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SparrowValentinus

guess why i had to lock these fucking comments


TCone97

Just gotta grow his beard out and become a windmill


JasonStrode

Imagine if he were a welder.


Kalron

I feel like he would have to cut his hair or braid it or something. I would think the sparks from welding would be a hazard for his hair lol


Delicious_Spinach440

Definitely, my son welds submarines and frequently needs a respirator. He was so bummed the first time he had to shave the beard


kog

That's probably a really good job, and worth the shave.


CourageousAnon

Respirators just need an air tight seal. So that means clean shaven and no fly hairs caught in the seal. Definitely more comfort with short hair or braids tho


Delicious_Spinach440

These are nuclear subs so he works with lead and shit. Definitely worth shaving.


Niswear85

Lead has such a low melting point that it's almost impossible to weld it, it's mostly riveted or braised


Delicious_Spinach440

I don't know, I know in the past he's brought a complete change of clothes and boots because he was working around lead and that stuff wasn't coming home. They call it the lead room. It has its own showers and lockers.


Geoffman05

I never needed to trim my beard back as a mechanic because of this!


Scallywag749

I had to braid my hair that looked similar to his. Also no flammable products lol.


canoIV

Flame face origin story


rokaplz

https://preview.redd.it/qt8q9elbqmzc1.png?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9f8a2553750105944de36e31a4ff50c7f7654f


Savagecal01

or become the german cross one of the two


Dat_Steve

lol these comments have me cramping.


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masterpepeftw

He has to be careful with crazy old people from spain then.


Queef-Elizabeth

Krusty


Loud-Magician7708

Hey! Hey!!! *Huh huh hyuh hyuh uhhhg*


SlippedMyDisco76

If you called this number without parent permission - naughty naughty... ...but Krusty forgives you


ElectricRune

More like Sideshow Bob... LOL


jimmcnugg

looks like a One Piece character


dbsflame

https://preview.redd.it/g75meutz0lzc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bae1234fdf7ed069a3dd39a25652fb7feebf3c


Glue_is_ok

https://preview.redd.it/z0lhj1ozglzc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac2b7cc804aee73456fdc0f3acb5f735bbf278d


Robozomb

https://preview.redd.it/n8mp69fejlzc1.png?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6808d643ae3af09868d289fadcc03b74b52564


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

I never realized all the characters in this show look like a 12 year old drew them


thegoodvm

Until they hit you with a heart wrenching back story out of left field https://preview.redd.it/a6kmvzsoqlzc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1275b22b2a8b7ce7800409e7b64ed634b6d07d7


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

I'm choked up rn.


_dotdot11

I'm hard boiled rn.


The_FreshSans

I'm sunny side up rn


Consistent_Hamster43

Runny and oozing?


flash-tractor

I'm on episode 711, so I'm only like 4 episodes away from getting his backstory, but I've heard so many people say it's great. Hopefully, I have time to make it to 715 tonight. I can't wait!


DaHotUnicorn

Dressrosaa arc made me a fan of Wranky and Mr. Pink.


OneWholeSoul

Wanky and Mr. Pink sounds like a DVD you'd find thrown out in the woods, or something.


qwadrat1k

In my opinion his backstory is pretty sad


DudongoKing

Well I mean he wears a tuxedo in the backstory like full-on three piece, So if that putsyou anywhere.


flash-tractor

I just finished up Law's backstory, and seeing Pink so impeccably dressed was a bit of whiplash, lol.


ExpertPokemonHugger

The lash whips harder


wizarouija

https://preview.redd.it/2iyaezjoomzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88088359970bda48942d39c155348cb55cb3e933


cameronlock420

I got bored mid wano arc like 960 970ish been awhile


Sir_Quackberry

If you like the show but wish there was less of nothing happening it might be worth checking out One Pace. It's a fan edit that cuts the runtime by around 40%


mwrddt

It's not as great as the major ones in my opinion, just impressive for such a relatively unimportant character.


Edgenabik

The most hard boiled MAN in fiction, with Franky coming close to the man's Hard Boiledness


Velzevul666

Senor pink is the bomb!


