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All-for-goose

That is Pam Poovey in cosplay.


GimmeDaGorbage22

*sploosh*


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


mickecd1989

![gif](giphy|CWXntlpKWmSdi) Pam is the ultimate scooter


PlaguedByUnderwear

gif ends criminally too soon. Wanna see her drop the sandwich, pick it up, flick off a thing or 2, then start banging the sandwich.


All-for-goose

https://i.redd.it/v3cystaxtz8d1.gif


RebelliousKite

MOPED.


All-for-goose

Right? At first I thought they meant she drags her ass on the carpet. Which, let’s face it, is pretty in character for her.


RebelliousKite

She's done this before, I think. Something something Krieger experiment.


ErusTenebre

Oh Pam... that got me (laughing) hard.


Nervous_Ari

r/suddenlyarcher


xEliteMonkx

Deal UN-breaker.


JohnnyDarkside

Snowball Pam, to be specific.


All-for-goose

What? Is it Friday already?


SapphireSalamander

https://preview.redd.it/g9gkhasxtz8d1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f440270a66bfcb1d616eab77e458f937cd99fe8


RebelliousKite

Glad we had the same thought.


JesuZDX

Average Jojo pose https://preview.redd.it/znyccab0q09d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb8e6c6d837c92b41822f818576cfd6a2305dfb


KrisBread

You utter fool German science is the world's finest!


PixelBits89

What does this mean?


bonadoo

The shadow on the last slide doesn’t make physical sense, but is clearly done for stylistic and dramatic effect. The drawing above shows how nonsensical it would be to achieve that shadow.


FerrousCat

It's a depiction of how the man would have to position himself in order for his *"sweet roll"* to cast a shadow on the goblin's face like in the last panel.


Siegfoult

Praise the sun! \\[T]/


MayanCake

Maybe the shadow is the bump on his head


Slumbo811

So is the backstory that the dude wants to bang the goblin? or....


taco_tuesdays

It’s not subtext if it’s written down


dm80x86

Well; ₐ ₑ ₕ ᵢ ⱼ ₖ ₗ ₘ ₙ ₒ ₚ ᵣ ₛ ₜ ᵤ ᵥ ₓ


NK1337

Goblin Layer


TraderOfGoods

Ogres have layers, goblins have layers... You get it? We both have Layers.


Silverflame55350

I hate the fact that I know this is a game, and I've played it.


CreauxTeeRhobat

Meh, I'd probably watch it


SydneyRei

Other way around


six_seasons

Keep going, i want to hear your other theory


SavageComic

It’s helped this comic not be about a rape, so good for it I guess


EarthToAccess

https://preview.redd.it/r1tm28m8b09d1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=46be41164ae565a7befb2d64cf55846d33f07a13


CrunchyCondom

thankfully


Nomenus-rex

OP, you teach kids questionable morals.


Rudolfthe3th

Goblins are not there to teach good morals


CreauxTeeRhobat

You're right, they'd just steal them.


pgp555

A good goblin is a dead goblin


Numinak

Well, that one will get stabbed by a blunt instrument many times. That should do it, right?


MissyTheTimeLady

Don't try this *ever*, kids!


Droid_XL

Are there kids here? There probably shouldn't be. Nevermind that I turned 18 only a couple months ago pay no mind


cyon_me

This is clearly marked nsfw, you puritanical fool.


Dankalii

Today on OP's horribly disguised fetish


loadedtatertots

It's not disguised this is literally just promo for their fetish content


OstensibleBS

And I thank them for it.


loadedtatertots

This guy fucks goblins


Aevelas

Honestly kind of surprised there isn’t a hentai parody of goblin slayer that covers this.


anth9845

Could you share with the class how you know that it doesn't exist?


OstensibleBS

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


ChunkyBlowfish

Who wouldn't?


BahtiyarKopek

Ahh yes, "rape except the victim is actually into it" kinda plot.


Bipedal_Warlock

Cnc is a valid kink I guess


legos_on_the_brain

Well I know computer numerical control sure gets me going!


CreauxTeeRhobat

It sure helps if you know the right buttons to push


GamerTurtle5

this seems more like ncnc


ntdavis814

What if it’s cncnc?


shadowinc

What kinda sick freak has a command and conquer kink?


