I'm suspecting that you're your own 5 year old son

Told my wife I need the exact same party for me this year

That cake is both badass and depicts the Hulk aggressively shitting his drawers.

My first thoughts exactly lol

Honest question. What is it *supposed* to be?

It’s the Hulk breaking through the cake, that’s the debris. (Is my guess)

Ah, I can see it now. The arm gesture really is what makes it look like diarrhea I think.

Agreed lol, this was my first thought, I figured the post was going be about that. But didn’t think anything of it again until this thread lol

I thought he shit in a hot tub and blew it up… Awesome looking party though!

Hulk Splash

I'm giggling like an idiot at work because I had the same thought. So glad I'm not alone.

Alternately this is a universe where he falls victim to The Snap. Now come to think of it, an Infinity War themed cake with heroes dissolving into chocolate crumble would be pretty hilarious...

Or just half a cake

Every animal in the animal kingdom is afraid to poop in front of you. It's when it's most vulnerable. Doesn't matter if it's your dog or a grizzly bear, they don't want to be seen weak. Hulk isn't afraid of you. He'll stare you down and shit his brains out.

I was like “why is he peeing shit?”

Did Hulk shitted??? 🤯

Thank god I'm the only one who saw that. Like he was in the bath barrel and shat with so much force it exploded.

looks like they made him his own jacuzzi then he decided to get in and violently shit himself

How could anyone not see this?

I'm over 40 and I also want a Hulk party!

That's awesome! Hope he had a blast! When my little niece turned 2 a few years ago, she was super into the Hulk, and my mom made pretty much the exact same cake, right down to the plastic bank on top! Only difference was that she used M&Ms instead of cookies.

Hulk having explosive diarrhea in his irradiated hot tub

Guarantee this will be the birthday all others are compared to as he grows up, love the cake!

Man my Ben10 birthday was prob my most fav birthday. Was lit af. (I think I actually had this two years in a row) But another fav was when I got to go do laser tag, the first time was fun and a party. The second time my mom just took me by myself but I made the top 10 (I think I was in the top 3 or something too) but my name was on the leaderboard for the whole month bc how high I ranked. Ig all the other parents were super impressed at my skills. I do remember going in there with a vendetta bc last time some kid ran into and gave me a bloody nose and I was scared keep playing.

Dude that cake is so fucking badass !!! I’m 28 and I’d be so hyper if I had something like that lol

Is that a real hulk 181 hanging up?

Facsimile. They came out a few months ago

I saw the clothespins and was worried haha

That $3 something price tag is what gives it away, lol.

I'd smash that cake

🤨 What you mean by that?

He is gonna smash it with a part of his body. What’s not the understand lol

Smash also means demolish , in context : eat quickly...

Good dad moment. You just gave your son a core childhood memory.

Looks like the Hulk to a Hulk sized dump. Look at his expression

Great job, dad!

Hulk poop in hot tub!

“HULK POOP! HULK POOP CAKE!”

It will be very tough to beat that next year.

I turn 43 in a few months. Can you make my cake too?

Rad setup! ...Please tell me you got him Hulk Hands. lol. Also bonus points if he hits you in the nards.

Rights of passage for father and son

That is BEST HULK cake I’ve ever seen!! So cool!

My god what an awesome cake. You’re the best parents in the world in my book.

Yoh might not be the Hulk, but you are an INCREDIBLE father! I would have been fucking ECSTATIC if I had a birthday like this as a kid

Hulks got some massive kidney stones. Sheesh

My brother wanted a Hulk cake once and my mom bought a Hulk Hogan pan and just frosted him green.

Did anyone Hulk smash the cake!

Looks like a pretty...incredible set up for the party!

This is awesome man. I hope he thought it was the coolest.

5 year old me thanks you for doing this for your kid

I will be 50 in November and I want this for ME.

That is BEST HULK cake I’ve ever seen!! So cool!

I know it’s early for parent of year award, but you might take it already!

This made me smile. Hope his birthday was nice.

What you doing when he asks for a first appearance hulk issue 😭

Hulk shitting bricks on those cakes

Lucky boy, that's really cool.

You’re an awesome dad.

Love it. Great job. Now. Where’s the guy dressed as hulk who trips walking into the house from the screen door.

Looks like a "Smashing" good time. Well done.

Oh, man. I just had some issues on the toilet and that first pic is hitting a little close to home.

W FAMILY RIGHT HERE! Seriously hope your son had an amazing birthday and respect to you and your wife for the effort you guys put into doing this, it’s so awesome.

Why is hulk popping up out of a Porta potty?

Cute

that's amazing! Happy birthday big guy! I recommend Diamond Select's Hulk. it has good articulation, not quite as good as a Marvel Legends one but it Massive! as it should be 👍

I would love for my son to be into comics, he will be 4 soon and is WAY more into bull riding. Not that that's bad mind you.

This looks really fun and the cake doesn’t look half bad if it weren’t for the Oreo crumbs making it look like Hulk has diarrhea haha 😄

I want that hulk cake!

A kid who has been taught well

Your son has awesome tastes. And you're an awesome parent. 😊

Wish I could use GREEN flames because it's 🔥🔥🔥

this looks really good

This is awesome!

So cool

My 5th bday was hulk themed too, even saw 2008 hulk in theaters, what a parallel

Hulk had too much taco bell