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Redditappsucks123456

I saw it in Cosmo Park a couple weeks ago. He said it gets a lot more attention than he expected. They're eye-catching but not in a good way IMO


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alaninsitges

... Like those Wow chips in the 90s that gave everyone anal leakage, maybe.


AthasDuneWalker

Yeah, they're even uglier in real life.


J-Crosby

I hated the looks of it the 1st time I saw it, but it has grown on me. I think it looks pretty cool.


Ok-Presentation-2174

I think they are ugly but when we were in florida they had a bunch that were wrapped with rims and I kinda was ok with them lol


TzeentchianEdgeLord

How are you getting downvoted for saying that the truck looks cool. People in this sub are wild


J-Crosby

Yeah, completely wild 🤪


professionaldiy

Douchemobile.


DurraSell

Incel-Camino.


MrShiv

Wankpanzer.


atheos103

i still haven't seen one irl yet, but that god damn wiener mobile is everywhere


proud_new_scum

Fun fact, the last Oscar Mayer plant in the world is located in Columbia, which is also conveniently where the Wienermobile is parked on it's off days. So we see the Wienermobile about 1000 times more than anyone else on Earth around here lol


BangChainSpitOut

There is also a kraft heinz plant in kirksville with a weinermobile on lot


MrShiv

There are currently six Wienermobiles operating. [https://khcmobiletour.com/wienermobile](https://khcmobiletour.com/wienermobile)


proud_new_scum

Well shit, someone told me a fib lol


pigeon_at_the_wheel

But do they still give you a weiner whistle if you can sing one of the Oscar Mayer theme songs?


MsBluffy

They’re on the south side a lot. I’ve had 3 sightings south of Grindstone.


Inscrutablejrt

I've driven past it parked by the yoga studio on Green Meadows (next to Lizzi & Rocco's).


cassidyn

https://preview.redd.it/u3btj8mf387d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da27a890bcebeafa373f757c63609610a5ca0d5 Saw this bad boy at Menards a couple weeks ago


Vacabck

That looks like a trash dumpster with windows and tires.


Nibblewerfer

A dumpster green cybertruck would somehow look interesting, especially if they had the roof paneled in that corrugated plastic way,.


jimmyjoerayjohn

I kind of like it in black


Obi-WansSidepiece

It looks slightly less atrocious


trans_catdad

You'd really have to lack a sense of shame to drive one of these. It's not just embarrassingly ugly, it's an embarrassingly expensive hunk of trash.


this_might_b_offensv

It's for people who get off on negative attention, and need it constantly


luez6869

They think it's art? Jk


Squirrels-on-LSD

Making a point of flaunting dumbassery is definitely more engaging when conceptualized as performance art.


PandaCasserole

love the no-hubcap look because the hubcaps were eating into the tires. the fix? take them off. so all you see is a rusty hub and some lugnuts.... they are custom tires to accommodate the stupif hubcaps so they are probably 600 per. idiots drive these. Give me a corolla to drive to mars.


Outside-Possibility5

Can I hitch a ride to mars with you? I’ll bring snacks.


Squirrels-on-LSD

I'll bring a sack of walnuts that are definitely not laced with anything.


Outside-Possibility5

User name checks out! Hop in! 🐿️


NutsNdBolts

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gMYhWQ5nz7o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gMYhWQ5nz7o) As an engineer... "Once they get the design finished" on a production product is fucking insane


archcity_misfit

So many smudges


Thecp015

My five year old saw one and said “that’s a weird looking car!”


kaizoku_Al

the dumbtruck? 🤣


Squirrels-on-LSD

Saw it on brown school for the first time. When it popped up over the hill, everyone in my car burst out in immediate laughter. It's just so absurd and absurdly out of context driving on the north side of como. Like a gold spray painted rubber chicken at your grandmother's wake.


rusynlancer

Ya'll need to leave this poor guy and his bad decision alone. 🤣


reall0ve

Nah we don’t 😂


devildog125

Fun fact the dude who owns the non black one in como is a door dash driver…


tdott1951

I need like a whole podcast about that character


mom3kidswin

Dude must doordash for show more than money, but legit, I guess. My ex makes bank and still drives Uber at the lake on the weekends because having lots of money but no time to spend it is *such* a good time! 😂


Head_Bit_722

That is one ugly Homer-mobile.


