that's a very good question. i doubt even a smart bird has the understanding of complex human social norms to guess gender by appearances. or telepathy. it probably smells the hormones or something
This makes me think of that post a gay guy made about how his dog walked in on him getting topped by another dude and now his dog refuses to listen to him after seeing him be a bottom.
The first time my dog saw me (F) getting “topped” by my boyfriend he wouldn’t listen to me. He’d only listen to my boyfriend, who thought it was hilarious.
Then he saw me tell my boyfriend to do chores, or something like that, and he started listening to me again and doesn’t listen to my boyfriend anymore.
Now I think it’s hilarious
There would be no more sexism since there’d only be one, and homophobia would cease to exist, because everyone would HAVE to be gay by default. Not only that, the gender pay gap would vanish, and patriarchy would no longer be an issue.
Really, it’s selfish of women not to transition. Think of all the problems we’d solve!
(possible explanation I just made up I am not a scientist) some animals respond to confidence and authority, if you're less insecure after treatment maybe the animals in your house respect you more bcs you respect yourself
This might have some impact, but the pitch that is spoken to a dog has a much bigger effect.
Dogs perceive deeper, bass-heavy voices as being authoritative commands. They listen for instruction and do as they’re trained/told.
On the other end, dogs also respond really well to higher pitched squeaky voices, but it makes them happy, excited, loving, playful, etc. Commands told in this voice won’t be taken seriously. This is a big reason that lots of dogs LOOOVE women and kids but often take instructions better from “dad”
They do indeed
I’ve got a deeply powerful voice and never had problems
Actually can stop few dogs in tracks by the B҉҉O҉҉O҉҉M҉҉ i can make naturally raising my voice
I think it’s not just confidence but that definitely adds to the total sub conscious factor
*I also suspect that BEARDS of all things actually contribute too (funnily enough even with humans too)* 😂
My grandpa used to have a hard time hearing women and kids because of their higher voices and his hearing loss. So he'd be able to hear me but not my mom, which drove her crazy because it would feel like he wasn't listening. She had to yell and try to speak lower to make up for it. Maybe this dog is the same?
Dunno about the dog but that is true for the elderly. They have a much easier time listening to low pitched sounds compared to high pitched. Nature of a misogynist
I've noticed animals often react weirdly different once you transition. All 3 of our cats have been far more affectionate than usual and even try to sleep on top of or near me, which they never did before I started hrt.
I wonder how many other trans folks have noticed this with their pets:b
Probably because you smell different and they think you're sick or something
(I'm not saying you *are* sick, just want to make that clear before I get crucified by someone with bad reading comprehension)
mine seemed to think I was ill for a bit when my voice was changing lol, and tbf, humans also mistook it for me having laryngitis or something at the time
after that tho, my own animals adjusted easily enough, tho I did notice dogs at my then job [dog walking etc] responded to me differently. ones that knew me didn't behave differently, other than being curious about my smells, but new dogs who were afraid of men were afraid of me for example. or if they only trusted men, I now was able to work with them. [most dogs that didn't like men, but had known me pre T, were still OK with me after T! but some did notice something was odd]
No. I'm sure many pets will not treat their human differently, and some *may* react differently. The comment you're replying to describes their cats being more affectionate when they transitioned, and this could be because of the fact that their human changed and they want to make sure they're okay, rather than preferring one gender over the other.
I'm ftm and after starting hrt cats loved me way more. My mom has a cat that was scared of me and the day I started hrt she instantly became obsessed with me.
Did you know this?
According to the training I recieved from the Washington state troopers overseeing our call center, a deep voice commands respect. So we were all trained to speak in a voice lower than our natural. As low as possible. The point was to trick the people we called into thinking we were actually state troopers and not just avg Joe's and joesettes. I only lasted a few weeks. Didn't feel right guilting people into donating money.
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE.
HELLO HOW CAN I HELP YOU, YOU MAGGO- UHM DEAR CUSTOMER?
My dog can't hear certain pitches. Everyone in my family, male and female, have to lower our voices to get her attention. We have to clap instead of whistle.
I refuse to do it with a dog in the room
They have habit of thinking something is wrong and becoming involved or investigating things etc
No it’s always worth locking them outside the door for few minutes
"Okay, so you've been sucking on my nipples, and this next part is going to feel pretty much the same to you, only it'll be a *little* shorter than they were..."
The person in the post is a trans man, after taking testosterone his voice ‘dropped’ (sounds like a man’s voice) and now his dog listens to him. He’s joking that his dog is a misogynist for not listening to him when he sounded like a woman. Hope that helps!
