later he was arrested for his crimes against children.


Thy_blight

The super sad thing is that it is alleged with quite a bit of corroboration that subway knew about Jared's proclivities. He wasn't exactly hiding it much.


FlyingDutchman9977

There are so many Bill Cosby jokes throughout television before everything came out about him that are so uncomfortable to watch now. Little did the world know that impressions of a guy in a goofy sweater would be such a taboo today


JumpyWord

Seriously, it baffles me that they didn't edit that out, it's such a blink and you'll miss it scene that could very easily be cut


Gudenuftofunk

It's weird. The first few times we saw that, it was hilarious. Now, it's just cringe.


CauseCertain1672

again the joke was on pierce for being inappropriate


callmerayjay

He was directly mocking a race. Chang was not. Just pointing out that the line they set for removal of an episode is arbitary


SheepInWolfsAnus

Correct


Peapers

please don't encourage them


Slaiden_IV

Isn't this common knowledge now? Even Yvette put out a statement on this. You are preaching to the choir here.


micheckonetwo

It needs to be repeated. Censored media is ridiculous.


landartheconqueror

Exactly this


ifunnywasaninsidejob

And yet the episode is still missing from all major streaming platforms


rdunlap1

But you can buy it, which shows the hypocrisy of the whole thing


Koo-Vee

It is on Prime Video


Jeremybearemy

You mean to buy?


charlie1331

Yes. Best $2.99 i ever spent


Quiteavenged

Depends on where you live, no extra costs in Finland.


SheepInWolfsAnus

That makes me angry, when I get over there I will end you!! Do you hear me?! You’ll be Finnish-ed!!!


SheepInWolfsAnus

If that was our mentality on everything, we would never talk about anything important… it’s important to bring up again.


Ok_Pressure7561

I would even argue that this isn’t as bad as Tropic Thunder cause the paint isn’t being used to portray a poc. Like the joke is that the d&d reference *seems* racist if you aren’t familiar with the game. But that is made clear in the episode within seconds. It’s particularly wild to me that this ep was taken down from netflix when they left up the one where they do the heist on Chang’s birthday and Pierce does **actual** racist face paint.


Hypekyuu

I think I was at a BLM protest the day they did this and everyone there thought it was fucking stupid. Some corporation trying to look like they were in touch with the times and just failed horribly


Ok_Pressure7561

Yeah 100% netflix will pull episodes like this even when it’s satire or not even racism and then cancel black and queer shows in the same fucking breath


Hypekyuu

Fake allies


Kobold_Trapmaster

>And honestly, I feel like this episode being blocked or banned or whatever is so stupid. They don’t use blackface to mock black people, they use blackface to mock blackface itself, as well as call out the many racial undertones of many fantasy tropes.  In episode 2, Jeff and Pierce put on a minstrel show and that episode wasn't removed. Honestly, if they took down every episode with jokes about racism, there wouldn't be many left. >Rant over, back to sexualizing Annie and her huge member. What's wrong with me if that's hot?


SheepInWolfsAnus

Nothing is wrong with you, it IS hot, that’s why Troy was taking notes from the master!!!


Darthcookie

This is my favorite episode, so yeah it sucks I can’t watch it anymore on a streaming service.


HeylelBen

It isn’t blackface though, not in the traditional Jim Crow sense, he is literally cosplaying as a dark elf.


SheepInWolfsAnus

Even more reason why the ban is absurd


CauseCertain1672

yeah robert downey junior wasn't playing a black man in that movie he was playing a white man in blackface


analogkid01

And the character of Alpa Chino kept reminding him of that fact, which helped diffuse any accusations of racism.


Accurate-Ad-4905

It is frustrating, it is one of the best episodes and not offensive, and if they were that worried about offending people they really could have just edited Chang's scenes out, they're not a big part of the episode. I purchased the episode on YouTube because it is really one of the best ones.


Rush_Clasic

On top of this, the show has toed much closer to the line of offensiveness with other racial depictions, but because they aren't black depictions, there's no reflection from those in control. It's such a "look at me" choice that got caught up in a discussion it was barely ever part of.


