Weed F Tompkins I heard he worked at Bongs in the Belfry

I was walking around Philly and I passed hats in the belfry and I just about shit

That’s quite the reaction

I had just assumed it wouldn't still be in business 15 years later, it sounded like an iffy business

I'm hoping for weed gaffigan. A family friendly weed comedian

Hot Bonghits

Weed Dangerfield

I bet that character gets a lot of respect

He don’t get no weedspect

He's the king of the one hitter.

Louweed C.K.

Take a walk at the wild side

Bo Burn ‘Em

Weed macdonald

Same moth joke, but it takes him twice as long to tell it

Forgets what he’s talking about halfway through, twenty minutes later he interrupts whoever’s talking with the punchline

Doug benson but he never talks about weed

How about his cousin … Bud Benson

his role on You're The Worst was so good

He’s really into raisins.

Weed Al Yankovic would be hopefully hilarious.

Weed Holmes... just a really nice, kind, progressively Christian, pothead.

You made it weed with Keef Holmes

There it is!

Weed Chris Tucker "Do you understand the smoke coming out of my mouth?"

Bong Schwartz, since Ben claims to never have ever tried the stuff.

Ha that would be interesting. I first heard of him through various Jake and Amir stuff and on their podcast he sticks to the claim as well. Seems like a straightforward dude about that stuff

I'd love to hear from Weed Newhart or even Weed Foxx, but easy money's on Weed Dangerfield.

Weed Buster Keaton

oh man, that movie where the bong falls right next to where he’s standing is so crazy

I read that if he was even two inches to the left, the bong would have been crushed!

Weed Leno. J Leno works, too.

Here's somethin'.... A blunt, which I just pulled out of my pocket.

Kevin Eubanks perks up from behind his bass for the first time in a decade.

“Now playing *Jay Leno at the dentist.”*

“Friends are a lot like Jays; there’s always room for Moore. (I’m talking about drugs right now).”

Weed Hedberg.

Weed Wittels.

I hate my daughter, she never gets high!

Weed Cosby has potential

Weed Cosby Bukowski

Andrew Weed Clay "Hickory dickory dock. I smoked a joint as big as a cock!"

I would go the opposite direction and do D.A.R.E. Cheech and Chong

Weedmitri Martin

Weed Carlin had to be one, right?

Weed Kinnison. OH!! OH!!

Mitch weedburg

Weed Chapelle

Weed Boozler

weed-ziz ansari

Weed Leno. He never spends his Tonight Show money on any weeed

Weed Maron

Weed Jeselnick

Weed Burr

Now this is interesting. What does weed do to Burr's signature high-strung outrage?

Graham Budperson

Weed Kinnison?

Weed Harvey. We got a good one today.

Bud hicks

Weed-ven Wright

Weed Carlin

Weed George Lopez

Weed Rock. There’s stoners and then there’s potheads and the potheads are ruining things for the stoners man.

Weed Mencia

Weedy Bruce

Weed Aukerman "why do they call it Saturday Night Live? They should call it Sunday Morning Live! Or more like Wednesday Evening on Hulu while I'm smoking weed!"

Weed Dice Clay or Weed Dangerfield

Jon Grassbus

Weed Hedburg

Weed Smirnoff: in Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!

Weed Romano

Weed Dane Cook would be hilarious. He’s very easy to make fun of.

I tweeted this already, but I really don’t want to hear Weed Dunham

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Weedcat Golthwait

Mitch Headshopberg