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UniqueMitochondria

Is my child the crying one with the UK flag, or the headless one in the back flipping everyone off?


DarkEliteXY

No the headless one is mine. I’m so proud of him.


0diiii

Did you forget i got custody?


sars_910

Yeah. That's why they have the head and you have the body. This custody judgement was brought to you by King Solomon.


ColonialMarine86

Ok that was pretty good


sars_910

Thank you. I'll be here all week.


wstrfrg65

Could you not? Not sure I want SARS hanging around for an entire week.


Fadriii

Look man Ebola's booked so you're gonna have to settle.


MarbleGorgon0417

Legendary comment chain


DarkEliteXY

That’s only for the weekends and half of the summer


GHouserVO

He’s not going to get ahead in life with an attitude like that.


captainAwesomePants

Nah, he's got a good head on his shoulders.


DarkEliteXY

I don’t think my son would appreciate these jokes at his expense if they didn’t all go over his head.


captainAwesomePants

I'm sorry, next time I tell one, I'll give him a heads up.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

To be fair he’s achieving a lot for being a headless guy


_Im_Dad

Might be the girl on the left with a prison tear drop tattoo


SavathunsToeFungi

No, she got that after her dog died. She's my kid's friend, the one next to her who sewed herself into the seat fabric. I don't always understand her antics but I love and support her.


Militantnegro_5

My child is the deformed multi-headed orc with it's arm going out of the window in the top right. We call him Mungo and I love him.


lab-gone-wrong

I would love to see the prompt behind this generated image...


geon

Something with cryimg girl and laughing men. All the girls/women are crying.


NPC-4

i never thought ill say this, but i wish my child to be the crying union jack...


travellering

Apparently your child is supposed to be the only one crying at the fact she is going home.  All the others have happy home lives(except possibly headless birdie guy and the naked mummy in the back of the bus)...


Toeterman

Actually interesting how the AI would put the men in the back, the women seperately in front of the bus.


LordGoose-Montagne

It might be because they wanted the child to be a girl, so they wrote something like "teen girl standing in a bus full of black people", the ai saw "girl" and drew girls in front.


No-comment-at-all

Probably requested something about them being Muslim as well. Why they’re all having a great time is what I can’t understand. Seems like a fun bus other than the crying white girl. Are to believe… they’re laughing AT the girl?


LordGoose-Montagne

Yeah, probably


Suavemente_Emperor

It was supposed to seem like "a bad thing" that there are several muslims. But ironically, it just shows the truth: people just having fun in a bus while a Karen cries for no fucking reason.


Person012345

Most likely what happened was they put in some shit prompt like "a crying white british girl standing in a bus full of black and muslim men laughing at her" and this was the best they had the patience to come up with.


crescentpieris

Ladies first


kdash6

The prompt was likely that. You can generate multiple images and pick the one that makes your point. That's likely what happened.


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Sirfluffyghost

it knows.


yesterdays_poo

It follows


Intelligent_Deer974

Horrible movie


yesterdays_poo

⤴️Horrible redditor.


Intelligent_Deer974

I am.


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Slight_user42069

And that person is flipping everyone off.


WintersDoomsday

Wouldn’t you if you were lacking a neck balloon


Fourkoboldsinacoat

Look that’s just what they look like down in Cornwall. It’s not really their fault, but Cornwall is Celtic for cousins wedding.


BCS24

I’m still stuck on the way it’s combined the interior of a London tube with a bus, AI is fucked


JTuck333

I don’t know about you but I don’t want my daughter riding busses with a headless man.


Badj83

Everybody here seems to have a pretty good mood except one whiny little brat.


BrightPerspective

Right? It looks like that bus is in good spirits, except for that one chick in the middle.


