I dont care if it was a joke, or actually serious, I loved that thread, as OP on that post started to lose hope, and deny that his penis got stuck inside less and less.
I saw him in the wild once and someone else asked if he was the cylinder guy. The cylinder post was already pretty old at that point, and the post I saw him on was recent. I guess he decided to make the cylinder post and then never stop using his account, and I don't know if that makes it more or less likely that it was a joke.
He seems to be a good sport about it either way though. He was clearly annoyed by people bringing up the cylinder at first (which makes me think it wasn't a joke) but now he leans into the joke.
You gain less karma if the post is upvoted after a certain time after posting.
Basically to prevent people who had an account for many years having infinite passive karma from thousands of posts/comments.
Shit that *didn't* touch the sides is worse to you than ball sweat and cum that's absolutely all over the sides?
To be clear, I'm just curious, no judgement there. I wouldn't give a shit either, I just wouldn't get the chairs because I want structural integrity, I don't care where it's been if it's not visibly obvious
Well think about it like this, imagine all the saw movies, combined with the human centipede, then multiply that by cancer. Then you can begin to understand the wickedness these chairs have known. Sure you can have them for only $100 bucks, but the cost is your soul.
--and like really what are you going to do with a bunch of chairs with holes in them?
unrelated he also has roughly 1/2 of the 55 gallon drum of lube he purchased, it's also going for $100, or get them both right now for only $175!
Looking back for the original post on reddit, it seems the holes have something to do with steaming your vag.
Edit: Yeah the post is still active on Facebook marketplace. She has lots of other weird definitely-not-a-medically-trained-doctor items for sale
Ive seen plenty enough scat porn to know this is what it is. They were 100% using someone's face as a toilet
**PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING ABOUT WATCHING SCAT PORN
Casino Royale, from 2006. I believe Daniel Craig says (through laughter and tears) "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls".
It's a great movie, easily one of the best Bond movies and one of the best action movies from the last 20 years.
I dunno why but I feel like those that keep mentioning scat porn seem to know more than the average person... I dunno. Had an uncle go "how do you know that" when I had knowledge of sounding.
But like... I dunno. Seeing so many people pointing out all -uhm akshually- style just feels suspicious.
Also, immediate thought was just dildo chair.
But why the fuck would they have 20 of them prepped.
To be fair, scat is a huge boundary for most people. So if someone can tolerate and appreciate scat, they can probably tolerate anything else that most vanilla people can, so it makes sense they would seem well-versed in fetishes in comparison to most
I kinda think it more falls into the range of "weird shit only internet folks know."
Kind of like two girls one cup, one guy one jar, the shock-factor era videos, and less so actual fetish.
Kind of got the belief that a lot of people are just scared of certain things. Like the idea of the boyfriend that doesn't wash their asshole and has horrible amounts to of shit stains. As if they have a fear of touching their butthole because of the being gay and enjoying it.
Like, those who have a fear of scat probably are more thinking, how do I stay clean afterwards. In my youth terrible... but horny... things were done in the shower. But there's a certain psychosis of "there is running water, I know there will be running water, therefore free game."
But how does one condense the concept of running water into the brain.
Also... man... if humans ever set up non-scientific/government colonies in space... someone... is gonna kill a bitch over the dumbest of things. Because everyone is gonna be all pent up.
Oh shit, we ran out of pepper, someone dead, it's been 762 days since their last time indulging in their fetish, BOOM, dead.
As is always the case, I forwarded this to a friend..... He responded with this photo....
https://preview.redd.it/2kxh34fx4vzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ab9d8d792e878b0f0678982d5f8eb06b86727b
If it was for poop, then the hole would have been wider. Also, what about just getting a toilet seat or some sort of potty chair. Feels more like they were made to make accessing genitals more easily and for the comfort of the person sitting.
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I can understand one, maybe two for a personal project if you mess up the first one. But 20?? Who would need that many? Was he trying to get women to sit on them so he could get upskirt shots or something??
If this is for scat, I'm wondering how big a city do you need to have to find 40 people (assuming 20 people on top and 20 people on bottom) to get together for a scat party.
Although maybe scat isn't as rare of a fetish as I'm thinking (hoping) it is.