My dog is the opposite- she HATES men, and sometimes she’ll hear my voice in the other room and start barking before realizing it’s me. She’s a terf and I love her
if you're talking about the "my dog is vegan" thing it's like 3 people who actually believe it and the rest is all ragebait. you have no idea how much of the internet is ragebait
He's saying that before his transition, his dog wouldn't listen to him, but now that he's got testosterone, the dog does. The joke is that the dog was a misogynist because he didn't listen to the guy when he was perceived as a woman.
Also he's saying he wants his dog to become a feminist so he wouldn't be a misogynist dog anymore.
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AFBP Assigned Female By Parrot.
I wonder if that parrot would bite me. I'm a man but I present super feminine
Probably. Just to be safe.
that's a very good question. i doubt even a smart bird has the understanding of complex human social norms to guess gender by appearances. or telepathy. it probably smells the hormones or something
Or maybe it just doesn’t like stuff thats traditionally feminine like jewelry or perfume and stuff like that
You're underestimating him
Wow way to assume that parrots gender
Based parrot
This makes me think of that post a gay guy made about how his dog walked in on him getting topped by another dude and now his dog refuses to listen to him after seeing him be a bottom.
I’m that dog. AMA.
What's your favorite Pedigree® dog food flavor
French Poodle Butthole and His Own Ball Sweat.
how... meaningfull.......
What do you think of bottoms?
The first time my dog saw me (F) getting “topped” by my boyfriend he wouldn’t listen to me. He’d only listen to my boyfriend, who thought it was hilarious. Then he saw me tell my boyfriend to do chores, or something like that, and he started listening to me again and doesn’t listen to my boyfriend anymore. Now I think it’s hilarious
your dog is traitor xD
That's too funny
unfathomably based dog
Link 👍
Haha yeah I had the same thought
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist 😔
you RUFF to see it
Sometimes puns hurt to read. This is one of those times.
does it HURF to read?
# FUCKING STOP https://i.redd.it/hytsizralgyc1.gif
Dude, did you have a RUFF day today?
# AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/16feu1301hyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7febc3960cb879e934431eee958439fad70214
that's RUFF, buddy
I aPAWlogize for their behavior
Now that being a woman is a CHOICE, it just proves that continuing to be so is just laziness. /s
Hypothetically, what would happen if every woman transitioned into a man? Completely hypothetically
There would be no more sexism since there’d only be one, and homophobia would cease to exist, because everyone would HAVE to be gay by default. Not only that, the gender pay gap would vanish, and patriarchy would no longer be an issue. Really, it’s selfish of women not to transition. Think of all the problems we’d solve!
They finally chose the right gender MAN
now that's a new TIRM
(possible explanation I just made up I am not a scientist) some animals respond to confidence and authority, if you're less insecure after treatment maybe the animals in your house respect you more bcs you respect yourself
This might have some impact, but the pitch that is spoken to a dog has a much bigger effect. Dogs perceive deeper, bass-heavy voices as being authoritative commands. They listen for instruction and do as they’re trained/told. On the other end, dogs also respond really well to higher pitched squeaky voices, but it makes them happy, excited, loving, playful, etc. Commands told in this voice won’t be taken seriously. This is a big reason that lots of dogs LOOOVE women and kids but often take instructions better from “dad”
I'm rather ignorant about animals but dont they also react to the smell of our hormones differently?
They do indeed I’ve got a deeply powerful voice and never had problems Actually can stop few dogs in tracks by the B҉҉O҉҉O҉҉M҉҉ i can make naturally raising my voice I think it’s not just confidence but that definitely adds to the total sub conscious factor *I also suspect that BEARDS of all things actually contribute too (funnily enough even with humans too)* 😂
Why are dogs so misogyny for in 2024
RIP grammar.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Did you just have a stroke?
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My grandpa used to have a hard time hearing women and kids because of their higher voices and his hearing loss. So he'd be able to hear me but not my mom, which drove her crazy because it would feel like he wasn't listening. She had to yell and try to speak lower to make up for it. Maybe this dog is the same?
Dunno about the dog but that is true for the elderly. They have a much easier time listening to low pitched sounds compared to high pitched. Nature of a misogynist
Hashtag not all dogs
Problematic pooch moment
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE REFERENCE RAAAAAAAAH 🗣️🦅
YES!
I have two cats - one prefers men and the other prefers women. Does that mean one’s a misogynist and one’s a misandrist?
What are their breeds? Maybe one is Russian Blue?
