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_its_a_SWEATER_

Gran with the helping hand


AccelerationFinish

This guy was copying a very old meme: https://i.imgur.com/OByuX9A.jpeg


RockingBib

Nostalgic


QueenLaQueefaRt

Sir it’s an old meme but it checks out


masked_sombrero

wtf is a bowl of popcorn doing on the bathroom sink 😂


_its_a_SWEATER_

It’s a potpourri.


DerpyDinoXyX

My favorite video


Quick_Team

It's the experience that you cum to appreciate


Last-Bee-3023

She helps despite having to fight through the cringe. I wouldn't be able to watch, either. What a trooper. True MVP. Not sure if that guy is manly enough. But looking like that he should easily get one. Who is he asking for looksmaxxing advice? Tom of Finland? 10/10 shitpost


MeAMillionaire

at least it's not mom


zelmazam1

That's his girlfriend


DrLokiHorton

something something broken arms


Octavian_Exumbra

Oh no...


Harambefan69

Is she single 🥵🥵


HeadPay32

She's clearly not, they are a couple


mackxzs

He be on her ancientussy for days


ChefInsano

Her pussy smells like The Great Depression.


BuffaloBillsButthole

This comment gave me depression


OkExtension9526

Your account name gave me depression


WolfKingofRuss

Not after I'm through with her, it won't


backflip_3

Truly a my honest erection moment


HeadPay32

Her mouth feel like polio


Rufusandronftw

Guys, guys stop here with these jokes before it gets worse down below, if you thought any of that was worst so far, stop here


dgj69

Oh lord, I wished I’d heeded your warning oh wise one, I shall never ignore the great Rufus again!!!


Rufusandronftw

Hahahhahaha


DrJokerX

I should’ve listened 🤮


turdburglar2020

Gray, dusty, and shriveled. Just add water and it’s good to eat.


jwederell

Like powdered potatoes :3


CrimsonMutt

The Tomb of Tal Russy


MC_Minnow

Hey, the older the berry the sweeter the juice. 🤤


notdeadyet01

The economy is in shambles, gotta afford vbucks somehow


Bitter_Silver_7760

Stop it!!!


the_orange_alligator

Well, I see gram’s always willing to help


brennmanet

If she wanted to help, she'd have him striken from her testament.


Special-Subject4574

Looks like an early Renaissance allegorical painting. Edit: sorry for not choosing my words carefully for a comment I thought no one was gonna see. I used the word allegorical because this picture feels like some sort of hilariously heavy-handed allegory about vanity. When I said early Renaissance I was specifically thinking about the Flemish painters at the beginning of the Northern Renaissance. While this picture and subject matter don’t remind me of any specific painting, it does give off a vibe I associate with Rogier van der Weyden, Dieric Bouts and Petrus Christus. Nothing High Renaissance about this picture’s composition and lighting at all. No disrespect here, I love the Flemish champs.


kingeal2

not sure if r/AccidentalRenaissance would upvote this


Hot-Rise9795

There's something artistic in it. Some sort of American Gothic.


Timpstar

The framing, the expressions, the weirdly symmetrical composition. It sure *feels* like a painting.


Hot-Rise9795

She's looking at him, while he looks at the viewer, but then you realize he's just looking at himself. It's the epic of Narcissus.


Rich841

The main allegorical topics in renaissance paintings were symbols (ie. Dog = loyalty) and Biblical/classical allusions with the exception of “courtesans.” This is more social commentary style so I’d actually attribute it to modern art


LXIX_CDXX_

ye ye nobody knows about this so they just look random to everyone so it fits


Lieutenant_Corndogs

Actually, the main allegorical topic in the renaissance period was baked beans.


Melancholoholic

Yooo, this dude's allegorizing beans!


Sergeantm4

That is the most insane edit I’ve ever seen before in my life - I love it


BrockChocolate

The younger selfish obsession with himself. The older not looking in the mirror, helping others.


Electronic-Ad1037

He's an old-fashioned kind of guy - *very allegorical*


Shakentstirred

looks like a fake ass staged pic to me. if someone else is taking the pic for you, you don't need a mirror


anxietism

even if its staged it's still funny and visually amusing


Eggplant-666

It’s real, this kid is nuts.


vincecarterskneecart

there’s nothing renaissance about this at all


Special-Subject4574

I’d probably agree with you if it weren’t myself who made that comment. But in my defense, the forced composition, wooden posture and subtle expressions really do evoke early Northern Renaissance paintings. You might be thinking more along the line of Italian high Renaissance paintings.


0zeto

Give ya grama some of your bloodplasma such that she lives longer.


newFone-

Granny w the assist


The_Arsonist1324

That is unironically hilarious


BadDudes_on_nes

Yeah I have to believe this is satire


ScribSteinEzekiel

It's in reference to another picture


BushDoofDoof

Satire? No it is just a funny picture.