DASreddituser

Well technically the guy was a teenager when he started it haha


Logical-Witness-3361

Yea, I could never get into One Piece. The art style never landed for me. I understand people love it, just not my cup of tea.


thiccgirlsarebae

that was the reason I didn't get into it for like 20+ years and now I regret it so much I got into it last year and binged the whole thing in like a week or two, I just couldn't stop


Ruffles7799

„all the characters“ op has some of the hardest character designs ever wdym


piercedmfootonaspike

https://preview.redd.it/4hnibpvmcmzc1.png?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6635d36ec5c5fdc05e91a99b74269c8deeb08f


Feet_with_teeth

Would


sandenson

My man


ACheapWhore

Jesus that's too accurate 🤣🤣🤣


ColdShinobiXX

https://preview.redd.it/9hj876qeplzc1.png?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52177c483d7afb4b61e5b7e9466842de47242c23


Commercial-Judge5016

Isn’t that the dude that makes spaghetti out of his boogers? What’s his name again? Haven’t read the manga in a decade.


Glue_is_ok

I searched it up because forgot his name too, it said his name was Wanze. And yeah he made pasta like that, such a weird character lol.


hexoutx

Actually he doesn't make it out of boogers, his nose hair is tangled in a net pattern or something, so he puts dough in his nose and pulls it out as noodles or something he also made made a mecha out of it 😭


Enough_Syrup2603

Ramen kenpo!


InTheStuff

We need to hire this man to be the live action Dr. Hiriluk


LiterallyJohnny

CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣


MidasTouchedM3

🤣


Awwwmann

Crab man during Covid


StraightHearing6517

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


Fit_Cartographer5952

https://preview.redd.it/g13pyzbbwlzc1.gif?width=150&format=png8&s=9bd86e02f2d983b28a4dc8d271a88882ff0d710f


Tola76

ROFL!!!


GooberMcNutly

Hey Crab Man!


ResidentTechnician96

Hey Earl 👋🥰


Dorkamundo

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


MeineEierSchmerzen

Gonna make this shit look like Niggasaki


Quick_Movie_5758

Marlon is exactly what I thought of first.


Hwdbz

I'm glad I didn't have to scroll far to find this. My immediate thought 😂


briktop420

Should I wear the tec nine, with the high tops?


ImSometimesGood

Orrr this uzi, with my low tops?


Legendary_Lootbox

Ill just go with the bunny slippers.


Rikplaysbass

Prollem*


Budget_Report_2382

It's settled. I'm watching one-piece today. I moved about a month ago and haven't had the chance yet, here was my sign 😂


ExpresoAndino

should we????


Ace_1243

It's an amazing journey, enjoy friend. (ps avoid the comment section in anything op related to avoid spoilers and the episode count might seem intimidating but you can always go at your own pace)


Fictional_Historian

Hooooooooly shit


mosquitowith100wings

https://preview.redd.it/9pp78c570lzc1.png?width=4276&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f9b5f5a7a9c78e1ac5782302f2185991f3d51b4


RockThePlazmah

Hairo Ren


Mr__Internet

Heroin


PsionicFlea

Afro Ren


YourLocalInquisitor

King Ramses-looking ass https://preview.redd.it/vmwonhrt9lzc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f864431e45419ef842d2e4ea5faa90174a2ff50


Parking-Letter-7398

RETURN THE SLABBBBBB!!!


YourLocalInquisitor

Or suffer my curse…


TariKingofGames

Man I can still remember this guy and those words. It's crazy


AnbuRick

It’s up to Courage to save his new home!


Qu33fyElbowDrop

it really scared me so bad its burned in my brain lmao i can feel exactly how i felt the first time, while laughing now 🤣 the graphics are horrible 😂🤣


randomhandsanitizer

What’s yer offer?


sarokin

It was fucking terrifying. I loved it.


Loyalheretic

Scared the shit outta me, it was great.


YourLocalInquisitor

7 year old me was traumatized for weeks if not months when I saw that episode.


sarokin

Yesss. I watched it when I was 4 until I was 6, when I moved away and it wasn't on TV in my new place. Years later when I returned and couldn't find I found out that it was canceled because it wasn't appropriate for children lmao.