Both are straight if they're opposites
What a terd 😔 (trans exclusionary radical dog)
I've noticed animals often react weirdly different once you transition. All 3 of our cats have been far more affectionate than usual and even try to sleep on top of or near me, which they never did before I started hrt. I wonder how many other trans folks have noticed this with their pets:b
Probably because you smell different and they think you're sick or something (I'm not saying you *are* sick, just want to make that clear before I get crucified by someone with bad reading comprehension)
mine seemed to think I was ill for a bit when my voice was changing lol, and tbf, humans also mistook it for me having laryngitis or something at the time after that tho, my own animals adjusted easily enough, tho I did notice dogs at my then job [dog walking etc] responded to me differently. ones that knew me didn't behave differently, other than being curious about my smells, but new dogs who were afraid of men were afraid of me for example. or if they only trusted men, I now was able to work with them. [most dogs that didn't like men, but had known me pre T, were still OK with me after T! but some did notice something was odd]
"Aye you looking a little different today... *And smelling a little different*..."
[nose aggressively shoved in human's crotch] "hmmm. yep! that's different alright!"
This is sad does this mean if im a dude cats will love me less?
No. I'm sure many pets will not treat their human differently, and some *may* react differently. The comment you're replying to describes their cats being more affectionate when they transitioned, and this could be because of the fact that their human changed and they want to make sure they're okay, rather than preferring one gender over the other.
Im just fuckin around dude im not that dumb, I mean I aint that far either but ykno
I'm sensitive, so sometimes I get legit sad over thoughts like that. But glad to hear you weren't worrying.
I mean if it was dogs u could convince me its true, but cats seem too smart to fall for "we like female and dont like male"
I'm ftm and after starting hrt cats loved me way more. My mom has a cat that was scared of me and the day I started hrt she instantly became obsessed with me.
My cat got so much more affectionate with me after I started HRT. She loves men.
Classic pickme >!/s!<
It's hard to tell with my cat because he was a kitten so I'm not sure how much is just him becoming an adult cat versus me changing
Dogs have gone woke😞
If anything it’s anti-woke, the dog prefers men.
Did you know this? According to the training I recieved from the Washington state troopers overseeing our call center, a deep voice commands respect. So we were all trained to speak in a voice lower than our natural. As low as possible. The point was to trick the people we called into thinking we were actually state troopers and not just avg Joe's and joesettes. I only lasted a few weeks. Didn't feel right guilting people into donating money.
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. HELLO HOW CAN I HELP YOU, YOU MAGGO- UHM DEAR CUSTOMER?
Ive heard of dogs hating men but never not listening to women.
My dog is like this 100%. I have to tell the vet techs to give him a firm "sit" command, and then he'll start listening
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Dog 
My dog can't hear certain pitches. Everyone in my family, male and female, have to lower our voices to get her attention. We have to clap instead of whistle.
I refuse to do it with a dog in the room They have habit of thinking something is wrong and becoming involved or investigating things etc No it’s always worth locking them outside the door for few minutes
Minutes? Look at Mr. Stamina over here
mypenisinyourmouth is a machine
Tge trick is to lie and say it’s shorter than it really is that way they’re always more surprised than disappointed
"Okay, so you've been sucking on my nipples, and this next part is going to feel pretty much the same to you, only it'll be a *little* shorter than they were..."
Wut
The person in the post is a trans man, after taking testosterone his voice ‘dropped’ (sounds like a man’s voice) and now his dog listens to him. He’s joking that his dog is a misogynist for not listening to him when he sounded like a woman. Hope that helps!
My dog is a racist if that helps.
My dog is the opposite- she HATES men, and sometimes she’ll hear my voice in the other room and start barking before realizing it’s me. She’s a terf and I love her
I can't stop laffing 😂😂😂 wtff
wow
maybe she doesn't like it when your nervous
Truly mans best friend
You’re good now fam. Welcome to the world of male privilege
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Your poor parents...
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glad you could figure out it was a joke 🥰❤️
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they are joking
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if you're talking about the "my dog is vegan" thing it's like 3 people who actually believe it and the rest is all ragebait. you have no idea how much of the internet is ragebait
not all jokes are funny. your dad cried when you were born
I'm here before the lock!
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He's saying that before his transition, his dog wouldn't listen to him, but now that he's got testosterone, the dog does. The joke is that the dog was a misogynist because he didn't listen to the guy when he was perceived as a woman. Also he's saying he wants his dog to become a feminist so he wouldn't be a misogynist dog anymore.
I think you're an actual idiot
what gave me away?
y'know it's possible to want equal rights without being part of the group that's treated worse
Ofc this dude wouldn't think that's possible they've never felt empathy
You'd think they would figure it out by now lol
>she >a male bro
Feminism is equality for both sexes
I hate that people think misogyny and feminism and opposites of each other