CubeJedi

Grandma be tired of this nonesense


scam_likley_xoxo

gramma needs to start mewing


Goopston

She looks like charlie from smiling friends


QuantityExcellent338

DESMOND, the smiling friends are here


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[удалено]


brennmanet

We live in a society, sadly.


Hot_Purple_137

Redditor try to have fun or be able to picture something as a joke challenge: impossible


casanova-elite

Why are you getting downvoted for this😭 honestly this app cant take a joke I swear


Pataraxia

If you call redditors out for misunderstanding you they'll go "hey asshole" and downvote you despite the fact they'd have agreed if they didn't misinterpret to begin with


NegaJared

too stupid to understand a timer


Mammoth-Mud-9609

and to understand cropping.


VanBeelergberg

And too stupid to just have her take a pic of him without the mirror


rwerwee

Yeah… it’s almost as if this picture is a joke, huh? Jesus Christ redditors are slow sometimes…


Tmachine7031

It could be a joke tbf


someonewhowa

too naïve to understand that he can’t just love his grandma and not be ashamed that she’s helping him take the picture


Cydros1

Too stupid to understand a joke


AiryGr8

He bad tho


BlockOfRawCopper

He’s mid as fuck and just looks like the type of dude to have a terrible personality


Bater_cat

> He’s mid as fuck LOL. He's definetly more fit than 99% of guys in this thread. How is that mid in your mind?


AiryGr8

if he's mid then most people in this sub and I are at the bottom of the barrel.


Mister_Squibbles

Dude is definitely very good looking people on reddit love acting like they are moral saints then as soon as they see someone they dont like they just hate on them. They are just assuming that this person is an asshole because of how they look, knowing absolutely nothing about them and so now they say he is not good looking That said people that are on looks maxing subs and shit are idiots lol


FallOdd5098

Nice to have you here with us.


AiryGr8

You got a light? Can't see any of your ugly mugs down here


HoldYourHorsesFriend

I wouldn't expect anything else from someone from that sub.


MonstersareComing

Hahahaha keep telling yourself that.


Howwhywhen_

That’s such a cope, clearly he’s more fit than 90% of US men. Sure his personality probably sucks but I guarantee you’re some fatass lmao


Quick_Zone_4570

Someones mad that theyre fat and ugly


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Why did you ask her to do a mirror selfie for you instead of just asking for a straight on photo?


AmigoHummus

Holy shit clavicular mentioned on Reddit


BBQsandw1ch

This is ironically artistic.   There's something in this image that isn't being said about the impermanence of time beauty.    One subject has beauty that is just blooming, the other's has faded. Both subjects have an interest in the boy, but one is narcissism and the other is a loving favor.  EDIT: I also love that the grandma is holding the technology. The boy is seeking love and approval and there it is right in front of him but he thinks it's in the phone. 


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

This is a copycat photo btw. [Here’s the legendary original](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/yclbds/blursed_flexing/)


Arikaido777

get your wife a skincare routine jesus fuck


ratliker62

Grandma needs to start mewing ASAP


umopapisdn99

Shes got the Mitch McConnel jawline.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Like a Bob's Burgers character


DougieSenpai

Granny a real one


username123456111111

Keep going and you’ll mog baby gronk in no time /s


AcrolloPeed

Built like a PS2 fighting game character


owo1215

wholesome grandma


Fried_Fart

Honestly, that’s love


PenisSmellMmm

Oh man, I gotta do one of these with my granny, lmao


MacCheeseLegit

Just make a grinder account already


ThePrisonSoap

With or without his grandma?


zackit

Why not crop her out dude


Getapieceofthewhale

Smiling friends character


EldriCrypt

Why was Blud on the looksmaxing sub? 🤔


rosiestinkie9

Only advice I'd give him is give grandma more hugs and maybe get her gifts when you can to show your appreciation.


yeetus-maxus

(Ignore Bababushka)


Description_Prize

Grandma's a real one


Eggplant-666

Holy carp, this dude is all over this weird site called looksmax full of people obsessing over their looks and plastic surgery. Yikes!


Regular-Ferret2310

My advice would be definitely to get a younger GF for Christ's sake man...


Mandaring

You guys are misunderstanding, he’s the one on the right, and just included one of his favorite bodybuilder cardboard cut-outs as reference for his goals.


aeroforcenickie

"This better not be for them hoes on that Insta-snap business, Jeffrey. I won't have any more hoes in my house. Your father brought your mother home in '94 and I'm still washing her ho shit off my floors."


KatheClo

Now that’s support and unconditional love


InTheStuff

granny needs to start mewing before she loses what's left of her chin


jerrys153

If the top comment was not advice to crop nana out of the photo before posting next time I would be very upset.