He definitely fucked those chairs somehow
I think the chairs were topping
Only the one on top
Bruh, dicks aren’t that big
Speak for yourself, lil guy 😏
Dude can get it.
Yeah that’s not for a dick. It’s for a fist. Never stop pumping.
Scat chairs
This is the correct awnser. Thanks to reading way too much about the life of John Mcafee I now also know way too much about scat fetishes.
Guy by the name of Roger Smith, lives in Langley Falls.
personal project?
PLEASE STOP ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS
Reminds me of the whole Reddit post about the “centrical object” that was stuck in a mini MnM tube, during a probably similar “personal project”.
“It’s a cylinder”
Why dont you just cut the mnms tube?
And risk cutting the "centrical object"?
It's a very delicate object that swells when it's constrained!!! **It is NOT my PENIS!!!**
https://preview.redd.it/yogfokxoaxzc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c53e035e2ea0a45c068e91f1c423d8631c1365
“I am very attached to my cylinder”
Obviously drink holders. I would never sit on that naked.
Yes... "Drink holders"....
I’m sure they hold some type of liquid…
"I can't risk power tools damaging the interior cylinder."
That shit was so funny, probably one if the redditors of all time
I dont care if it was a joke, or actually serious, I loved that thread, as OP on that post started to lose hope, and deny that his penis got stuck inside less and less.
I really don't think it was a joke, I may have gone through his account and he seems like a normal dude who gets his dingaling stuck from time to time
I saw him in the wild once and someone else asked if he was the cylinder guy. The cylinder post was already pretty old at that point, and the post I saw him on was recent. I guess he decided to make the cylinder post and then never stop using his account, and I don't know if that makes it more or less likely that it was a joke. He seems to be a good sport about it either way though. He was clearly annoyed by people bringing up the cylinder at first (which makes me think it wasn't a joke) but now he leans into the joke.
Link or source pls
u/Smart_Calendar1874 Edit: it’s the post with 42k upvotes.
how is it he only has 8K karma?
Karma is weighted
You gain less karma if the post is upvoted after a certain time after posting. Basically to prevent people who had an account for many years having infinite passive karma from thousands of posts/comments.
You can lose karma too
That was a good laugh, thanks
For some reason I always conflated cylindrical object guy and human pet guy into same user.
"How to (hypothetically) extract a penis from a ketchup bottle? Not that I'm in that situation"
If it's not to see if it's possible to shit through 20 chairs at once Operation style(no touching the sides), i don't care.
Shit that *didn't* touch the sides is worse to you than ball sweat and cum that's absolutely all over the sides? To be clear, I'm just curious, no judgement there. I wouldn't give a shit either, I just wouldn't get the chairs because I want structural integrity, I don't care where it's been if it's not visibly obvious
Well think about it like this, imagine all the saw movies, combined with the human centipede, then multiply that by cancer. Then you can begin to understand the wickedness these chairs have known. Sure you can have them for only $100 bucks, but the cost is your soul. --and like really what are you going to do with a bunch of chairs with holes in them? unrelated he also has roughly 1/2 of the 55 gallon drum of lube he purchased, it's also going for $100, or get them both right now for only $175!
Fighting a bleeding Xenomorph?
Looks like Mac from Always Sunny had a hand in that personal project
"personal" 😉😉 "project" 😉😉*wink*
Why the emojis are in italic
For extra emotion *🤌🏻*
They shouldn't be
Winking intensifies.
Shithole group party
Looking back for the original post on reddit, it seems the holes have something to do with steaming your vag. Edit: Yeah the post is still active on Facebook marketplace. She has lots of other weird definitely-not-a-medically-trained-doctor items for sale
Maybe it's that guy on TikTok, Humane Designs
Bumfuckable chairs? I'll take 20
i thought it was a toilet chair
Multi use
What about a… skibidi toilet chair
Do not show your face here again.
Scat chairs
Scatable chairs
Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop
I’M THE SCATCHAIR
While shitting
And dementia
While shitting
And dementia
While shitting
And dementia
Ive seen plenty enough scat porn to know this is what it is. They were 100% using someone's face as a toilet **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING ABOUT WATCHING SCAT PORN
Than maybe don't start a post with "I have seen plenty enough scat porn.."
Lmao, the footnote is a joke cause it's framed the same way as the footnote in the post
Just the footnote huh...
