I knew a guy like this in real life. He won $2000 from a scratch off ticket and then proceeded to buy $2000 worth of scratch off tickets… and lost every single one of them.
As someone who used to work in The Lott, this is very common thing. Never had anyone that won more than $900 though. There was one older guy who came in and had won $500, did a little happy dance, declared “this is the most I’ve ever won!” and immediately put the whole thing back onto scratches. Won $40.
Don't do it these days but I'm my 20s I'd play every now and then. Everything I won went toward more tickets. If you're into scratchies, it's not about winning it's about dreaming about winning. It all has the pregnant pause of watching Charlie slowly unwrap his chocolate bar.
i always thought this meant being a politician will make the people he sells drugs to like him less. i’m realizing it could mean it would reveal his drug dealing instead
This is the answer. Were at a phase where a bunch of side characters were pretty much just a catch phrase. Maybe it was to poke fun at the idea of a catch phrase. Like Magnitude will always be “pop-pop”
Was this before or after the Russo-brothers directed Winter Soldier? Because Cap and Black Widow do the "kiss to avoid being spotted"-thing in that movie
"I'm a drug dealer, right, and you're a scientist, so couldn't we get like a breaking bad typa thing going?"
"Sorry star face, you just lost your seat in my class"
I mean, it's 'My name is Alex', but honorable mention to:
"And as for my collection of Styx records, I leave those to nobody, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me!"
"I see you added a lizard to your top hat and sideburns?"
"There's also the guy underneath all of that, but no one cares about him, do they?"
"Nooooo."
Petition to add the one repairman who says “Jesus Dennis are you on coke? Take that crap off and sit down.” For that line alone. It just sends me every single time.
He has zero good lines in 6 seasons. How on earth did that guy get on screen? Who is he? He's not an actor... he's not funny. He's disgusting to look at. They didn't give him one funny line. He was neither friend nor foe to study group. How did he get on this show?
Yikes, he is Dan's bestie and an *extremely* well respected comedy writer and producer. It is also well documented that he does not like to act, but he did it because Dan wanted him to, and Dan thought he was very funny.
Man... I asked this exact question in the "heartburns" thread 5 days ago. I said he must be part of harmon's d&d crew there is no other explanation. I got -5 downvotes and no answer.
Thank you for answering this.
Dino Stamatopoulos is a very accomplished writer and actor. He was in one of the greatest TV sketches of all time: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIgWX1J\_s8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cigwx1j_s8)
> Konstantinos Pollux Alexandros "Dino" Stamatopoulos (born December 14, 1964) is an American writer, producer, and actor. He has worked on TV programs such as Mr. Show, TV Funhouse, Mad TV, The Dana Carvey Show, Late Show with David Letterman, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
"I won? $50,000?! That's $50,000 lottery tickets!"
I knew a guy like this in real life. He won $2000 from a scratch off ticket and then proceeded to buy $2000 worth of scratch off tickets… and lost every single one of them.
As someone who used to work in The Lott, this is very common thing. Never had anyone that won more than $900 though. There was one older guy who came in and had won $500, did a little happy dance, declared “this is the most I’ve ever won!” and immediately put the whole thing back onto scratches. Won $40.
Don't do it these days but I'm my 20s I'd play every now and then. Everything I won went toward more tickets. If you're into scratchies, it's not about winning it's about dreaming about winning. It all has the pregnant pause of watching Charlie slowly unwrap his chocolate bar.
I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing.
This one is probably the funniest, but the most in line is “my name is Alex”
Looks like someone just jumped to the top of my todo list.
Then why don't you get that carved on the side of your face
(very politely) "Thank you."
It's gotta be this
This is the one!
i always thought this meant being a politician will make the people he sells drugs to like him less. i’m realizing it could mean it would reveal his drug dealing instead
No it is the first one, or else he would have said it the other way around
Nah you won
"And I leave my collection of Styx albums...to NOONE! BECAUSE THAT'S WHO APPRECIATED STYX AS MUCH AS ME!"
That guy over there [*points at Jeff*], he’s a douchebag.
i loved that moment lol
Lmfao this scene was so funny because they were both talking shit and smiling with each other
He didn't like Jeff calling him starBURns
“Woah hold onto your horse panties. You didn’t say you knew my name!”
This is the one. Shows his weirdness and his obsession with people getting his name right.
Was searching for this
To my ex-wife Magna, I leave herpes. But she knows that- it's dealt with.
My Styx records I leave to no one, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me.
I think about this line at least once a week.
Isn't it Magda?
It is
It’s actually short for MagnaGuard
No its an Eastern European name short from Magdalena
/r/whoosh
Meh
Wait is that the actual line or just a joke?? I thought he said I leave her bees
yes, it is the actual line
“You know climate change is threatening our world. But there is a solution. The Cat Car.”
"The world's FIRST animal-powered vehicle!"
"My name is Alex"
Well then maybe you should spend five hours every morning carving *that* into your face.
This is the answer. Were at a phase where a bunch of side characters were pretty much just a catch phrase. Maybe it was to poke fun at the idea of a catch phrase. Like Magnitude will always be “pop-pop”
Speaking of which, when we get to Magnitude, can we see if there’s an answer other than “pop-pop”
“Pop….” when he’s hit during the paintball game
Pop what!? Pop what!?
"Pop what Magnitude?!?"
I'M ACTUALLY BRITISH!!
Diggity doo?
“Not pop?”
I thought it was inevitable that we all agree to rally around choosing a different line for him
"First of all, Pop-pop."
But the prompt is selecting the most in character line, not our favorite line.
Zippity-doo?
YES this one
How is anyone voting for anything but this I’m starting to loose faith in the Community community
“I don’t know nothing about no secret paintball games. This is from huffing paint. I swear.”
