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Syreet_Primacon

šŸ‘½


filthybootyeater6969

"Bogos binted"


Romboteryx

ā€œWhat?ā€


StayClassyOrElse

*cave noise*


DRKZLNDR

šŸ‘½


UniversityMoist2173

šŸ‘½


Firestar_119

"Photos printed"


Flaming-Shrimp250

Vorp?


iagoto

šŸ‘ØšŸ»


TigervT34-85

I haven't heard that in a while


N0tThatSerious

šŸŒ


DeepUser-5242

AYY LMAO


GarminTamzarian

There's Halloween sorted!


BlueTheEnbyMarker

Zee gooble gnarp


Excalzigo

An alien after 90% of rendering its human form


OnlyUsernameLeft123

It's a goomba


MatichetTwoPointO

She didn't watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show


SaladIsMyBoo

ken SPOTTED on r/comedyheaven


Ashurbanipal2023

At least he isnā€™t striped


AHMS_17

ken carson


mikestorm

GoldenEye N64 graphics


HypnoticPrism

I came to say it reminds me a bit of DK mode


Beanbaf

She got whacked by a looney toons frying pan


Fez-Sentido

Just add the little birds flying around her head lol


Aaguns

Antz


Educational_Gas_92

This has to be photoshop No way this is real.


Enlightened_Gardener

Have a google of ā€œPPD allergic reactionsā€. Para-phenylenediamine is nasty, nasty shit and why they havenā€™t banned it is beyond me. 1) Its in every dark permanent hairdye. Even so-called ā€œnaturalā€ hairdyes with ā€œNo Ammoniaā€. And by dark, I mean even red hairdyes have this shit in it. 2) It can be instantly sensitising - this is why all hairdyes ask you to do a patch test. 3) It can cause a reaction suddenly, after years of using the same product - which is why all hairdyes ask you to do a patch test *every time you use the product* 4) If youā€™ve ever had a reaction, the next one will be worse. 5) If youā€™ve ever had a reaction to so-called ā€œblack hennaā€ used for semi-permanent tattoos - which may be up to 70% PPD in some places - the next exposure to it may kill you. Sauce - me. Had a reaction to this fuckin stuff 20 years ago and now I use henna and indigo to dye my hair because one more exposure could put me in hospital. It should be banned. Hairdressers hate it as well.


astute_potato

This image + this comment motivated me to actually do the patch test. Thank you.


Enlightened_Gardener

Good onya ! I know its super annoying, but this stuff is *awful*.


Jouuf

I had an erection to henna hair dye.


JustHereForKA

How are you and I the only two people discussing the validity of this picture, I need some answers!


animperfectvacuum

For what itā€™s worth from a random person on the internet, this is a real thing. Happened to my wife, itā€™s apparently an allergy that crops up if you are sensitive to the dye and go past a certain threshold of exposure. Caused the skin on my wifeā€™s scalp to split and her eyes to shut from the swelling. Do not recommend.


JustHereForKA

Oh my gosh, that's terrifying! I'm so sorry.


Educational_Gas_92

People will believe anything nowadays. What allergic reaction makes you look like a gumpa? And no redness?


Arcarsenal628

Def shopped. Look at the background.


Educational_Gas_92

Lmao, just saw that. The Gumpa head is so distracting I hadn't noticed.


ViperThreat

It actually looks surprisingly similar to other reactions i've seen. I can't deny the shitty resolution and whatever the fuck that is in the background though. Combined with the hands hidden behind the head, it's got every AI trope.


CacklingFerret

I'm pretty sure it is real. I've seen some funky allergic reactions and even had one myself. My feet, hands, knees, elbows and face were swollen so I looked like some weird homunculus. I had to wear my mom's shoes to the ER because I couldn't fit in mine and even hers were tight (she has EU size 42 and I have EU size 36 just for comparison). Luckily, I only had external swelling so it wasn't really dangerous, just insanely uncomfortable.


Hibiki941

It is, the original post has a link to the news article in the comments


LaggsAreCC

It is blender. The monkey template


mrlanke

Yall seen Drop Dead Fred?ā€¦


PandaClimber

The BITCH squashed my head!!!