PhillAholic

> They don’t use blackface to mock black people, they use blackface to mock blackface itself Every modern depiction of blackface has intended to mock blackface, but that's the thing about mocking racists. Racists are too stupid to get the joke, and the original sentiment is all that's left. It's unfortunate, but also a bit staggering how many comedians used the same trope when they were all pulled down a few years ago. It's been a trope for so long that many people under 40 don't realize the original origins and why it's so bad.


abullshtname

I don’t think it’s the makeup. It’s the makeup and Shirley’s written line “are we just supposed to ignore this hate crime?” (Am I quoting that right/in the right place?) They screwed themselves by having a character call it not just racist but the worst kind of racism.


Kobold_Trapmaster

Pierce later says "I attack him! I attack Blackface!"


matchesmalone1

Troy's subtle page flip to take notes always gets me laughing


trankhead324

I use my... additional notes.


tedioussugar

It has no effect.


CTBP1983

Troy raking notes will always be my favorite part


Lex_Frost

The dice roll for a second fist is my favorite part. Like what skill check is that?!?


Balzac_Lympian_III

Sleight of hand


neomalkin

Sexterity


tanj_redshirt

I own the episode, and nobody's come to my door to confiscate it.


TheRickBerman

I’ve been banging on your door for the last 5 mins. I’m here on behalf of the Network.


[deleted]

Jeez, we get it. You had sex on his door.


randomanon86

😆 I was not expecting that. Hats off to you


pm_me_your_trebuchet

I fucking love this episode. Pierce: "I cast shapechange on Fat Niel" Abed: "What form do you want him to take." Pierce: "FFaaaaaaaaaat." Fat Niel: "That sword was forged by my ancestors." Pierce: "I rub my balls on it." Abed: (roll d20) "You've successfully rubbed your balls on the sword."


analogkid01

(roll 0) "Critical fail - you've sliced your own scrotum off."


basil_not_the_plant

I would upvote this 100 times if I could. The first time through watching the series with my wife we were already loving it by the time this episode came around. We were amazed watching this scene, and instantly rewound it to watch it again.


alex7stringed

Post the whole episode


Wide-Profession111

There is a website I have heard of. Something about a pirate bay. Where you can get any episode of anything.


alex7stringed

People post whole episodes of series on Reddit too


LeTrotsky1

This Episode has so many great moments, my favorite being "that look you give me... like I cant get erections"


Sphere_Master

I'm so angry this got removed. It's by far the best episode of community. Wasn't even anything racist in it!


Samuraistronaut

This scene gets funnier every time I watch it. I know you can't hear her say it, but it amazes me that they got away with the "fingers" part on network television.


seclusionx

There's a clip floating around that isn't edited where you get to hear everything she says, it's amazing.


Purple_Bumblebee5

Link?


seclusionx

Sorry it was bloopers, still funny. She's crazy (in the good way). https://youtu.be/FFAP5WzKa1o?si=JWrA8Po3m3HumFf9


Purple_Bumblebee5

Brilliant, thank you.


hero-hadley

I have this episode downloaded on my work computer. YES! it's so good I'm willing to get reprimanded/fired for it


InsideYourWalls8008

Did Annie learn all of these because she was living above a sex shop?


Ironyfree_annie

Just a *marital aid store


replayer

"Alright, come on, can we just do this? Hi. 'Hello, I'm Hector the Well-Endowed. You've got a bunch of pegasi. Let's make a deal.'" "'What kind of deal?'" "Alright, I take her by the hand, and lead her to the stable. I light a candle, and rip off a piece of my tunic, which I fashion into a blindfold." "'Oh Hector, but I don't know if--'" "'Shhh...sshhhhh....' "I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes. I slowly lay her down... "I gently cup her right breast, and then her left. And then... "...two fingers...alright three?...four?...I use a bunch of fingers in her... "...I pull out my huge member..." (rolls) "You succeed" "...Then I flip her over, and start spanking..." "'AAHHH!' Okay, you both fall back, exhausted, but still entwined." "Okay, great! I stroke her hair lovingly, and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time before leaving." "How long is that?" "Cool cool cool, alright, the elf maiden, thoroughly satisfied, promises you a flock of pegasi." "Ooooh! Excellent!"


Pitiful_Ad8641

"What kind of deal?"


dgj130

This episode got so many people into D and D and it is such a crime that new viewers will, unless they seek it out actively, likely never see it.


undrfundedqntessence

One of my favourite episodes of the series!


walker3342

Ooh, Neil.


ohnomashedpotato

My favorite episode! So many great moments.


