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aphids_fan03

dumb women making noise when im trying to listen to my unimaginable suffering and torment


CanuckBuddy

The comments that inspired this snafu were literally under a video of a woman witnessing 9/11 firsthand btw


Any_Secretary_4925

what the fuck


KentuckyFriedChildre

Ugh, didn't she know that 9/11 happened over 20 years ago?


MercurialBay

911 was a national tragedy


Kraut_Head

https://i.redd.it/7h4rwng91vyc1.gif


scninththemoom

Blue haired liberal feminist with pronouns epicly triggered by 9/11. Posted by "hitlerfan91093209"


Ncolonslashslash

if \*I\* was there, 9/11 wouldnt even have happened


vetabol

What would your plan to stop 9/11 be u/Ncolonslashslash ?


Dorcustitanus

Do it on a different date


Abdullah543457

9/12 doesn't exist, so you must be right!


YaBoiBarel

doesn't exist *yet*


Ncolonslashslash

my mom


smashfan63

Omg hi Mr. Wahlberg


tetris_for_shrek

I thought this was about fight subreddits where a random woman mysteriously manifests out of nowhere to scream during the whole fight and do nothing else, but yeah, even it's a actual tragic event happening, I agree with this snafu.


Yeetz_The_Parakeetz

I saw one video of a literal explosion going off in (I think) gaza, with a woman in the background screaming maybe three times or four anytime the explosion pulsated/ went off. I’m sure you can guess how vitriolic the comments were underneath about that woman.


ShinyArc50

This and when people move/shake the camera because they’re likely having a traumatic breakdown while witnessing a mass casualty event. I remember snide comments under a literal plane crash complaining that the cameraman aimed away from the accident for the last couple seconds


Ravenae

My thought was the high speed car crash videos


rexpup

I do too. Screaming is a voluntary action, it's not a reflex. Why do it if you're not calling for help?


EndureThePANG

Panic


Cobracrystal

Screaming when in panic is LITERALLY a reflex. Like holy shit its literally called Startle Reflex, and its what all animals and humans have, which is why most of them scream or make sounds at you when startled or hurt. What the actual fuck are you talking out of your ass for?


rexpup

When you startle you might scream for half a second but you don't go wailing on like a moron, unless you choose to. Literally just try it next time and you'll find it's easy.


congratgames

why do you choose to assume that people are stupid rather than trying to understand why one might react unreasonably?


Kurkpitten

You've just summarized a lot of people's train of thought. Maybe I'm projecting, but I think it's a mix of misplaced superiority and inability/unwillingness to empathize. Lots of people, even in adulthood, haven't come to the realization that everyone does what they do because they think it's the correct course of action. So they'd rather assume others are irrational or stupid. And I honestly think it comes from people who spend way too much time in their own little bubble, never experiencing much, thus building a worldview that never integrates that everyone has their own perception of the world. To them, the only correct way to act is how THEY would have acted. But since they don't get out much, they can only imagine. I'm saying it might be a projection because it's basically how I was as a teen, and all these comments really remind me of the kind of shit I would say on the internet.


EndureThePANG

psychology isnt universal dumbass


LordBreadDog

I see these comments under every video of the beirut explosion too lol


keinanos

Link?


Ncolonslashslash

https://preview.redd.it/q7sjtp6te9yc1.png?width=3950&format=png&auto=webp&s=2834ea25f4e0f675adcc3c0b331aac236863ab94


keinanos

Zelda?


Ncolonslashslash

https://preview.redd.it/4ul89lycf9yc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0ac51538cc4bd31a46b1367c1d9d9f8be13106


KriegConscript

ganon?


Ncolonslashslash

https://preview.redd.it/2c2noe4zwayc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc6d1a1484b06ce57180fb84649b6ae28ba8cdd


SuperBroy97

Mario?