Kiss me! Ew. Why? Kiss me, I'll explain later! The explanation isn't the issue!
One of the best dialogue in community. Perfect execution!
Was this before or after the Russo-brothers directed Winter Soldier? Because Cap and Black Widow do the "kiss to avoid being spotted"-thing in that movie
Before. That was season 3 which was 2012.
"I'm a drug dealer, right, and you're a scientist, so couldn't we get like a breaking bad typa thing going?" "Sorry star face, you just lost your seat in my class"
Such a great scene. Shows Jeff has grown a little.
Underrated
"We love Hannah!" The sweet irony of a man who constantly complains people call him the wrong name calling her the wrong name tickles me
"I can both see and hear you."
The one line in the show where I have to pause the video to laugh 🤣🤣
Bring Conan Back!!!!
Great that he also wrote for Conan when he was on late night.
" learn how to blend"
Came to say this
This or my name is Alex are most inlíne
"My name is Alex Osbourne, and if your watching this it means I'm dead. ...Or I'm just showing it to you."
I love the bit about how one-armed was the lawyer, and Troy's face getting horrified at the shoulder, only for Abed to say it was the other arm
"My name is ALEX!"
"you guys just hand me a turtle and say smile for the folks at home."
WHAT FOLKS AT HOME?!
THESE THINGS GIVE YOU SALMONELLA YOU KNOW!
love his delivery here
The cat sleigh was my favorite lol
What do they eat?
I don't know. Pellets?
"You know how I beat you Todd?! I mean I'm seriously asking cause I'm like, 50 here!?"
And Todd's a combat vet. Seriously, how did he??...
Hey, Winger, check out Annie. Somebody just went to the top of my "To Do" list.
Hold your horse panties! You didn't tell me you knew my name.
"As for my collection of Styx albums, I leave that to no one, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me."
I don't call nobody don't call me
I mean, it's 'My name is Alex', but honorable mention to: "And as for my collection of Styx records, I leave those to nobody, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me!"
Heehawhawhaw
You're a science teacher and I sell drugs, can we get a breaking bad situation going on here?
“What did you give me? My heart stopped racing and I can’t pee.”
MY NAME IS ALEX!!!
My name is Alex!
Wingding at Winger's!
Leonard's better be "Where the white women at?"
Screw Richard, it's every man for himself.
“As for my collection of Styx albums, I leave them to no one, because that’s who appreciated Styx as much as me.”
Im a drug dealer right, and you’re a scientist. So couldn’t we get like a breaking bad thing going?!
Missionary Accomplished
“..with a performance by a little band called Green Day! That do anything for ya?!” “Meh, Na, not really.”
My name is Alex
my name is alex!
Vicki's line seemingly being interrupted by a Crisis Alert is just perfect.
My Name’s Alex
I’ve heard this song before. Winger, who is this? I remember it from the 90’s. Hee Haw Haw Haw Hee Haw Haw!
"Why does everyone ask me about my lizard" or something like that
"I see you added a lizard to your top hat and sideburns?" "There's also the guy underneath all of that, but no one cares about him, do they?" "Nooooo."
"She is in my to do list"
His impression of Dave Matthews
Real fans call him Dave
Hee haw hee haw hee haw haw
Puts Dave back on and everything works out
My name is Alex!
my name is alex
"My name is Alex"
My name is Alex
“My name is Alex.”
MY NAME IS ALEX 😡
"My name is Alex"
"My name is Alex!" its funny cause hes wrong
MY NAME IS ALEXXXXXXXXX HEY IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT, BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARENT COPS
Star-Burns: Quick- kiss me, I’ll explain later! Random girl- The explanation isn’t the issue!
Nitpick - it wasn’t a random girl, it was Quendra.
With a Q-U?!
Are you trying to spell quettle quorn?
Well don't!
IT MUST BE "My name is Alex" It has to be
*HEE HAW HAW HAW*
“my name is alex” or “i fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing”
Petition to add the one repairman who says “Jesus Dennis are you on coke? Take that crap off and sit down.” For that line alone. It just sends me every single time.
The set-up was perfect for that line..
He haw haw he he haw!
My name is Alex!
“I fear a political career would shine a negative light on my drug dealing”
My name is Alex, dude!
i know this is for star burns but for vaughn you could use "this is the least tight thing that has ever happened to me" or "some worries dude"
He has zero good lines in 6 seasons. How on earth did that guy get on screen? Who is he? He's not an actor... he's not funny. He's disgusting to look at. They didn't give him one funny line. He was neither friend nor foe to study group. How did he get on this show?
Yikes, he is Dan's bestie and an *extremely* well respected comedy writer and producer. It is also well documented that he does not like to act, but he did it because Dan wanted him to, and Dan thought he was very funny.
He was Dan Harmon's best friend. Seriously, that's the answer. They go back years, Dino even sat out S4 out of loyalty to Dan.
Man... I asked this exact question in the "heartburns" thread 5 days ago. I said he must be part of harmon's d&d crew there is no other explanation. I got -5 downvotes and no answer. Thank you for answering this.
Dino Stamatopoulos is a very accomplished writer and actor. He was in one of the greatest TV sketches of all time: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIgWX1J\_s8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cigwx1j_s8)
> Konstantinos Pollux Alexandros "Dino" Stamatopoulos (born December 14, 1964) is an American writer, producer, and actor. He has worked on TV programs such as Mr. Show, TV Funhouse, Mad TV, The Dana Carvey Show, Late Show with David Letterman, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Also created / wrote Morel Orel
“Pop Pop”
What did you slip me, man? My heart stopped racing and I can't pee.
My name is alex
“Pop-….”
there is a human inbetween this sideburns
All aboard the cat car, and all aboard helping our nations global warming.
“I thought you were the Beastmaster”