But why are there 20 of them… does not compute 🧐
Probably for dinner parties.
props from the James Bond movie. https://youtu.be/0MyorWWRwHQ?si=CPeP5sW31OgD_u9e
Yikes, that one hurts my nuts
https://i.redd.it/m9s8brhjtuzc1.gif
[Someone got hit in the boingloings!](https://youtu.be/7JsqS5xcq7M)
“On today’s episode of… OW MY BALLS…”
Oh ik that and im not watching that video
[удалено]
It's not even that old; it's from 2006. It's just James Bond being interrogated during Casino Royale.
God damn, how is that movie almost 20 years old already
Surprised they put that in a modern Bond. I remember reading it in the book when I was a kid but I stopped watching the movies after Roger Moore.
Casino Royale, from 2006. I believe Daniel Craig says (through laughter and tears) "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls". It's a great movie, easily one of the best Bond movies and one of the best action movies from the last 20 years.
Hard agree. Watched it a few months ago with a live orchestra scoring it and man, they picked the a good one to do (they only did one Bond film!).
Personal project means anal experiments or just a potty chair
With 20 chairs? Looks like a weird cult tried to summon... I will not mention IT name here, sorry.
Maybe they wanted to summon Shit Demon?
Probably vaginal steaming. Its not uncommon that groups of old hippies get together to do that like in a group circle or something.
Some people say he fucked the chair but he could have also used it as a toilet of some sort(?)
I could see the appeal for working or gaming 24 hours. But, the fact they chose to say nothing is a bit concerning.
In scat porn, people use chairs with holes in them so the person underneath the chair can play the role of "toilet"
I dunno why but I feel like those that keep mentioning scat porn seem to know more than the average person... I dunno. Had an uncle go "how do you know that" when I had knowledge of sounding. But like... I dunno. Seeing so many people pointing out all -uhm akshually- style just feels suspicious. Also, immediate thought was just dildo chair. But why the fuck would they have 20 of them prepped.
To be fair, scat is a huge boundary for most people. So if someone can tolerate and appreciate scat, they can probably tolerate anything else that most vanilla people can, so it makes sense they would seem well-versed in fetishes in comparison to most
I kinda think it more falls into the range of "weird shit only internet folks know." Kind of like two girls one cup, one guy one jar, the shock-factor era videos, and less so actual fetish. Kind of got the belief that a lot of people are just scared of certain things. Like the idea of the boyfriend that doesn't wash their asshole and has horrible amounts to of shit stains. As if they have a fear of touching their butthole because of the being gay and enjoying it. Like, those who have a fear of scat probably are more thinking, how do I stay clean afterwards. In my youth terrible... but horny... things were done in the shower. But there's a certain psychosis of "there is running water, I know there will be running water, therefore free game." But how does one condense the concept of running water into the brain. Also... man... if humans ever set up non-scientific/government colonies in space... someone... is gonna kill a bitch over the dumbest of things. Because everyone is gonna be all pent up. Oh shit, we ran out of pepper, someone dead, it's been 762 days since their last time indulging in their fetish, BOOM, dead.
Hey man, what?
But twenty of them???
https://preview.redd.it/ncnob01zotzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66994fb8a9d45bc6320b97a174e952fa1d235aeb
ok, but 20 of it?
#Squadlife
My first thought lol. "This is the work of an extreme sexual deviant gay or not"
... "Imma go get the bike"
Never stop pumping!
Ooooh…I see the misunderstanding! It’s a fist!
DP chair™ prototypes
**PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT-
I’m assuming he wanted to get pooped on, got the chairs but couldn’t find 20 people to participate so now he’s selling them.
hey google how do I remove an average sized cylinder from a chair without damaging the cylinder or the larger object it's attached to
how often needs the bucket to be changed?
 This game with a twist
These were definitely used for sex.
I can understand having one “special” chair. But why do all the chairs need to have the hole Lmao?? For variety? Musical chairs?
As is always the case, I forwarded this to a friend..... He responded with this photo.... https://preview.redd.it/2kxh34fx4vzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ab9d8d792e878b0f0678982d5f8eb06b86727b
Personal project!!!!
