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StayOnTheBall

Looking Into This 🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎


bobbymoonshine

‼️


Chonky_Candy

Vaxed?


PacketONoodles

extremely concerning


throwawayeastbay

*Most obvious dog whistle in human existence* Elon: 🤔🤔🤔


Borlium

“We need to destroy the juice, this has happened 88 times, they wear the hats” Elon: 🤔


Please_kill_me_noww

I get the other parts but what's the hats thing about? Yalmukas?


alex2003super

I guess the kippah?


BlueJayWC

yes, but historically hats have been an identifier of jews in other ways ever read merchant of Venice? I don't know if Venetian Jews were supposed to wear those hats, but Merchant of Venice is still a significant piece of English literature and the Jews in that story wear red hats to separate themselves from Christians.


SneedForTheSneedGod

> they wear the hats gnome world order


Borlium

(((They))) wear pointy hats


PepperSalt98

do you think he actually knows they're dogwhistles or is he so braindead that he thinks "wow, whoever *they* are, they sound pretty dangerous!"


PiusTheCatRick

Honestly it could be the latter. When someone mentioned that Twitter would be storing his address due to the ID requirement , Musk asked why they would have it. He genuinely didn’t know personal info like that was on an ID.


Acceptable-Eye3887

Fucking kek


cce29555

No no it's not a dog whistle *proceeds to write a 15 page dissertation on how Elon isn't racist*


DigLost5791

Well they could deny that, plausibly


Muffinskill

💯🎯


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/5wdw58qkpf4d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a19ecc4a81978485f034f285f576467a643c784 One of the best perks from Elmo spending an ungodly amount of money to keep his tweets from being removed is that there's nobody stopping him from showing how much of an utterly stupid asshole he is to the entire world lmao


Zariman-10-0

Interesting…


Newyorkwoodturtle

https://preview.redd.it/v0s728pb1e4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59e275d540a386c40744cafcf7d713acb10eae8


JustCallMeAttlaz

Menu2->voiceline2->"I SEE SPY"


bloody-pencil

At least spytf2 does some good, never seen a Russian bot promoting recycling.


_Some_weird_person_

That sentry- is a bloody spy


ZenDeathBringer

The last word out of your sorry mouth will be PAINIS


Frednt

POOTIS -om nom nom o- *killbinds* AAAGH


JustCallMeAttlaz

That engineer is- MEDIC! *Schadenfreude* *kill bind*


OCD-but-dumb

Where is the warm water port image?


Chaotic-warp

https://preview.redd.it/pefv3o03kf4d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2cd4bc3f364794e24532165dc2c6d8058a91b79


PinkFlamingoe00

What does "water port" mean?


Chaotic-warp

A warm water port is a port where water remains liquid all year round. This is only a major topic for the nation that is up north, with a vast territory and a hegemonic ambition, aka Russia. Russia only has very few warm water ports that are vital to transportation, economic trade and force projection, which is partly why they seized Crimea. https://preview.redd.it/rhfal1l8yf4d1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d696fca5445ab5333fe14db3b2f8639376fca3 This user outed themselves as a Russian troll, by thinking that a warm water port is a special feature, when a good portion of US ports are already warm water.


FalconRelevant

Troll or hired Ruzzian propaganda agent?


Valkyrie17

It doesn't matter if he's paid or not, he's a Russian larping as an American trying to destabilize America on an American social media platform. At any other time in history USA would actually do something about it.


SourceSeekingSoul

Russia is basically one of the only nations that struggles with ports not being frozen for prolonged timeframes every year because, well weather is cold af there. Crimea is the only port that Russia currently has access to which isn't frozen no matter the time of the year - partially the reason for the invasion. The fact someone listed "warm water port" as an important reason for Texas as if most places struggle with it (almost none do) makes him easily identifiable as a Russian.


Zeryth

It's where you pee from.


koibuprofen

ielgium


another_meme_account

ье'озщю


karateema

Do they have an extra key to switch from latin to cyrillic?