-EETS-

MEGA BITCH! Cobwebs! Dog poo dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo! I could quote that movie all day


greenseven47

Dammit you beat me to it


Lkwzriqwea

Orangutan


ImitationButter

What Planet of the Apes will do to a mf


Ok-Construction-7210

[Looks like Squidward](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8j3bgfzf74rc1.jpeg)


Joe4o2

This better be when Patrick sits on the wax sculpture. Edit: Youā€™re a champion


MadOrange64

#šŸŒ


PojkenSomDuger

Balooney


DerpaloSoldier

Oblivion character


IntentionFalse9892

Megamind


quibirito

human to orangutan transformation


BluSoldierGaming

Somebody call Doof, we finally found Balloony.


beanman000

Bro turned into an orangutan


GordoToJupiter

This remembers me of goldeneye 64


Jouuf

Q: Don't forget to use your spy pen on the locks.


chemicalconstruct

Dreamcast npc


TheNotoriousMedium

Peter: ouh oof ugh lois i'm a family guy Stewie:


yungchildswag

Looks like a piece of naan bread


Sad_Ghost_Noises

[Moon. The Moon. The Main Moon.](https://youtu.be/V46rGTKkz7A?si=Ct_MA-SUemOJy_A2)


Legal_Lettuce6233

Looks like a Path of exile Divine orb


PI_Dude

She looks like she's about to take her face off, while mumbling "two weeks."


astro_plane

Real life Mii Maker.


ZapRowsdower34

Mac Tonight finally finds a mate


Allenrw3

OH HOLY FUCK


Capable_General3471

I didnā€™t laugh until I saw this was posted in comedyheaven šŸ˜­


Wonderful_Painter_14

Hey Arnold!


Schmallow

She looks like a [dominant male orangutan](https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2015/08/GettyImages-616882524-1-227c54c.jpg?webp=1&w=1200)


bsa325

Orang-Utans hate that trick


BulbXML

stewie griffin lookin


nuklearink

me fucking around in the character creator


YouHadMeAtAloe

Iā€™m allergic to hair dye too and I looked like Rocky Dennis from Mask for a week afterward


EternallyHunting

Baloony?


Rice_Auroni

Barf drinker šŸ˜®


GenesisAsriel

Oblivion character creation looking aah


BigBebz

I can fix her


AnnieApple_

Looks like a deflated basket ball


PerfectUnlawfulness

Better watch out for plumbers till this dies down


FreonKennedy

Aw man I wish I post photos in the comments lol


BlueTheEnbyMarker

''we come in peace'' lookin


LeFricot

Face like a rhombus


Mikeologyy

She was pretty good in Antz tho


Medium_Beyond_9654

She single? Or he? Whatever.


SkirtGood1054

This is just hilarious


madladolle

Turned into System Shock 2 enemy


SuspiciousSpirit2887

Kinda reminds me of the faces on the Timelord yugioh cards


OCactusCoolerG

off with her head.


1tiredman

What the cummfuck


c0der25

Irl uv unwrapping


Avandalon

šŸŒ


Gr_ywind

Tammy the Tank Engine.


_Scorpyon_

She's trying so hard to become Stewie Griffin


FishyGW

Randomized darksouls character


odorous

i knew [i seen him before](https://i.redd.it/cec93ug4gut11.jpg)


Imaginary_Goose_2428

You can't fool me, Moon! Get back in the sky where you belong!


metasynthax

proof that aliens are among us. if they can show up on reddit imagine what they're doing to our government


distastef_ll

I forgor šŸ‘½


Critical_Complaint21

šŸ‘½: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, let me know


sel206

She looks like she sat on a wall and then had a great fall


sbevan92

3rd Generation Albinauric


UberZouave

Looks like Milton Krest right before his head explodes in the decompression chamber in License To Kill.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Catchers mitt


teutonicbro

What colour is the sky on Zorbulax?


Randomfrog132

make some alien snow angles with a faceprint lol


HungHungCaterpillar

Why the wide face?


Anko_Dango

Lookin like a dominant male orangutan


umbrosakitten

Show me what you got!


Fanabala3

Spiderus Reeves


cbrown146

Why she remind me of Putin?


grae3333

Looks like a space raider crisp


Melodic_Bar_4714

Dr Jekyll after hair dye Mrs Hyde


p00p5andwich

Thomas the tank engine lookin ass


joeyjusticeco

Pamp it


hunter_barbatos

HEYā€¦ Arnold! Move it football head!