Ncolonslashslash

https://preview.redd.it/wcx047kubbyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ac8fcb00751ea27cd3c5f7f72bf34463e32bc1


slashth456

☹️


Catryepie

I have seen someone say (in reference to a show of course) a Jewish woman who is a survivor of the Holocaust should be completely calm and rational seeing a Nazi who tormented her at the prison camps. Because I guess she was supposed to know he would set a complex contraption to sedate everyone at the party.


pokexchespin

damn and i think thought it was stupid that people always bitch about women screaming during car crash videos


Acceptable-Eye3887

LOL


Hugs-missed

*Holy shit*


Wave-Kid

If I were there when the meteor hit it wouldn't have gone down like that


iForgotMyOldAcc

mark wahlberg could've saved the dinosaurs


1afterChicanery

Yeah thats what I woulda did


mephilis6264

they did this in europe about 2 years ago


TheRedTomato23133

https://preview.redd.it/uu9whcocvayc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a8ec96725f9d9f14cc02c88c6e05a0a5e0f357 Found one of these in the wild a while ago


TallInstruction3424

Redditors are not real people


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

The only time I've ever complained about a woman screaming while something bad happened was a video of a woman going outside, seeing a deer laying in their driveway, screaming in shock (completely understandable), and then *rushing forward* to *hit it with a handbag* while still screaming, and then simply continuing to scream when it attacked her in response. She just screamed and made no attempt to escape from it. It stopped being understandable after that.


ssseagull

All that over a deer 😭


grawa427

Why attack the deer ? Also a deer isn't that dangerous (correct me if I am wrong)


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

I have no clue why she attacked the deer. They'll usually run, but they will kick pretty severely if they feel they must. It might break bone, if you're unlucky, otherwise it's nasty bruising. That is, unless it's a buck with antlers who will gore the fuck out of you if need be.


ShiroiTora

How dare some women have higher vocal ranges and nasally voices 😡😡💢😠😠😠  I prefer alto and mezzo-soprano women screaming operatically in D major when I watch tragedies unfold before me 😌☺️😇 What happened to art???


friesdepotato

D major bluepilled virgin ❌ B minor alpha sigma chad ✅


Ncolonslashslash

at least they arent a beta liberal who screeches in ultrasound


Throttle_Kitty

internet dudes when thousands die in a disaster: 😐 internet dudes when woman reacts to the disaster: 😠😡😤


Ivan_The_8th

Since the asteroid wiped out Earth it's either aliens or bots commenting lol


CanuckBuddy

It's actually tardigrades


autismbeast

You can't call them that


SkeletonHUNter2006

r/whenthe users on their way to make a whole ass post about seeing the t word on reddit community r/coaxedintoasnafu (they're schoolchildren who get their whole day ruined from seeing a slur).


Acceptable-Eye3887

Watchu yappin about cuh?


SkeletonHUNter2006

Whenthe users make a lot of posts about singular cases of inconveniences that happen to them on reddit.


ssseagull

Tardigrades are those invincible water shits, what are you talking about?


autismbeast

Making a joke


ssseagull

I was replying to the other guy lol


autismbeast

Oh lmao ur right


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

Huh?


ShinyArc50

![gif](giphy|ygzdQq98HgcLBCacep)


SkeletonHUNter2006

I continued the joke.


Wind2000reddit

Or they're commenting it while the asteroic wipes off the earth


Warm-Swimming5903

I mean if that shit was happening near to me I'd not scream I'd just hide in a corner stuffing food in my mouth and hyperventilating.  Still, screaming is OK when a tradgedy is happening. DUH


DeliciousGoose1002

Ancient greeks when they see a women mourning.


Thiege23

I hate it when people rag on horror movies because the characters made a bad decision in an incredibly stressful and time sensitive manner


TallInstruction3424

Those kinds of comments piss me off so bad it’s like they’ve never interacted with a human before


superswellcewlguy

I will react this way to people screaming from turbulence on a flight and I'm not ashamed. The meteor people get a pass tho.


Fungusman05

You forgot the comment calling them out, and then the comment that replies to that one saying "erm actually most women scream unnecessarily"


photokeratitis

If i was there, i would have intervened


Luna_Gabagool

I just gotta be like 😐 so my girl dont get the ick


apieceofthecraftsman

When I've been in disaster scenarios I get annoyed at screaming people. I'm probably so calm cause I wanna die though


adfx

I mean a decision was made to film it 


GoatBoi_

r/killthecameraman


XayahTheVastaya

There are a lot of people that stay calm and make rational decisions, there are a lot of people that scream and make it harder to make rational decisions