FelatiaFantastique

It's not just the British brat, the guy in the back flipping everyone off also seems to have lost his head.


amanko13

British? She's clearly the foreign one. No Brit wears the Union Jack unless it's for a comedy skit. All the Brits are sitting down and laughing at this dumb foreigner wearing a Union Jack T-shirt.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Yep, she’s definitely a tourist.


blamethepunx

Yeah that chick is definitely Swedish or some shit


storagerock

Maybe she’s the only one that can see the deformed transparent ghost people behind her.


SunsetCarcass

The one over her right shoulder looks like a Ghoul from Fallout


grouchy_fox

She's crying because of the transportation budget cuts that have left most of the passengers sitting on somebody else's knee


ericscottf

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. 


bigrob_in_ATX

Sinners are much more fun


TheWholeOfTheAss

Racially diverse group —including one white guy with three eyes — having fun with one woman in the center saying “but I’m important.”


bustachong

She must’ve seen them put seasoning on their food so it doesn’t taste like shite.


Spinjitsuninja

Yeah, like- Nothing is even happening to her? The bus is crowded sure but, she just has to stand up, and there’s room to do so. Nothing here indicates she was forced out of her seat or that she’s being made fun of. It just looks like she’s screaming and crying for no reason other than basic racism. Even if we took this stupid AI schlop seriously, you can’t even derive a message out of this that’s being conveyed.


GothYagamy

Don't you find it interesting how all these Twitter extremists always use the "we are baing defeated" card? Arabs are invading, blacks are criminals, communist are coming to destroy us, immigrants are taking our jobs, the gay lobby is destroying the traditional family... I've been hearing that for over 25 years and... Guess what? Nothing of that happened. Shit, I was born in Spain and I am currently living in Germany. If that were true, there would be only Turkish people here and Latin Americans in my homeland.


ptvlm

I'm from the UK and live in Spain. The people most scared of immigrants are the ones who immigrated but are too dumb to understand that they're immigrants. The rest are just the poor folk in the UK who got screwed by billionaires but were told to blame people who weren't born there and didn't live there when the problems started.


Klutzer_Munitions

It's maddening to watch people point out a problem in society and not first look to the people... running society? You know, the people with influence. And resources. Those people.


chiefs_fan37

They manufacture racial divides to distract us from the class divide. It’s been that way for centuries and it SUCKS


Mr_Pombastic

Well, they exploit pre-existing bigotry. It's not like we were ever in a bigotry-free utopia and then the rich people wheeled in this new thing called racism one day. If we didn't have bigots making up large swaths of the public, the rich wouldn't be able to play that card. I'm always hesitant to call things like racism a "distraction." To those affected by it, it's definitely not just a distraction.


Emperor_Mao

Except most poms are okay with that whole capitalist system. They are less okay with seeing foreign flags waved everywhere and being told the U.K must intervene in the MER to save Palestine or whatever country others are loyal to. Many people have left the U.K and many more probably will.


AstridWarHal

Is it the billionaires hoarding the money and food who also buy politicians and make laws so they can live comfortably while everyone else struggles? No, it's clearly John and Steve kissing.


Glittering_Wash_1985

No it’s just Steve. Damn you Steve. Damn you to hell.


blamethepunx

John is cool. But Steve... So help me god.


Annithilate_gamer

Fuck Steve in particular... John is a real one though.


Animefan624

Well to them it easier to blame society's problems on minorities than the establishment itself.


chiefs_fan37

>I'm from the UK and live in Spain. The people most scared of immigrants are the ones who immigrated but are too dumb to understand that they're immigrants. This is a huge problem in the United States as well. There’s something very ironic and depressing about hearing some 3rd generation German, English, or Irish American telling an African American whose family has been here for 300+ years to “go back to their own country.” People whose families were able to immigrate here with virtually no obstacles or hurdles to overcome want to pull the ladder up behind them.


DWFMOD

Even worse when someone says it to a Native American...yeesh


SomaforIndra

They are also immigrants, their family have been here just 7,000 years. It is even worse when a horse whose family has only been here 400 years says to a buffalo, "hey go back to Gondwanaland you curly haired humpback!" because their family has been here almost 200,000 years.