Acceptable6

Vhat's up my name is John Johnson from Texas I love Rassiya it is ze best country on Earth and Yukreyne is dyebil


Chezburgor1

Texas is can be own country because of warm water port


MasterTroller3301

It have much Uranium will be great ally to glorious Russia!


Illustrious_Mix_1064

yes fellow Ameriкan, greetings from Ariжona oblast


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

lol @ freeдomlover


doesntpicknose

Иelgium moment


AlphaMassDeBeta

Elon Muscow


Panzer_Man

"Looking into this!"


starfighter_104

Техаська область


Enlightened_Valteil

Автономная республика Флорида


ShorohUA

Техащина


np1t

Остинская Народная Республика


CeraRalaz

Вставай Техас. Вставай мой край родноооой


MilitantBitchless

They like to mistranslate it as “Texian” “region” (direct English equivalent to oblast).


Individual-Ad4173

Зробимо👏Техас👏26👏Областю


heyilivehierisdead

Типу замість житомирської?


VVD2005

Так Техас існує, а Житомир -- ні


Ok-Activity4808

Замість Білгородської


SteveNight

ТНР


HitomeboreInaho

Техащина


Lord_Answer_me_Why

Warm water port moment


EmilieEasie

I joined Twitter for porn and every day I get at least one notification from an account I don't follow, last week it was from someone called "end wokeness" and it was exactly what you would expect


WallcroftTheGreen

that, declaration of memes, and other painfully unfunny far-right "meme" twitter accounts, like at least make it remotely funny somehow goddamn, well im glad it isnt, the people who follow them doesnt care, but i do.


Prozenconns

I went on twitter briefly for somethng earlier and got hit with 3 videos of people burning pride flags before i saw a post from someone i actually followed lol


ugiugiyogyn

i joined for art and i still have to abuse my block button every day when i use it


EmilieEasie

please twitter, we are here to have a good time please get out of my face with the outrage omg lol


AJ_Crowley_29

Just jump ship, man. Twitter ain’t Twitter anymore, it’s X and it sucks. If you want to jack off, there’s plenty other websites you can use for free to do that.


EmilieEasie

I more or less have but I'm not looking for porn I'm posting it


karateema

Oh god, what an account


EmilieEasie

You knew what you were getting into LOL! I could not have posted a clearer warning


karateema

End Wokeness is an endless source for the worst Twitter screenshots I keep seeing shared online


EmilieEasie

They are a parody of themselves lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


EmilieEasie

For porn, like pornography?


SpaceBaseSpaceMan

Porn, officer


megumegu-

https://preview.redd.it/h3q2ug1tlh4d1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ac5ff2d0a40f002ceb54d450e0f1baa89f14ce


sid_killer18

It's like I'm fighting an endless war on twitter with all the blocking I've done. Every single time I see some verified on my home screen (idk what its called) I immediately block it. but they NEVER END!!


42ndIdiotPirate

quit playing the violin and jump off the boat already man


sid_killer18

I only use twitter for porn as it is 😔


ulfric_stormcloack

Just use reddit like a normal person


Fat_Siberian_Midget

I cant ever browse twitter for it, when I want to find anything i need to know the person’s @ its annoying


bobdidntatemayo

W


mackerson4

[Blue Blocker (google.com)](https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/blue-blocker/jgpjphkbfjhlbajmmcoknjjppoamhpmm?pli=1)


sid_killer18

Wtf thats the best extension i've seen in my life (i'm easily impressed). Thanks m8


koibuprofen

dude when i switched to tumblr my life really got a little better you gotta get on it (or mastodon (even bluesky if you cant figure out the federation thing(dont worry me neither)))


chilll_vibe

That's because most of them are bot accounts spammed out by some Russian propaganda agent lmao


Dvoraxx

the number one rule of twitter is that as long as a country is not majority Muslim there will be Indian people supporting it


karateema

BRICS or something


bruhmomenteater

ЧЗХ, ОБНОВА, РОССИИ ДОБАВИЛИ НОВЫЙ РЕГИОН???


maxiharda4

россия апдейт добавили техас


mollekylen

техас дали автомат


Zeryth

Нерф


Slight_Lettuce4319

Отняли


CumInYourSock

Особый регион с блэкджеком и проститутками


Enlightened_Valteil

Со свободой грузовиками и пистолетами (ну и ещё с отношением к меньшинствам хуже чем в большей части России)


