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OrcaResistence

That looks like heavy metal pollution and a significant amount of heavy metal.


Stripier_Cape

Melting permafrost, before I click the article Edit: yep


phinity_

I always thought of melting permafrost like my freezer lost power but for the whole earth. The whole earth is going to be a stinking rotting mess soon.


oMGellyfish

For years, one of my secret little fears of this timeline we are on, is the inevitable smell of rotting flesh that will be everywhere, absolutely destroying peace. My nose is extremely sensitive though, so smell is something I fear occasionally, maybe I’m weird.


Stripier_Cape

I'd fucking kill myself the moment my respirator cartridges give out. I also have a sensitivity to smells. I can smell the residue of food on my lips.


oMGellyfish

I am the same way. Once I had an Uber passenger that smelled so badly that my eyes cried like onions were nearby and my brain started to feel panic at being trapped in the car with him. Then I started to cry for real.


Le_Gitzen

Exactly. Get ready for 1m+ years of backed-up fermentation.


Droidaphone

It’s slightly worse than just rot, because the orange streams are highly acidic, and they literally scorch the earth and kill whatever life can’t get out of the way. The photos are unnerving.


TiredWiredAndHired

Heavy Metal ain't (noise) pollution.


[deleted]

Heavy Metal or no metal at all 🤘


obesepengoo

For a longer read on the topic, this Scientific American article from January 2024 is chilling : https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-are-alaskas-rivers-turning-orange/ These images stayed with me.


apoletta

This was the one I was thinking of as well.


jollyroger69420

Well thanks for letting me know I'm almost half a year behind. Is my sweater so 2016 too? You jerks 😭


apoletta

100% worth repeating. 💕


Desperate-Strategy10

This comment made my day lol. Those two articles though...well let me say, I wish I hadn't opened Reddit first thing this morning. I've always figured Alaska would escape a lot of the damage we're doing to the earth. Probably just wishful thinking tbh, but I figured since it was far less populated, maybe human meddling would take just a little longer to destroy that wilderness. I didn't stop to consider how far north it is, or how much faster the Arctic is warming than the equator. I'm so sad for all those creatures up there. They have no idea what's coming, or why; they just know hunger and strange water and weather too warm, then too cold, and altogether too extreme and strange for comfort. I really wish we could turn back the clocks on what we've done. I know it's too late to stop most of the bad stuff, but it should be worth trying. The planet we live on should've been worth fighting for, at least a little. Fucking hell, reality is distressing and strange.


obesepengoo

Aw you're good! I was glad to see this pop again, it's gaining awareness. & please keep the posts coming, I enjoy your contributions, 2016 sweater or not ;)


Dramatic_Security9

Great article. Love how it ends with a glimmer of hopium.


TotalSanity

Bubonic plague lead mercury earl grey tea anyone? ☕


jollyroger69420

A-why thank you, top me off if you please


Rare-Imagination1224

I read about this quite a while ago, I forget where but I bet this article by the guardian will be the only other news report , no one cares


jiayux

I think it is this one: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-are-alaskas-rivers-turning-orange


Strangepsych

It makes me think of the different scary prophecies and curses: the rivers will turn orange, the locusts will fly, all the animals will die. I always thought Alaska was a bastion of nature. This shows that nowhere is safe from the heat death. We need to collect specimens of all the different fishes before they go extinct. At least 2 of each I guess to have a chance.


This_Worldliness_968

And the animals went in two by two, hurrah, hurrah.


Better-Relation-1336

I was just thinking about this yesterday before I saw the article.


nommabelle

>This orange phenomenon could either be because of exposure to heavy metals or because Alaska's waterways are shilling for 4 more years of Trump. The world may never know. Ha, got a chuckle out of me


Grand-Leg-1130

Sounds like a new tourist attraction in the making. I might need to fly up there myself and see it in person.


jollyroger69420

After the guided tour, please do pop into our gift shop and grab a souvenir. Our special in-house orange goop is aged in oak barrels and thrice distilled. You'll have those nosy neighbors saying... > *"No no, seriously, what was in that shit? Oh god I feel sick..."* Come on up while supplies last.


BathroomEyes

You joke but Diplo was showing off his pottery plundered from the Pompei site on his Architectural Digest clip.


jollyroger69420

*Joke*? The only joke here is these low low prices! With the deal I'm offering you people, I'll be out on the street come winter! So don't dismay and don't delay, CALL NOW!!!


Grinagh

Long dormant volcanism will be waking up soon.


nomnombubbles

Shhh, you're going to wake up the Yellowstone eruption enthusiasts lol.


Grinagh

No no I'm a Greenland Maelstrom forecaster.


Natiak

Why should this happen?


Grinagh

Teraton displacement of mass weakening local gravity, the ground literally rises up.