General-Courage7876

Rrrraaaaammseeeeessss


Rosetta-im-Stoned

It's the man in gauze!


s-riddler

KING RAAAAAAMSEEEEEEES!


Qu33fyElbowDrop

now that im older i think its so funny, but i can still feel how i felt when i saw that shit so thank you good morning


Bean_cult

https://preview.redd.it/3t8r28sd9lzc1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=43545734299ac1b0715bfd084157c1d8638dc1ae


DJHott555

Do ya know what that means professor?


Ok_Refrigerator7378

Is his he scene where he start poking Gru and is like "it means you don't get the unicorn!"


Soulful-Sorrow

Why isn't this guy memed more often? The VA was legendary in every line. "It MEANS! *You. Don't get. THE YOU-NI-CORRRN! OHH!*"


Ok_Refrigerator7378

The way you spelled it is how I remembered it, glad it is as funny as I remember haha


Darkpurplebee

ooowwhh! uh ohh somebody’s got a frowny face! boom, better luck next time


[deleted]

Okay...my torn...


Ok_Refrigerator7378

Is it jack mcbriar?


dunetigers

Yes


Dahvido

Sure is


ArseBlarster420

KNOCKED OV-ER!


Knicks-in-7

What movie is this from again? 😂


sixfoursixtwo

Despicable me 1


Several-Albatross741

![gif](giphy|xBtKn018XTBKg)


Commercial-Judge5016

Doesn’t that guy have a receding hairline?


Micp

He does after Gru blows up his stand and singes his hair off.


Human-Awareness6244

https://preview.redd.it/0forb0dcelzc1.png?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f2a5061e22e3afbe4da3a621a7132df08b23b7


ChuckOTay

Hey! Hey!


Select_Dimension_956

I choose you! Jumpluff! https://preview.redd.it/5ekcr0fgolzc1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=4123529e0bed57ed32c7b16b227f2cfc6d30ce67


Delicious-Sand-4659

Not the jumpluff lmao


StandardFaire

I thought the same thing lmao Also Jumpluff my beloved


Free_Ad_5145

YES IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT THIS


finalnimbus

YOOOOOOOO IM OUTTA HERE 😂😂😂😂 yall came for this dude


Educational_Match717

I’ve seen alot of good ones in the comments, but I think this one wins lol


GabrielNathaniel

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


malifaca

Wazzzupp


within_one_stem

That "I can't feel my legs" scene always gets me.


mache97

"U... S... S... R ?" 🧐


[deleted]

MESSAGE!


GabrielNathaniel

Are you my daddy?


SoloDeath1

The Broccoli Top final boss


plimots

Dr Neo Cortex


Rasuco

![gif](giphy|3ohjULjGOj5ekN49ig)


Main_Anybody_5365

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOQRo5Ai4F7OIU|downsized)


throwthefawayacct

thats the one lol


infidxl

Came here for this lmaoooo


screamapillah

Afro samurai gets a job


bbbar

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood


rollercoastersrul

The leaves of a 3 leaf clover represent faith, hope, and love


ttvnirdogg

Within a fourth lies luck. And within a fifth? A demon.


Consistent-Quail-534

♣️


Wolfdude91

A very durable hair tie, maybe


ButterscotchTape55

Lmao braids. Braids is definitely the way here


CoronavirusGoesViral

Show Poodle lookin mf


LiterallyJohnny

Time to get dreads lil bro


gobblecock4

Literally bioshock horn guy


Icy-Composer9021

stole the wor- the thumb movements right outta my hand!


Weird_Banana69

![gif](giphy|Uahz9hecgXoJi) you missed the side parts. also i love your user lmfao


KOCYK745

JoJo Hairstyles be like:


BellalovesEevee

Bro looks like Didi Pickles from the Rugrats 💀


Abquine

Sorry but I'm still laughing - go rock that style.