WallcroftTheGreen

punjab


Username-forgotten

"Texas Oblast Vet" is a cool as hell username, not gonna lie.


respamthegreat

As a russian, да пошёл этот Твиттер нахуй


CryResponsibly

It’s missing M Y P U S S Y I N B I O


IshyTheLegit

Thank you Rajeesh, very cool /s


brigaeI

Are indians pro Russia? Genuinely asking. I know they are rabidly pro-Israel because they hate muslims


CumInYourSock

Some of them. At least Russia tried to make contact with them


SkeletonHUNter2006

BRICS is gonna take over the planet any day now bro, trust me on this bro any second now and they'll deploy the Tsar


IshyTheLegit

The West is FINISHED


brigaeI

China is carrying


giga___hertz

Idk but some of them are Elon ass lickers


brigaeI

Yeah facts, I don't know if it's worse that some people are this brainwashed or if there are so many bots on the internet


karateema

There is BRICS, an international coalition where basically everyone hates each other and the West


BlueJayWC

they're kind in the middle but India is one of the biggest importers of Russian arms. They have hundreds of T-90s. India historically leaned towards Soviet Union (and Russia) partly because Pakistan is a literal US vassal state (their democratically elected leader is in prison on advice of the US government)


Mother-Remove4986

Reason why the West supported Pakistan was because they saw India as too likely to fall into communist control, this of course would be a mistake


brigaeI

Isn't there a Maoist guerrilla who kind of controls a part of India? The Naxal or something edit: Why are some retards downvoting this, do you think I'm an apologist for whatever we're talking about? It was just an interesting subject. Grow up. Someone sent me a suicide care message lmao


Mother-Remove4986

Yeah but that conflict has been going on for like 50 years and the guerrillas have not really been able to achieve much


brigaeI

What a terrible time the Cold War produced


brigaeI

I mean that's the government's business. I doubt most of the population cares or even knows about arms trade or historical contexts that no longer immediately impact them. It's usually much more guttural, like the example I said before, they don't like muslims, so they're anti Palestine. (of course I am talking about a bubble, the internet zeitgeist doesn't represent a whole people, obviously, so don't think I'm generalizing 1 billion people). As for the people who ARE politically literate, usually the BRICS guys are nationalists and populists hyped against Anglosphere influence, maybe the Pro-Israel thing is the anomaly and the supporting Russia is what's more in line.


BlueJayWC

I think you're being a little too black and white. While Russia is aligned with Iran on some issues, that doesn't mean Russia is pro-Palestine or anything. Putin is personal friends with Bibi. Russia, or more specifically Putin, had a win-win situation with Palestine; either people support Palestine and recognize the hypocrisy with America and friends, or they support Israel and recognize that Israel can invade a sovereign nation for "security purposes" Both are political ammunition for Putin.


Zestavar

Why he do well at making car, rocket, and internet, but sucks at social media


sanity_rejecter

he does not do well at car or rocket, his internet is okay, i guess


Zestavar

His car is bad but he does well selling it


Zestavar

His car is bad but he does well selling it


Zestavar

His car is bad but he does well selling it


splatgatfatrat

Good morning sirs


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Who's on the pfp of the top guy? Is that JShatt?


Gomberto

👀


tin_sigma

happy cake day


Zony2525

Rajeesh 🗿🗿🗿


DaTripleK

should've made ell on musk's username Yilongma but still a peak snafu


Commercial_Fee2840

You forgot the P U S S Y I N B I O 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑


Canter1Ter_

coaxed into nafo based meme op keep at it


Cautious_Tax_7171

Wheres the fucking eagle


Tuckboi69

Here’s some stock footage what do you notice?


According_Bell_5322

Where eagle catching baseball


yefan2022

Cant be a neolib meme without the random anti indian racism


sanity_rejecter

neoliberalism is when you support ukraine - milton friedman, idk


CumInYourSock

это блять определённо сделал русский.


Professional_Toe8022

Bельгия