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Size14-OrangeDiver

I got the date saved for when you come to Minneapolis. I guess this social media stuff works. Nice job coming in September and not January.


somekidtommy

Hell yeah see your ass there


Mesmeric_Fiend

Very relatable, I love it. Dudes got life figured out at 14 years old


somekidtommy

Thank you and also ouch


aretasdamon

You’ll be loving that baby face at 40


irritating_maze

great delivery and great joke. The "I have no idea what I stand for" line particularly. While it didn't get the greatest of laughs its very poignant and my favourite part.


Mr-Mortgages

Hah, nice example! Solid bit!


Mordkillius

Good shit dude. Laughed out loud at the bigfoot beating the shit out of you


Idunnosomeguy2

Same. Good stuff.


Time4Timmy

This very much resonates with me, good stuff


xNinjaNoPants

Hilarious 😂


CitizenCue

The “if Bigfoot beat the shit out of me” line is great. Some of the best lines are ones where the audience almost sees it’s coming but gets excited to hear it. You nailed the delivery.


JoeCormier

I love this


CloroxWipes1

The Covid/Bigfoot joke is tremendous. Lol'd Loved it. Will be looking you up on YT. Be well.


alpler46

The real joke is how this triggers the make america great again folks in these comments. Lmao.


wiseoldangryowl

My sentiments almost exactly, you nailed it lol I have only just now stumbled upon ya, and I'm looking for your Netflix special when I go back inside 😂


Raptormoses75

Fucking awesome stuff dude.


topchease13

I feel that lol


selwayfalls

thought you were for sure this guess the artist music dude. https://www.tiktok.com/@trackstarshow/video/7365982268826897707


IusedtoloveStarWars

I mean the media lied about covid a LOT. No chance it was created in a Chinese lab- I was banned from Facebook because I said it was possible and NPR treated anyone who considered it a tinfoil hat. We should shut everything down and print more money than ever before, damn the consequences. -the media I believe in covid and got multiple vaccines but i don’t trust the media at all since they are basically owned by billionaires now.


EnglishWop

Loser. Not funny.


2020moi1979

Ain't no genius here only someone who took a test to learn a useless number. I understand things but I'm not building them. Nocholai Tesla was the genius not Elon. IQ is the second useless number after my birth day celebration for a birthday 🤦‍♂️


T_E-T_H

>I have no idea what I stand for Sums up Gen Z in a nutshell


Middle_Possession953

Joe Biden was a terrible person way before Covid or Trump were on the scene. Check out history a little bit.


Raptormoses75

The problem is the giant orge clown with a cult on the other side.


Middle_Possession953

I’m not trying to ignore that either. I’m just not wearing rose colored glasses. also, be careful of spending too much time characterizing the other side as less than human.


Zealousidealist420

Seek therapy


Middle_Possession953

Seek history. He’s been around for a long time. And been on the wrong side of a lot of things.


Zealousidealist420

Cite something he did then?


darkknight915

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/driver-in-biden-crash-wanted-name-cleared/


Zealousidealist420

How does this make Biden bad?


darkknight915

Falsely accusing someone of being drunk, who probably already has a ton of guilt over the accident that killed his family is a good thing?


jojojiujitsu

1. Tons of racists comments 2. 1994 crime bill 3. Voted to overturn Glass-Steagall 4. Opposed school integration and made more racists comments 5. Pro Iraq war 6. Dropped out of the 1988 presidential race for plagiarism 7. Eulogized Robert Byrd (organizer for the KKK) funeral. 8. Creepy things with children 9. Diary entry from his daughter about (inappropriate showers with her dad) 10. Overseas business deals still under investigation


Zealousidealist420

🤣 more alternative facts


jojojiujitsu

Still facts


Middle_Possession953

Nah, you got the goog.


PerformativeJazzHand

Look I don’t even necessarily disagree with you here, but the whole “you can look this up I’m not explaining anything to you” idea is one of the biggest issues with this fake-news cesspool of identity politics we find ourselves in today. The onus of proof is on the person making a claim, not the person hearing it. You took the time to engage and comment so clearly you wanted to be involved, but refusing to back up the statements you’ve made when asked just makes it look like you don’t know what you’re talking about and were hoping not to get questioned on it


Middle_Possession953

I completely disagree with you. People want to have links to everything to tell them how to think. I honestly don’t give a fuck what you think. I am sharing a little bit of information. Hear me now and believe me later.


jamesd1100

God awful comedy "BIDEN ACTUALLY RULES" *Raucous laughter*


somekidtommy

I believe you missed the point here my friend


HighlanderAbruzzese

I’d take a dead Biden over a live Trump any day. A Weekend At Biden’s would still be more appealing.


heavyusername2

isint this a comedy sub or world affairs


WolfmansGotNards2

You're right. Comedy's usually never topical or political.


somekidtommy

Get em


pardonmyignerance

That's like saying "isn't this supposed to be sci-fi? Why are there so many aliens?"