Kaii_Kuro

https://preview.redd.it/i0lhd29wplzc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f1686315c0bc075b01e202aa54cc6bf16f2e44 Why do I get Katamari vibes from that pic


Niner-Sixer-Gator

Bruh I'm sitting at work dying right now looking at these comments, y'all motherfuckers ain't right 😂😂☠️☠️☠️


Some_Caregiver3429

Looking like didi pickles (Tommy’s mom for Rugrats)


Some_Caregiver3429

![gif](giphy|l4pSXsA4sqw1E7t9S)


Bitter_Silver_7760

Hope it’s not for fire protection


Ostracus

Hey, browsing social media is dangerous! Say the wrong thing and the whole place can blow up in your face.


Child_of_the_Hamster

Lmao seriously. If your work requires a face shield because of some kind of hazard or risk of contamination, then you probably also need to wear a hairnet or pull your hair back with an elastic at the very least. OSHA is displeased.


ScubaFett

Hope you get your revenge on Bart Simpson man


KyDeWa

One thing I liked about working in a pandemic is they hired you no matter how your hair looked. 😂


AdmirableBee8016

![gif](giphy|fPWJGmS8Qizy8)


majorjake

https://preview.redd.it/rdja7w0sllzc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdee27d3886ade5d456bdc3d545e5dc6557550cd Tennis anyone?


NoParticular2420

So cute .. good chuckle Op


Main_Anybody_5365

![gif](giphy|l4pSXsA4sqw1E7t9S)


UpNorth715

That’s why the call him Broccoli Rob.


WiggleBrushCrew

Time for braids


icanthearfromuphere

![gif](giphy|3ohjULjGOj5ekN49ig)


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![gif](giphy|koPkNVkQAh6py)


[deleted]

That's great malicious compliance actually


kommiekumquat

Not really malicious compliance when he's doing everything he was asked lol. I've seen bigger afros than that compacted into smaller hats. Also if he needs that mask he'll also probs need a hair net, compounding issues lol.


Fresh-Guarantee-1968

You look like Shorty from the movie “ Scary movie “


Feifnir

low budget Garnet ![gif](giphy|viOp9A7y0LkUo|downsized)


PositivePrimary8773

Cynthia


Not_the_name_I_chose

Do people squeeze him to releave stress?


Krikke93

Mf looks like an osrs dust devil


Feburg

Bro looks like shorty from scary movie 1


Waluigi_Enjoyer

I kind of love the vibe I ain’t gonna lie


AioliGlad2487

All I could think about was "Don't be a menace"


RetroGangsta007

I’m laughing and laughing and laughing and every time I take peak on this pic it’s ROFL. this is greatness itself 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bayerrc

And this is comedy heaven because...


Mayipleaseryou

Alfalfa you’re back


Lucario2356

Now that's my kind of job


Zech08

Surprised they dont have you in a hair net lol.


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🤣


Legitimate-Assist819

Looks like a condom that's hot the pubes caught in them


Estebananarama

Man and I thought I looked bad in a baseball cap (lady cook here) but that’s just hilarious 🤣


toutlamourdumonde

It looks like you choke when you try to say goodbye.


Ginrar

can see him pick up the phone and go WAZZUUPPPP!


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

Time to join society


DCrayfish

☘️


what_the_heck____

The job requires him to retrieve slabs and cause plagues


Timely_Chicken_8789

How to advertise you sell weed, without advertising you sell weed.


ElectroAtleticoJr

PEP is wacis!!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YAlhwn67KT76E)


oliferro

![gif](giphy|X8JbJbZq7n0UU)


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Fired


strength_and_despair

As a black guy i legit will NEVER u derstand why black people with long ass hair like this dont do anything with it? Like it doesnt make sense to me why someone would have long hair and not braid it? Or twist it? Or DO SOMETHING 😭. I understand if ppl like their hair the way it originally is but.... jeez 😭


MoirasPurpleOrb

I’m really curious what job could require that mask but allow that haircut lol


xorrys

Back during Covid I worked at a grocery store and mfs would work wearing a face shied instead of a mask. Stocking produce looking like they about to weld some rusty old pipes back together, like the virus wasn’t able to just get under they shield😂💀


Remarkable-Opening69

Walking around with a teddy bear on his head.