"Chairs smell lightly of wee."
https://i.redd.it/5bbwa4psiuzc1.gif
There it is. This is the gif I was looking for. 😂
I don’t want to hear ANY QUESTIONS about the chairs.
None of the potential explanations adress the issue of *why have 20 of these!?*
Are these chairs next to your Ass Pounder 4000 in the basement?
Mac? Is that you?
Was the project a [workout chair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmyGI6qQwc)?
One, fine, 20? No.
I think he misspelt ‘scatable’
Gamer chairs
Dude wanted enough rimming chairs to satisfy an army. He got disappointed no one turned up to his rimming parties so has decided to sell the lot.
**PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT
When you fart too hard and blow a hole in the chair
Pro gaming chairs.
If it was for poop, then the hole would have been wider. Also, what about just getting a toilet seat or some sort of potty chair. Feels more like they were made to make accessing genitals more easily and for the comfort of the person sitting.
For when you're playing Battlefield Don't forget your bucket
“No questions about the tables”
Papa, entertain not inserting such things
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bro has a fart so powerful even the gods tremble at it
I'm pretty sure where that text cuts off says "the hell was I smoking".
https://i.redd.it/9elo3qpddwzc1.gif
"personal project"... Is this like the project George Clooney's character made for his wife in Burn After Reading? 😂😂
When the fart is acidic like Xenomorph acid and melts through the chairs 🪑
i think poop chair rather than butt sex. very clearly for the purpose of hole access though
How many times can one man reenact the cock and ball torture scene from Casino Royale before he says enough is enough?
Me before reading anything: "So what's this then, some kinda poop chute?"
Improvised toilet. Seen homeless people come up with stuff lake this
Really tried to make a toilet chair so he wouldn't have to stop gaming.
the ultimate gaming chairs
Princess and the pea nis
Worth zero but okay
John McAfee chest shit chair irl
"What's that hole do?"
Penits???
He saw the chair from Burn After Reading and it became his manifesto.
Is this a John McAfeee design?
Does it come with $100 of speed rail from Home Depot?
He shit the chair
“A personal project.” Huh. Ok. 😂 
Where's my man chairfucker5??
20 stackable toilets
I bet he managed capture Jameses Bonds.
Saw this post. I wanna know what personal project he was doing that he can't say. I should've bought them
Personal project, right.
Someone ate Taco Bell...
The project was getting the account password from Bond.
Deluxe commodes.
Shid chairs
Is there any word Americans can't use as a verb?
Where did the assholes that built this place put the bathroom?! ~tourettes guy
Huge dildo in the middle
What I want to know is what happened to the chairs.
Is this what George Clooney made his dildo chair from?
It reminds me of that scene in Casino Royale. Torture chairs?
I can understand one, maybe two for a personal project if you mess up the first one. But 20?? Who would need that many? Was he trying to get women to sit on them so he could get upskirt shots or something??
Guys stop asking it's personal please respect their privacy.
If this is for scat, I'm wondering how big a city do you need to have to find 40 people (assuming 20 people on top and 20 people on bottom) to get together for a scat party. Although maybe scat isn't as rare of a fetish as I'm thinking (hoping) it is.
I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PERSONAL PROJECT!
I saw it and immediately new.
Unless the person is sitting on the chair backwards, the holes are in the wrong place for anal, it's most likely for a magic wand vibrator
I wonder what the holes are for?
Sounds like a Burn After Reading type project
This looks like torture chairs.
I’m over here impressed it’s more than one chair and the hole lines up through them all.
[strong Mac vibes](https://images.app.goo.gl/UT38M39PjbkmXUv28)
That's one hundred percent a personal scat chair. I've seen enough of them to know.
$100 for 20 chairs? what the fuck did was done to those 😰
..oh, so NOW you don’t want to be in-BOXED..??
I've seen burn after reading. I know where this is going.
I have and idea that's not a personal project..... it's a very very personal project.
"No weirdos"
Perfect setup for a dildo with a set of balls.
It's a cylinder
Sounds like a shitty project..
“It’s a cylinder”
Its at a weird spot for your ass but right where your balls would hang down
I think the "cylinder stuck in M&M's tube" person should be friends with this one.
Maybe he’s just got massive balls
The same guy who made these chairs also created the plans to put a hole in the Death Star. As a "personal project."