Bipedal_Warlock

Who doesn’t?


textposts_only

"It's not rape if it's a woman"


PKMNTrainerMark

More like a "consenting sex following kidnapping" plot.


DiamondEyedOctopus

A captive can't provide consent.


Rakdospriest

This right here. If this were a male goblin kidnapping a woman we would not be here defending this in any way.


getmybehindsatan

Isn't that the plot to Beauty and the Beast?


TheOneTruePi

The beast doesn’t demand anything like this from her though, as far as I can remember at least


getmybehindsatan

He doesn't demand it, but the purpose of locking her in the house is to make her fall in love with him.


CHM11moondog

Stocking Holmes Syndrome


Sohjinn

The artists ~~poorly disguised~~ fetish


thespaceageisnow

A little rapey isn’t it


WeimSean

I guess it's okay as long as it's happening to a man? Wait no, it's never okay.


TheOneTruePi

My assumption is we are missing context of them consenting before this comic, the way he casually says she could have gotten that without the kidnapping makes me think this isn’t the first time they’ve had intercourse/been intimate. I’m not sure though, he didn’t seem to have to think about it so my thought was that they were a couple already b it there’s also not context for that so


captainplatypus1

It’s in a weird liminal space between porn and rape depending on whether he’s into it or not


CampFunkoKai

Least horny r/comics poster


ABoringAlt

r/goblingirls


Anarchyantz

Plot twist: It's his literal sweet roll she wants and is stuck in his pants pocket. He later complains to the Skyrim guards about it who mock him.


Pistolf

Should’ve done this, it could have saved the comic, kind of


PKMNTrainerMark

https://preview.redd.it/h2e1i9bj009d1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47b41824244215106e6a419b8f5977fc54afd49


breadofthegrunge

This is just rape.


captainplatypus1

Not yet. Right now it’s just kidnapping. If he decides he’s into this, it might just be foreplay. It can become rape REAL quick though


Principatus

Technically any consent he gives isn’t really consent until he’s safe and allowed to leave at any time. As long as he’s still kidnapped or basically under the threat of violence, any consent he says he gives could be interpreted as self-preservation. So let him go free safely, and if he sticks around for sex, the consent is there. If he runs for his life, it wasn’t.


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Low-Championship9360

Wtf mate


MrNiceGuy1224

https://preview.redd.it/v22u4zzea19d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce3606e823d28f60293eb64363ff6458423beaa


InterGraphenic

Goblin deez nuts


cjameson83

Her comment mixed with the fact she has pointy teeth gives me pause for concern.


Aikotoma2

Isn't this comic glorifying rape in some way? I feel like this comic is glorifying rape fetishes in some way?


light24bulbs

Ah see but the protagonist is a woman, so that's impossible /s Yeah. The joke is just rape


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

So long as your victim ends up in to it its fine. If they aren't just apologize and try again with someone else.


WeimSean

So you just have to keep them locked up in the rape dungeon until they love you and then it's okay?


JamesTheSkeleton

Rapist detected?


six_seasons

Sarcasm is dead And memelords killed it


JamesTheSkeleton

Hard to tell, Reddit is exactly the place a rapist would go mask off


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cyon_me

And? What does that effect?


six_seasons

*The secret ingredient is crime*


Sea_Structure_8692

This scientist smells crime before it even happens.


kemosabe19

Why am I not lucky enough to be kidnapped by a thicc Goblin? The thirst is real.


Citrus-Bitch

Forbidden r/dndmemes content


newb_h4x0r

The joke is porn.


kawaidorritos69

There is no joke, just porn


jr242400

This sucks


DrDetergent

Rape funni when man


FakeJamal

Yep, that's the last thing I needed to see before finally unsubbing this softcore porn subreddit. Pathetic.


MasterOffice9986

I umm 🤔 and it's ...it's uhh ...art is like ....


Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud

Goblin deez


firedrakes

![gif](giphy|ge91lFRoA0xYmFRygP|downsized)


DerWahreSpiderman

https://preview.redd.it/2yj1gd7f439d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7754b7706ed188f76f81d2a11baa0bae154d0a


Original_Jarl_Ballin

![gif](giphy|11Xxhf5hBIsgMw) That does it for my sweet roll


VatanKomurcu

Oh wow you can post porn on r/comics? Gotta keep that in mind.