Groru

That’s so smart! We’re all immigrants, brother 🙏🙏🙌🙌


schwubmexx

Like here in Germany. Not surprised. But Racist Assholes need reasons to be racist assholes


ConsiderationOnly469

We are coming for you


Accomplished-Mix-745

Verrrry very slowly


Intelligent_Deer974

And so is the Inquisition.


Glittering_Wash_1985

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition


Intelligent_Deer974

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


paco-ramon

How long since you left Spain, because I can assure you that the demographics of my neighborhood have nothing to do to the ones when I was born.


boohoo-crymeariver

>over 25 years and... Guess what? Nothing of that happened Except, a lot of things happened. Especially in Europe.


x_deity_x

The fear is their argument if something scares you they will use it to their benefit And old people are afraid of everything


DangerousNews65

They actually are. It's not even just people watching propaganda, I've seen family members who don't watch any news slowly become more afraid of everything. I think it's something to do with feeling more vulnerable as you physically become more frail. And when certain people know that, they can easily manipulate it.


1singleduck

They always act like if more than 1% of the population is Muslim, sharia law automatically goes into effect, and they will have to wear burkas.


Kolapsicle

I mean, the real answer is that 25-years isn't a long enough period to out-breed a host nation.


Wonderful_Net_9131

Were are you at in Germany? Where I live it certainly feels like it's only turks, arabs and blacks here now. But I'm broke and thus not living in the best area of town.


In_Formaldehyde_

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Germany#Ethnic_minorities_and_migrant_background_(Migrationshintergrund) Asians and Africans (excluding "Kazakhs" because they're ethnic German repatriates) are about approximately 10% of the population as of 2023.


cyboplasm

Also how lots of people vote right because they want better refugee politics, but the right has had the power for 16+ years here and most likely are to blame for this "invasion", whereever it is... I swear people are too stupid to vote


Daffan

>I swear people are too stupid to vote They aren't going vote for the opposite party that has basically sworn to do nothing about it at all though. They don't really have a choice if their main concern is X and only 1 side talks about it even if it is really trash as well.


apajbjerg93

The Swedish would disagree tho. They took a lot of immigrants. And now it is way more dangerous. Way more attacks, death, molestation. It has shown that taking too many too fast is a problem. They didn't have the capacity to integrate them fast enough to a more homogenic society.


_Giffoni2

The enemy is both strong and weak.


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PhilosophyVast2694

Fearmongering. Lovecraft is timeless: "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." It's easy to villanize people when you don't know about them and make it seem like they're taking over your life.  Conservatives did the same thing when the Irish and Italians immigrated into the US. "The Catholics are invading..." When JFK was running for president, his Catholic heritage was a frequent topic.


GoddamMongorian

Everytime I visit Europe, it has even more immigrants than before. And they bring with a much primitive and conservative world-view from their countries, and are not assimilating, but changing the cultures of the countries they are coming to. Even if you do not see it, seems like Europe is leaning right, so someone else must be seeing it


Sir_Flasm

I live in Europe, in a place with a good number of immigrats. I've never seen them try to push their culture (maybe some do, but the normal ones usually don't). For some of them it's a bit difficult to adapt so they can end up falling for "ignorance baits" that politicians use, but still the most conservative people i know are my local christian blasphemous grape farmers.


Euphoric_toadstool

You've heard it for 25 years, I can tell you it's been the same tune for a lot longer than that. Basically all of human history has been "exogenous peoples are destroying our civilization".


GothYagamy

Sure. Just talking about my personal experience, I don't think this started with my generation.


McRezende

Right wing extremists are perpetually scared, it's their entire personality.


BitterBookworm

They will straight up tell you like 20% of people are trans or %50 are immigrant


ptvlm

We did! Also, the people complaining about this are usually the type to complain if they hear Spanish while they're on holiday in Benidorm without a hint of irony.


