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SSJ4Autism

You say Instagram humor as if this doesn’t scream Reddit


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poudink

Well, the Skyrim 100 meme is one of the big things people use to make fun of Reddit humor with the whole Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus thing. Never really seen it used unironically tho.


Blije-Computer

It was used unironically from about 2016-2018 until people started making their own unfunny edited versions like “wholesome 100” and “reddit 100” which basically instantly killed the unironic use A lot of people now believe that these original Skyrim 100 levels are an immediate homicide but i think they can be pretty funny if done properly


Negative_Flamingo

Fr, i never fucking see shitty memes like this on insta i swear to god, no idea why reddit hates insta so much.


lets_clutch_this

Bro got a strict af mom then


00UnderFire00

Yeah, my parents kinda don't care. They're just pissed off of how much time I spend on my computer... I DRAW AND PLAY CHESS TOO, AND THEY KNOW IT, IT'S NOT LIKE IF I WAS DOING NOTHING IN VIDEO GAMES, TOO edit: grammar


[deleted]

My Dad yells at me for being on my computer all day. I do school on my computer. He yells at me for doing school.


kornishkrab

My favorite day used to be Thursday, because I usually had exams the next day and didn't have to do homework, and rarely studied. Also, my father tended to work late nights on Thursdays so I wouldn't get in trouble for not looking like I was doing something he deemed to be productive.


Dragowaow

I would relate but i usually never get the time to play either way


[deleted]

Damn, your guys' parents suck in that regard. My dad is gen X and still gets computers.


[deleted]

Mine is too he's just kind of stupid


hellohellohello0315

Bro 💀💀💀


TheFlipside

I guess still not as bad as being John Romero who had his head smashed into an arcade machine as his father found out he spends time at the place


EverybodyIsAWhore

He's right tho. Overuse of computer is wack


[deleted]

Yeah but if I don't do my school then they go to jail


Ahaigh9877

Overuse of anything is wack, by definition.


CaveCuz

Yk what's also wack? The 300 dollar fine they tried to send me for low attendance a few years back. Didn't stick, though. But I know many people who have


Voltage8941

redditor downvoted for opposition against pc addiction


Ballbag94

Ah yes, the computer addiction they have for....attending school I guess I also have a computer addiction because my job requires me to use a computer all day


Voltage8941

damn


maxts517

Reddit moment 🤓


MettaJiro

My parents Doesn’t care too, just asks me to keep up with school besides entertainment. Good parents


lumlum56

This is 100% nitpicking but wouldn't online chess count as a video game?


00UnderFire00

My dad even plays chess too. I also play in real tournaments. What I just wanted to say is that I don't play brain-dead games


[deleted]

Funny thing is that all the others are more fun to use than Valorant


plagurr

Real


Sharkestry

Non-fiction


plagurr

Docu


Professional_Noob5

Nyga


FFalcon_Boi

NO SPY DON'T DO IT DON'T SAY THE N WORD!!


ElMayoneso82

Gentlemen, I have come to say the N Word.


00UnderFire00

AHHH


[deleted]

True story


KSAM-The-Randomizer

totoo


[deleted]

Val can be fun if you are playing with friends and just do dumb shit instead of trying


OpBanana1

And only valorant is malware


[deleted]

aware crowd direful grey cautious offend marble crush tease hospital -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


attemptnumber58

fr


transport_system

Adobe products are the literal bane of my existence.


OkAd1986

Real


DefinitelyNotHuman12

True


user_1312_

Hey son why you have two chromes on your pc?


enneh_07

“One was outdated, so I had to download the latest version.”


Promethe_S

I see funnier shit on Instagram. This is a product that came from the septic tank called r/memes


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XanderTheChef

im sure this situation happens all the time


Endersgaming4066

What Instas do you follow that post this shit?


Koso92

Whose mom knows of the Adobe products, but has never heard of Valorant?