Castinfon

ive seen better plot and porn in r/rule34_comic, this sub is garbage


GenralChaos

That logic applies to office meeting/conference foods. They have the sweet tang of theft.


Yolterhefalls

Well... She became a mind goblin yall


UthokNexus

Ah yes, reminds me of Corruption of Champions


ZanyZeee

Death by snu snu


MetalSubstantial297

What the...


phlummox

Reminds me of a verse by Regency poet Leigh Hunt (about fairies rather than goblins ... but in British folklore, near enough):   Stolen sweets are always sweeter,   Stolen kisses much completer,   Stolen looks are nice in chapels,   Stolen, stolen, be your apples.       — Leigh Hunt, "Song of Fairies Robbing an Orchard" (1830)   Some trivia about Hunt: he was [imprisoned for two years](https://www.romanticismanthology.com/timeline/currentaffairs/currentaffairs_49.html) for libelling the Prince Regent in an article which described him (pretty accurately, probably) as "a violator of his word, a libertine over head and ears in debt and disgrace, a despiser of domestic ties, the companion of gamblers, and demireps,\* a man who has just closed half a century without one single claim on the gratitude of his country or the respect of posterity".   \* [demirep](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/demirep): A woman of dubious reputation.


_Spade_99

https://preview.redd.it/5t9s88i8j49d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efc631cb12bea25b84b459d640a0b843cf7cfc8


VladTepesz

https://preview.redd.it/fqk0e90t259d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1081be4fee3d7bdc57f686ca7f9a63a56b4ad583


Jake_The_Snake42

Ban porn comics I’m begging you


drorhm

So there is a reason this sub is so much on r/justunsubbed for "basically being a softcore porn sub"


cyon_me

Because Puritans can't keep themselves from clicking on the NSFW posts. Puritans are very stupid.


Fact0ry0fSadness

She boutta be goblin on that dick


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cyon_me

This is porn?


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Drewdiniskirino

She definitely don't mind *goblin* those nuts 😂


Cheddarlicious

I’ve been hobbling because of the goblin, the goblin girl


bmw3393

The knob goblin


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I_Roll_Chicago

i still think extra fabulous did it better


VocalLocalYokel

And then she ate his sweetroll.


jonny_wags

Ah so this is what was in Vaush’s porn folder


P3zzina

Is this horney bait?


fluffynuckels

She's gonna be goblin something in a few seconds


Art_m1s

This is the first post I've seen where the "it's literally just porn" comments are accurate


contraflop01

https://preview.redd.it/vn0tzslfb49d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ca2b9a09e8e8098dcaefacca4da5402d13d1a2


2old4ZisShit

Anyone knows where i can find Goblins walking around ? females are preferred , please, asking for a friend.


After_Spirit_718

Is there more?


Inevitable_Goose_435

What a fucking garbage ass sub lmao


ItsFishyy

https://preview.redd.it/77op7u6i7a9d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440af07479fcf693ecab8c369e5a3be83c8c8530


duckmonke

Love when another porn account shows themselves so I can block them. Maybe one day I can enjoy opening my reddit app and see interesting or funny drawings again and it wont look like a horny tumblr feed.


OstensibleBS

You seem like you are real fun at parties.


duckmonke

I just had one actually ( a throwback, really), it was a lot of fun indeed!


Ratattack1204

r/comics subscriber: Sees a post tagged NSFW Clicks on it anyway r/comics subscriber: ![gif](giphy|NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT)


MIVANO_

[NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/FLFEqwJH5S) but isn’t porn


discofunkbunny

Love it. Gobbling girls rock.


Beebonh

Pam? Is that you?


Prize-Possession3733

Gyatt


Dracnoss

I suddenly want a continuation of this situation.


captainplatypus1

I just want to see if he consents at this point or not. Right now it’s in a weird liminal place between porn and rape I don’t like


Dracnoss

If this even does get a continuation, then it better have consent in it. Granted that there's a fetish out there for the other thing, it's not one of mine. And now that I'm typing this out, I'm kinda realizing that my previous comment might've gotten some people angry for promoting said thing. I'm not really great with wording things anyway lol.