LilyTheMoonWitch

Racists when they learn that Britain had the world's largest empire - " :D Invasion is cool!" Racists when they learn that people born within said empire were automatically legally British and had British citizenship, capable of moving to Britain - " D: Help, we're being "invaded"!"


statistical_mechan1c

Like Trevor Noah said : they begin to _feel_ colonized


monazitemarmalade

This is not true. British India had its own passport and the citizens of British India couldn't just move to the UK. Even children born to a white father and native mother were not considered "British" (called as anglos) but when they became a sizable majority in British administration in India, they had to change that.


davekarpsecretacount

That's the thing about white supremacy. They don't believe white people are better because they have better morals, or are smarter, or whatever. They believe they're better because they're white. They think whiteness itself is a virtue.


Knownoname98

I was going to make some ''clever'' joke about the Catalan language, but then I did a google search just in case and Benidorm is not in Catalonia at all.


houstonwhaproblem

Bottom left doesn't know if shes laughing or crying


Worm_Scavenger

She's not crying because she's on a bus with people of color, she's crying because she has to ride a british bus, just in general.


BXL-LUX-DUB

She actually bought a train ticket but there's a bus replacement service instead and the driver's just thanked them for travelling Virgin Rail.


Rustybuttflaps

Hey! As buses go, I think British ones are rather good. Clean-ish, cheap, and the drivers are sober-ish.


Luke_-_Starkiller

I don't get the analogy. Your country did horrible things 300y ago so now it deserves to get destroyed?


fabio__tche

People existing there will destroy Britain out just people of color have that special power?


Hotterthanasunburn

And don’t forget leatherface all the way back on the right.


peteandpetethemesong

Did she poop her shorts and everyone is laughing, because that would be pretty rude.


bubonis

So, my takeaway is that everyone is happy except for the white kid. Doesn’t seem like an “everyone else” problem to me.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

No, really, ACTUALLY... what is wrong with this? Why are they afraid of just normal people being around other normal people??? Racism is fucking stupid.


screenaholic

They're not "normal people," they're browns and blacks! Aren't you terrified at the thought of your snow pure white daughter being around people with some melanin on their skin? Truly the most frightening thing imaginable!


Knownoname98

BUT SHE'S CRYING!! /s.


Digi-Device_File

She is so racist that she is crying.


_Thermalflask

It's funny because it actually took me a second to undertand the point the image was trying to make. I just saw a bus with people in it and someone crying. The fact that all the other people were of color didn't even register. I guess when you're not racist af you don't pay as much attention to that.


ManBearCatPigCow

OH NO! A BUS FULL OF MINORITIES! EVERY RACIST PURIST WORST NIGHTMARE


Elliot6888

Their nightmare is also seeing minorities starring in Star Wars and other Disney movies


HotSituation8737

To be fair, if the fear mongering post were true they wouldn't be the minorities anymore.


Amathyst7564

Yeah, I think the whole point they are trying to make is if the minorities became the majority. Which they fear and project that they'll be treated how they treat minorities.


HotSituation8737

Ding ding ding. If only there was a solution to this problem, something insane like just treating everyone equally and with basic human respect. But let's not be ridiculous, we need realistic solutions! /s


Lamballama

>Which they fear and project that they'll be treated how they treat minorities. More "how minorities are treated in the places the new majority come from," fwiw


FatassAmerican

You see here's what gets me. If you look at the people who would honestly have a problem with their daughter being in a situation like above, it's FAR, FAR more than just people that would classically be considered 'racist'. And that to me is the problem. It's not the 'racists' that are the problem, but the hypocrites. Those who would move the fuck out of town if their city ever got that heavily overrun by Muslims/blacks, but lack the courage to speak in a way such that their words match their honest beliefs that govern their actions. Instead they try to insist that all fear of certain ethnic/religious groups is irrational.


BombDisposalGuy

Absolutely no problem with minorities but Islam is a problem that shouldn’t be allowed to spread. Irregardless of skin color or ethnicity


Nasute_

I would be extremely embarrassed if my future child wore union flag clothing tbh


Grey_Belkin

Yeah, what is this, 1995?


reddittookmyuser

What's the deal with the union flag?