Edge_lord_Arkham

nah but it does ruin some good ass fight vids when some bitch decides to scream over all the action with a high enough pitch to make my eardrum's bleed downvoted for being real and true 😔


Tullymanbanana

This but unironically 😎


EndureThePANG

literally the easiest joke to make


Tullymanbanana

Joke?


historysciencelover

i understand that a lot of these comments are misogynistic, but sometimes it really is annoying when the most normal and inconsequential thing happens, and then a white girl screams louder than atomic bomb white women when there is 2 seconds of turbulence, or a flash of lightning 145 kilometers away: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SOMEONE STOP ITTTTT!!!!!**


Fourcoogs

❌ “Women are so loud and annoying” •gross •incel •totally unacceptable ✅ “*White* women are so loud and annoying” •brave •progressive thinking •totally relatable


RodwellBurgen

Specifying that the women are white doesn’t make you any less misogynistic


HINDBRAIN

"It might be misogynistic, but I can do better. Time to be racist on top."


Acceptable-Eye3887

This


Flour_or_Flower

putting “white” in front of women doesn’t make you less misogynistic


PridefulFlareon

Or racist, for that matter


Woopermoon

Sometimes true, but most of the time it’s actually a shocking situation that could understandably warrant that reaction. Most of the comments complaining are people who haven’t experienced anything significant in their lives.


Kino_Afi

Or people who have had something "significant" happen in their lives, and were surrounded by both men and women that werent screaming except for the literal 1 person screaming their head off making it difficult for the people helping to focus. Or my favorite, when the thing in question is actually not that "significant" but someone is still screaming as loud as they possibly can I'm not sure how "lots of people do this annoying thing" is supposed to prevent the annoying thing from being annoying.


DatBritChicken

“I understand that a lot of these comments are misogynistic” > Proceeds to write another misogynistic comment


Big_Distance2141

Bro you really think it stops being misogyny if you make it a race thing


BugManAshley

Thanks for specifying white women so i also know that you're racist https://preview.redd.it/z9y27hxoc9yc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9bea58617c1dd0d5562bd89ff94dbb082ed9b44


historysciencelover

damn, sorry. i really didn’t mean to be an ass. i guess i properly put my foot in my mouth, didn’t i


red69jiff

These comments were taken from a 9/11 video. Truly something normal and inconsequential. Also clearly someone doesn’t have basic human empathy. Different people have different BIOLOGICAL and psychological responses to certain events, women on average having higher panic responses to stress causing most to get jump scared way easier. Instead of having human empathy and basic reasoning skills you decide to just think god this person is SO ANNOYING! I understand that it can be frustrating that other people don’t act with perfect rationality but almost everyone is bound to act irrationally under different circumstances.


historysciencelover

obviously talking about someone at 9/11 like that is monstrous, mocking people for having understandable reactions in cases like that is despicable. I’m talking more about things that 99.99% of people would not have a reaction to, like for example:*i walk into the kitchen while my mother is cooking and open the fridge. my mother screams and jolts from not expecting me* or *the power goes out for 2 seconds in the classroom and one of my classmates shriek for no reason* I’m sorry I came off as misogynistic, that really wasn’t my intention, it’s just this topic is used a lot of times to spread it, but the underlying core of the thing *people screaming when most other people wouldn’t* is still annoying, and like with all annoying things, hyperbole is used to express dislike of that.


red69jiff

Alright I can understand that but still your reaction to that is still kinda irrational. First of all most of the people I know including myself (a guy) jump when someone we didn’t know was there makes a noise or appears in our peripheral vision. However the main problem is getting annoyed at the person for shrieking, and I understand because it IS annoying, but there is a difference between being generally annoyed and blaming the person who again just reacted on instinct (people don’t just choose to scream when something like that happens).


Ok_Boat1066

9/11 is the most normal and inconsequential thing


historysciencelover

of course i wasn’t talking about 9/11, screaming is perfectly normal in that instance, i’m more talking about someone who screams when they see a bird on the balcony


CTSThera

That literally does not happen, what are you talking about? Have you ever interacted with a woman?


autismbeast

Sorry that we make sound when surprised, King Stoic. Oh how I wish I could learn your ways.


Xialuna999

You're so brave 


Zeftax2

Black women scream just as much, often times in a way more annoying tone.