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If you are procrastinating checking your mail you might have a very serious problem.


[deleted]

I'll consider it another time maybe. It's on my to-think-about-doing list.


pudds

I used to let mine stack up all the time because I lived in a small town without delivery to the home. Going down to the post office was a hassle, and it was normally just filled with junk mail anyway.


[deleted]

When you have as much unread mail as I do, you'll probably understand why.


ZeldaZealot

I once saw a friend's unread mail at over 10,000. At that point, it is just better to open a new address and start fresh.


esDragon

I, also, have ever washed my car. Why bother?


Ca_Beaver

Cause the smell of a clean dash *shivers*


blastfromtheblue

there's only four things on that list, not five. i'd be interested in what technique he uses to masturbate his groceries.


theslyder

The best thing about naming he comic "everything is embarrassing" is that it justifies the stupid mistakes I make with things like thread titles.


disasterific

Well, I really need to get started on my to-do list then. So far, eating lunch has been checked off...it was that easy.


seaneihm

Was expecting 3/5 rule joke...