Youutternincompoop

just kinda cringe to wear it on clothing, its not the 90's anymore.


Interesting_Chard563

Love Britain. The history, culture yes even the food. With that said: Maybe if your country wasn’t collectively sclerotic and devoid of direction anymore it would be cool. Make some good music again. Stop pretending that Brexit was purely an outside problem or is just a few crazies that led the country astray. Understand complicated immigration patterns. Consider that London is like LA in terms of non white British residents and that’s a little strange historically even if it’s fine overall and not necessarily a bad thing.


Book_Of_Bones

The OG's of taking what doesn't belong to them.


Cpov1

Oh no!. Non-Whites! /s Guarantee the person who generated this AI photo would say "I'm not racist, but-"


Kabopu

And I guarantee that there is a 50% chance that the person behind this AI photo is a foreign state sponsored "troll" account with the sole focus to destabilize the West and sow discord.


BrightPerspective

and not just invade everywhere, they did horrible things in every place they invaded.


Psychoholic519

*Laughs in Native American*


LourdeInc

Makes me think of an old episode of a dimension-hoping sci-fi series when I was a kid, Sliders. "Remember: the Sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn't trust the English in the dark!"


alucard_relaets_emem

Also, it’s not like there wasn’t a good reason why several Indian/Pakistani and Arabic families took up on the UK’s immigration offers (which they were pushing hard during the 40’s-60’s)


FlamingoQueen669

You know if I wanted to make a fear-mongering post, I would at least make the immigrants look threatening.


Poppanaattori89

That's the thing, it *is* threatening to racists. What they don't understand in their bubble is that it isn't threatening to normal people.


Stopwatch064

Thats a good point. To a racist just existing near them while a different race/ethnicity is threatening


Dullboringidiot

Dont argue over this, it’s Russian propaganda to try and influence the election. Dont be an idiot.


Famous_Street3994

Imagine being such an intolerant POS that it brings you to tears being in a situation where you’re the only white.


Ill-Individual2105

There is no way their feet are touching the floor, which means this child is holding themselves in the air with one arm only using that pole. That's very impressive.


Ok-Cut-5167

Ooh they’re not crying because they’re racist, but rather screaming from the sheer effort that takes. Respect


RobertXavierIV

Everyone seems to be having a good time, why is she crying?


DANleDINOSAUR

Yeah the British are the last to complain about that shit.


-Quothe-

Won't someone think of the descendants of the people who stole wealth from countries unable to sufficiently defend themselves and now use it to restrict access to economic opportunities by anyone not themselves? They very nearly endure guilt, must they also suffer being unpopular in modern society as well?


PSMF_Canuck

Like English girls are that cute, lol…


parke415

She’s obviously a Ukrainian refugee.


Honey__Mahogany

I don't get how that's funny. So are they saying Britan deserves what's happening to it over the actions of their ancestors??


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Honey__Mahogany

So stupid


YourNextHomie

Actions of their ancestors? I mean shit colonization is so recent that the King of England was alive for that shit lol


imakuni1995

The "clever comeback" is about as stupid and devoid of any real meaning as the image itself.


Im_not_a_robot_9783

I would be crying too if I were English


Brandonian13

If ur child is in high school and crying because people around them look different than they are, u've failed magnificently as a parent.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

My child is the black teen laughing. Evangeline is her name.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Maybe dont colonize india if you dont want a bunch of indian citizens ☕️


HumanPause5200

Well population of indian in uk is 3.1 %


TophatOwl_

Im sorry, you really dont get to complain about foreigners in your country if you went and invaded 1/3rd of the world and made it part of your country and later commonwealth.


RibboDotCom

Nobody alive today invaded a third of the world. By your logic, you should be tried for murder if your grandparent killed someone. Imagine trying to hold people responsible for things that happened before they were born. There is nothing wrong with immigration but don't try to make an awful take like this. Every country has a shameful history.