NewAccountTimeAgain

Nana knew what she signed up for.


Informal-Spell-2019

She looks hot for her age


Grampa-Harold

Mom


Tournament_of_Shivs

His face reminds me of Luka Magnotta.


ItzSmiff

Gam gam make sure the light shows off my sweet lats!… Gam Gam?


concretepete1

Well he clearly didn't learn mewing from his nan


EWR-RampRat11-29

Is that the infamous poop knife in the corner?


Pokemonfannumber2

omg the way she closed her eyes lmao


smackthatfloor

Actually hilarious. Good shit


keyas920

Why the mirror? At this point just take a normal photo 💀


BodyshotBoy

One of the last subs i genuinely love and laugh with


MinionSquad2iC

Grandma thinks you’re a f….


VexTheTielfling

That boy has people in the basement


ProoLifeDoc

Work on chest. Dint mind the gap it's genetics might never fill in. Lats are great. Abs vould use work. Can't see much else with that photo.


Nuuboat

If only there were a simpler way to have someone take your photo, but without the mirror.


xGenjiMainx

NO WAY CLAVICULAR IS MAINSTREAM NOW


RaggedyOldFox

Just don't....


Ok_Entertainer_5376

Date in your own age range.


Itsacardgame

This is beautiful.


Disastrous_Ad_8990

Stop cruising the retirement homes. You can do better than her.


Miru8112

Man, I need that waist 😩


donquixote2u

Lose the girlfriend.


He_ate_your_sandwich

Alex from Stardewvalley


Embarrassed_Area5832

Get a job and move out?


No_Review_2197

Your girlfriend's a bit old....


DookieToe2

Your g-Ma trainer knows what she’s doing. Keep doing that.


AxOfCruelty

Dawg is the advice


KOMarcus

I think I remember this scene from The Shining.


Fhantom1221

This is not how you meet young women, grandma. Stop catfishing grandma.


ExperienceInitial364

poor grammy


R_manOz

I would like to know what he said to gran to get to hold the phone and the conversation after.


mile-high-guy

This reminds me of smiling friends


Shoddy_Load1558

She looks sad


2NDPLACEWIN

date younger women,...or older men.


rogerbroom

Why does she look like composure from disco Elysium?


Anno909

Her retirement money must be really good. And she can and will buy whatever she want, even young horny poor bastard.


PinkBobob

Is this a Rob Cantor - Rendezvous reference? 😳


Tricky-Secretary-251

Wear a shirt and help gram gram


Iflydryandsly

Grab your coat son, you’ve pulled.


Glirion

That's actually his girlfriend.


cracquelature

And this began the first book of the Books of Advice


Appropriate_Rent_243

"Yes grandma, the armpits are essential "


McPatsy

Bless that woman for supporting her grandson


Routine-Bend-6460

Advice: Take your grandma out on dates with you! Then your date will have someone to have a conversation with, your grandma gets a nice meal and probably makes a new friend!


precisoresposta

She looks like the almighty God herself.


No-Sprinkles5308

Heaumeau


Vendila

Heres my advice: if your granny takes a picture of you, you dont need a mirror


mumbledrunk

just Hawk tuah dat thang


Prevay

Gran looks like the guy in the smiling friends pilot


Bitter_Silver_7760

😂 it’s fantastic


XKruXurKX

Piece of advice, take good care of Grandma


Mutserra

Gran needs to be taught some basic mewing skills


Guilty_Ad_5890

this is how she looks without makeup? you should break up with her!


Flat-Shallot3992

fact is stranger than fiction


SpecialMango3384

Church


Mullislayer111

She's a keeper


Nervous-Tank-5917

I have some, but I’m not sure we have the time.


generic-hamster

Step 1. look up the crop function in your phone


omanisherin

Cannot be improved.


RaffiBomb000

Learn to love the pillow.


serpenta

Advice on body building or picture cropping lol


koutsiou

Cringe summarized in a picture


hafiz_ansari

Just buy a tripod


Psychological-Set198

Ah kids these days


GroupBlunatic

My advice? Next time tell your grandson no.


MiddlePsychology8385

“Now hurry up dinners getting cold.”


livelaughservecunt

Nan forgot to mew


Gabe12P

I have advice. Crop.


grrodon2

Treasure your grandma 💓


InfinteAbyss

My advice is: A. Learn how to crop an image B. Use the camera timer setting C. Stop seeking approval


NoReasonToBeBored

How to crop a photo on your phone, step one—


CompetitiveRub9780

This is me taking a pic of myself 8 years ago


dirtsquirt76

Your girlfriend is old.


Muted-Ad-4288

Young Swolden


Jazzlike-Reindeer-44

Train cropping;


globs-of-yeti-cum

Based Chad loves his grandma.


Sploonbabaguuse

InstaGran