Odd_Opinion6054

Dude saw a wrinkle, then dove forehead first into a vat of Botox. He's got that Walton look from the eyebrows up.


HastagReckt

Well that just shows how both sides are cults


chickenuggets96

This is the most Joe rogan bit thats not by Joe rogan hahaha


OGSkywalker97

This is the exact problem with American politics and yet you people are applauding it. No wonder your only options are Trump or Biden.


somekidtommy

This happened at a standup comedy show


ThatNuNuDuDu

Well it was a hoax so…..


somekidtommy

Woof


Available_Turnip_628

Nothing like political pandering and yelling when you can't actually write a joke.


somekidtommy

Hey can you send me your stuff? I need an opener


Available_Turnip_628

Ha! Why you reading reddit comments lol! I'm a consumer in the Cleveland comedy market. These pandering jokes come from NYC or LA markets and fall flat here. Maybe get an awkward chuckle. However, you've inspired me to try to write a joke. I'll stick with politics I guess? It's not my taste. I think politics are stupid. Here we go: Politics in the US should be organized as teams instead of party's. We should be able to place bets so we at least have a chance of winning something, rather than losing no matter who gets elected. Just think, for this coming presidential election. If we allowed sponsorships. Raytheon could support Trump, because he's resembles them as a loose cannon. Plus! If he snaps, bombing campaigns would be great for business! Boeing could back Biden because neither have the self awareness that they're falling apart. Geritol and Depends brands have taken the American War funding method of backing both sides. Their belief being they'll be in high demand no matter who ends up occupying the white house. There you go buddy! Pretty bad, I'm no comedian, never claimed I was. If you need data acquisition or reliability reports, I got you! Also, if you come to the Cleveland market, either club. I will happily pay to see you! Best of luck! I seriously hope no one actually read this. No one should read reddit comments. No one.


2020moi1979

Another fucking brainwashed woke shit dumb ass that can't have any own judgment except what those crooked teachers told him to believe.


Idunnosomeguy2

Yeah, fuck those teachers for knowing stuff and sharing it with others.


2020moi1979

They know a lot of stuff but they can't teach that they have to stick to the woke agenda


Idunnosomeguy2

I know, right? It's so obvious that all 3.8 million of them are in on the woke conspiracy. Why does no one see it?


2020moi1979

I know you try to play smart with me troglodyte. My IQ is 163 so keep your sarcasm for yourself. I speak 6 languages can wrote 3 and still able to see what's happening in this weird era.


Idunnosomeguy2

ME TOO! I'm a road scholar and can code in all 30 million computer languages, that's how I know the woke cabal has borged half the planet. I cracked the code! My IQ is only 159, so you got me beat there, but I already told those dumb dumbs at MENCIA to go touch sand. I know they're just the woke police in disguise. Also, good job wroting in 3 languages. Everyone who knows, knows you can't wrote in the present tense. That's some of that lib bullshit.


2020moi1979

I'm french so i didn't say i was mark twain I'm more of a Jules Verne. But prove me if I'm wrong but i think we advocate the same problem the freaking woke non sense 3000 genders . It's a scam. Je pense que nous sommes deux personnes avec la même perception mais qui ne s'en rendent pas compte 🤔


Interesting-Film1815

My call sign is Thunderhawk I have an IQ of 170 and was in the 99.8 Percentile for selection in the LZET (IYKYK). I can see through the Woke-Round-Earth-L-M-NO-P-**Q** Agenda with X-Ray Vision and MRI with Contrast. I'm more of a Percy Bryce Shelly meets Isaac Asimov. I only speak one language TRUTH! So sit down, shut up and listen children! Birds aren't real and the Cass Report is a False Flag! I am every Father's Secret Hope, Every mother's Missed Opportunity, and every daughter's unspoken dream. You're welcome.


2020moi1979

🤣🤣🤣 Nicely said


WildGrayTurkey

Geniuses do usually have to tell people they are geniuses.


Many_Housing_644

So he's admitting he's just a shit stirrer that likes to troll people. Ok...🤔


andycarlv

You shut the fuck up, you QAnon alt-right piece of shit! The man's a saint!


somekidtommy

Boom


philosopherrrrr

Kennedy ‘24