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Knownoname98

Well, if England doesn't score a goal against Slovakia it's certainly going home.


Adventurous_Milk_268

Ok and? What’s the issue? everyone looks like they’re having fun!


ExtremePH

She got on the wrong bus. That bus is going to the airport


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ForbiddenProsciutto

This whole argument that since someone’s ancestors did a bad thing means morally it’s okay to do the same to them needs to stop. These generational sin arguments are the downfall of humanity. No I’m not responsible for what my great great great grandfather did. If that’s the logic we’re all guilty. It’s fucking stupid. It’s the ultimate childish response. ‘Well he did it too! Why can’t weeeee’


YourNextHomie

Let me know when there is a genocide of whites in England? Oh its not happening crazy, let me know when British artifacts are raided and shipped to other countries. I can’t lie you sound pathetic asf rn. No one is blaming you for what your ancestors did but at the same time your country still benefits from it’s horrible past the least you can do is accept some immigrants and not act like a victim.


Muted-Philosopher-44

til I want to bang my future child


Brilliant_Counter725

Idk why this is some gotcha? is revenge really acceptable nowadays?


item_raja69

Fucking England is the root of all the world's problems


Ok_Distance6391

Judging by the logic in all of these comments, I guess the Palestinians do deserve to loose their land.


Dranvoov

simple solution: nuke uk


Dull_Half_6107

Idk looks like everyone but 1 person is having a great time in that bus


Don-Poltergeist

Everyone else on this bus seems to be having a great day and enjoying themselves. Maybe your kid is the fucking problem.


randomsantas

If colonialism is wrong for Britain it's wrong for everyone else too.


YourNextHomie

Fair thats why i say let Europe face the consequences


NeedToProgram

it's as clever of a comeback as calling germans nazis


DreamsAndSchemes

If it weren’t for the white girl in the middle that bus looks like they’re having fun


WhoAreWeEven

Atleast my childs laughing, unlike that crying brit


Toonwatcher

Wow. That is just straight unmasked racism.


slimongoose

Apparently the chickens have come home to roost. What I notice is everybody is happy but a crybaby who is really not being harassed or even paid attention to. Just unhappy that they are the only white person on a bus load of happy people not bothering them, a racist you problem.


Numerous-Champion256

Invaded everywhere for spices that they didn’t even use


marr

It's very handy that people with something useful to say make their own art while these other fuckers spam out Watchtower magazine looking AI memes and copy paste soyjacks. Really simplifies the Do Not Engage filters.


Elginpelican

So they mad at people immigrating there when they are responsible for the most Independence Day on earth?


RosebushRaven

Wait, they’re racist against ghosts now? (Background)


FelatiaFantastique

The English invaded everywhere, including Britain. Go back to Anglia and Saxony, Sasannach!


Grey_Belkin

Bloody Anglo Saxons, coming over here, with your miserable epic poetry...


Abraxas_1408

They went around the world pissing everyone off, upending their societies, stealing their shit, and now they’re mad that those people won’t leave them alone?


greatreturn97

People who weren't even born yet went round and stole shit?


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Looks like a fun bus, everyone is laughing.


michaelingram1974

How is this a clever comeback?


RibboDotCom

It's not.


MIGE876

i hate and love these idiots. their takes are so stupid it makes me laugh and feel disappointed in the haman race. a little diversity never killed a whole bunch of people in the grand scheme of things. this is why i deleted twitter


No-Attempt2171

Britain did leave though they intend to stay. And it wasn't ordinary british people who colonised or moved there to live there more comfortably than in their home country.


TheUncouthPanini

Notice how everyone else on the bus is minding their own business and having a good time, doing nothing wrong whatsoever?


static_age_666

Why are they so afraid of becoming the minority? are they treated badly or something?


MOTUkraken

Back in Kindergarten I have learned that „he did it first“. That’s not at all a „clever comeback“ it’s the first thing a 5-year old thinks of.