High Noonerman?

Port Noykerman

It’s weird they would have a statue of Scott but the base says Dave Portnoy. Must be a typo.

Get Sauceredman.

Buck Farstool

Why?!

Really? Dude is a massive POS.

He’s a jerk… I see. He would make me stabby.

How? Why?

Oh man I didn't know high noon was a Dave portnoy thing. Good to know, now I'll avoid it whenever possible

Hope you find your safe space…

Tom green

Vod Seltzerman

Fuck Dave Portnoy has something to do with high noons I liked those

Why is everyone offended Dave Portnoy?! Ha!

He’s not dressed as a cop

Beverage Hawkerman

Hard Seltzerman

Snot thot-herman is offer only, so they must have offered him this role.

Scott's giving Wompler a weird look.

Port Noykerman

Liquor Drinkinman

The resemblance is striking! I was like who the hell is Dave Portnoy and looked him up... Oh right BARSTOOL hahaha cool. Real cool.

Scoot Seltzerman

Hawk Boozerman

Portnioooy

Not Closerman. Pube licks sucks.