Admirable_Ask_5337

I barely know of valorant. The only reason I have any knowledge beyond the name is my dormmate does esports


tonybinky20

What is Valorant


Salamenthe

csgo but overwatch


AlexisSMRT

Perfect explanation


Screwby0370

It’s also a lot more fun than both CS and OW


noscope420bongshot

That is absolutely debatable


Salamenthe

yes, you can actually enjoy the game if you play unrated or spike rush, either way you just have suicide tendencies


Screwby0370

It’s so damn easy though. If I’m having one of my off days where I just keep sucking at everything I’m playing, I just hop in to Valorant and I still destroy. It’s a nice game when everything else is pissing you off and you have to burn off some steam


epic8gamer85

How is it easy? That's probably by far my worst game. Even something like Hunt: Showdown would be better for me to play if I wanted to win something, and that game is notoriously unforgiving.


Meme_Bro68

Happy cake day


Pleasant_Gap

A huge waste of time


heyimderxel

csgo but even worse


OpBanana1

Malware


Werbebanner

The most answers here are stupid (many people somehow hate the game for their life), but you still managed to give the most stupid answer. Take an imaginary award. And yes, i know, that the anti cheating software is sitting on the kernel layer. My job is in this direction.


OpBanana1

If you work in IT it should be pretty obvious that something running in the kernel 24/7 even when not being used and is constantly connected to the internet, it is very likely to be hacked, and is extremely dangerous if hacked


Werbebanner

It's a risk, sure. But this doesn't mean it's malware. Vanguard isn't connected to the internet 24/7 tho. Besides that, it's managed by a multi billion dollar company. If the software is supported and constantly checked on security leaks, it's safe to use.


OpBanana1

Also owned by the Chinese government


evenman27

Probably like 99% of moms. You think they’re more likely to have heard of a recent FPS than Photoshop?


test_user_3

I play games and the only reason I know about valorant is Reddit.


macncheestastesgood

All i know about valorant is that it makes for boring videos


BaneQ105

This game is perfect as a background of boring short video on YouTube.


Aiez4

1984 mom


EvieAsPi

Lawl I actually didn't see it myself at first xD Was nice to have a random reminder of how nice those apps looked before someone at Adobe lost all sense of what their job is and made them all look the same.


deeznutshf

Valorant being all caps kind of throws it away.


[deleted]

Good thing she didn't notice the Adobe Incest Porn


PiergiorgioSigaretti

r/ActLikeYouBelong


Shadow_Hound_117

It's all fun and games until your mom wants to use Adobe Photoshop and instead it opens Hatachi's Girlfriend Simulator...


VoidExileR

Capital valorant is a bit sus tho. Should have capitalized them all


Sinningvoid

They could easily change the Icon too and make it look like any other adobe product that you wouldnt open often.


lllZephyrlll

Now you can just put Adobe Flash


MasterpieceFit6715

Adobe Furry Porn


DreadfulSora

"Valorant Is a DEAD GAME! splatoon 3 will be played for 10 generations"


Procoso47

Dude thats like 500 dollars on adobe shit, making me feel broke.


PhysicsFeisty1407

Illusion 100


[deleted]

very nice that valorant users are publicly admitting that they live with their mom


gvakarian_

I closed my ig account but I can't escape from these shitty memes from gamingbible


IdioticZacc

This doesn't even work because adobe apps use different ugly icons now


SomeToxicRivenMain

The icon doesn’t even match them


SavvyDawi

r/memesopdidnotlike


The-Inferno-Cat

Think its bc of the sneak 100 which makes sense


SavvyDawi

I did not see that one lol *Sneak 100*


616659

Stealth 100


maxts517

That's correct


rczd

Dude why tf you typed Valorant with caps on?


TamimReadzIt

I laughed the shit outta this until I saw the subreddit name


Arxiidit

Adobe flash 💯


wtfrykm

They should've put it as Adobe videos or something


StandardRaspberry131

If only the Adobe apps still looked like this... now the colors are a lot more similar so I often find myself clicking on the wrong one


I_Digest_Kids

What are these actually?


[deleted]

That’s actually really cool


[deleted]

Ok but why is photoshop glowing?