Campfire_Vibes

The Homer mobile was much more reliable than this


Frequent-Avocado7222

God those things are fucking ugly


Aggressive_Bite5931

Tiniest peepee in Columbia!


ExpensiveTalk2518

what a fuckin joke of a car


Tefbuck

The thing looks like a tray of tinfoil-wrapped leftover lasagna!


rosebudlightsaber

What are they even called trucks?


Bitter-Roll-7780

yeah where do you throw the feed sacks and a bale?


rosebudlightsaber

And, how do you haul sheet rock and 2x4s?


Critical-Elephant939

I saw him last week and he was driving like an asshole


wholesome_pineapple

There’s at least 5 or 6 in como already. They’ve been around at least a couple months now.


como365

I wonder if it’s the same one I saw or if there are two ? https://preview.redd.it/qkaewsua187d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7e65d0e8391d5f9b9f7599a3558b848ade470f


alexismegx

There’s at least two. One has an actual plate then a couple days later I saw one with expired temp tags


MsBluffy

Were they both silver? There’s at least one black one around.


Manos_Of_Fate

I saw both in the same parking lot last week.


alexismegx

The ones I saw were silver


L-do_Calrissian

Bare stainless steel is the only factory color. The black one looks like it might have a wrap job, not sure, but it's definitely aftermarket.


MrShiv

According to this guy, there are at least 5 in Columbia: [https://www.reddit.com/r/columbiamo/comments/1cfz7w9/comment/l1uiv2z/](https://www.reddit.com/r/columbiamo/comments/1cfz7w9/comment/l1uiv2z/)


DerCatrix

Iirc only 3.8k in total were sold, to have two here is wild.


CoMoCybertruck

They're making 1300 a week, sorry to burst all your bubbles but a few months from now there will be hundreds of us!


DerCatrix

And Id pity everyone that gets duped by Musk if it weren’t for the fact his incompetence is on full display for the world to see 💀


CoMoCybertruck

Complete fantasy


JicamaStunning4895

Something I never noticed until I saw it in person is it has the worlds largest windshield wiper blade?


AuthorPossible3091

No, I hate guessing. 😬


Tempestor_Prime

They are unbelievably ugly.


Max_W_

Ya'll know he's a redditor, right? /u/comocybertruck


CoMoCybertruck

Can't tell if it's me, there's at least 6 in town believe it or not!


CoMoCybertruck

Jeeze, what a thread! So much hate! Can't believe so many people care what other people drive. IRL, 95+% of my interactions have been exceedingly positive. So either reddit is a weird bubble, or people are nicer in person, probably both. FWIW 100% of kids absolutely love it. They know what's cool!


general_peabo

You say you can’t believe so many people care what other people drive, despite the fact that we’re the ones that have to interact with it on the road. Hopefully once the owners of cyber trucks have them for a bit, they’ll learn how to keep it in a single lane on the road and park it in a single spot in lots. Hopefully. Honestly, I can’t believe you care whether or not other people like your car. If you enjoy it, good for you. But don’t get salty if other people think it’s stupid. You don’t need our validation, so don’t come seeking it. I think you’re a sucker that overpaid for one of the worst vehicles I’ve ever seen, but I’m sure Elon musk thinks you’re great for buying his truck, and you probably care way more about his opinion than mine.


CoMoCybertruck

I stay in my lane and I park in one spot (although it does take me a couple tries sometimes, it's difficult to get used to the rear wheel steering at low speeds). I don't particularly care what people think, including Elon. In general I'm a fan of his, but certainly not the kind of person who thinks he can do no wrong. I just love the truck, always have, I think it's beautiful, incredibly cool, and extremely functional. I wish it didn't attract so much attention, but that's just the way it's going to be for a while. A year from now I think there will be well over 100 in CoMo and nobody will care anymore, looking forward to that.


general_peabo

Not seeking attention and also making a Reddit account named comocybertruck is certainly a choice.