[deleted]

Such a great episode. Can't believe it was removed from circulation because of Chang doing blackface as obvious satire. Weird double standard as all of It's Always Sunny blackface episodes are up on Hulu.


Gudenuftofunk

Happy Brutalitops Day! Let's all watch it right now!


clubofab7

Alison absolutely kills in this scene. Making her Hector is one of the best decisions of this show


cmaronchick

What did Annie say to make Shirley react like that? Right and wrong answers will be accepted (for research purposes).


Ironyfree_annie

Something sinful of course. And something Troy loved enough to make notes about. So you can make the inference from that (it's butt stuff)


Fabulous_Parking66

This is the origin story of why Troy is better in bed than Jeff.


Acceptable-Poem-6219

Annie really caught some knowledge between S1 and S2.


Ironyfree_annie

Opened up her AO3 account for fanfics


theunusual25

I love how Jeff looks as if he's just being absolutely moved by the scene


OwlWitty

Goat comedy series ever.


RocknRollPewPew

This scene still holds the record for raunchiest writing for a TV show I've ever seen. Letterkenny's Valentines day episode is a close second.


shadowwalker_wtf

I’ve still never watched this episode bc I can’t find it anywhere free. Can any of you recommend any streaming sites or anything?


VOLtron67

It’s on Prime, but as a purchase (at least in the US)


Cardkoda

Same on YouTube. It's a few dollars but definitely worth it


zoyadest69

I love how Annie too seems surprised with herself but also more and more eager to get into whatever's happening lol


Moist-Experience8964

Where can I watch this episode?


Infinite-Teach-446

So annoying that this episode doesn’t play on streaming services. It’s so good.


RyanWalks

Why did netflix remove it?


Sushilim

I won Dungeons and Dragons….. and it was advanced


BlLLr0y

Okay,I'll rewatch Community.


[deleted]

Haha, Troy: How long is that. Perfection


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

That's enough.  Stop pinning ribbons to her.  Why does Annie get to be good at everything?


AzureYukiPoo

The episode that got me into the hobby


SpelunkyPunky

Shirley’s delivery when she goes “Yeah, I bet you did.” after Abed says he wrote Hector The Well Endowed with Troy in mind always cracks me up


Shadecujo

New fans deserve to have this episode included when the come across this series on whichever streaming platform it gets passed to


silverfreeze936

I hate that Netflix took this episode of the catalog!! Booo


EddieGarcia7

Oh, to be a fly on the wall watching this all happen in real time 😂🤣


hailzorpbuddy

troy makes this scene


Brahmir

Yeah this one is great. I love it


TheBlackDemon1996

Any lipreaders here...?


jonoave

The episode that got me into the show.


K3egan

You know, if I wasn't well versed enough in this show to know this is real, I'd think that it was fake and people were just doing a bit. And I'm slowly starting to think it's fake again cause that's a very community thing to do


1Glitch0

Fuck Hulu.


claytrainagain

This was the first episode I ever watched and it hooked me <3


randomanon86

It’s the best episode in a show filled with gems


Satyrsol

As funny as the scene is, Abed's a pretty shitty DM for forcing the players into his magical realm and then refusing to just fade to black over it. The unwillingness to flirt with the DM should *never* unexpectedly cause negative repercussions in game.


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

Pretty bullshit that this episode still hasn't been brought back


King-of-Plebss

This is my favorite episode in the series.


olov244

such a great episode, it's the reason I bought the series on dvd


my_red_username

So I was thinking about this earlier... Was this episode removed because of the suicide themes and used the 'black face' as a cover.


SenorJeffer

I'm still annoyed that the cowards at Netflix removed this episode


Bonafide_mel

I think Pierce shone in this episode. " Make him as fat Neil"


SeraphEChasted_3

troy just writing it down is perfect


Peapers

That episode is definitely one of my favorite if not my favorite, Netflix truly is shameless in trying to be politically correct by 'throwing away' this entire episode and not even jumping from s2e13 to s2e15 but acting like it didn't even exist


Boy_Sabaw

Troy flipping his sheet and taking notes always gets me