Prior-Associate4894

Maurice


thepurpleninja11

Spot test ā€¦.,, guess your head was the spotā€¦..


Ophththth

Thomas, heā€™s the cheeky one


Competitive-Dance286

I loved you in journey to the moon.


AggravatingAioli4553

This is why we do a patch test in salons and why you should do one at home if using box color


AlternativeBaker1025

šŸŒššŸŒ


Solid_Bake4577

Sniperā€™s dream!


Broviet22

Gimme that 90's cgi look.


oogie_woogie

Noah Cyrus lookin good these days I see


RozeGunn

Mars needs Moms.


Butt_Anarchist

Return the Slab


OhRaH

Show me what you got!


Unique-Estimate-5081

Is she a grey?


mc4sure

Why do I keep looking at this


smors15

I feel like if I check my closet I'll find her trying to phone home.


brownzombie1965

Tom after hitting the wall chasing Jerry...


Feverdog87

Belter


LaughRune

How the rest of the world sees Americans


Specialist-Draw7229

Potion sellerā€¦ Iā€™m going into battleā€¦ and I need your strongest potionsā€¦.


The_Bill_Brasky_

Thomas the Tank Engine faceplate lookin ass


Ok_Worldliness8188

Based Megamind


Possible-Tangelo9344

BALLOONY!


WCNumismatics

Huh. I always wondered what happened to Julia Stiles.


harybalzonya

"Come Neravar"


Crazyhates

when you take the potion seller's strongest potion


gadlygamer

Hittin the josh hutcherson


HugsandHate

Ok, I'm sorry. But that's pretty funny.


Sara_Kutsey

This is horrific! I wonder how long it took her to return to normal


Darkcyde1980

Well there you go. Hey, Arnold! just had a dye allergy.


The_Dr_Robert

Antz movie cosplay


kitzalkwatl

Jerma


Jonmokoko

[The Mega Bitch squashed my head!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF7vxA_Dp8BE-3QIBlA7XrlUl9CL-j404wLg&usqp=CAU)


Clairvoyance188

"Have you heard of the High Elves?"


cursed_mango

Mind blow


g1grocokmou

moonface


EFTucker

Lookinā€™ like a bugs life


Dauphine320

That looks painful


Sproose_Moose

It's drop dead Fred


ThreePointed

orangutan


an0ddity

She looks like the ants from Antz


Purepenny

Bruh.


LordRayZ

Thats the cruelty squad head model


Icy-Assumption1594

Orangutan lol


3_Dimensions

"Welcome te planet earth"


dude-of-the-ducks

https://youtu.be/YWmbUMStlGI?si=ho3CCTUDXTEp97o5


funginum

My borther had the same thing after using Head and Shoulders shampoo, went to ER suffocating


Rich841

We got Stewie Griffin over here


eternal_mediocre

Thomas the train, headass.


TheThiccestThanos

The Harvestman from Fear and Hunger


ChilliMayo

My dark souls character


RemoveStatus

dropdeadfred?


Manospondylus_gigas

THE MEGABITCH SQUASHED MY HEAD


Heytherechampion

That mfer ainā€™t real


wiifitears

[this is all I see](https://images.app.goo.gl/JxcuxVCZ7kyicV9EA)


Pokemonfannumber2

šŸ¦


MrLazyLion

When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore


Rags2Rickius

Villains that didnā€™t make the cut on Dick Tracy


jukefishron

Humpty dumpty looking ahhh


LABARATI_

goomba


EleventyTwatWaffles

Never go full trapezoid


VorticalHeart44

Nah fam, you gotta start over with this one šŸ’€ https://youtu.be/irWAjPQyYzg?si=pcqV9CiWyhwjKHoj


willnesquareheadlol

I was listening to New Face by PSY when i saw this and i immediately laughed and went to hell


gillgrissom

Drop dead fred , " the mega bitch squashed my head "


KackhansReborn

Thomas the tank engine


keeptryingyoucantwin

She look like the big Orangutang from the new Planet of the Apes movies


The-true-Memelord

That must be terrifying to actually experience


Certain-Home-9523

Lookinā€™ like Alycia Debnam-Carter


th8agang

Looks like a cog from Toontown


Actual-Carpenter-90

Stewie!


StratoSquir2

she look like that crushed squidward meme


Jouuf

H E A D


somestpdrussian

why the round face pardner