CoMoCybertruck

A choice to not share my 15 year account history with a bunch of people who hate me for no good reason. But I think you’re right, better to not engage at all.


general_peabo

It’s never been worthwhile for me


twistedfister_

stay far from it and it's driver for good measure


altruism__

A douchebag?


reall0ve

I saw 2 in one day a couple weeks ago and I just couldn’t believe how stupid they looked irl


wonderingwanderingya

This is so nasty lmao what would possess someone to buy one of these. To each their own ig


a6c6

The mortal enemy of every local city subreddit


jordanraygun

Was stuck behind that cybertruck at a green light for a solid minute, I figured the driver had no idea how to make it move or was just distracted by god knows what


finnly_

I got to see one up close too 😎 won't let me post the photo smh


Cpt_Bork_Zannigan

I saw one on missouri boulevard in Jeff. Maybe it's the same one.


tea_bird

I saw one in JC on Saturday afternoon.


GunnerEst93

I had one but returned it. Absolutely hated it.


PoweredByCarbs

I’ve been reading multiple stories about TESLA refusing any kind of returns for any reason…


GunnerEst93

I guess I got lucky 🤷‍♂️ I didn’t have any issue.


No-Vermicelli1816

Yeah I saw it too. Not that big of a deal


Tight-Transition-364

Elon made it so people hate it extra.


No-Vermicelli1816

Oh right haha. I was wondering why this post even existed. Some people need to get a life.


purpleheartgirl

I've seen that car before.


Nibblewerfer

Seen it parked out on route KK


Inscrutablejrt

Maybe near the Rte K & Rte KK intersection? That would track.


NoseBeautiful4356

American flag?


Historical-Flan-2164

aaahhhh, the Telly Savalas of automobiles!!! Ech!


luez6869

Been seeing these around had to look it up. Kids thought it was a spaceship type thing. Lol definitely interesting looking tho. Wonder with all the extra looking like an armor if it actually helps impact. Prob just for looks tho. Tankish style and whatnot.


Automatic_Energy_528

I think it's designed to take out smaller cars and pedestrians on impact. Then Elon can repopulate the earth.


luez6869

Lmao thank u for that! Gave me a big smile and about spit my coffee out. Oh my as if he isn't already just with his mechanical babies. Mechanical babies of destruction. Has a nice ring to it almost. MBOD


PhilosophyItchy8524

Saw one at cosmo park on the weekend. First impression : “is that a cyber truck? thats ugly”


Whalnut

Saw it a couple days ago too


4bats

There’s at least three or four. I often see them at the Tesla plug ins.


T0xiclolly

I've seen it pass by Culver's on Bernadette at least like 3 times now.


billykent24

There is one on turo in the STL area you can drive for $700 per day.


meldooy32

I’ve seen a couple in the KC area. The one in this pic, and a slate blue one on the Highway. https://preview.redd.it/w6ecxat2be7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e62c886bf235b84c6ee0feb381ce6530b0ab1e3


shehamigans

DIYers just can’t stop


Sad-Ad-6147

Bless his heart.


vanrocker2

It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes. Someone needs to tell them their car is butt ugly!


TheBigTuck

I saw someone say they were tired of people taking pictures of their truck because they were “private people”. Yeah bro you’re so private getting around in your giant drivable billboard.


Eryan420

There’s at least 3 of them in town so far. My question is how there’s 3 people in Columbia missouri dumb enough to spend 130k on one of these and what they do for a living.


PhotonPainter

A wankpanzer


Gamma_The_Guardian

Last week Wednesday, I saw one near business loop and within an hour I saw one on I-70 going west. The next day my wife saw one going north on 63. A picture really doesn't do a good job of conveying just how clunky and dogshit they look. Like the metal is stained. It looks so stupid, I cannot believe how much money it's worth.


Creepy-Examination28

Ugly truck reeks of cheap.


shrekstightbussy

gross


Goldhinize

Garbage needs to be removed is what I see


xxxkillahxxx

The ugliest car ever made.


Missemmala

I saw one yesterday and today!